messing with the DM, stacking templates

[big teej]

greetings playground.

I am currently playing a Dwarf LG Knight.

the campaign is the.....

well, I don't want anyone to spoil it for me, so I won't tell you what module/campaign we're running


anyways. I'm the party tank, and I could die at any time...

so... as a fun mental excersize (and because I find the idea of playing this hilarious)

I am attempting to stack as many templates as possible... so IF my knight dies I can look at the DM and say "my next character is a -insanely long string of templates-

this excersize started with an ogre were-boar vampire

after a moments consideration, it became an ogre were-bear vampire half dragon

by all means, add on anything you see fit

with ONE restriction.... it must start "ogre were-bear"

(alternate starting points include minotaur and scorpionfolk)

ready.....


GO!!!

[2xMachina]

Lvl? And you might end up with just 1HD.

[Dornath]

Saint.

Requires permission, but it's a +2

[big teej]

my dwarf just hit level 5

the campaign is projected to last until level 14



but I wasn't going to limit the template stack by level... just starting point.

[UnChosenOne]

Orge were-bear draconic arcane-blood entropic creature lemorian?

[The Shadowmind]

Resource:Master template listhttp://community.wizards.com/go/thre...late_List?pg=1.

[UnChosenOne]

Resource:Master template listhttp://community.wizards.com/go/thre...late_List?pg=1.

Meh, I useCrystalkeep.

[Saya]

Make a necropolitan and stack evolved templates until your DM smacks you?

[UnChosenOne]

I did notice that my last creation probaly isn't perfectly legal so it's time try again.

Corrupted Stoneboned Ogre Were-Bear Half-Troll Katane (another variation of Half-Vampire. That's right WotC has relased two half-vampire templates) Voidmind. Even if DM doesn't beat you to death with book after seeing this thing and even allows you to play it, you probaly will be extremely weak thanks massive LA that this thing has (haven't bothered to count it but it's atleast +6).

[BobVosh]

I'm seeing a disturbing lack of gelatinous.

[Psyx]

Can't wait for that Blasphemy to kill you horribly kick off!

Edit: Spellstitched...

[big teej]

optional restriction

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use only things found on the SRDwiki and hypertext SRD

why?
because that's all I have to work with

that restriction is purely for mental excersize's sake (and the off chance of me finding something ....ridiculous, that i want to play)


carry on playgrounders!!!