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Thread: Druid curses
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2010-06-25, 12:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Druid curses
So I have this character who grew up as part of a druid tribe, and I want to equip her with some fun expletives of the sort that could come from a group of magic-powered forest dwellers. I'm having a block on it, though. This character doesn't use purple language or anything, so low is good. For bonus points, she grew up in a class of sorcerors raised as soldiers by said druids, so elemental blasty flavor is helpful.
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2010-06-25, 12:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Druid curses
Calling someone a "burnt stick" would probably deliver certain connotations.
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2010-06-25, 12:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Druid curses
Natural disasters:
"What in the name of forestfires is going on here??"
or as an insulting adjective
"you plaguey person"Last edited by hamishspence; 2010-06-25 at 12:41 PM.
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2010-06-25, 01:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-06-25, 01:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2006
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- R'lyeh
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Re: Druid curses
"Son of an ugly nymph!"
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2010-06-25, 01:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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- The Final Chapter
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Re: Druid curses
"May your fruit ever wither & rot."
"You're as dull & thick as a stump."
"To ashes with you."
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2010-06-25, 01:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Druid curses
You have a blackthumb!
You sow in autumn.
You couldn't skin a rabbit.
You sleep with animals.
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2010-06-25, 01:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Druid curses
"Couldn't hunt their way out of a shallow hole"
Given that the request was for expletives- maybe they should be short, more like swearwords without the swearing:
"oh, blight it" and so on.Last edited by hamishspence; 2010-06-25 at 01:08 PM.
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2010-06-25, 01:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Druid curses
Could find a Bass with two hands and a bass map
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