Pirates V The WW Game. Setting Sail!

[lostlittlebear]

-rises from the grave-

Note to self: Reinholdt is ALWAYS a beast.

-shakes ghostly hand angrily at Reinholdt in memory of LLD3-

-returns to grave-

[ThePhantom]

Oh Murska, you do know the pineapple I gave you was a grenade, right? It should be going off about now.

Phantom stays away from Murska, keeping his eyes on his watch.

[Ranna]

Oh this is just like porridge now, boorrring Murska for the love of god.

*Ranna throws down her spoon in mild annoyance*

[Murska]

Ooh. Pineapple grenade?

I'll throw it at... Lex.

[Supagoof]

-rises from the grave-

Note to self: Reinholdt is ALWAYS a beast.

-shakes ghostly hand angrily at Reinholdt in memory of LLD3-

-returns to grave-

Heh. Well here's one for him then.

[Music= Beauty and the Beast by Celine Dion]
Tale as old as thread
True as it is said
Looking through his scope
Shooting with a hope
Of hitting someobody
Not listed in the roles
But there to say the least
Be a little scared
No one was prepared
Reinholdt was a Beast

Every single game
Always a surprise
He was one before
And you can be sure
Again he will arise

Tale as old as thread
Killing whom killed him
Bittersweet and witty
From the sniper kitty
But before he is gone
Raising up his gun
Take one before he leaves
Tale as old as thread
And you find yourself dead
Reainholdt was the Beast

Tale as old as thread
And you find yourself dead
Reainholdt was the Beast
[/music]

[Reinholdt]

I got a song! Yay!

Tale as old as thread
And you find yourself dead
Reainholdt was the Beast
[/music]

*hums and sig quotes*

[PirateMonk]

Murska to set a new record for most death scenes.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Die, Cylon, die!

Oh right, already dead.

[Timberwolf]

Murska. Third times the charm, next island we stop at, I say we shove a lemon in his mouth, cut his head off, stake him and bury him next to a crossroads.

[billtodamax]

I thought you had to bury him under a crossroads?

[Timberwolf]

That takes some serious pick work to do to not wreck up the road.

[Istari]

Ranna because pointing at Murska is boring

[hap_hazard]

Murska. 10char

[Fleeing Coward]

Murska of course

[Murska]

Hey. There's one of them not pointing at me already. It won't take long for the rest to give up now.

[Istari]

Quiet you , I'm mainly concerned about another beast item popping up

[Irbis]

Istari for being unkind to ladies

[banthesun]

Have I voted for Murska yet?

[Supagoof]

Hmm, been a long day. Perhaps because the sun isn't out. Only one person responsible for that.

[Music - Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden]
There he is
Fully clothed
Does he lie, no one knows
Finds his place
In the shade
The sun is off his face

Brings the heat,
With the lynch
Around him the sky looks dead
Whose to blame in this dream
It's time to point again

Banthesun
Made his point
And joined the bandwagon
Banthesun
Made his point
Made his point
Made his point

Muttering
Bout the ship
Guessing who is and is not friend
Times are gone for honest men
Lightly in this game you tread

So we point
Along like sheep
Honest passengers to keep
Maybe send wolves away
No one want them here anymore

Banthesun
Made his point
And joined the bandwagon
Banthesun
Made his point
Made his point
Made his point

Banthesun
Made his point
And joined the bandwagon
Banthesun
Made his point


Made his point (Banthesun, Banthesun)
Made his point (Banthesun, Banthesun)
Made his point (Banthesun, Banthesun)
Made his point (Banthesun, Banthesun)

Shave my head
That you fear
Make Supagoof just dissappear

Banthesun
Made his point
And joined the bandwagon
Banthesun
Made his point
Made his point

Banthesun
Made his point
And joined the bandwagon
Banthesun
Made his point

Made his point (Banthesun, Banthesun)
Made his point (Banthesun, Banthesun)
Made his point (Banthesun, Banthesun)
Made his point (Banthesun, Banthesun)
Made his point (Banthesun, Banthesun)
Made his point (Banthesun, Banthesun)
Made his point (Banthesun, Banthesun)
[/music]

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(Awesome. Thanks, Goof, for the humorous interlude. Two nights ago, Atreyu damaged his computer during some routine sweeping, now it won't turn on. Last night Indurain's internet broke. Now you know why we've been delayed. Please pray for Alarra and Zeb's computers that they don't perish. )


(Update will take place today. I'm working on it, but I'm also busy at work, so it will happen this afternoon. I've got to figure out a way to kill off 5 autolynchees, too.)

[Thufir]

Aha! Inspiration has finally struck!
To the tune of 'Sighing Softly to the River' (1:40 onwards) from Pirates of Penzance.

Sighing softly to the victims,
Dead in various ways.
All because that Murska’s lynch
Has lasted several days.
Several days!

Though each day a mob we form,
To lynch him we all strive;
Yet each day he has an item
To keep himself alive,
Though to lynch him we all strive,
Yet this pirate’s still alive.

Victims, victims, little victims,
So unfairly killed by items,
Oh, that this could be undone,
But Murska is a tricky one,
Oh, that this could be undone,
But Murska is a tricky one.

Yet, they cannot last forever,
Soon they will be gone.
When they are, we’ll all together
Revenge you, every one.
Every one!

Though, so far, we have not killed him,
However we may try,
When he is out of items, then
That pirate, he shall die!
If we try, and try, and try,
Soon that pirate, he shall die!

Murska, Murska, tricksy Murska,
No more of us shall you murder!
Though your talents we all know,
Your days are numbered very low,
Though your talents we all know,
Your days are numbered very low!

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

The passengers gather around Murska. The accused pirate smiles and says.

Third time isn't a charm. I've got more tricks up my sleeves. Hey CD4, throw me the enchanted life jacket of Davey Jones he holds out his hand for the life saving item, but no aid comes. ..damn that cat! Murska grimaces, realizing that the man who was supposed to help him out had been catsassinated!

Mordokai flops out a large heavy wooden board. This is what we've been waiting for. I've brought my lucky plank. This plank has been used in Pirates 1, 2, and 3. Grab Murska and get him on there.

A group of volunteers carry Murska out on the plank and stand around the deck, making sure he can't get back onto the ship. One last trick. Take this you furry llama beast. This is for all the pirates who will never be shaved! Murska dumps a jar of algae looking stuff, as well as some jellyfish on the plank. He holds up the bottle for all to read the label. It says PLANKTON. The ship tilts from a sudden and unexplained weight gain. The wooden board, suddenly acting as if it weighed hundreds of pounds falls straight down, sheering a section of the ship off. The passengers near the wooden board, including Murska fall into the water.

Those still on board scramble to try to save the ship's sheered hull. The ones in the water try to swim to safety. In particular, Robert Blackletter is splashing around, as the water washes out the dye in his goatee, revealing that his beard and hair are actually purple.

SUPAGOOF!! cries an astonished llama. Atreyu runs and grabs his electric shaver, having found his nemesis at long last. The llama turns on the motorized razor and prepares to dive in after the Purple Pirate, but realizes at the last second that he's needed to help repair the ship. So he tosses the razor into the water, so that he can dive in and get it when the ship is safe. It won't drift away, its still plugged in, after all.

ZAP!!! When the razor hits the water, the current spreads out, electrocuting everyone in the area. This wipes out Murska as well as Robert Blackletter, but unfortunately, also claims the lives of B-Man, Mordokai, Uncle Festy, and YimmytheSneak.

Murska was lynched. He did have an item protecting him, but the item was owned by CD4 and when CD4 passed away, the item was no longer in effect.

Murska was a Pirate.
Robert Blackletter was Supagoof.
B-Man was a passenger.
Mordokai was a brave member of HALO.
Uncle Festy was a passenger.
YimmytheSneak was a passenger.


The good ship Bandwagon is in trouble and sinking fast. Unfortunately Deathslayer sailed off with our only lifeboat. Do we want to A) try to repair the ship B) try to use the pieces of the ship to make a smaller ship C) fish the pirate's corpse out of the water, loot their bodies, and try to find their ship to commandeer it.

Oh, and if you have night actions, please send them to Atreyu, Alarra, and Indurain. Also, we're gonna need someone new to start sending in Pirate kills since the person who was killing folks just got himself fried by an electric razor.

[billtodamax]

C, definitely C!

Cause, you know, they might also have loot.

[Helgraf]

We're a much smaller crew now.

B) Make a smaller ship.

[Helgraf]

Renfield smiled a dark bloody smile as the eyeball danced in the electrified water. The passing of the true Supagoof, too, was a good omen.

Remember remember 17 June that dismembered
The once mighty Murska's plot.
I see no reason why pirates treason
Should ever be forgot...

Murska and crew, t'was their intent
To blow up HALO and see passengers rent
Three-score barrels of items below
To prove old Bandwagons overthrow;

By Reinholdt he was catch'd
Without his lucky lifejack't
Holla boys, Holla boys, let the bells ring.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, God save the King!
And what should we do with him? Burn him!

[Ranna]

Oh, and if you have night actions, please send them to Atreyu, Alarra, and Indurain. Also, we're gonna need someone new to start sending in Pirate kills since the person who was killing folks just got himself fried by an electric razor.

Bah Pirate Bias Pirate Bias. Let the scurvey dogs organise themselves

As for votes. I fancy an adventure to go and steal their ship!

[Murska]

Heh. Well, at least I don't have to keep paying attention to this one... I can say I've had more comfortable wolf teams to play with.

[Castaras]

Holy autolynches batman. O.o

[Reinholdt]

I helped kill a wolf after I was dead?
That's a first.
Take that you nasty pirates!
*pokes with a wooden sword*

[Thufir]

C! Loot the bodies, and take their ship!