[Steam] Thread XVI: The biggest in-joke in gaming

[Flechair]

Warning massive bad-assery in this spoiler.

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We must celebrate! The next round is on Byrnbot!

[ShortOne]

I AM BACK FROM THE WILDS OF VERMONT! I'm shocked that you guys only produced six new pages, but quite glad for the sake of my eyes.

Anyone want to play some TF2 tonight right now?

[NeoVid]

You mean this one?

No, I was thinking of when we were on defense of Dustbowl 3, where I think every single one of us had at least 2 dominations, and the other team didn't get the first cap.

Our capture of Dust 3-1 was pretty impressive, though. The enemy sentry was in their spawn door, and couldn't fire right onto the point. So our Spy just cloaked, walked onto the point and started capping.

...Man, not having 4 Engis on Dustbowl changes that map so much.

[Dread Cthulhu]

Repost for new page:

We have a Highlander thread now. If we want to discuss the game, let's go over there. And I do think we should discuss it. Loads. Because the game bit went off pretty much without a hitch.

[The Linker]

Did... did I really just... I mean...

...

I'm not even drunk. Or anything.

[Flechair]

Did... did I really just... I mean...

...

I'm not even drunk. Or anything.

Yes you did, and there's no going back.

[Byrnbot08]

We must celebrate! The next round is on Byrnbot!

All the world will be your enemy, android sniper, and whenever they catch you, they will make you buy drinks.

But first they must catch you.

[Slayed_Prophet]

hey the servers are opend to anyone in the playground right?
(I want to join)

[Byrnbot08]

hey the servers are opend to anyone in the playground right?
(I want to join)

Go right ahead good ser.

You have two choices:

• Chocolate Hammer Original - The Original Flavour, a blend of the finest official and quirkiest player-made maps, ChHa is the semi-official legacy Team Fortress 2 server for all of the Chocolate Hammer Blog followers and for Playgrounders. Recently experiencing a massive inflow of public player traffic.
  
  Can be found at 68.232.183.52:27015
  
• Drol and Girlfriend's Super Happy Fun Time (also known as, the SHaFT) - Chocolate Hammer's go-to for semi-professional antics. No damage spread and no random crits, and an assortment of wonderful training and gimmick maps, the SHaFT is ideal for those looking to get into the comp scene. It used to be passworded, but is currently open to all.
  
  Can be found at 68.232.169.101:27015

[Slayed_Prophet]

Go right ahead good ser.

You have two choices:

• Chocolate Hammer Original - The Original Flavour, a blend of the finest official and quirkiest player-made maps, ChHa is the semi-official legacy Team Fortress 2 server for all of the Chocolate Hammer Blog followers and for Playgrounders. Recently experiencing a massive inflow of public player traffic.
  
  Can be found at 68.232.183.52:27015
  
• Drol and Girlfriend's Super Happy Fun Time (also known as, the SHaFT) -Chocolate Hammer's go-to for semi-professional antics. No damage spread and no random crits, and an assortment of wonderful training and gimmick maps, the SHaFT is ideal for those looking to get into the comp scene. It used to be passworded, but is currently open to all.
  
  Can be found at 68.232.169.101:27015

I went to the first one!
thanks a lot OMG i love the playground!

[Flechair]

I went to the first one!
thanks a lot OMG i love the playground!

As you should. It is a wonderful place.

All the world will be your enemy, android sniper, and whenever they catch you, they will make you buy drinks.

But first they must catch you.

Well, that puts a snag in my plan. How should we pull this off?

[mightymonarch]

At what point should you give up on pubs? I mean, SERIOUSLY...

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At the end of the round.

Set 4 new records on Dustbowl 3, too. Most assists (30), most invulns (8) and most health healed (11,129) and most dominations (ETA: derp, it's 5, not 4...).

[The Linker]

Well, that puts a snag in my plan. How should we pull this off?

Naw, I got him. Was hiding in my basement. I think he's been my washing machine for the past three years, actually.

Sorry about that, Byrn.

[AlterForm]

At what point should you give up on pubs? I mean, SERIOUSLY...

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At the end of the round.

Set 4 new records on Dustbowl 3, too. Most assists (30), most invulns (8) and most health healed (11,129) and most dominations (4).

DROLKCAL ACCIDENTALLY THE ENTIRE SERVER

AGAIN

D:

[Phase]

At what point should you give up on pubs? I mean, SERIOUSLY...

Never give up.

Never surrender.

Never act as though pubs are second-class citizens... erm, even though they technically are.

[The Linker]

*cue Rocky montage for the entire ChHa Pubbie community.*

[Sammiches]

Well, that puts a snag in my plan. How should we pull this off?

My vote goes for the corrosive cupcake trap.

[Flechair]

My vote goes for the corrosive cupcake trap.

That'll show him to not buy all of the GitP: Steam Community a drink! He'll regret it in hell! Har har har!

[Byrnbot08]

That'll show him to not buy all of the GitP: Steam Community a drink! He'll regret it in hell! Har har har!

This man is clearly insane. I specifically remember only promising Team Yellow a drink.

I OWE EVERYONE IN YELLOW A REAL LIFE DRINK: If you ever find/meet me in real life, I owe you a cool, refreshing beverage.

And Linker. Your clothes are disgusting. It makes me sad.

[shadow_archmagi]

Never give up.

Never surrender.

Never act as though pubs are second-class citizens... erm, even though they technically are.

Pubs are not SECOND CLASS citizens! That's tarnishing the good name of second class citizens like myself, or that other forumite nobody really likes!

Pubs are at LEAST fourth class.

[Djinn_in_Tonic]

At what point should you give up on pubs? I mean, SERIOUSLY...

When you double the next highest score, and dominate the entire enemy team.

[Winthur]

or that other forumite nobody really likes!

Don't remind me.

[Jahkaivah]

At what point should you give up on pubs? I mean, SERIOUSLY...

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At the end of the round.

Set 4 new records on Dustbowl 3, too. Most assists (30), most invulns (8) and most health healed (11,129) and most dominations (ETA: derp, it's 5, not 4...).

Well you are playing Medic and Demo in defense on freaking Dustbowl. Prehaps try playing some of the classes less suited for the situation?

[The Linker]

Welp, Francis' comic is coming out today. Taking bets on whether he always hated things (I say yes).

[Flechair]

This man is clearly insane. I specifically remember only promising Team Yellow a drink.

Did I ever offer an argument stating otherwise?

Besides, with a new L4D campaign, we must have celebration. You're just the person passing out drinks currently.

[shadow_archmagi]

Welp, Francis' comic is coming out today. Taking bets on whether he always hated things (I say yes).

I vote epiphanic revelation that he hates everything.

[Shas aia Toriia]

To me, Francis just seems to be a nice, caring guy that loves everybody. What's with all this hate?

[Jahkaivah]

It'll turn out that Francis was a Midnight Rider that left before they became famous.

[onasuma]

Well, its official - I am glad Bill died.

[Flechair]

Well, its official - I am glad Bill died.

Why, exactly?