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    Default Which race are you?

    Which race are you? Are you a quick footed elf, or a stout, tough dwarf? Take this quiz, and find out! Open the spoilers in order. It helps the quiz work.
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    Part 1: Your archetype
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    Someone throws a punch at you. Do you:
    A.Take the hit! I'm tough!
    B.Leap back, and run like the wind.
    C.Jump back, and right back into the fight!

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    What melee weapon would you choose?
    A. An axe! It will rend my opponents in twain!
    B. Dual rapiers. They're quick and easy for me block with.
    C.A longsword and sheild, It can use some of the heavy strikes of an axe, and the stabs of a rapier while covering my middle!

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    What is your preferred dwelling?
    A.Underground! The tight tunnels are my friends.
    B.The forests. There are a million hiding places from which I can rain stabbing death on my opponents.
    C.A village. I like the feeling of comraderie it brings, and the rooftops are a good place for your archers.

    If you answered "A" mostly, go here:
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    What armor would you take?
    A.Full plate. The weight is no obstacle for me.
    B.Studded leather. My axe MUST have a full swing.

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    Which ranged weapon would you use?
    A. A heavy crossbow. The power behind that thing is obscene.
    B. A shortbow. It's portable, and can be nocked fairly quickly.

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    How would you fight, in melee?
    A. Measured strikes. They allow me to plan better.
    B. A beserk frenzy. They can't block if they don't know my next strike...*I* don't know my next strike.

    If you answered mostly "A", you are a:
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    Dwarf

    If you answered mostly "B", you are a:
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    Half-orc

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    Which armor would you take?
    A. Breastplate. Only a little less mobility than leather, and more protective.
    B. Leather. I can move silently in it perfectly. Not even a *CRUNCH*.
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    Which ranged weapon would you take?
    A. A longbow. It's draw is silent, and it's good when you are tree'd.
    B. A sling! It isn't much, but I can hide it...anywhere...yes, we'll leave it there.
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    How do you fight, in melee?
    A.Quick, lashing, measured strikes. My foe is carved in no time!
    B.Cut my foes throat, and run.

    If you answered mostly "A", then you are an:
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    Elf

    If you answered mostly "B",then you are a:
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    Halfling

    If you answered "C" mostly, go here:
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    What armor would you take?
    A.Full plate. I want protection!
    B.Chainmail. I'm dextrous enough to dodge, and I need not-to-restrictive armor.
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    Which ranged weapon would you take?
    A.A light crossbow. Good power, and portability.
    B.A longbow. I am enamored of elves.
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    How do you fight in melee?
    A.Heavy AND light strikes. Whichever suits me.
    B.I favor light, but use some heavy strikes.
    If you answered mostly "A",you are a:
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    Human

    If you answered mostly "B", you are a:
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    Half-elf

    Afterwards, post the results, and if you agree with them. I know this problem. If you do not agree, post why. I will try to fix it, if it's within the test.
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    Default Re: Which race are you?

    I got half-elf. I don't agree though, because I'm definitely a human.

    What if you answer A B then C in the first three questions?
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    Apparently I'm a Dwarf. Which is ironic because I'm not named after a vegetable and I'm fairly certain I'm not a long lost king.
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    I got human. I think this one's on the mark.
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    At first I got a 3 way split in the first question round, so I had to re-take and then I got human.
    You should probably make the quiz ambiguity-proof.
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    Human, huh? That's to be expected as almost every "What Race are you?" quiz I take online points me towards human. Quick question to the OP, did you make this?
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    I got Dwarf, and besides my greater-than-middling height, I agree with that classification.

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    I be a dwarf.

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    I'm short, hairier and stouter by the day... I suppose that fits "Dwarf."
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    I'm a halfling.

    which is ironic, because I'm tall. is it ironic? I'm not actually sure.
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    I got human. I would have to agree with this as it is what I play the most.

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    I got Elf. I can kinda see it.
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    I got Half-Dragon Drow....wow what...

    But in all seriousness, half-elf here, and totally loving it! Best of two worlds man.

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    Got half elf. Ive never seen a quiz done in spoilers like that; impressive!!

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    I recommend making a fourth statement for the first part so there's always a majority. I had to choose a different answer on the last one so I could get a result.

    Anyway, I got half-elf. I suppose I can see that.
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    I got Elf, which really wasn't all that surprising as It's basically what I always play as. Could have just as easily gotten Halfling though, the last part was pretty ambiguous for me.

    Hmm, I really should try playing a Halfling one of these days I guess...

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    half elf... I'd see it, if it weren't so unoptimized....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Temotei View Post
    I recommend making a fourth statement for the first part so there's always a majority.
    Even with four questions you can still have a two-way tie.
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    Human, which makes sense. I don't need no plastic ear extensions to be unique!

    That was fun enough, but the options very pretty stereotypical (I'd say 'racist' but that joke wouldn't really be all that funny) for each race so it was easy to guess what choices lead where before opening the results.
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    Either half elf or half orc (I waffled on a question and followed the quiz down the 2 branches), but that's wrong. I am an Elan.

    I rarely eat, I never sleep, and people think something is off about me. We'll see how the aging goes in a few years.
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    Dwarf. Which is not that bad of a match actually.
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    Human, apparently.

    The problem is, as with most such quizzes, my preferred answers were often not available and I had to pick the one that at least was remotely plausible.
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    I'm only human. How anticlimactic

    Also, someone should make a huge quiz for this sort of thing with all options covered (your favorite weapon: dual wield mwk TV remotes)

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    I got half-elf, which is okay I guess. I mean the 4e fluff fits pretty well, never quite feel in place, caught between two worlds, more likely to pick up talents and skills from multiple sources.

    Though my ranged weapon question didn't have my most likely answer as an option...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DMBlackhart View Post
    I got Half-Dragon Drow....wow what...

    But in all seriousness, half-elf here, and totally loving it! Best of two worlds man.
    Same here. Am quite happy with my result
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    I got whichever race gets bored easiest. (Clicking that many "spoiler" tabs is annoying).

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    Same here. Am quite happy with my result
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    Cool I got Elf, I did not see that coming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DMBlackhart View Post
    Wow, two half-dragon Drows in one thread. This is amazing.
    Oh shush, smartypants
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    Human here, quite unsurprisingly. I usually play one because, hey, FREE FEAT & SKILLPOINT!

    Also, Pathfinder Half-Elf is actually good, so I'm going to try that one out soonish.

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