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2011-01-29, 07:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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[Nexus] Trog's Tavern CCXXIX
*Upon entering the tavern you find it to be rustic, dim, cramped, and smelling of spilled beer. Moving through the crowd, half of which seem to be deadtiming, you spot a fireplace with a banjowood carving on the mantle, you also make out through the haze the curving bar and private booths hidden behind ferns. A side door leading to a patio outside reveals a hungry looking dumpster mimic sneaking towards an unsuspecting customer.
Trog's is a single location that exists simultaneously in the cities of Town and Inside. Somehow. It's best not to question it.
Staff:
Owner and Proprietor: Trog
Manager: El Jaspero
Bartenders: Memzee, Phoebe, Ashna, Ambrosia
Trog's Tavern hires only the finest NPC servers:
((Since all are NPCs they are up for communal control. Feel free to say what they do or say to you or any other patron. To a point.))
Bouncer: Baby (NPC, a dwarf who was raised by orcs and has the intellect of Thog.)
Servers:
Nina - A fiesty and vivacious tiefling. Mean, self-centered and completely unavailable. You may have seen her recently on the WotC 4E cartoon.
Paige - A sweet, wholesome, flirty elf working her way through PC school.
Cosmo - A quick-witted and oppressed gnome scoundrel. Truly a monster. RAWR!
DRINK MENU:
Wines:
Catoblepas Sauvingnon
Chimera Cabernet - A hearty red with a hits of oak and black cherry.
Chuul Lounge - Bacardi Limon, Aberration , creme de bananes and juices into a Chuul shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well. Strain into a highball glass half-filled with ice cubes, and serve.
Constitution Crushing Wine - Fort. DC 35 or pass out!
Cormyrian Fireamber - Imported and very good.
Eladrin Carbernet - Official Feywine of the Wild Hunt
Feline's Fancy - A purplish, swirly mixture that any feline will adore.
Funky Llama - A rich fruity wine, available in white or red.
Iames Agonia - This tart, dark red wine will stun you and leave you feeling good for hours.
Kobold Chianti - Tart. Tangy. Shifty.
Merfolk Merlot - Full-bodied with a hint of rose.
Powerlust Pinot - For those corruptable humans
Shadar-Kai Shadowine - Served in a jagged, broken glass
Spoonake Chablis - Straight from the Underdark!
Warlock Wine - Best served cold
Xorn Zinfandel - Sweet and fruity!
Mixed Drinks:
Aboleth Absinthe - Far Realmilicious!
Black Shadow - A strong concoction guaranteed to send a chill down your spine at any temperature.
Coffee Martini - Buzzzzz.
Djinn and Tonic - Whirling ice cubes, fizzy soda, and one drunk genie.
Dragon Liver Buster - Strongest drink in the house
Dwarf Spirits
Fire Archon Asylum Rum - "FAAR!!!"
Haley's Liquer - Named for the redheaded rogue, a sweet creme liquer, excellent over ice.
Hemo Colada - 100% less coconut, 100% more ichor
Ice Liquer - From the Plane of Ice: guaranteed to cool you down.
Ichor Liquor - Made from a fermented mix of various kinds of blood
Jasphattan - El J's Secret Recipie, vermouth & bitters
LEVEL UP LIQUER - Need a few extra XP? We gots XP in a bottle!
Long Island Iced Tea - Tastes better than it will make you feel in the morning
Murderita - Wasted away again...
Piña CoLlama - If you're not into yoga and have half a brain.
Rampaging Rail Mixer - Mad strong!
Rust Monster - Scotch, drambuie shaken in a wooden mixer.
Sneak on the Beach - Peach vodka, cran-pineapple juice, a cat hair
Swampwater - Phosphorescent lemon-lime
White Russian Wukei - for bounty hunters who dig dairy
Wizard Blizzard - Crushed ice and Bourbon. The effect depends on the spell stored in it.
Beers & Such:
Ales: Archon, Guilders, Balthor's Best
Grim Brewery Ginger Beer - Death-o-licious!
Mind Flayer Mead - Mmm... brains.
Other Fine Beverages:
Celestial Soda Pop - Soda specially brewed in Celestia. Tastes divine.
Darknight Coffee - cream has no effect
Dragon's Fire Breath (cherry Kool-Aid) - for the kids!
Fox Cola - the choice of the furry generation
Llamonade - That cool, refreshing drink for quadrupeds
Oni Tea - From the far east.
Red Minotaur Energy Drink - a-MAZE-ing energy!
Root Beer
Save vs. Slow Slurpees™ - C-c-c-cold
Hot Chocolate - Mmmmmmarshmallows
MUNCHIES MENU:
AbyssalNuts - damned and spicy
Baked Goods - Scones and Muffins and Brownies oh my! We have no cake - the cake is a lie!
Bamhacon - where the ham meets the bacon. Served with eggs.
Court of Stars Salad - Fresh fey greens
Hero Sandwiches - what else? Served with Villain vinegrette
Velvet Elfish - Trogtilla chips and hot meat and cheese dip
Yuan-ti Gyros - Lamb. Or halfling. We're not sure.
Trog's Floor Chili - Don't ask Trog where it came from and Trog won't tell you "the floor"
SMOKABLES:
Dwarven Cigars - From our axe-hewn humidor
Coffin Nail™ Cigarettes - Get Nailed!
Halfling Pipeweed - Bogart™ brand
((When this thread reaches page 50, anyone can make the next thread. However, if you want to make changes to the OP, please check in the OOC thread first to make sure everyone agrees.))Last edited by The Bushranger; 2011-01-29 at 08:15 PM.
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2011-01-29, 08:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] Trog's Tavern CCXXVIX
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2011-01-29, 08:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] Trog's Tavern CCXXVIX
The redhead kicks the cannon and regrets it.
Ow.🔜 🆒️ 🚰
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2011-01-29, 08:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] Trog's Tavern CCXXVIX
His plan having failed, the man looks around frightened.
Um... Give us all your money.LGBTitP
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2011-01-29, 08:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-01-29, 08:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Grammer is my declared deadly enemy!
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2011-01-29, 08:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] Trog's Tavern CCXXIX
Eileen, meanwhile, sheds her deadtime for the moment, and blinks, before looking to see if the vampire and the helpless catboy are still there.
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2011-01-29, 08:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] Trog's Tavern CCXXIX
I have a plastic gun that shoots foam balls and I'm not afraid to minorly inconvenience people with it!
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2011-01-29, 08:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] Trog's Tavern CCXXIX
Well, a vampire just walked in. Probably not the one Eileen was looking for, though.
Alysha's eyes widen at the sight of the pair in the black coats.
Hey! What're you doing?
Quotes and goodies:
SpoilerYou know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here! - Jayne Cobb
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. - Malcolm Reynolds
Because I'm allergic to things I don't wanna do. *coughcough* - Caboose
CHARACTERS
I has a story! Updates when I can.
3DS Friend Code: 2595-1862-5907
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2011-01-29, 08:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] Trog's Tavern CCXXIX
Phèdre is still there. She's watching Coralie and the object she's holding and Butler might still be here? (depends on them. ) She turns a little when Eileen suddenly moves.
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2011-01-29, 08:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-01-29, 08:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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The man pulls out a wooden sword.
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2011-01-29, 08:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] Trog's Tavern CCXXIX
Alysha quickly holds her hand towards them, as if she were holding something.
A flash of light later, there's a giant key made out of engine parts pointed at them.
I asked what're you doing?
Quotes and goodies:
SpoilerYou know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here! - Jayne Cobb
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. - Malcolm Reynolds
Because I'm allergic to things I don't wanna do. *coughcough* - Caboose
CHARACTERS
I has a story! Updates when I can.
3DS Friend Code: 2595-1862-5907
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2011-01-29, 08:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] Trog's Tavern CCXXIX
Eileen gives the Keyblade vampire no heed. She's not the one trying to eat somebody.
As it is, though, she points her denn'bok at Phèdre.
"As an officer of the Imperial Security Forces, I'm placing you under arrest."
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2011-01-29, 08:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] Trog's Tavern CCXXIX
I'm doing this! HYAAAHH!
She pumps the gun furiously.
Alysha has... yellow foamy spheres being shot at her.
This is underwhelming.🔜 🆒️ 🚰
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2011-01-29, 08:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] Trog's Tavern CCXXIX
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She can't help. She starts giggling. Which turns into laughter.
Quotes and goodies:
SpoilerYou know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here! - Jayne Cobb
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. - Malcolm Reynolds
Because I'm allergic to things I don't wanna do. *coughcough* - Caboose
CHARACTERS
I has a story! Updates when I can.
3DS Friend Code: 2595-1862-5907
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2011-01-29, 08:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] Trog's Tavern CCXXIX
Phèdre's eyes widen and she laughs, Arrest? For something that both of us enjoyed and that he obviously didn't protest?
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2011-01-29, 08:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] Trog's Tavern CCXXIX
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2011-01-29, 08:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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"For disorderly conduct, at the very least. Public feeding is a disturbance, especially after the vampire attacks recently," Eileen says coldly.
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2011-01-29, 08:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] Trog's Tavern CCXXIX
She points to the foam ball, then the gun it came from.
That's funny! It's a toy gun! Hahaha!
Quotes and goodies:
SpoilerYou know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here! - Jayne Cobb
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. - Malcolm Reynolds
Because I'm allergic to things I don't wanna do. *coughcough* - Caboose
CHARACTERS
I has a story! Updates when I can.
3DS Friend Code: 2595-1862-5907
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2011-01-29, 08:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] Trog's Tavern CCXXIX
That is the most hilarious thing she's heard yet. Phèdre laughs, Really? A disturbance? How is it a disturbance? Perhaps you'd care to explain how it disturbs anyone else?
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2011-01-29, 08:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] Trog's Tavern CCXXIX
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2011-01-29, 09:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] Trog's Tavern CCXXIX
The bulk of her laughter is over, but she still has a wider-than-normal (for her, anyway) grin.
So, what's your name?
Quotes and goodies:
SpoilerYou know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here! - Jayne Cobb
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. - Malcolm Reynolds
Because I'm allergic to things I don't wanna do. *coughcough* - Caboose
CHARACTERS
I has a story! Updates when I can.
3DS Friend Code: 2595-1862-5907
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2011-01-29, 09:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Eileen merely points to the NPCs, who are indeed giving Phèdre a wide berth. And some rather venomous looks.
It's probbaly a good thing for her all the fighter types are off fighting Spam Vikings.
"Now, come along, or I will make you come along. Your choice."
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2011-01-29, 09:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] Trog's Tavern CCXXIX
Phèdre looks dismissively at the npcs and they should scurry off before they become further involved in something that doesn't involve them. Who cares about them? They don't matter and I will do what I want. You or them won't stop me.
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2011-01-29, 09:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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"Wrong answer."
Eileen steps forwards, clearly preparing to cast a spell...
...deadtime gets her halfway there. Hold Monster will have to wait to complete casting until her player returns!Last edited by The Bushranger; 2011-01-29 at 09:19 PM.
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2011-01-29, 09:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] Trog's Tavern CCXXIX
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2011-01-29, 09:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] Trog's Tavern CCXXIX
Alysha bursts into another fit of laughter.
Aw, come on. Just tell me your name already.
Quotes and goodies:
SpoilerYou know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here! - Jayne Cobb
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. - Malcolm Reynolds
Because I'm allergic to things I don't wanna do. *coughcough* - Caboose
CHARACTERS
I has a story! Updates when I can.
3DS Friend Code: 2595-1862-5907
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2011-01-29, 11:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] Trog's Tavern CCXXIX
And that's when Coralie pops out the deadtime. Gaze fixed on where Phèdre was when she deadtimed. Bottle of liquid fire in her hand.
Convenient that Butler was deadtimed he didn't have to see this.
And so she will refocus her vision on Phèdre before taking a step towards her and trying to splash her with the contents of the vial.
It's liquid fire. Basically pitch very sticky and on fire. It's also super hot and tends to burn things it touches.
Yipes.
"There you you nice bath. Hope you aren't allergic to the soap."
Side note due to her position being not right beside Eileen but a bit over, and being quite close that means while butler may have got in the way Phèdre will still be hitLast edited by celtois; 2011-01-29 at 11:26 PM.
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2011-01-29, 11:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] Trog's Tavern CCXXIX
Butler smiles happily. Phèdre was nice. Even kissed him on the nose. It tickled a little.
His expression changes completely now. He steps in between the two women, clearly protecting Phèdre. "Wait ma'am! We're sorry ma'am! We can go somewhere else if we're disturbing anything ma'am. It's no trouble ma'am."
And... then Butler get splashes with fire cause of how it all happened so fast.
This results in screaming.
A lot of screaming.Last edited by Reinholdt; 2011-01-29 at 11:23 PM.