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    My narrative screenwriting professor recently showed off a particular film and the entire time I was thinking of the same thing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by flabort View Post
    Got some sauce for that Mage-King?
    Sadly, no. I grabbed them off of RPG Net's demotavational thread, so there should be the place to check.

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    Well then...

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    Quote Originally Posted by flabort View Post
    That is a BADASS PUMPKIN.
    Got some sauce for that Mage-King?
    College Humor has a post from '08.
    I'm not sure of the original sauce, though.
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    D'awwww! Now that's just cute
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    Tarascute?
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    Didn't someone, somewhere in the depths of the net, homebrew a chibi template, once?
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    Yes I don't remeber were but it exists.
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    Chibi Template:

    Chibi is an inherited template that can be applied to any Humanoid, Monstrous Humanoid or Giant, hereafter reffered to as the base creature.

    Size and Type: The creature gains the Chibi subtype. Decrease the creatures size category by one step. Do not recalculate the Base Attack Bonus, Saves or Skill points of the creature because of the changed ability scores.

    Hit Die: The base creatures Hit Die immediately becomes a D6. Recalculate all hitpoints for the creature

    Speed: Base speed is not changed

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    Cuteness (Su): This ability affects all humanoids within 30 feet of a Chibi. Those who look directly at a nymph must succeed on a DC 17 Will save or be affected with fascination 1D8 rounds. During this time they may only say "D'aww" and "Squee!". Any attempts to communicate will be ignored. The affected creature will watch the Chibi closely and imediately grin (Like this: ) should the Chibi attempt any action. A Chibi can suppress or resume this ability as a free action. Creatures with the Chibi subtype are immune to this effect.

    Abilities: Chibi creatures have a +2 bonus to all charisma based checks other than Intimidate as long as they are interacting with non-Chibi.

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    All Chibi have a hidded extradimensional pocket somewhere on their body. This pocket may only ever contain a Clue Bat. Retrieving the Clue Bat from the extradimensional space is a free action (Maybe Immediate?). Anything else placed inside the pocket is immediately dumped at the Chibis feet.

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    Does that work for a template? More abilities maybe? Rules for the clue bat?
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    Hmm. Doesn't work. Wrong type, and it would still be too large.

    So, we need to apply dungeonbred about 5 times, I'd say.
    "Après la vie - le mort, après le mort, la vie de noveau.
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    Further on that theme;
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    A little Dr. Who humor.

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    Here's the source image.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flabort View Post
    That is a BADASS PUMPKIN.
    Got some sauce for that Mage-King?
    A bit late to the party, but this is the original as far as I know.

    Great pumpkin. Not that great demotivational, though. "D&D: It Has Skills. Haw Haw"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiki Snakes View Post
    Further on that theme;
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    I woulda made a Hogan one, but I couldn't think of anything clever.

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    I made some Hulk Hogan ones, they seriously suck:
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    Hey, I like those. The last one is pretty funny, and the middle one is made of pure LOL(ium).
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    Those were so disturbing and horrible why!
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    Hogan is quite disturbing, these days. Anyway, here's another Non-wrestling or Hulk Hogan poster.

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    Figured I'd contribute to the wrestling theme developing here:

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    Quote Originally Posted by DisgruntledDM View Post
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    Replace that picture with most others from that comic, and the poster would still fit perfectly.

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    I must say, that's not quite right.

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    Heh, finally got all the way through the first thread. It expanded my collection substantially. Now it's time to contribute.

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    My favorite from the last thread:
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    I would like to see That Rockin' Paladin Story put in... You know what? I'm gonna do it.
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