Halloween Bonus! Lady of Pain stats Finally Revealed!

**grarrrg** · 2010-10-31, 10:39 AM (ISO 8601)

Name: Lady of Pain
Aliases: Her Serenity, The Bladed Queen, The Lady, DM, DM's Girlfriend
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Size/Type: See Rule 0
Hit Dice: See Rule 0
Initiative: See Rule 0
Speed: See Rule 0
Armor Class: See Rule 0
Base Attack/Grapple: See Rule 0
Attack: See Rule 0
Full Attack: See Rule 0
Space/Reach: See Rule 0/See Rule 0
Special Attacks: See Rule 0 (example: "Slays 1d4 adventurers per round")
Special Qualities: See Rule 0
Saves: See Rule 0
Abilities: See Rule 0
Skills: See Rule 0
Feats: See Rule 0
Environment: Sigil (Planescape)
Organization: Solitary (or is she...)
Challenge Rating: See Rule 0
Treasure: Pffff, yeah right...
Alignment: See Rule 0
Advancement: Unnecessary
Level Adjustment: Really? You are now playing a commoner until you figure out what was wrong with that question.

Combat
The Lady of Pain's combat style can be summed up in one simple sentence.
You Lose.

Thanks for reading!

**dsmiles** · 2010-10-31, 10:48 AM (ISO 8601)

HA!
Nice one.

**Psyren** · 2010-10-31, 10:49 AM (ISO 8601)

I like the aliases, but have seen the rest in many a ~~fanwank~~ previous thread.

**grarrrg** · 2010-10-31, 10:57 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Psyren

I like the aliases, but have seen the rest in many a ~~fanwank~~ previous thread.

Yeah, I know, but it's Halloween. I couldn't resist.

**dsmiles** · 2010-10-31, 10:58 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by grarrrg

Yeah, I know, but it's Halloween. I couldn't resist.

Should have saved it for April Fools' Day.

**Murdim** · 2010-10-31, 11:02 AM (ISO 8601)

No "flays 1d4 investigators per round" special attack ? I am dissapoint.

**Boci** · 2010-10-31, 11:30 AM (ISO 8601)

Good one, although I would change Level Adjustment to "You are now playing a commoner until you figure out what was wrong with that question"

**Morph Bark** · 2010-10-31, 11:34 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Boci

Good one, although I would change Level Adjustment to "You are now playing a commoner until you figure out what was wrong with that question"

As long as homebrew would be allowed, I wouldn't mind.

Needs more mazing. And the Organization line makes me wonder...

**Yuki Akuma** · 2010-10-31, 11:37 AM (ISO 8601)

She actually does have an official alignment - Lawful Neutral.

**Tiki Snakes** · 2010-10-31, 11:42 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by M-Bark

As long as homebrew would be allowed, I wouldn't mind.

Needs more mazing. And the Organization line makes me wonder...

There are two of her.

One Squirrel works the head, and controls where the cloak of levitation takes them, the other works the rod of flaying.

**grarrrg** · 2010-10-31, 11:58 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Tiki Snakes

There are two of her.

I lol'd.
A lot.

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