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    I like it. Wanna hear the opening joke I used last time I was best man?

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    "Wow. What an emotional day this has been, huh? Hell, even the cake has tiers..." (ba dum tish)

    It's terrible, but it garnered a chuckle or two. Might have been more if I weren't shaking in my boots from speaking in public. Kinda tanks the delivery.
    That was terrible and you should feel ashamed for poisoning our minds with it!

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    Both of those jokes were so bad I couldn't help but groan. They should be a massive hit at any reception, as it seems like the purpose of the opening joke is to be the worst possible pun ever.

    Honestly, I'm surprised you're having trouble with this one, Death. Just sayin'.
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    Honestly, I'm surprised you're having trouble with this one, Death. Just sayin'.
    Funeral jokes are easier.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AtlanteanTroll View Post
    Funeral jokes are easier.

    I really, really should've thought of that one. I'm slipping.
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    "Wow. What an emotional day this has been, huh? Hell, even the cake has tiers..." (ba dum tish)
    This is great (I refrained from the phrase takes the cake) I will however have to do a bit of scouting of the cake before I use this though (poison testing in order as well?)
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    As it seems like the purpose of the opening joke is to be the worst possible pun ever.

    Honestly, I'm surprised you're having trouble with this one, Death. Just sayin'.
    Truly is there any other prize you are going for at weddings?

    And yeah, I shouldn't be that nervous, from what I've heard from the planning it seems rather relaxed wedding, and I don't want to be more fussing around than the bride


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    I just finished looking through the source code for the Friendly Banter part of this site. Apparently forums are very complicated.

    ION: According to my sister, Trans-Siberian Orchestra is stupid and all the music I listen to is dumb and Hannah Montana is perfect and all those other Disney singers are perfect Sibling rivalry has increased by approximately 18.3%

    I(sort-of)RN: Apparently my sister uses the words "drink" and "kill" interchangeably.
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    Wouldn't a bulb only be sharp if someone broke it? Oh...wait...that's actually very fitting for this situation. Well played Ranger Mattos. Your metaphor-crafting is masterful indeed.

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    You mean 20%, I hope. 20% is superior to 18.3%.

    My sister likes Abba. I cannot STAND Abba. My brother has no musical tastes, doesn't listen to music other than what we put on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll View Post
    I cannot STAND Abba. My brother has no musical tastes, doesn't listen to music other than what we put on.
    How old is he? Because I thought music was dumb up until I was 12.
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    How old is he? Because I thought music was dumb up until I was 12.
    Um. 10? Yeah, he's 10.
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    What. Is. This. Madness.

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    so my brother has taken an affinnity to dubstep. it's the worst ever
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    I never really thought music was dumb, but I almost never listened to music before maybe 6 months ago.

    EDIT: And my current favorite band was brought to me by that guy who posted before me. He linked to TSO on some Random Banter thread.
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    Wouldn't a bulb only be sharp if someone broke it? Oh...wait...that's actually very fitting for this situation. Well played Ranger Mattos. Your metaphor-crafting is masterful indeed.

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    My little brother tries to make fun of me for listening to heavy metal. He tried it to my older brother, who recognized the band and said they were hard core
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll View Post
    Um. 10? Yeah, he's 10.
    He'll get better. How did you not know how old your own brother is (has no siblings)?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CynicalAvocado View Post
    so my brother has taken an affinnity to dubstep. it's the worst ever
    Dubstep is just fine, in moderation.

    Quote Originally Posted by AtlanteanTroll View Post
    He'll get better. How did you not know how old your own brother is (has no siblings)?
    Because I'm bad with remembering ages and stuff. I have 2 siblings. I always have to count down, my sister is 3 years younger than me and my brother 6 years. usually. He's actually 11 now, though, cause his birthday comes before mine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll View Post
    Because I'm bad with remembering ages and stuff. I have 2 siblings. I always have to count down, my sister is 3 years younger than me and my brother 6 years. usually. He's actually 11 now, though, cause his birthday comes before mine.
    Erm. I see. My dad forgot my age (by like a year, no big deal) when I was living with my mom...
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    Quote Originally Posted by AtlanteanTroll View Post
    He'll get better. How did you not know how old your own brother is (has no siblings)?
    Birthdays tend to mess it up when you try and keep track by birth year or hOw much younger he is than you (I keep track by subtracting from my age, which works except for that 20 or so days between our bdays.)

    Im assuming
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    Just a random questions, but does anyone have any pictures of dnd style gnomes? I kinda need it for a thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll View Post
    Dubstep is just fine, in moderation.


    yeah.... not when your brother "makes" 90% of it

    as for me, i think i'm addicted to steampunk music
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    Quote Originally Posted by KuReshtin View Post
    You haven't seen the Swedish Meal Time videos, then.
    Otherwise you'd have got the 'It's Good for you!' comment.
    No, I haven't; I've been deprived.


    And the InsaneTrollLogic example has been answered exceedingly well by Teddy and TRD.


    Also seconding the good speech, Death; keep humour throughout, if you set them to laughing, it's a good sign.


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    Just a random questions, but does anyone have any pictures of dnd style gnomes? I kinda need it for a thing.
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    ION, probably should have remembered to return the "Will you like to attend the Graduation Ceremony on March 23? Answer promptly or face the consequences" Form.
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    Thank you Amiel.

    If anyone is curious, I'm doing a DND thing tomorrow with Worira, Woof, and two other people who I don't know for sure if they are on the site or not.

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    No worries, LaZodiac, hope you have a great session and/or event! Unfortunately, there appears to be a dearth of well rendered D&D-style gnomes.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger Mattos View Post
    I just finished looking through the source code for the Friendly Banter part of this site. Apparently forums are very complicated.
    I hate to break it to you, but you were merely looking at the output HTML markup generated on-the-fly by the backend script, not the source code itself.

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    Oh dear, my beautiful thread is already at page 49
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eadin View Post
    Oh dear, my beautiful thread is already at page 49
    I was sitting here, kind of hoping that no one would notice it until it turned 50, to be honest.
    Good change of pace from the usual frantic race of trying to call dibs on the next thread that we've had these past 4 or 5 threads.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KuReshtin View Post
    I was sitting here, kind of hoping that no one would notice it until it turned 50, to be honest.
    Good change of pace from the usual frantic race of trying to call dibs on the next thread that we've had these past 4 or 5 threads.
    Dibs.
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    Yha, I'm kinda suprised this went so fast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Death, your friend the Reaper View Post
    Also, AE and Chairty, for some unknown reason, I'm starting to feel cricket is over rated, we should discuss other sporting events in the future
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    Ok, post is allllmoooooost reaaaaadyyyyy...

    DONE! =D

    Two more posts... TWO MORE... WHY AM I SO EXCITED?! IT'S JUST A THREAD!!!

    Or do i need to wait until the end of the fiftieth page?

    Meh. I'll wait a little into the fiftieth page...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Archonic Energy View Post
    what ever could you mean?
    I feel as a country we have moved onwards from cricket at the moment, and although it is unlikely (maybe you picked up a few hints from while playing us), I'd like to see you guys beat a certain sub continent in a certain final
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