[Nexus] OoC II: Where Sanity Comes to Die.

[Shadow of the Sun]

Totally playing a torturer.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[billtodamax]

*Illy scene goes here*

That girl has some serious problems.

[Reinholdt]

That girl has some serious problems.

Hehe...
Yeah. She makes me sad.

But I have to admit, I love her second to last line.

[happyturtle]

Attention all lovers of funk and lulz:

There is a Disco Elemental in Trog's.




That is all.

[Murkus]

I reiterate Morty's character's reaction:

What?

[Beans]

I remember playing an elemental once.
At... somebody's behest...

Fire elemental called Ante who was essentially, um, James Woods on fire.

[VampireRot]

Disco elemental?

I want one. >.>

[happyturtle]

Wolfy also statted it up for DnD 3.5 here.

Now I would totally have Adam West Batman turn up to dance fight with the elemental, but is naptime. So someone else should do it.

[Falgorn]

...

What. I'm both confused and entertained.

[UncleWolf]

For now, I'm waiting for more replies in Trog's before any real action starts, so...*pokes people to Trog's*

[VampireRot]

I'd have my bardic dragon show up and join in on the disco, but I'm too young to know any disco music.

[happyturtle]

He could always combat the disco with its mortal enemy, heavy metal!

[Moff Chumley]

Totally making a Moff plot clone for this...

[Morty]

Would you guys mind if I made a separate plot thread for NO's attempted attack on Jack Empty? It's a big undertaking so without it, I think we might never get it done due to deadtime schedules.

[Murkus]

As long as you give the thread a cool name, I can dig it. But remember, Morty: Jack won't just roll over and die. This little plot isn't guaranteed to work.

[Moff Chumley]

Why can't we just work out our differences?

[Morty]

Of course it's not. But it'll be better than sort of standing around and not doing anything because the players couldn't get organized, no?

[Murkus]

Indeed. Let us know when the thread is up!

[Morty]

I think "An infailible plan" would be a good name.

[VampireRot]

Why can't we just work out our differences?

Yes we can. But only if "work out" means "stab each other repeatedly because of".

@V Hey! Rot is real intelligent evil! The difference is is that he doesn't like anyone enough to be nice to them, and the thing he wants and takes without caring for consequences is your blood!

And good isn't nice to everyone, it's nice to everyone who hasn't ticked you off recently (the villains).

[Murkus]

@Dipsnig: Maybe.

@Everybody else: Real, intelligent evil is simply being nice to the people you like and not caring about anyone who is against you. It's about taking what you want and not caring about the consequences.

Good is about being nice to everyone, regardless of your own safety/welfare.

Good is dumb.

[happyturtle]

"Not caring about the consequences" doesn't seem very intelligent to me, when the consequences are "army of superpowered beings attacks your base".

[Morty]

Or "a bunch of people who were hired to get rid of you and are planning on accomplishing it by burying you under several tons of concrete". Which is admittedly less intimidating.

[Murkus]

NO, Jack can handle. As for the army of Exalts... we would've been better prepared for tackling those particular consequences if we hadn't just finished conquering Lethargia.

VampireRot, you make a good point. I just think sometimes, a villain's got to have friends.

[VampireRot]

Villains can and should have friends. Rot's problem is that he's cursed to view most people as meals. He can be amicable when he's not hungry. But usually the people around him when he's not hungry aren't friendly towards him, seeing as how he probably just someone. So he could make friends with someone who didn't have any blood i suppose.

[happyturtle]

Make friends with other undead? Or creatures like Jack Empty that aren't very filling?

[Murkus]

Jack could work, actually. Only silly mortals need blood running through their veins. Jack needs nothing!

[Morty]

The plot thread is now up. Hopefully it'll make it easier to run.

[Moff Chumley]

The Moff would probably give his blood to Rot if he didn't need it so bad...

[VampireRot]

The Moff would probably give his blood to Rot if he didn't need it so bad...

All of it?

Donating blood straight from your veins to Rot is a good way to get yourself sucked dry, in case anyone felt extra charitable. Don't do it.