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    not a de-motivator, but still fun
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    Another generic series of alignment demotivationals, made by yours truely:

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    I'll do the Good-Aligned ones when I can thing of a decent Lawful Good quote by or about a character from a live action movie...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho View Post
    Another generic series of alignment demotivationals, made by yours truely:

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    I'll do the Good-Aligned ones when I can thing of a decent Lawful Good quote by or about a character from a live action movie...
    How about "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings" Optimus is pretty lawful good
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho View Post
    Another generic series of alignment demotivationals, made by yours truely:

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    Who's this one? I got 0 result on tiny eye.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Petrocorus View Post
    Who's this one? I got 0 result on tiny eye.
    Reynald de Chatillon, from Kingdom of Heaven. First-class dirtbag, psychotic lowlife extrodenaire.
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    But someone had to slaughter all those harmless merchants and peasants!
    "Après la vie - le mort, après le mort, la vie de noveau.
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    Apparently the guy was so bad that Saladin himself killed him after he was captured, for being such a truly awful person. And even his enemies said he was usually kind to his captives, and that was during the middle of a crusade. So Reynald probably must have been really bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yora View Post
    Apparently the guy was so bad that Saladin himself killed him after he was captured, for being such a truly awful person. And even his enemies said he was usually kind to his captives, and that was during the middle of a crusade. So Reynald probably must have been really bad.
    Hence, he was the perfect example for Neutral Evil, in my opinion.
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    Hence, he was the perfect example for Neutral Evil, in my opinion.
    And truly fitting. Heck, I usually don't get that strong feelings towards movie characters, but Reynald got a boatload of loathing when I watched Kingdom of Heaven.

    Saladin would be Lawful Neutral, I presume?
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    Quote Originally Posted by M-Bark View Post
    Saladin would be Lawful Neutral, I presume?
    If I were doing a straight Kingdom of Heaven series, he'd be the posterchild, yes. I just felt Rorscach was a more extreme example, so I used him.
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    Yes, please!


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    We are not standing on the shoulders of giants, but on very tall tower of other dwarves.

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    Amusingly, that picture, which is from Dragon Age, shows a female dwarf wearing a male dwarf's armor.
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    The reason it doesn't look slutty.
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    Dragon Age does play the "Stripperiffic" trope straight in terms of light armour — some of the female elves wear the equivalent of a leather two-piece bikini — but heavy armour looks the same on males and females. Which makes sense, since it's heavy armour.
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    It would also make sense on light armor, though.

    I think regular leather armor is awful with the naked legs and arms, but the dalish armor really is a joke. And a bad one.
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    This deserves a bump.


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    Wow! Not only was that awesome, I think I actually kinda understand Archeron now. If all the "intermediate" outer planes got that kind of treatment, I doubt there would be anywhere near as many critics of their utility.
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    You mean something like this?

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    To see the world in a grain of sand
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    To hold infinity in the palm of your hand
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    We are not standing on the shoulders of giants, but on very tall tower of other dwarves.

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    Owells.
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    Doesn't work, you have to save the image on your computer and then upload it somewhere else. See the first post.
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    OMG, yes. I....cried. Laughing.
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    Man, dino-riders were hardcore.
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    The ghost-woman the furthest to the left... isn't that the woman who plays Miss Fletcher in Murder, She Wrote?
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    Quote Originally Posted by M-Bark View Post
    The ghost-woman the furthest to the left... isn't that the woman who plays Miss Fletcher in Murder, She Wrote?
    No, it's Rue McClanahan, who played Blanche Devereaux on The Golden Girls. The other ghosts are Bea Arthur and Estelle Getty from the same show. The living one is Betty White, who was also on The Golden Girls
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kesnit View Post
    No, it's Rue McClanahan, who played Blanche Devereaux on The Golden Girls. The other ghosts are Bea Arthur and Estelle Getty from the same show. The living one is Betty White, who was also on The Golden Girls
    Ironically, Rue McClanahan was in an episode of Murder, She Wrote.

    EDIT: On the other hand... "they don't actually matter at this point"? I see a pun right there.
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    ...
    EDIT: On the other hand... "they don't actually matter at this point"? I see a pun right there.
    you caught me.
    I definitely intended to make that a pun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by M-Bark View Post
    EDIT: On the other hand... "they don't actually matter at this point"? I see a pun right there.
    I don't see it. Could you explain?
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