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Rae's Really Rascally and Ridiculously Rowdy Random Banter #152
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EXCELSIOR! And thus collecting Fifty-Eyed Fred Awesome Points.
You rascally Rae, snatcing the new thread before the Troll , the Pie or the Avocado could get to it.
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Cross-posted from old thread just to be sure:
Yes.
That makes sense.
Both perhaps? Either way you definitely need to rewatch that film again. 'Tis good.
I don't see how I'm prompting and propagating dirty thoughts though, I'm as innocent as the day is long, so all you're doing is reading into my words.
Bit o' both. It's exceptionally sweet icing.
Hooray!
It's all in the internet. See, I'd go watch the film on duh vuh duh right now, but it's gone missing.
Which is sad.
. . .
*eyes glazed over*
Buh?
He's intimidated by my sheer me-ness.
How do you know?
For all you know I don't even exist.
I'm actually an alt account set up and jointly run by all the male Britlanders who frequent RB. All the female britlanders are. Even her.
And now we're screwing with your minds by fabricating this entire world, and our entire lives for the sake of trolling the entire rest of the world.
I don't even exist!
The photographs and such? Very cleverly manipulated photographs or simply getting one of our female friends in on the deal.
We do this because there are no women in Britland anymore. This is a complete scam which we concocted in order to kidnap foreign women and use them to beget chilgren which shall carry on our race. The men we simply use as slaves.
DD doesn't exist any more. He is one of our mindless drones.
And then we shall take over the world.
It's a perfect plan.
Also, age doesn't matter. Freddie Mercury, David Bowie and Helen Mirren and Emma Thompson are ridiculously pretty and/or sexy and I would so date any of them. Even though one of them's dead so I'd have to date a ghost. Or zombie. But the latter would be a little weird.
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Squid bones are lies.
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Easy enough to do.
But you know it's my day to use this persona, and what the Controller says goes unless there's a two-thirds majority vote against it.
Except, of course, on bank holidays when all we need is a simple majority.
Anyway, who's going to believe this?
What's easier to believe? One girl exisiting and just mucking about, or an entire host of male Britlanders acting as part of a conspiracy in order to further another conspiracy which all leads into the Ultimate Conspiracy?
Exactly.
They're all going to think this is a joke. It's on them of course, but they'll never notice.
Tch.
After what she did when Parky interviewed her? Man to man, put me right off her.
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I did actually quote that post before coming here, but this is easier.
No, no: watch. I haven't seen it yet.
Yeah, but you're making me do it.
OK, this one I'm prepared to believe was accidental on your part. Have you seen/listened to Commentary! The Musical?
The reason Curly is so well-read and erudite is because she has all the combined knowledge of all the male Playgrounders responsible for the illusion. Of course, this makes talking to her a tad confusing. Especially if said conversations stray into the flirtatious.
Most people would find such a big age gap a bit off-putting for an actual relationship, though not for simply admiring.
Three years, on the other hand, is really not that big a difference.
*Boogies*
You see, you are unwilling to think about the plan, and that is why it will succeed.
Silence! Do not talk back to your superiors, Swede! Don't you have duties to attend to?Last edited by Thufir; 2010-12-27 at 07:37 PM.
"'But there's still such a lot to be done...'
YES. THERE ALWAYS IS."
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*SKANKS*
Cause Fishbone.
Also, that vid is kinda wack.
And the yam fries? They were the best I've ever had. And soooo easy!
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Heck, Koorly is 3 years younger than me.
Yeah, I went there.
And if Koorly is as innocent as the day is long...Well, let's just say usually people get more boring in the winter time.
You terrify me, but not as much as that video does.
But I agree, Yam fries and sweet potato fries are delicious!
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True, of course. But still. You bringing it out in the open gives them that glimmer of a doubt creeping into their consciousness.
I've only heard of that interiew. I don't think I've actually seen it. And since you make it sound as if it would ruin my image of her, I think I'll not watch it.
Same here. It's sitting somewhere around here after I bought it for a mere £3, but I have not watched it as of yet.
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Oh, good. We only got one thread this time.
Now I'll resume being pure and chaste.LGBT in the playground - banner by Doihaveaname?.
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New thread smell.
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I see what you did there sir.
And don't forget to dribble the candles! These new ones look... well, new. It's terrible for the atmosphere!
Wait, so SMEE being not innocent would be exciting, but for Curly to be so prompts you to brain bleach?"'But there's still such a lot to be done...'
YES. THERE ALWAYS IS."
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But you asked me to stop, so I did.
Unless you want me to start all over again.
Two years. Practically.
That's what I was going for anyway when I wrote that.
For what? A little bit of harmless chatting? The fact that people over sixteen have sex? Quoi?
But they'll never bring it up because they'll think it'd make them look like proper wallies.
It's that bad. I won't link to it.
Have some Only Fools and Horses instead.
It must be watched. For it's sheer campy amazingness and Jareth! It. Must. Be. Watched.
Hooray for Pratchett! I knew the book even for I read the footnote. Pratchett is as amazing as we all say isn't it?
Not to mention that the cobwebs are looking rather small and neat. Where ae the ominous draping, clinging dusty ones?
Really now Igor.
Double standard?
Bathatar!
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^: Congratulations, you've both thoroughly confused me.
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Quoting SMEE: Quoting My quip, related to Koorly: Thufir calling a comparison between the two reactions Denying that the quote from you in response to SMEE's statement was about her? The one definitely seems to be about SMEE and the other one definitely seems to relate to either Koorly or myself and would fit into what Thufir was commenting on.
ION: Mulled cider mixed with a bit of spiced wine and then heated is rather nice.
Koorly: What's a Wally?A silly person or something worse? ...And does saying the word make you want waffles? Because I'm craving waffles after saying the word "wallies," aloud.
Mmmm.... Peanut butter waffles with chocolate....