Rae's Really Rascally and Ridiculously Rowdy Random Banter #152

[Rae Artemi]

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[KuReshtin]

EXCELSIOR! And thus collecting Fifty-Eyed Fred Awesome Points.

You rascally Rae, snatcing the new thread before the Troll , the Pie or the Avocado could get to it.

[AtlanteanTroll]

*sniffs*

I miss my baby. And by baby, I mean Child that I raised whose legitimacy was always under question, and in the end was assumed to be someone elses. I knew better, I did, but did I care? HELL YES!!

EXCELSIOR! And thus collecting Fifty-Eyed Fred Awesome Points.

You rascally Rae, snatcing the new thread before the Troll , the Pie or the Avocado could get to it.

*bangs head on desk*

I don't care.

*cries*

[CurlyKitGirl]

Cross-posted from old thread just to be sure:

I'm sure you do.

Yes.

So, there, you see, the alcoholic...ness... will be from the post- and possibly the during.

That makes sense.

...
I don't quite know whether to or
You're deliberately prompting and propagating dirty thoughts and conversation trends, this is not normal!
Also, I need to watch that film.

Both perhaps? Either way you definitely need to rewatch that film again. 'Tis good.
I don't see how I'm prompting and propagating dirty thoughts though, I'm as innocent as the day is long, so all you're doing is reading into my words.

Is that a good kind of aaaargh or a bad kind of aaaargh?

Bit o' both. It's exceptionally sweet icing.

It is, however, new and exciting! I for one welcome our Koorly Overlady.

I've only ever caught bits and pieces of the film, but the parts I have seen make me want to pick it up if I ever see it. Still eludes me, however.

Hooray!
It's all in the internet. See, I'd go watch the film on duh vuh duh right now, but it's gone missing.
Which is sad.

Silly Koorly. There's no such thing as a double bonded hydrogen atom.

. . .
*eyes glazed over*
Buh?

Whyever not?

He's intimidated by my sheer me-ness.

Oh, I welcomed her some time ago (IF you know what I mean), but this departure from the normal run of things (If you know what I mean?) nonetheless arouses* my questioning nature (...if you know what I mean)

You see. This is what it has done to me!

ION: The vagaries of my internet connection amuse me sometimes. The last few posts I made before this one were made from my bed, upstairs. The modem is downstairs. Occasionally my internet connection cuts out as a result of the distance. When this happens, my usual response is to take my laptop off my legs and put it down on the surface of the bed. And then it generally starts working again.

*OK, slipping that in there (If you know what I mean) was a bit of a stretch (If... OK I'll stop now)

Well... Why? She's, like, 3 years older then me.

How do you know?
For all you know I don't even exist.
I'm actually an alt account set up and jointly run by all the male Britlanders who frequent RB. All the female britlanders are. Even her.
And now we're screwing with your minds by fabricating this entire world, and our entire lives for the sake of trolling the entire rest of the world.
I don't even exist!
The photographs and such? Very cleverly manipulated photographs or simply getting one of our female friends in on the deal.
We do this because there are no women in Britland anymore. This is a complete scam which we concocted in order to kidnap foreign women and use them to beget chilgren which shall carry on our race. The men we simply use as slaves.
DD doesn't exist any more. He is one of our mindless drones.
And then we shall take over the world.
It's a perfect plan.

Also, age doesn't matter. Freddie Mercury, David Bowie and Helen Mirren and Emma Thompson are ridiculously pretty and/or sexy and I would so date any of them. Even though one of them's dead so I'd have to date a ghost. Or zombie. But the latter would be a little weird.

ION:
*BOOGIE!*

[AtlanteanTroll]

How do you know?
For all you know I don't even exist.
I'm actually an alt account set up and jointly run by all the male Britlanders who frequent RB. All the female britlanders are. Even her.
And now we're screwing with your minds by fabricating this entire world, and our entire lives for the sake of trolling the entire rest of the world.
I don't even exist!
The photographs and such? Very cleverly manipulated photographs or simply getting one of our female friends in on the deal.
We do this because there are no women in Britland anymore. This is a complete scam which we concocted in order to kidnap foreign women and use them to beget chilgren which shall carry on our race. The men we simply use as slaves.
DD doesn't exist any more. He is one of our mindless drones.
And then we shall take over the world.
It's a perfect plan.

Also, age doesn't matter. Freddie Mercury, David Bowie and Helen Mirren and Emma Thompson are ridiculously pretty and/or sexy and I would so date any of them. Even though one of them's dead so I'd have to date a ghost. Or zombie. But the latter would be a little weird.

Grah, stop making me think.

[KuReshtin]

How do you know?
For all you know I don't even exist.
I'm actually an alt account set up and jointly run by all the male Britlanders who frequent RB. All the female britlanders are. Even her.
And now we're screwing with your minds by fabricating this entire world, and our entire lives for the sake of trolling the entire rest of the world.
I don't even exist!
The photographs and such? Very cleverly manipulated photographs or simply getting one of our female friends in on the deal.
We do this because there are no women in Britland anymore. This is a complete scam which we concocted in order to kidnap foreign women and use them to beget chilgren which shall carry on our race. The men we simply use as slaves.
DD doesn't exist any more. He is one of our mindless drones.
And then we shall take over the world.
It's a perfect plan.

And now you've gone and ruined it by divulging the plan to everyone.
Dammit, man, we agreed that we'd not use the Curly persona to tell anyone.

Also, age doesn't matter. Freddie Mercury, David Bowie and Helen Mirren and Emma Thompson are ridiculously pretty and/or sexy and I would so date any of them. Even though one of them's dead so I'd have to date a ghost. Or zombie. But the latter would be a little weird.

Emma Thompson.. *dreamy eyes* Yes please.
Also, Meg Ryan.

[CurlyKitGirl]

Grah, stop making me think.

Easy enough to do.

And now you've gone and ruined it by divulging the plan to everyone.
Dammit, man, we agreed that we'd not use the Curly persona to tell anyone.

But you know it's my day to use this persona, and what the Controller says goes unless there's a two-thirds majority vote against it.
Except, of course, on bank holidays when all we need is a simple majority.

Anyway, who's going to believe this?
What's easier to believe? One girl exisiting and just mucking about, or an entire host of male Britlanders acting as part of a conspiracy in order to further another conspiracy which all leads into the Ultimate Conspiracy?
Exactly.
They're all going to think this is a joke. It's on them of course, but they'll never notice.

Emma Thompson.. *dreamy eyes* Yes please.
Also, Meg Ryan.

Tch.
After what she did when Parky interviewed her? Man to man, put me right off her.

[Thufir]

Cross-posted from old thread just to be sure:

I did actually quote that post before coming here, but this is easier.

Both perhaps? Either way you definitely need to rewatch that film again. 'Tis good.

No, no: watch. I haven't seen it yet.

I don't see how I'm prompting and propagating dirty thoughts though, I'm as innocent as the day is long, so all you're doing is reading into my words.

Yeah, but you're making me do it.

He's intimidated by my sheer me-ness.

OK, this one I'm prepared to believe was accidental on your part. Have you seen/listened to Commentary! The Musical?

How do you know?
For all you know I don't even exist.
I'm actually an alt account set up and jointly run by all the male Britlanders who frequent RB. All the female britlanders are. Even her.
And now we're screwing with your minds by fabricating this entire world, and our entire lives for the sake of trolling the entire rest of the world.
I don't even exist!
The photographs and such? Very cleverly manipulated photographs or simply getting one of our female friends in on the deal.
We do this because there are no women in Britland anymore. This is a complete scam which we concocted in order to kidnap foreign women and use them to beget chilgren which shall carry on our race. The men we simply use as slaves.
DD doesn't exist any more. He is one of our mindless drones.
And then we shall take over the world.
It's a perfect plan.

The reason Curly is so well-read and erudite is because she has all the combined knowledge of all the male Playgrounders responsible for the illusion. Of course, this makes talking to her a tad confusing. Especially if said conversations stray into the flirtatious.

Also, age doesn't matter. Freddie Mercury, David Bowie and Helen Mirren and Emma Thompson are ridiculously pretty and/or sexy and I would so date any of them. Even though one of them's dead so I'd have to date a ghost. Or zombie. But the latter would be a little weird.

Most people would find such a big age gap a bit off-putting for an actual relationship, though not for simply admiring.
Three years, on the other hand, is really not that big a difference.

ION:
*BOOGIE!*

*Boogies*

Grah, stop making me think.

You see, you are unwilling to think about the plan, and that is why it will succeed.

And now you've gone and ruined it by divulging the plan to everyone.
Dammit, man, we agreed that we'd not use the Curly persona to tell anyone.

Silence! Do not talk back to your superiors, Swede! Don't you have duties to attend to?

[CynicalAvocado]

EXCELSIOR! And thus collecting Fifty-Eyed Fred Awesome Points.

You rascally Rae, snatcing the new thread before the Troll , the Pie or the Avocado could get to it.

drat and double drat.

*vanishes in a cloud of smoke*

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

*SKANKS*

Cause Fishbone.

Also, that vid is kinda wack.

And the yam fries? They were the best I've ever had. And soooo easy!

[AtlanteanTroll]

Easy enough to do.

Quiet you.

You see, you are unwilling to think about the plan, and that is why it will succeed.

But, but, there is no plan.

[Thufir]

But, but, there is no plan.

That's what we want you to think.

[AtlanteanTroll]

That's what we want you to think.

*purses lips*

Whatever.

*goes to play Pokemon and watch Mythbusters*

[Coidzor]

Heck, Koorly is 3 years younger than me. Yeah, I went there.

And if Koorly is as innocent as the day is long... Well, let's just say usually people get more boring in the winter time.

*SKANKS*

Cause Fishbone.

Also, that vid is kinda wack.

And the yam fries? They were the best I've ever had. And soooo easy!

You terrify me, but not as much as that video does.

But I agree, Yam fries and sweet potato fries are delicious!

[AtlanteanTroll]

Heck, Koorly is 3 years younger than me. Yeah, I went there.

And if Koorly is as innocent as the day is long... Well, let's just say usually people get more boring in the winter time.

I need Brain BLEACH now. Thanks. Thanks a lot.

[KuReshtin]

But you know it's my day to use this persona, and what the Controller says goes unless there's a two-thirds majority vote against it.
Except, of course, on bank holidays when all we need is a simple majority.

Anyway, who's going to believe this?
What's easier to believe? One girl exisiting and just mucking about, or an entire host of male Britlanders acting as part of a conspiracy in order to further another conspiracy which all leads into the Ultimate Conspiracy?
Exactly.
They're all going to think this is a joke. It's on them of course, but they'll never notice.

True, of course. But still. You bringing it out in the open gives them that glimmer of a doubt creeping into their consciousness.

After what she did when Parky interviewed her? Man to man, put me right off her.

I've only heard of that interiew. I don't think I've actually seen it. And since you make it sound as if it would ruin my image of her, I think I'll not watch it.

No, no: watch. I haven't seen it yet.

Same here. It's sitting somewhere around here after I bought it for a mere £3, but I have not watched it as of yet.

Silence! Do not talk back to your superiors, Swede! Don't you have duties to attend to?

Yeth, mathter. Apologieth, mathter. Doorth need creaking, thpider webth need produthed and that meanth the thpiderth need encouragement. Whipth uthually workth well ath motivation for the tpiderth.*

[SMEE]

Oh, good. We only got one thread this time.
Now I'll resume being pure and chaste.

[AtlanteanTroll]

Oh, good. We only got one thread this time.
Now I'll resume being pure and chaste.

Not nearly as exciting.

[Ranger Mattos]

New thread smell.

ION: My friend came up with an idea: a complete rip-off of C. S. Lewis' The Chronicles of Narnia. This rip-off shall be known as the Chronicles of Yarnia, and the scenes shall be constructed of yarn formed into various shapes. More details to follow when we think of them.

[Coidzor]

I need Brain BLEACH now. Thanks. Thanks a lot.

I'm not old! I'm 22! That's not old! Twenty! Two!

[AtlanteanTroll]

I'm not old! I'm 22! That's not old! Twenty! Two!

Well, sure, but the way your phrased it... *shivers*

[Savannah]

ION: My friend came up with an idea: a complete rip-off of C. S. Lewis' The Chronicles of Narnia. This rip-off shall be known as the Chronicles of Yarnia, and the scenes shall be constructed of yarn formed into various shapes. More details to follow when we think of them.

I'd suggest learning to crochet. You can make some pretty good figures that way. Maybe a wire core for anything you want to pose....

[CrimsonAngel]

Rae is king of Random Banter! All hail!

May he live long, far past the days of Page50...

[Thufir]

Heck, Koorly is 3 years younger than me. Yeah, I went there.

And if Koorly is as innocent as the day is long... Well, let's just say usually people get more boring in the winter time.

I see what you did there sir.

Yeth, mathter. Apologieth, mathter. Doorth need creaking, thpider webth need produthed and that meanth the thpiderth need encouragement. Whipth uthually workth well ath motivation for the tpiderth.*

And don't forget to dribble the candles! These new ones look... well, new. It's terrible for the atmosphere!

I need Brain BLEACH now. Thanks. Thanks a lot.

Not nearly as exciting.

Wait, so SMEE being not innocent would be exciting, but for Curly to be so prompts you to brain bleach?

[Heliomance]

Heck, Koorly is 3 years younger than me. Yeah, I went there.

And if Koorly is as innocent as the day is long... Well, let's just say usually people get more boring in the winter time.

...really? What else is there to do on those long, cold, dark winter evenings...?

[AtlanteanTroll]

Wait, so SMEE being not innocent would be exciting, but for Curly to be so prompts you to brain bleach?

That quote wasn't about SMEE and you know it.

[Coidzor]

I see what you did there sir.

What can I say, I'm a fan of the Winter Solstice.

Wait, so SMEE being not innocent would be exciting, but for Curly to be so prompts you to brain bleach?

Either that or it was the idea of me going there. Though, who knows where there is.

[Thufir]

That quote wasn't about SMEE and you know it.

Well... now I know it, since you've just told me so, but prior to that, no, no I didn't know that.

[CurlyKitGirl]

Quiet you.

But you asked me to stop, so I did.
Unless you want me to start all over again.

Heck, Koorly is 3 years younger than me. Yeah, I went there.

And if Koorly is as innocent as the day is long... Well, let's just say usually people get more boring in the winter time.

Two years. Practically.
That's what I was going for anyway when I wrote that.

I need Brain BLEACH now. Thanks. Thanks a lot.

For what? A little bit of harmless chatting? The fact that people over sixteen have sex? Quoi?

True, of course. But still. You bringing it out in the open gives them that glimmer of a doubt creeping into their consciousness.

But they'll never bring it up because they'll think it'd make them look like proper wallies.

I've only heard of that interiew. I don't think I've actually seen it. And since you make it sound as if it would ruin my image of her, I think I'll not watch it.

It's that bad. I won't link to it.
Have some Only Fools and Horses instead.

Same here. It's sitting somewhere around here after I bought it for a mere £3, but I have not watched it as of yet.

It must be watched. For it's sheer campy amazingness and Jareth! It. Must. Be. Watched.

Yeth, mathter. Apologieth, mathter. Doorth need creaking, thpider webth need produthed and that meanth the thpiderth need encouragement. Whipth uthually workth well ath motivation for the tpiderth.*

Hooray for Pratchett! I knew the book even for I read the footnote. Pratchett is as amazing as we all say isn't it?

And don't forget to dribble the candles! These new ones look... well, new. It's terrible for the atmosphere!

Not to mention that the cobwebs are looking rather small and neat. Where ae the ominous draping, clinging dusty ones?
Really now Igor.

Wait, so SMEE being not innocent would be exciting, but for Curly to be so prompts you to brain bleach?

Double standard?

[Coidzor]

^: Congratulations, you've both thoroughly confused me.

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Quoting SMEE:

Not nearly as exciting.

Quoting My quip, related to Koorly:

I need Brain BLEACH now. Thanks. Thanks a lot.

Thufir calling a comparison between the two reactions

Wait, so SMEE being not innocent would be exciting, but for Curly to be so prompts you to brain bleach?

Denying that the quote from you in response to SMEE's statement was about her?

That quote wasn't about SMEE and you know it.

The one definitely seems to be about SMEE and the other one definitely seems to relate to either Koorly or myself and would fit into what Thufir was commenting on.

ION: Mulled cider mixed with a bit of spiced wine and then heated is rather nice.

Koorly: What's a Wally? A silly person or something worse? ...And does saying the word make you want waffles? Because I'm craving waffles after saying the word "wallies," aloud.

Mmmm.... Peanut butter waffles with chocolate....