Game Chronicles

[Xavice]

I will try to update this weekly but it can only be done as often as we play but heres the start:

The events described below were done by real people.
Our tale begins with our Heroes on Fluffernutters ship, in his companions bar named “The Dirty Whore”. Xavice and Arcadius are punching each other off in a corner…this appears to be a common act amongst the two. Kreed and Grodak are drinking their booze and doing things to each other under the table. Deja is playing her harp and Fluffernutter is dancing with a fez hat on, and most importantly Tyranee D. Falcon is doing a Captain Morgan pose (it was stolen from him) while drinking his ale. Arcadius stops punching Xavice and asks “Why the hell did we come to a bar named ‘The Dirty Whore’?” Xavice responds with the obvious remark of “To get Dirty Whores of course!” Upon hearing this horrible joke the gods change the name of the bar to the Cats Paw .
Grodak gets up and goes to the bathroom…the party hears a loud “YA-HA-HA-HEE!” And a loud farting noise….Grodak leaves the room and the party stares at him…..as he sits down a large crash comes from below. Everyone BUT Tyranee D. Falcon head a giant crash down below the bar. Deja (Bard) stops playing her harp abruptly and every1 in the room (our party so far) looks at her as she walks to the door. Xavice stands up and follows her down the stairs. With Xavice and Deja leading the way the head down to the “basement” of the ship, upon reaching the “basement” Deja identifies the source of the noise was a giant crab like claw piercing the hull… she also identifies 6 Chuuls in the room. One of them moves forward and attacks Deja and hits hurting her slightly. Another one attacks Xavice and barely wounds him. Xavice readies his tower shield and Dwarven Waraxe, as he does both Chuuls attack him…and miss horribly. Fluffernutter prepares to attack one upon its distraction by a melee attack.
The necromancer summons an Undead Chimera which does not react to its surroundings upon being summoned, while Tyranee D. Falcon moves back and casts Bulls Strength on himself. The barbarian moves back towards Tyranee D. Falcon. Xavice moves behind his shield for cover from the Chuul. The bard moves back and casts Tiny Hut before she can be attacked again. The necromancer summoned a hail of stones to fall through the ship and fall upon one of the Chuul...upon seeing his error the party ran off the ship. Tyranee D. Falcon stopped long enough to yell "GNOMEY WE GOTTA GO!!” Once the party is off the ship, and after said ship has sunk, the ever observant party, excluding Tyranee D. Falcon, spotted a giant shadow in the water.
The giant shadow rises and Deja tells the party that it is “Mama.” Mama starts with attacking her closest target, Xavice, and misses. The group responds with the duskblade moving into position to charge and casting True Strike, Arcadius casting Eagles Splendor on Deja, Xavice taking cover behind his shield, the necromancer summoning an undead minotaur, and Grodak hurting the crap out of Mama. Mama Attacks both Xavice and Grodak and hits only Grodak. Grodak is severely wounded and after the Minotaur attacks, shrugs it off and attacks again. Tyranee D. Falcon Charges Mama and channels Shocking Grasp into his Jumping Charge and Mama writhes in pain and is electrocuted. Xavice attacks carefully, taking care to stay as close behind his shield as possible, his first attack misses but his second hits a soft spot on Mama. Fluffernutter attacks Mama as Xavice strikes. The minotaur attacks Mama and misses. As the minotaur misses Grodak attacks for the last time and slays Mama. However, as Grodak makes the slaying strike Mama falls forward breaking the dock and causing Xavice and Grodak to fall in the water. Deja summons a porpoise to save Xavice and Fluffernutter uses his Rope of Climbing to save Grodak. Tyranee D. Falcon casts detect magic after his two companions get up on the deck and sees two magic auras down below the water. Fluffernutter ties the rope around him and Tyranee D. Falcon dives in. He gets forty feet down before he sees two of the Chuuls that were on the ship. He grabs onto another porpoise that Deja summoned to help him and it leaps up over the dock and he jumps off.

[Dragero]

I`m sorry, but..........

What?

Is this an LP of some game? Details are needed!

[Pie Guy]

This appears to be about DnD. It should be moved into the RPG forum.

[Xavice]

well im just gunna listen to my better judgement >.> im just gunna do the smart thing and end it here...whatever mod sees this if possible take this down plz