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    Default Flaming Dire Guitar

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    Thoughts?
    Last edited by Lev; 2010-11-06 at 11:47 AM.

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    Default Re: Flaming Dire Guitar

    that just might be the most epicly metal thing ever...

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    Wouldn't that be a "Flaming Dire Guitar Flail"? (hope I'm not ninja'd)

    Also, that acoustic doesn't feel very dire to me. I'd imagine a "flaming dire guitar" to be some electric spikey guitar that satan shreds on when he's feeling particularly awesome.

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    Truth, but I never understood the concept of "dire flail". I mean I'm a professional fire performer and we use things like "dire flails" all the time, it's just they are called double meteor hammers and are not as dumbed down.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuUGR8IHJro

    What makes dire flails dire? The spikes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lev View Post
    Truth, but I never understood the concept of "dire flail". I mean I'm a professional fire performer and we use things like "dire flails" all the time, it's just they are called double meteor hammers and are not as dumbed down.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuUGR8IHJro

    What makes dire flails dire? The spikes?
    this is D&D adding pointy protrusions makes anything dire

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lev View Post
    What makes dire flails dire? The spikes?
    WHAT?!?!!

    OF COURSE IT'S THE SPIKES! DIRE = SPIKES!

    Turn in your DnD card, you're done here.

    Goodbye.
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    Could you photoshop a guitar like this one instead? Cause this guitar IS flaming.

    http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...vL._SS500_.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by RanWilde View Post
    Could you photoshop a guitar like this one instead? Cause this guitar IS flaming.

    http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...vL._SS500_.jpg
    Now that's what I'm talking about! Flaming Dire Guitar. Some more "on fire," some more "dire," maybe skulls.. Skulls with more spikes.. Yessss!

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    Quote Originally Posted by grarrrg View Post
    Turn in your DnD card, you're done here.
    I play my swordchuck card.

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    Veto'd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lev View Post
    I play my swordchuck card.

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    Wo ist das Bild?
    Last edited by RanWilde; 2010-11-06 at 12:21 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lev View Post
    I play my swordchuck card.

    Veto'd.
    You make a compelling arguement.

    You are hereby no longer banished.

    But be advised. You ARE on probation. Do NOT let it happen again. We ARE watching you.
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    Now that I see the pictures, hells ya!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lev View Post
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    f.... Fighter? Is that you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyceios View Post
    f.... Fighter? Is that you?
    Yes, I'll Post vids when I got em.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RanWilde View Post
    Could you photoshop a guitar like this one instead? Cause this guitar IS flaming.

    http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...vL._SS500_.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lev View Post
    Truth, but I never understood the concept of "dire flail". I mean I'm a professional fire performer and we use things like "dire flails" all the time, it's just they are called double meteor hammers and are not as dumbed down.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuUGR8IHJro

    What makes dire flails dire? The spikes?
    Starting from that link, I ended up with a video of an actual spiked chain!
    Nothing like the PHB picture, but it's a chain, has a spike, and I wouldn't want to get it into my face.
    Last edited by Yora; 2010-11-07 at 07:33 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yora View Post
    Starting from that link, I ended up with a video of an actual spiked chain!
    Nothing like the PHB picture, but it's a chain, has a spike, and I wouldn't want to get it into my face.
    I have a couple thousand hours training with that =]

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