Hilarious Moments in Gaming

[Keinnicht]

So, I went back seventeen pages looking for a thread like this. I couldn't find one, so I think I'm just going to start a new one.

I'm spoilering this because it involves a mild amount of sex (No detail, don't worry) and, while I'm pretty sure it's within the forum's rules, I figured I'd warn you all so you can skip it.

So, there's a 5th level evil druid. This is the first time he's played. I'm DMing.

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Me: You arrive in town.
Druid: I'm going to go look for some hookers. Are there hookers?
Me: Yeah.
Druid: Really?
Me: Yes, I mean...This game is at least mildly rooted in real life. I'm pretty sure prostitution is not a recent development.
Druid: Okay, I'm going to go hire three hookers. Do I need to roll anything?
Me: No, dear god no. Anyways, barbarian guy, what are you doing while he's hiring hookers?
Druid: Okay. So I'm having sex with the hookers? I wild shape into a bear.
Me & Everyone else in the room:

[SilverLeaf167]

There is a thread called Funny D&D Stories. It's located here.

[Sipex]

Add your story there, it's pretty good, I laughed.

[SilverLeaf167]

Yup, definitely funny. Our group is pretty silly, but somehow we just don't get situations worth posting...