Taking refuge in audacity whilst storming Vlaakiths fortress.

**druid91** · 2010-11-12, 08:13 PM (ISO 8601)

Ok we are currently plotting an attack on Vlaakith.

Thus far our plan involves crashing a astral planetoid called Rhuun Khazai into Vlaakiths fortress by filling it with soldiers.
Then we have solars teleport Rhuun Khazai over Vlaakiths fortress.
Then all of the soldiers and the party will use subjective gravity to push Rhuun Khazai into the fortress before invading.

Now my goal with this is to make the plan as surreal and crazy as possible but still have it be a working plan.

Any ideas?

**The Glyphstone** · 2010-11-12, 08:19 PM (ISO 8601)

Include a few bards in your soldier horde, and challenge Vlaakith's defending forces to a dance-off?

**AslanCross** · 2010-11-12, 08:29 PM (ISO 8601)

Commoners with the Chicken-Infested Flaw? Use the noise of clucking to impose penalties on Vlaakith's psions/mages?

**Tengu_temp** · 2010-11-12, 08:43 PM (ISO 8601)

For extra damage to the fortress, cover the planetoid in giant metal spikes.

To dishearten the enemy troops, create Magic Mouths that constantly shout insults at them. Give them ridiculous accents.

Fill barrels with alchemical explosives. Summon Celestial Monkeys and/or Fiendish Dire Apes to throw them at the enemies.

**Runestar** · 2010-11-12, 10:32 PM (ISO 8601)

Going by the stats in dungeon 100, the fortress isn't even that heavily defended, and the troops' stats are a joke for their cr.

**DragonOfUndeath** · 2010-11-13, 04:57 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by AslanCross

Commoners with the Chicken-Infested Flaw? Use the noise of clucking to impose penalties on Vlaakith's psions/mages?

Originally Posted by The Glyphstone

Include a few bards in your soldier horde, and challenge Vlaakith's defending forces to a dance-off?

i think there is a way to make all your allies have the same BAB as the ally with the highest BAB. get a DragonFire Inspiration Bard (or whatever it's name is) and use this. Swarm of chickens with high BAB followed by a Planetoid then more chickens

**FelixG** · 2010-11-13, 06:20 AM (ISO 8601)

its a murder of chickens!

Enemy soldier after the engagement rocking back and forth against the wall: "The clucking....the clucking!"

**Radar** · 2010-11-13, 07:32 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Tengu_temp

For extra damage to the fortress, cover the planetoid in giant metal spikes.
(...)

Or make those drills instead.

**Yora** · 2010-11-13, 07:35 AM (ISO 8601)

That might work.

**Tengu_temp** · 2010-11-13, 09:38 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Radar

Or make those drills instead.

Why didn't I think about this myself? Gah.

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