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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Default You Are Awesome Feats

    I am Norris, Chuck Norris
    You are the Batman wizard, you gain the ability to cast ninth-level spells, and only ninth level spells, 9/day. You need not verbalise the casting mechanism, each spell is personified in an action of awesome.

    Diesel Vince
    You now add moose to the list of Animals Who Have Fought You And Lost.
    You add a +4 untyped bonus to Str. You benefit from a +4 bonus to Favoured Enemy (all). You can also see in the dark, out to a distance of 60 ft., additionally, you are granted low-light vision. If you previously had low-light vision, you see four times as clearly. Finally, you receive a +1 bonus on all Knowledge skills.

    THIS. IS. SPARTA!
    Your legs bulge with thick and corded muscles. You gain a +10 untyped bonus to the Jump skill. Any increment distance of 10 feet in the direction you jump allows you to hover as the feat.
    Your voice deepens into a sonorous projection, this can be used as a sonic attack dealing sonic damage as the shout spell.
    Your beard becomes richer and more luxuriant, granting you a +2 natural armour bonus.

    And Then He Was A Zombie
    You were first a demon, then you were a zombie.
    You benefit from both the outsider (demon) and undead types at the same time. Where the types confer the same immunity, they stack rather than overlap.


    More to come.
    To see the world in a grain of sand
    and Heaven in a wild flower
    To hold infinity in the palm of your hand
    and eternity in an hour.

    - William Blake, Auguries of Innocence

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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    Erts's Avatar

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    Default Re: You Are Awesome Feats

    I love it.

    Really.

    Nice job, Amiel.
    Thanks for the awesome avatar goes to Djinn_In_Tonic. Thanks!

    "A witty saying proves nothing."
    -Voltaire

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Default Re: You Are Awesome Feats

    I'm really tempted to get out my sarcasm detection meter

    Having said that, greatness if you love these; totally.


    Offering of Cake
    Your offer of cake and other assorted sugary fare influences your enemies' attitude to a more agreeable Friendly; their initial attitude can be anywhere from hostile to unfriendly to indifferent. Enemies now try to help you, albeit in a limited manner, and will also advocate on your behalf. Additionally, you gain a +4 cake bonus to Diplomacy; this in effect in any situation that warrants its use. 3/day, with cake in hand, you may also speak words that have the same effect as a charm monster spell.

    The Cake is a Lie
    You cause a geas/quest effect to take form, and can manipulate any targets with promises of moist cake. Any action your target takes that is at odds with your request or requests imposes 3d6 penalties to the applicable ability scores each day.
    Any time, you sing this song, your target is fascinated (as the condition) and under a suggestion. The song must be sung in its entirety and without error.
    At the end of the quest, you may reveal that the cake has been and always was a lie; the target is always unwilling when this takes affect. This reveal causes the target to be at first, stunned (as the condition) and then raging (as the barbarian's; at their class level).
    Last edited by Amiel; 2010-04-21 at 06:26 AM.
    To see the world in a grain of sand
    and Heaven in a wild flower
    To hold infinity in the palm of your hand
    and eternity in an hour.

    - William Blake, Auguries of Innocence

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    Orc in the Playground
     
    Beholder

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    Default Re: You Are Awesome Feats

    But how long are they stunned for?

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Default Re: You Are Awesome Feats

    Possibly just for one standard action; you've just been served (oh ho!), so your anger and rage isn't going to take long to manifest.
    To see the world in a grain of sand
    and Heaven in a wild flower
    To hold infinity in the palm of your hand
    and eternity in an hour.

    - William Blake, Auguries of Innocence

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    Titan in the Playground
     
    Lix Lorn's Avatar

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    Usaki City, Syona
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    Default Re: You Are Awesome Feats

    Just Keep On Trying Til We Run Out of Cake?
    Any failed skill check, attack roll, damage roll or any other roll ro check may be retried after eating at least one slice of cake, even if it normally allows no retries.
    Cake may be eaten as a free action.
    Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
    Homebrew Signature | NEW Homebrew Collection
    Thanks to all my avatar artists, especially to Paisley for my avatar of Vivian, cowardly cryophoenix.
    Quote Originally Posted by Thanqol View Post
    It's like the feng shui version of an orbital death laser.

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Default Re: You Are Awesome Feats

    Win


    Good, Bad, I'm the Guy with The Gun
    Any weapon you wield automatically gains the bane property and penetrates damage reduction as if it was made from all materials. As a balancing mechanism, these benefits only work upon a single target (picked at the start of combat), further applications must be made after three rounds of studying other enemies a la the assassin's death attack. Additionally, you are bestowed with favoured enemy (all) +4. Finally, your weapon ignores alignment restrictions, penetrating damage reduction as the necessary alignment.
    Last edited by Amiel; 2010-04-21 at 07:13 AM.
    To see the world in a grain of sand
    and Heaven in a wild flower
    To hold infinity in the palm of your hand
    and eternity in an hour.

    - William Blake, Auguries of Innocence

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    Titan in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: You Are Awesome Feats

    No Power In the 'Verse Can Stop Me Now
    For the rest of your round, all your attacks hit if the task was even vaguely possible. You do not need to look.

    ;P
    Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
    Homebrew Signature | NEW Homebrew Collection
    Thanks to all my avatar artists, especially to Paisley for my avatar of Vivian, cowardly cryophoenix.
    Quote Originally Posted by Thanqol View Post
    It's like the feng shui version of an orbital death laser.

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