Is it just me, or is this every player character ever?

[Talbot]

Behold, the Kids in the Hall present: Man of Destiny (or as I like to call him: the Player Character)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQaug...eature=related

[Halae]

You are most definitely correct

[Snake-Aes]

<giggle> Indeed, good man, indeed.

[Esser-Z]

Sidequests mean more EXP and loot!

[Ranger Mattos]

Nah, he had a longer attention span than most PCs.

[awesomessake]

Why am i thinking "Dumbest Eberron Character Ever?"

[Jallorn]

You, sir, win twenty internets.

Why twenty? Well, it's a complex id- ooh, shiny!

[Snake-Aes]

Why am i thinking "Dumbest Eberron Character Ever?"

Because you didn't play in Tormenta. Petrynia is a country famed for liars. Fortuna for the supertitious people, Pondsmania is a wonderland spinoff where you're likely to end up lost for a century and discover too late that you do make up for the lost aging time when you leave. All dragon types have a "king", the most powerful member of their kin, and the king lich dragon does laundry and basketweaving for a friendly neighborhood necromancer whose daughter's cooking is known to kill large amounts of wildlife. And they are all connected into a single plot your player is unraveling.

[Dairun Cates]

Nah. Can't be. PC's aren't Canadians. They're winners...




JUST KIDDING JUST KIDDING!

[awesomessake]

Quoting Snake-Aes
"Because you didn't play in Tormenta. Petrynia is a country famed for liars. Fortuna for the supertitious people, Pondsmania is a wonderland spinoff where you're likely to end up lost for a century and discover too late that you do make up for the lost aging time when you leave. All dragon types have a "king", the most powerful member of their kin, and the king lich dragon does laundry and basketweaving for a friendly neighborhood necromancer whose daughter's cooking is known to kill large amounts of wildlife. And they are all connected into a single plot your player is unraveling."

....Now I'm thinking of Schizophrenia and ADD wrapped up into one.

Also it was just the setting of the video. Everyone thinks Eberron is steampunk in nature, but it has a lot more in common with dieselpunk.

[Greenish]

Why am i thinking "Dumbest Eberron Character Ever?"

It's the hat.

[Yukitsu]

Nah, my freinds get to chicks and stay there. It makes me facepalm a lot.

[DownwardSpiral]

Nah, he doesn't kill and loot the bodies enough. =3 Funny though!

[Raimun]

Don't be ridiculous! I, for example have always played my characters in a way that's-

Whoa! New swords!

[Greenish]

Nah, he doesn't kill and loot the bodies enough.

How do you think he got the gun? Or the floor washing machine thingy? Or the life-ring?

[Ponderthought]

PC's? Hell I live real life this way, except with less travel and more crippling poverty.

I dont get alot done..

[Flickerdart]

How do you think he got the gun? Or the floor washing machine thingy? Or the life-ring?

Or the boat?

[DownwardSpiral]

How do you think he got the gun? Or the floor washing machine thingy? Or the life-ring?

To be fair, I'm pretty sure you can see the janitor dude in the background while he's riding that. Also, he didn't even kill the president!

[Greenish]

Also, he didn't even kill the president!

…Unless the president was on the boat.

[DownwardSpiral]

…Unless the president was on the boat.

If he was on the boat, the DM sucks. He obviously wasn't following WBL, because he destroyed a whole boat, and he barely looted anything! =p

[Flickerdart]

If he was on the boat, the DM sucks. He obviously wasn't following WBL, because he destroyed a whole boat, and he barely looted anything! =p

It was clearly a Drow boat, with all the equipment turning non-magical once removed.

[Shademan]

PC's will loot the strangest things if they THINK it is valuable, important to the plot...or if it is just funny...
and sometimes...they have NO reason what so ever!

[Kobold-Bard]

PC's will loot the strangest things if they THINK it is valuable, important to the plot...or if it is just funny...
and sometimes...they have NO reason what so ever!

I've had a player loot (=shave) an enemy's hair because they liked the colour and wanted it for a wig.

This video barely even scratches the surface

[Adumbration]

DM: In the distance, you see Peter, your sister's ex-boyfriend.
PC: I charge!
DM: What?!
PC: He broke my sister's heart, he will pay for his transgressions!
DM: Ummm. *shifty eyes* You actually failed a spot check. He's not actually Peter.
PC: I rolled 17 on my grapple check! 16 damage! .... What?

[Talbot]

Definitive moment: Toss up between-

"Hey, that looks like fun!"
"In my defense, he sure looked like Peter."
and
"I was perfectly within my rights to sink that ship."

[Hawriel]

I cannot dispute the OP's evidence. That shows alot of PC's phycological make up.

Side note. Kids in the Hall had on of the best theme songs ever.

Edit.

Does this make Buddy a retired adventurer? He did own a bar and look at all the stories he had. He did end up burning down his bar for the ensurence mony.

[Akisa]

If he was on the boat, the DM sucks. He obviously wasn't following WBL, because he destroyed a whole boat, and he barely looted anything! =p

Or he put the items on the boat in his hammerspace like he did with the gun.

[Greenish]

Or he put the items on the boat in his hammerspace like he did with the gun.

He left the gun on the counter. (Of course my character would pick up his weapon!)

[Akisa]

He left the gun on the counter. (Of course my character would pick up his weapon!)

Even if was the case, the weapon will still be drawn from his hammerspace. Well that is until someone else from his party mentions he forgot it. Though it does look like a solo adventure...

[Shatteredtower]

Side note. Kids in the Hall had on of the best theme songs ever.

"It's a fact!"