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    Default The Shack in the woods (Now Recruiting!)



    There's an old run down shack somewhere in the woods. *Moss is growing all over it, and it looks like it's about to fall over on you any second now. *The door creaks ominously as it swings open of its own accord, a heavy smell of must wafting out through the open door. *The shack as a whole looks pretty nondescript. *Until you step inside.

    Then it looks nothing like a Mafia headquarters, which makes sense, because it definitely isn't. *It's a fairly large room, much larger than what you saw on the outside. *There must be some magic at work. *Tables, chairs, and stools are scattered around, and there's a bar at one end. *Maybe the place used to be a tavern. *There are also some large vaguely ominous sacks in one corner, and several doors on each wall. *There's a large suspiciously unmarked crate in the corner with a note tacked on that says

    The good news is that the musty smell is gone at least. *Whew. *You can breathe through your nose now.


    Welcome to The Shack™.

    P.S. *This is most definitely not related to the Mafia in any way, shape, form, smell, duck, or lightsaber.

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    Mafia Manifesto
    • Don't talk about Fight Club the Mafia, because it doesn't exist.
    • Do what you’re told by The Don or your superiors.
    • Always look out for ways to make money for the Mafia.
    • Do not hide or hold back money from the Mafia.
    • Respect your elders in the Mafia, and the organization in general.
    • Protect your fellow members.
    • Never let a debt go unpaid.
    • Never be late paying your debts.
    • Don’t get caught.
    • If you do get caught, keep your mouth shut.

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    Rules

    Note: a 'hit' is when one Mafia member posts to state that they are attacking someone. *Usually they will be coordinated to attack one person at the same time for the best effect. *

    When a chain-hit is interrupted by another person not making a hit (and not the victim), it is over. *See below for results. *
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    Hit Rules
    • 1 hit before interruption: victim survives, attacker sent to jail *
    • 2 hits: victim survives if they are healed within half an hour, both attackers jailed *
    • 3 hits: victim dies, 2 attackers jailed *
    • 4 hits: victim dies, 1 attacker jailed, chosen by police or victim *
    • 5 hits: victim dies, 1 attacker jailed, chosen by Mafia *
    • 6 hits: victim dies

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    Additional Rules
    In order for someone to be hit by the Mafia, they must have agreed to it beforehand. *However, to keep the surprise and sting in the Mafia, it'll work like this. *

    People that are willing to have their characters possibly killed by the Mafia will post in a 'Hit List' thread, and only people who have given permission may be attacked.
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    Sneak approaches the shack and opens up the door, looking in and grinning. &quot;Well, well, well. This certainly isn't what I hoped for. It simply won't do.&quot; *cue camera closeup*

    &quot;Better not go set up a 'Now Hiring' sign.&quot;

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    ((yay! The non-existant mafia is not back!))

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    Default Re: The Shack in the woods (Definitely Not Mafia H

    ((But shouldnt it be &quot;Better not set up a 'Definitely Not Hiring&quot; sign'?))
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    Default Re: The Shack in the woods (Definitely Not Mafia H

    (( But that wouldn't be no double negative. We don't like no double negatives. ))

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    ((Oh yeah, that's definitely not right because double negatives dont mean a postive.))

    ((I dont think I'm getting the hang of this non-existent mafia speak.))
    If you have made an avatar for me, do not worry. I have them saved. Your work was not wasted. The reason I am not showing them right now may be because I feel they should be shown off at a better point in time.&&&&Orange Zergling doll by Sneak.

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    Default Re: The Shack in the woods (Definitely Not Mafia H

    [glow=black,3,300]I will certainly never be coming here.[/glow]
    Apparently I'm now called "Rocky the Rock".

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    (( Well if you deninitely dont need any new equipment , or your difinitely not selling anything , im certainly not your guy ))


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Orange... thing. And Oskar
    ((I dont think I'm getting the hang of this non-existent mafia speak.))

    ((but that's the non-beauty of the non-existant mafia speak, it doesn't mess with everyones heads

    I may not have taken that a little bit far....))

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Iames the Dark
    [glow=black,3,300]I will certainly never be coming here.[/glow]
    &quot;Glad not to hear it, my bad sir. We'd hate to have you.&quot; He smiles.

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    Default Re: The Shack in the woods (Definitely Not Mafia H

    [glow=black,3,300]I completely disagree.[/glow] 8)
    Apparently I'm now called "Rocky the Rock".

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    &quot;Glad we aren't settled, then. Feel free not to come here anytime you want, or I may just have to give you a 'poodle.'&quot;

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    ((Arrgghh! The yellow! It doesn't burn!))

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    (( Using gold instead wouldn't be a good idea! ))
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    ((I am completely not confused.))

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rilik
    (( Using gold instead would be a good idea! ))
    ((You mean it wouldnt be a good idea .))


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hydrogelic

    ((You mean it wouldnt be a good idea .))
    (( I didn't say that initially. ))
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    (( I don't regret doing this. No siree. ))

    Sneak tips his hat to Iames and disappears in a puff of smoke.

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    hello. my name is not asgard. not. i am not here to offer my services to the organisation not known as the mafia. i do NOT understand the way you speak, and i am most certantly not going to help you in whatever way you may or may not request. do not reply.
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    ((Hey Sneak, it's the guy who's not stalking you))
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    Default Re: The Shack in the woods (Definitely Not Mafia H

    a robed and cloaked figure sneaks in the open, and walks casually in the shadows. when it comes up to the shack, it takes a step inside.

    hello, don sneak. i have a little game to play with you. it starts when partners of an old buisness get back together again and cause some mischief. 2what say you?

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    Sneak appears in front of CT. &quot;Well, I definitely wouldn't call it a grand idea. That's not for sure.&quot;

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    ((I am not at all bored))


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    ((As new Chief of Police, I have to say that the reformaiton of the Mafia doesn't worry me in the slightest and that I most definitely will not need a copy of the 'Hitman' rules. No Thanks, Sneak))

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    (( [not mafia speak] So you are worried by it? Why? Unless you weren't speaking in Mafiaspeak...it gets confusing after a while. ))

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    ((Yeah that was mafia speak. I think that's going to cause you more problems than it entertains. Are you going to post the hit rules o the first page when they're solidified? I wasn't reading Town when you did the first mafia))

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    ((( Yes, I will post the rules on the first page. Trust me, the rules aren't that complicated, and they're more in favor of the police side than the Mafia. ))

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    A menacing, dark shadow creeps into the shack. He's seven or eight feet tall, and carrying a large halberd at his side, with a collection of daggers fitted into his belt. His breath is a hiss, and he walks sternly, proudly, and with strength. He looks around the small shack and removes his cowl, revealing the brutish, scarred face of a half-orc. His eyes glint, and he speaks, but not menacingly at all. It's a squeaky, nasal, high-pitched, stuttering voice.
    &quot;Excuse me, is th-th-this the M-m-m-mafia h-headquarters?&quot;
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    The second Sneak looks up from the newspaper he was reading. &quot;No, it isn't. Perhaps someone gave you the wrong directions?&quot;

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    &quot;P-p-perhaps...b-but I thought I c-c-clearly saw that this was the Mafia h-h-headquart-&quot; He stops in mid-stutter. &quot;A-a-are you u-using that b-backwards M-m-mafia speak th-th-thing?&quot;
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