[NEXUS] The Wall II

[Zefir]

Yeah we only have 2 meter than the Wall ends.

[happyturtle]

THE END IS NEAR

[VampireRot]

But it's written on a wall. No one spoke it.

[TechnoScrabble]

THE END IS NEAR

Below this a crude drawing of a farting puppet labeled 'plushrump'.

[Maxios]

I warned you all. Prepare for unforseen consequences! The rivers will bend! Steel will break! The most mighty will fall at his feet!

[TechnoScrabble]

I warned you all. Prepare for unforseen consequences! The rivers will bend! Steel will break! The most mighty will fall at his feet!

Comic Sans: The Harbinger of Text Doom!

[VampireRot]

Tons of rivers have bends and steel breaks all the time. Most consequences are unforeseen, and even the mightiest can trip. Nothing to worry about, guys!

Though if there iiiiis, I don't want to be a bat or anything. So here, use this if things start blowing up!

A large red button labeled "PANIC" is bolted onto the wall beneath this message. It does not, in fact, do anything upon being pushed. It's just a button.

[Zefir]

I warned you all. Prepare for unforseen consequences! The rivers will bend! Steel will break! The most mighty will fall at his feet!

Is he some kind of comedian?

[ApeofLight]

I warned you all. Prepare for unforseen consequences! The rivers will bend! Steel will break! The most mighty will fall at his feet!

You do not know what you are talking about. Scaal is more powerful than you know. The great dragon of all colors will never be stopped or bow before any being. All are beneath him. He shall rule Riverside, Conquer Inside, Decimate Outside, the organizations shall be ripped apart and there members made to suffer if they oppose Scaal the winged one.

[ThirdEmperor]

A large red button labeled "PANIC" is bolted onto the wall beneath this message. It does not, in fact, do anything upon being pushed. It's just a button.

DON'T PANIC

And don't forget your towel.

[Reinholdt]

You do not know what you are talking about. Scaal is more powerful than you know. The great dragon of all colors will never be stopped or bow before any being. All are beneath him. He shall rule Riverside, Conquer Inside, Decimate Outside, the organizations shall be ripped apart and there members made to suffer if they oppose Scaal the winged one.

Scaal? What is that, some sort of skin condition?

[Maxios]

ZY'LOTH IS HERE

[VampireRot]

ZY'LOTH IS HERE

How does one pronounce that name? The apostrophe seems unnecessary.

[Ashen Lilies]

Scaal? What is that, some sort of skin condition?

I'm pretty sure it's the Scandinavian word for cheers...

ZY'LOTH IS HERE

I think the apostrophe is meant to denote some
sort of clicking sound.

[The Bushranger]

Lutefisk for everyone!

[BladeofOblivion]

I think the apostrophe is meant to denote some
sort of clicking sound.

Actually, Apostrophes in the middle of names are now pronounced 'Boing.'
It's totally a new grammar rule!

[The Alexandrian]

Zy'loth? Is that some type of new food? It sounds like it tastes icky.

I'm warning you, Zy'loth guy, stay away from my demonic hospital or I will destroy you with the force of a thousand wombats!

If you mock me again, I will kill you and all the wombats in the world.

Luke, I am your Zy'loth.

Darn it Zim, I'm a Zy'loth, not some guy's floss.

[Maxios]

THE EMBODIMENT OF PROPHECY, ARADAR, IS RECRUITING HEROES (REGARDLESS OF ALIGNMENT) AT AN ACRO OR TAVERN NEAR YOU! DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BECOME THE NEXUS' NEXT TOP HERO? FIND OUT!

• Many will enter, only twelve will win
• You cannot take legal action against Aradar, the Embodiments, or anyone else because you don't win
• In the event you make the ultimate sacrifice to protect humanity, get disintergrated, get squished, burned alive, drowned, stabbed, maimed, injured or killed, you or your loved ones cannot take legal action
• If you turn traitor, and join Zy'Loth, you will be subjected to a $2,500 fine
• Survivors will earn a book deal, have action figures made, and will appear with or without their consent in "The Twelve Heroes vs the Apocolypse" videogame on the Nexusbox 063.

[Darklord Bright]

Posted here on the wall is a poster!

Beneath it are the details of the club's location...
((Also, clicking on the poster should send you to the thread.))

[ApeofLight]

Wanted: Bodyguard

For more information and details please contact Jeffery at the Trog's Tavern Establishment.

Below this is a description of Jeffery, a old well dressed man.

[Darkcomet]

You do not know what you are talking about. Scaal is more powerful than you know. The great dragon of all colors will never be stopped or bow before any being. All are beneath him. He shall rule Riverside, Conquer Inside, Decimate Outside, the organizations shall be ripped apart and there members made to suffer if they oppose Scaal the winged one.

Below this is...this:

Wait...is that this color? Oh dear.

[horngeek]

Below this is...this:

Wait...is that this color? Oh dear.

Well said.

[The Bushranger]

This is scrawled on the walll:

BEWARE THE CREEPE-

The end of it is cut off by an exploded section of wall.

[Beans]

There's a couple of dead mice at the foot of the wall.
Hi Wallchan! I brought you presents!
Murder presents! ♥

[ThirdEmperor]

Several flowers have been placed next to the dead mice, and eulogy has been scrawled above their bodies.

Here lies Shades and Plywood, named fer their favorite apparel and their favrit weapon, respectively. Dey were two o' da best thugs a man could ask ta work with, two o' da most loyal, dumb as a brick henchmen I ever had the honor of yellin at, and nice enough guys, at least for knee-breakers. Dey may have been crooks, goons, maybe even bad guys, but dey didn't deserve dis.

So, lemme make meself clear, to whatever sick, twisted ******* did this. I am not, by nature, a vengeful man, but you'd best start runnin, cause when I find you, you'll be sleeping with the fishes, in eight different oceans.

This threat is, considerately enough, signed. -The Don.

[Beans]

Next to the mice are now two flies.
SORRY I KILLED YOUR FRIENDS. AT LEAST I DIDN'T EAT THEM.
AS CONSOLATION, I BROUGHT YOU MURDER PRESENTS TOO.
♦

[ThePhantom]

Eat a hamburger

[happyturtle]

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

[LOTRfan]

Scribbled on the wall very sloppily (probably with a shaking hand), the desperate plea of a father/mother can be found.

I need help! My son was on a camping trip in the forest, and he and his friends have gone missing. Its been about a week, and the authorities can't seem to find him, but I can't give up hope! If they won't do it, I need someone else's help.

[BladeofOblivion]

Scribbled on the wall very sloppily (probably with a shaking hand), the desperate plea of a father/mother can be found.

I need help! My son was on a camping trip in the forest, and he and his friends have gone missing. Its been about a week, and the authorities can't seem to find him, but I can't give up hope! If they won't do it, I need someone else's help.

A message appears to be scratched into the wall just below.

Fear not. The Exarch of the Crypt does, in fact, do rescues.