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    Default [MYTH] The Kingdom of Xor

    Xor is currently fighting in a war with a foreign empire located to the east.
    Xor is currently trying to have a political takeover of Padros

    (THIS THREAD IS FOR ALL FFRPING IN THE BOUNDRIES XOR]

    Xor is led by ex-adventurer Maxios, who recently took the throne back from a foul lich. A half-dragon, named Dragonburst, is the Kingdom's general. The capitol of the kingdom is known as "Swordsdeep' and is massive. The kingdom has a lot of unexplored territory, filled with monsters and adventuring opportunities.
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    Water, boy.
    The young man rushed off, down the stairs of the tower of the High Magus, sweat beading on his forhead as his unstrained muscles hauled the bucket from the well at the bottom.
    Boy? You have such a faithful helper and yet you disrespect him so?
    The boy began the trek back up the tower, the heavy bucket forcing him to take the stairs a step at the time.
    Reaper, you of all know the value of discipline. Exicalflowne stuck his finger deep into the pool of wax surrounding the candle next to him, withdrawing it a moment later without uttering a cry of hesitation.
    The boy was nearly there now, the bucket sloshing it's contents over the last few stairs to his master's study.
    But you still do not call him by name? Does he have none? the scrying crystal to Gelderland replied.
    The boy entered the room and filled a chalice for his master.
    None that he has earned yet. Exicalflowne took a deep swig of the clear, cool water after he said that, and the crystal's light flickered from it meekly, signaling Reaper's exit from the scryed communication.
    Boy, take this message to Lord Maxios himself. Hand it off to none but him. Show them your mark of magic if they try to stop you.
    Exicalflowne handed the boy a scroll and a small seal, and he scurried off down the stairs again.
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    Minutes later, the small boy, barely older than 16, showed up near Maxios's chambers, armed with the scroll from his master, demanding immediate audience with the king.
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    Samantha keeps watch from one of the many towers of the castle. Occasionally she will shoot an arrow out past the castle, hoping an answering arrow will return, at least something that signals war. But no, at least not whenever she fires. But maybe one day.....
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    Water, boy.
    The young man rushed off, down the stairs of the tower of the High Magus, sweat beading on his forhead as his unstrained muscles hauled the bucket from the well at the bottom.
    Boy? You have such a faithful helper and yet you disrespect him so?
    The boy began the trek back up the tower, the heavy bucket forcing him to take the stairs a step at the time.
    Reaper, you of all know the value of discipline. Exicalflowne stuck his finger deep into the pool of wax surrounding the candle next to him, withdrawing it a moment later without uttering a cry of hesitation.
    The boy was nearly there now, the bucket sloshing it's contents over the last few stairs to his master's study.
    But you still do not call him by name? Does he have none? the scrying crystal to Gelderland replied.
    The boy entered the room and filled a chalice for his master.
    None that he has earned yet. Exicalflowne took a deep swig of the clear, cool water after he said that, and the crystal's light flickered from it meekly, signaling Reaper's exit from the scryed communication.
    Boy, take this message to Lord Maxios himself. Hand it off to none but him. Show them your mark of magic if they try to stop you.
    Exicalflowne handed the boy a scroll and a small seal, and he scurried off down the stairs again.
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    Minutes later, the small boy, barely older than 16, showed up near Maxios's chambers, armed with the scroll from his master, demanding immediate audience with the king.
    [Xor's Capitol, The Castle]
    Maxios is currently eating a feast when the boy appears
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    The boy wordlessly hands Maxios the scroll.
    He is dressed in the gold and black tunic that delegates him as one of the apprentice magi that various families have paid for to come study under Exicalflowne in the past year.
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    The boy wordlessly hands Maxios the scroll.
    He is dressed in the gold and black tunic that delegates him as one of the apprentice magi that various families have paid for to come study under Exicalflowne in the past year.
    "Thanks." Maxios says, his mouth full of turkey. He reads the scroll

    At that moment, a messanger is riding on horseback to the Royal Castle
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    Maxios-
    I'm leaving for Padros.
    -Exicalflowne
    P.S. I'll be back
    P.P.S. With weapons
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    I'm leaving for Padros.
    -Exicalflowne
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    P.P.S. With weapons
    "Hopefully the situation there doesn't get worse." Maxios mutters. He then proceeds to start eating again

    The Messager is now in the castle, and is running to the Great Hall
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    [A Miserable and Completely Insufficient Inn]

    No, you blithering idiot! I ordered steak tartare, this, as anyone with smallest amount of education, brains and even the most basic knowledge of cuisine can see, is steak with tartar sauce!!! Aldern yells, berrating the very annoyed inkeeper.

    Oh, what a disgraceful situation. That he, a scholar of his genius, should be reduced to this, eating and sleeping in this, this dismal, rundown, filthy, barbaric, and utterly pathetic excuse for an inn. Not only do the beds not have goose feather pillows, but there isn't even hot and cold water! How is a man of his upbringing and status supposed to live in a hovel like this!?
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    The apprentice leaves Maxios's presence hurriedly, and runs back to his master's tower.
    Once there, he is suprised for three reasons.
    One. The door is locked and barrred from the inside, and through the keyhole he can see no one is inside.
    Two: A window inside is opened.
    Three: The ground below the tower shows no trace of a slightly splattered magus.
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    [A Miserable and Completely Insufficient Inn]

    No, you blithering idiot! I ordered steak tartare, this, as anyone with smallest amount of education, brains and even the most basic knowledge of cuisine can see, is steak with tartar sauce!!! Aldern yells, berrating the very annoyed inkeeper.

    Oh, what a disgraceful situation. That he, a scholar of his genius, should be reduced to this, eating and sleeping in this, this dismal, rundown, filthy, barbaric, and utterly pathetic excuse for an inn. Not only do the beds not have goose feather pillows, but there isn't even hot and cold water! How is a man of his upbringing and status supposed to live in a hovel like this!?
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    You're embarrasing yourself again.
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    [A Foul Smelling, Poorly Built Hovel]

    Look. Aldern says, turning to his sadly ignorant employee. I am not usually* so annoyed by this man's He points at the inkeeper, and earns a well-deserved glare in return. constant** bumblings in the realm of cuisine. But, as any halfway decent chef ould tell you, tartar sauce doesn't even go with steak!

    *A complete and utter lie.

    **Another lie, the inkeeper is actually a decent chef.
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    [A Foul Smelling, Poorly Built Hovel]

    Look. Aldern says, turning to his sadly ignorant employee. I am not usually* so annoyed by this man's He points at the inkeeper, and earns a well-deserved glare in return. constant** bumblings in the realm of cuisine. But, as any halfway decent chef ould tell you, tartar sauce doesn't even go with steak!

    *A complete and utter lie.

    **Another lie, the inkeeper is actually a decent chef.
    Akilo looks to the chef, sighing.
    I am very sorry. My employer does not tend to be the brightest and most pleasant of people to be around.
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    At that moment, twenty messangers (Including one in the Royal Castle) all take out a letter and read it
    "Five villages on the outskirts of the Capitol have been destroyed. None of their occupants have been found."
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    [Lousy Rotten No Good Overcharging Excuse For A Bed N Breakfast]

    Aldern just glares, and, with exaggerated care, pulls his diploma from the College of Free Thinkers from his pack and unrolls it. Then he leans back in his chair, looking smug. Apparently he hasn't caught on to the fact that no one but him really cares.
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    [Lousy Rotten No Good Overcharging Excuse For A Bed N Breakfast]

    Aldern just glares, and, with exaggerated care, pulls his diploma from the College of Free Thinkers from his pack and unrolls it. Then he leans back in his chair, looking smug. Apparently he hasn't caught on to the fact that no one but him really cares.
    Akilo resists the temptation to hit both himself and Aldern.
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    [Inn]

    Inndeed. Presumably this arguement continues until Aldern finally stalks off to his room and goes to sleep.
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    Samantha looks around for Maxios.
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    [Inn]

    Inndeed. Presumably this arguement continues until Aldern finally stalks off to his room and goes to sleep.
    Akilo shakes his head sighing. He isn't sure how get he got stuck with this guy, nor why he doesn't just quit.
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    [Termite Ridden, God-Awful Den of Stupidity and Bad Food]

    Probably because the pay is great.

    (Should we timeskip to the next day?)
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    Sam will find Maxios in the Great Hall, still eating
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    A lame but super strong NPC has arranged an audience with Maxios.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lil Shiro View Post
    A lame but super strong NPC has arranged an audience with Maxios.
    Maxios sighs. "I'm very popular today." He still has a mouth full of ham
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    The random NPC warrior dude person guy enters the room. A cage is rolled in behind him. In the cage is this woman (without her weapons of course):

    She is chained and shackled of course.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lil Shiro View Post
    The random NPC warrior dude person guy enters the room. A cage is rolled in behind him. In the cage is this woman (without her weapons of course):

    She is chained and shackled of course.
    "What's going on?" Maxios asks the NPC, confused. "First, I here about the destroyed villages, now this."
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    I have captured the one who calls herself the Desert Maiden, and am offering her toyou as a gift. Be careful, she is quite the vicious savage.
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    I have captured the one who calls herself the Desert Maiden, and am offering her toyou as a gift. Be careful, she is quite the vicious savage.
    Maxios still has an '?' expression on his face
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    Maxios still has an '?' expression on his face
    He sighs and explains.
    She's the one who killed any soldier of yours who ever entered the desert...
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    He sighs and explains.
    She's the one who killed any soldier of yours who ever entered the desert...
    "Ah. That makes sense. Take her to the Royal Judge for her punishment." Maxios says, still eating.
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    He frowns. He had intended her as a gift for Maxios like he said.
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