GtKaP Interview Thread 1: AtlanteanTroll

[rakkoon]

What is your Favourite beard style?

[Archonic Energy]

Original trilogy, or all six films?
All six. I like the setting too much to cut bits out... unless we are talking the expanded universe which I could care less about. I find reading about the Star Wars universe boring as hell. It's a visual thing for me.

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"i could care less" or "i couldn't care less"?
oh, and *STAB* the hippie...
Do you play CCGs?
in the kidneys...
if you could be any CCG card what would you be?
with a longsword...
Cisco or Nortel?
made of mithral...
iPod or MP3 player?
or maybe adamandium..
Bose or Beats?
though what would you possibly use to shapen a totally indestructable blade?
Mac or PC?
i was going to do this to all the questions...
360 or PS3
... but i've run out of things to type...
Blu Ray or DivX stream?

TARDIS or DeLorian?

Hoopy or frood?

Invisibility cloak or elder wand?

B5 or DS9?

Scotch or Bourbon?

HCl or NaOH?

GDI or Nod?

what OS do you use on your primary "computer"

Laptop or desktop?

Sniper Rifle or Shotgun?

GLaDOS or Wheatly?

Ice or Fire?

favorite season?

Doctor or Master?

What can change the nature of a man?

Death or Cake?

if you had super powers would you be a hero or villan?

what super power would you like?

what would your super alias be called?

Life has given you lemons, what is your reaction?

or ?

[Trog]

rakkoon:
What is your Favourite beard style?
My current one I suppose?

Archonic Energy:
"i could care less" or "i couldn't care less"?
Couldn't then.
Do you play CCGs?
Nope.
if you could be any CCG card what would you be?
I have no idea.
Cisco or Nortel?
Er...
iPod or MP3 player?
I use my Android phone for my MP3 player. I gave my iPod to my son.
Bose or Beats?
Er...
Mac or PC?
Mac.
360 or PS3
I own a 360 and never play it.
Blu Ray or DivX stream?
Blu-Ray
TARDIS or DeLorian?
DeLorian
Hoopy or frood?
Frood
Invisibility cloak or elder wand?
Cloak
B5 or DS9?
Neither.
Scotch or Bourbon?
Scotch
HCl or NaOH?
Both seem handy chemicals to have.
GDI or Nod?
Er...
what OS do you use on your primary "computer"
Current Mac OS X
Laptop or desktop?
Lappy
Sniper Rifle or Shotgun?
Shotgun
GLaDOS or Wheatly?
Neither.
Ice or Fire?
Fire
favorite season?
Fall
Doctor or Master?
Doctor?
What can change the nature of a man?
Genetic engineering I suppose?
Death or Cake?
Cake please. P=
if you had super powers would you be a hero or villan?
Hero
what super power would you like?
Bestow happiness
what would your super alias be called?

Life has given you lemons, what is your reaction?
Shut up and eat your damn lemons!
or ?

[C-Lam]

How did you find GiantITP?

Do you have any words of wisdom that you can share with the rest of us?

Favorite movie of all time?

[Trog]

C-Lam:
How did you find GiantITP?
Google

Do you have any words of wisdom that you can share with the rest of us?

• Don't eat the yellow snow.
• Being an adult means you can have candy whenever you want. It's one of the only perks.
• You're an amazing person inside... even if no one else sees it.

Favorite movie of all time?
Casablanca

[The Rose Dragon]

When was the last time you were proposed to on GitP?

Will you marry me?

[Trog]

The Rose Dragon:
When was the last time you were proposed to on GitP?
You know it has been so long that I had forgotten all about that little running gag. It's been years I suppose.

Will you marry me?
Trog's not certified to perform marriages. Sorry. Try the Cap'n, Trog's only the first mate. *continues swabbing the deck*

[Gadora]

What's your favorite genre of your favorite form of media?

What do you think of abstract art?

What was the last book you read? Was it any good?

[Trog]

Gadora:
What's your favorite genre of your favorite form of media?
Oh man. Lots of favorites there. Picking favorites for me is hard. I like a lot of stuff. And a variety of stuff in each media, really. I guess music is the media I "consume" the most of. And the genre I suppose would be… dang I'm always so bad at getting these right… Hard rock? Metal? Frankly I need something with a decent drum beat. Something fairly basic but with a fair amount of complexity to it. That probably doesn't make sense. But it's the best way I can describe it.

What do you think of abstract art?
I have a BA in Art so I'm rather familiar with it. Using the term "abstract" to start to divorce the realistic subject matter from the visual interpretation of it you begin this back with the impressionists and leading into, say, cubism and beyond. Most modern art is abstract to a degree in technique though not necessarily subject matter. If you are referring to the subjectless sort of art such as, say, a Pollock painting, I find that it can be beautiful if done properly. A great lot of it is not. Paul Klee is among my favorite artists of all time and I'd say he's pretty abstract but manages to develop a visual language that still draws the viewer in and defines his pieces. Interpreting his works is the most fun because there's so many ways you can fill in those shapes in your mind. I love the ability to form new "languages" through abstraction because I am very fond of symbolism in art. In short I like a good deal of it.

What was the last book you read? Was it any good?
I am in the middle of reading Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris. It's pretty amusing.

[Ezeze]

What are your kids like?

[Trog]

Chain:
What are your kids like?
They are awesome.

The oldest is in high school as a freshman and is getting pretty good grades. He's in some advanced math courses. He's obsessed with the Simpsons, and pretty much any and every comic strip published (current obsession is Bloom County), the Muppets, Fraggle Rock, making music in the various computers and streaming Netflix over his iPod touch. He's growing like a weed and getting pretty tall.

My youngest is in the 5th grade and just broke up with his girlfriend today. Ah young love. Kid takes after his dad and started crushing on girls early. I'm making his favorite for supper tonight which got a cheer so I'll do my best to take his mind off of things. He's very very social and is usually found outside causing mischief of some sort with his friends. Recently that was setting up a lemonade stand and using the proceeds to purchase water balloons for a water balloon fight. Earlier in the year he was obsessed with Runescape and was always on the phone with his friends to coordinate playing it. Now that the weather has improved he's out doing physical stuff instead, which is good.

Both have pretty awesome senses of humor, good artistic skills, and are good kids all around and I love them to pieces.

Now if you'll excuse me I need to make the white turkey chili. I'll leave you with our interpretation of the painting American Gothic:

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*image snip*

The photo's a year or two old but you get the idea - they're as nuts as the Old Man.

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

That picture is so much win.

[Kneenibble]

Trogger,

Yay! You like David Sedaris! Have you seen him perform?

Can you perceive your reaction if one of your children had to come out of the closet to you? Is this in poor taste to ask? (They sound delightful by the way. )

What's the best bean you've brewed?

What's the best barley soda you've glugged?

[MonkeyBusiness]

Aw, man ... Kneenibble beat me to the coffee and beer question! Oh well ...

Why does a chicken?

Neck rub or foot massage?

Who is your favorite Muppet?

Do you have a favorite museum? Which one?

.

[Trog]

Kneenibble:
Yay! You like David Sedaris! Have you seen him perform?
I've heard him do readings but otherwise no. Upon examining his jacket photo he looks nothing like I thought he would. o.O

Can you perceive your reaction if one of your children had to come out of the closet to you? Is this in poor taste to ask? (They sound delightful by the way. )
I was actually thinking of this just the other day for some odd reason. My first reaction would be to tell them I'm proud of them for telling me. And then I'd tell them that I love them very much no matter what their preference and that I just want them to be happy. Though I admit I'd worry about them because it's a life's path that can often be difficult to walk down. But I suppose I worry about them anyway. It's not in poor taste - every parent should at least consider their reaction to something like this should it arise. Both to consider their own feelings in the matter and to figure out how best to convey this to their child in a manner that they won't regret later.

What's the best bean you've brewed?
Jamaican Blue Mountain. Easily the world's best coffee bean.

What's the best barley soda you've glugged?
New Glarus once made a one-time batch of an apple ale. It was heavenly. Sadly they will never make it again. For beer that is still in existence the award goes to Hippie's Nut Brown Ale, hands down. P=

MonkeyBusiness:
Why does a chicken?
I don't know why.
...
Gah! What is that from?! I can't think of the rest! D:

...
Wait!

Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston pie.

It was from Winnie the Pooh. I just remembered.

Neck rub or foot massage?
Is this giving or receiving? I'll answer it both ways I guess.

First of all I will say that, while married, I gave my then wife a back rub and/or foot rub every day we were together. Yes, EVERY day. For a solid decade. She told me before the ceremony that if I just gave her a massage every day she'd be happy. So I always did. So, for the record, I rock at massages just due to sheer experience, really. She kept insisting that I should get a job doing it.

And while I probably prefer to give a back massage, I'm better at foot massages. Though after I finish one my hands always ache from applying all that pressure. But I have been known to turn girls into goo with them.

And I must admit that I often find them relaxing to give barring my hands getting terribly achey. Though I have found a pressure point in my hands to release some of the tension myself if it comes to that I suppose.

As for receiving I probably have to go with a foot massage. I've only really had two or three good foot rubs in my life but a good one is AMAZING. I'm a tall guy and I carry so much tension there. Plus a good foot rub can relax your entire body if you do it right. My shoulders can be tense too I suppose but I don't notice it as much as I do when my dogs are barking, as they say.

Who is your favorite Muppet?
Pépe the king prawn is the most entertaining, okays? But if you asked me which muppet puppet I would most like to own I'd have to say Uncle Deadly. I've wanted that one since I was a kid.

Do you have a favorite museum? Which one?
I love art museums the most I guess. And of the ones I have visited I'd have to say I liked the Minneapolis Institute of Arts the most. Such a joy to peruse the works there. And so much to see! I can't imagine me at the Louvre. I'd have to block out a day and take it at a run, probably. And then mostly I'd want to hit the works of Rembrandt, Degas, Klee and see any of the Egyptian stuff - especially the Amarna period. Maybe a smidge of Neoclassicism too. Plus the usual hit-list of the most famous stuff.

[ghost_warlock]

Thank you for your time, Trog! It's certainly been interesting getting to know the man behind the Coffin Nails^TM. I hope you found the interview process and enlightening as we did. But tempus marches onward and it's time to say goodbye and hello to our next victim. Please help yourself to a copy of the home game.

Ghost directs him to the stack of mirrors offstage by the exit.

Without further delay, I'm pleased to introduce our next guest, Thanatos 51-50!

gw's Questions of Questionable Intent

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1. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? If so, who?

2. What is one thing about yourself you're the most proud of?

3. Roses or orchids?

4. What sustains you, keeps you going every day?

5. How did you get to be so awesome?

6. Where were you ten years ago, and what do you know now that you wish you knew back then?

7. If the human race vanished tomorrow, leaving only you and one other person to keep you company, who would you want that person to be?

8. Who is one person who died before you were born that you'd most like to speak with?

9. When your life comes to an end, how do you want to be remembered/what do you want to be remembered for?

10. Ga! These questions have taken a turn for the depressing! Quick, what is your favorite lolcat!? (Bonus cookies for posting a pic.)

11. What super-power would you want to use to stop Godzilla if he was attacking where you live?

12. Beards or babies?

13. Have you ever made up a word? If so, what is that word and what is its definition?

14. Define the following word: whiloplenulent?

15. What's an old-fashioned song or short schmaltzy bit of poetry that's stuck in your head?

16. Favorite mythological monster?

17. Enough of this! I am your arch-nemesis! Where will we fight our final, climactic battle?

18. In #17, above, did you defeat me? If so, how?

19. Do you prefer the silly questions or the serious ones?

20. Why did you decide to submit yourself to these torturous, probing questions?

[The Rose Dragon]

Why are you the personification of death?

If you had an FN P90, what would you name it?

Do you feel pretty? Oh so pretty? Do you feel pretty and witty and gay? And do you pity any girl who is not you today?

[rakkoon]

How are you and Eros doing after...you know ?

[Thanatos 51-50]

1. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? If so, who?
A few, actually. The first "real" one I can think of is Michelle, from Onimusha 3, although I can't remember why.

2. What is one thing about yourself you're the most proud of?
Holy <expletive deleted>, Batman! I'm still breathing!
In all honesty, I'm not sure what "Pride" is or what it feels like. I'll get back to you on that.

3. Roses or orchids?
Generally, I prefer roses. Especially white ones.

4. What sustains you, keeps you going every day?
Adenosine triphosphate

5. How did you get to be so awesome?
I stole some of yours. Hope you don't mind.

6. Where were you ten years ago, and what do you know now that you wish you knew back then?
Ten years ago - I was twelve, so, living in California with my Mum and Dad, still labouring under the false belief that their marriage was going well and my old man WASN'T an alcoholic. Also, really, really excited for my thirteenth birthday next week.
As for what I wish I knew - I value knowledge, all of it. So I wish I knew then EVERYTHING I know now.

7. If the human race vanished tomorrow, leaving only you and one other person to keep you company, who would you want that person to be?
The Love of my Life. She's at work as I type, but, yeah. Her. (<3)

8. Who is one person who died before you were born that you'd most like to speak with?
I have never thought of that before, but the top three names on my list are, for various reasons, and in order of wayback:
John the Baptist
Saint Francis of Asisi
Adolf Hitler

9. When your life comes to an end, how do you want to be remembered/what do you want to be remembered for?
"DUDE! Did you ever read his books?"
Also, I'd hope my wife would remember me as a good husband and a good person and my children would remember me as a good guy, who had honour.

10. Ga! These questions have taken a turn for the depressing! Quick, what is your favorite lolcat!? (Bonus cookies for posting a pic.)


11. What super-power would you want to use to stop Godzilla if he was attacking where you live?
I'd love to be a Technopath or have the ability to turn invisible and inaudible at will, but I think electrokinesis would be much more useful for stopping Godzilla. Ultimately, though, I think I'd like to be a Green Lantern. Problem solved.

12. Beards or babies?
I can grow a beard, I cannot grow a baby. Babies are infinetly more complicated and complex and are actually alive. I think it will shock you to learn that, additionally, I, too, was once a baby.
I'll go with Babies.

13. Have you ever made up a word? If so, what is that word and what is its definition?
<Expletive redacted> (Because it is an expletive)

14. Define the following word: whiloplenulent?
Wormhole leading to an extra-dimensional plane with an excess of peanuts.

15. What's an old-fashioned song or short schmaltzy bit of poetry that's stuck in your head?
O Captain, my Captain
Our Fearful Trip is Done
The Ship has weather'd E'ry rack
The Prize we sought is won

16. Favorite mythological monster?
Griffins. They can SMELL GOLD.

17. Enough of this! I am your arch-nemesis! Where will we fight our final, climactic battle?
Why, nowhere but upon the high seas during a storm as the life-energies of the multiverse flow around us, a million screaming souls calling out for salvation There is darkness, punctuated by brief flashes and bands of lightning as the Earth itself rages at the terrible, terrible hole torn open inside of Her. There is blood, and sea-foam and steel and non-skid and chunks of ice larger than any man washing up on deck, all ignored by us in our epic struggle.
Or, y'know, in your bedroom, while you sleep, but that isn't very climatic.

18. In #17, above, did you defeat me? If so, how?
I stabbed you. Or shot you. Or bludgeoned you. Or otherwise Mutilated youbeyond the ability to live, yes. Most likely weapon would be aforementioned giant chunks of ice washing up on deck hitting you in the head and caving your skull in. Your defeat, however, is only half the battle.
Alternately, duh, I shot you in the face as you were sleeping. I don't play fair.

19. Do you prefer the silly questions or the serious ones?
/me looks back on his responses
I seem to prefer the silly ones.

20. Why did you decide to submit yourself to these torturous, probing questions?
I like telling stories, and all this is is telling true stories about myself. Plus, I wanted to see if anyone actually, y'know, ASKED something.

Why are you the personification of death?
Why aren't you?
Honestly, the story behind my screen-name is long and, well, storied.

If you had an FN P90, what would you name it?
Li'l Dakka

Do you feel pretty? Oh so pretty? Do you feel pretty and witty and gay? And do you pity any girl who is not you today?
Who's that pretty girl in that mirror there? Who could that attractive girl be? I hate this Musical! And the play it was based upon! Oh, please, sir, do take Pity on ME!

How are you and Eros doing after...you know ?
We... Um...
We don't talk about that. Not anymore. Mostly because, well, y'know, he doesn't talk anymore.

[rakkoon]

Who's your favourite fictional Thanatos (obviously you are the real one) ?

Who's your favourite fictional Death ?

[Archonic Energy]

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Do you play CCGs?

if you could be any CCG card what would you be?

Cisco or Nortel?

iPod or MP3 player?

Bose or Beats?

Mac or PC?

360 or PS3

Blu Ray or DivX stream?

TARDIS or DeLorian?

Hoopy or frood?

Invisibility cloak or elder wand?

B5 or DS9?

Scotch or Bourbon?

HCl or NaOH?

GDI or Nod?

what OS do you use on your primary "computer"

Laptop or desktop?

Sniper Rifle or Shotgun?

GLaDOS or Wheatly?

Ice or Fire?

favorite season?

Doctor or Master?

What can change the nature of a man?

Death or Cake?

if you had super powers would you be a hero or villan?

what super power would you like?

what would your super alias be called?

Life has given you lemons, what is your reaction?

or ?

[I'm da Rogue!]

Do you still want to visit?

[Thanatos 51-50]

Who's your favourite fictional Thanatos (obviously you are the real one) ?
Zeke, from the Incarnations of Immortality series.

Who's your favourite fictional Death ?
Same as above

Do you play CCGs?
Mostly Magic, but yes.

if you could be any CCG card what would you be?
Hrm... Probably Cicu, Dimir Lobotomist

Cisco or Nortel?
No idea, no perferance

iPod or MP3 player?
Any DMD that isn't an iProduct, thankyouverymuch.

Bose or Beats?
No idea, no preferance.

Mac or PC?
PC

360 or PS3
No real preference, I already own a 360, though.

Blu Ray or DivX stream?
Neither. Straight up DVDs, yo.

TARDIS or DeLorian?
Never watched Dr. Who.

Hoopy or frood?
Hoopy.

Invisibility cloak or elder wand?
BOTH! I'm Death, remember?

B5 or DS9?
Have seen and care for neither.

Scotch or Bourbon?
Blegh. I'm an avowed hater of all things alcohol

HCl or NaOH?
Human-Computer Interface?

GDI or Nod?
Again, not a big Command and Conquer guy.

what OS do you use on your primary "computer"
Vista, Android, and Mark One, A One, Mod Zero brain.

Laptop or desktop?
Desktop, but I have a laptop.

Sniper Rifle or Shotgun?
Sidearm or assault rifle, more like. The shotgun and longrifle have their uses, and are both niche weapons. I prefer a jack-of-all. In games like MW2, I tend to kit out with an AR or SMG.

GLaDOS or Wheatly?
GLaDOS is funnier, Wheatly is a moron.

Ice or Fire?
Depends - what am I using it for?

favorite season?
Summer.

Doctor or Master?
None of the above, although I suppose the Doctor is the Protagonist.

What can change the nature of a man?
Other men.

Death or Cake?
Cake.

if you had super powers would you be a hero or villan?
I'm a good guy, I swear.

what super power would you like?
We've covered this, right? Green Lantern me.

what would your super alias be called?
Um, Green Lantern.

Life has given you lemons, what is your reaction?
INVENT COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS! BURN LIFE'S HOUSE DOWN!
Or, y'know, thank Life. Lemons are delicious.

or ?
And thousand times

Do you still want to visit?
Yes. I'm in the 'states again, though, so, y'know, cheaper. Also - YOU could visit. It's totally an option. Whaddaya say?

[I'm da Rogue!]

Could I crush on your couch?

[Thanatos 51-50]

Could I crush on your couch?

Well, my couch isn't that hot, but I can't tell you who or what to crush or not crush on.

I'd have to okay and crashing on couches with the room-mates, though.

[Reinholdt]

Reinholdt's Riveting and Rhetorical Questions:
What question would you like to be asked?
What traits do you look for in an ideal pet?
What is the square root of Pi?
What's your favorite OOTS strip?
What's your favorite Erfworld strip?
How does your ITP persona relate to you in real life?
Sadistic choice time! You must choose to save either the life of your most loved one or the lives of a large group of strangers. Which do you choose?
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What makes you enthusiastic?
What disappoints you?
What sound do you love?
What sound do you hate?
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to participate in?

[Thanatos 51-50]

What question would you like to be asked?
Something... I dunno. Asky?

What traits do you look for in an ideal pet?
Loyalty, Intelligence, Versatility, Non-Catness

What is the square root of Pi?
√π

What's your favorite OOTS strip?
"I'm on an Adventure!"

What's your favorite Erfworld strip?
The last one in book one.

How does your ITP persona relate to you in real life?
We are the same person, I like to think.

Sadistic choice time! You must choose to save either the life of your most loved one or the lives of a large group of strangers. Which do you choose?
I couldn't live with myself if I didn't go after the strangers.

What is your favorite word?
In English? "However"
Spanish? "Estrella"
Japanese? "Daiski"
ASL? "Gold"

What is your least favorite word?
English? "Can't"
Spanish? "Cafe"
Japanese? "Gaijin"
ASL? "Music"

What makes you enthusiastic?
Learning new things, the Love of a beautiful woman, delicious food, reconneticing with old friends.

What disappoints you?
"Blessed be He who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed"

What sound do you love?
That's... um... Well... I can't say on the forum.

What sound do you hate?
Pain.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Being a teacher would probably be pretty swish. Actually being a professional writer would be awesome as well.

What profession would you not like to participate in?
Being a cat. Assassin. Professional Thief, anything that would require me to squirrel away to preserve my life.

[ghost_warlock]

gw's Questions of Duplicitous Intent

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1. Do you hold grudges? If so, for how long?

2. What's your favorite band/musician?

3. Do you like juice? If so, what is your favorite kind of juice. If not, what would you rather drink?

4. Which do you prefer, wool or cotton?

5. Have you ever owned a slinky?

6. If you could take on the mantle of an established comic-book character, which one would you choose? That is, if you could become Batman, Superman, Mysterio, Magneto, Nite Owl, etc., which would you want to become?

7. Which is your favorite meal of the day?

8. Do you eat a lot of snacks?

9. What is your favorite restaurant?

10. Who was the most recent person you talked to in person?

11. What was the last thing you said to that person?

12. Which of the following two words do you think makes a sentence creepier when added to the end: 'ladies' or 'hard'?

13. What do you think of when you read the word 'fishmember?'

14. Do you like haiku?

15. If you had a choice between zombies or aliens destroying humanity, which would you choose?

16. Sufficiently advanced aliens visit earth and say they'll change just one thing about you. It can be anything at all. What would you choose?

17. Do you think aliens from another planet ever actually visit Earth?

18. Do you prefer to control a project from beginning to end, always repair the same flaw in someone else's project, choose to leave well enough alone, or some other mode of creation I haven't figured out here?

19. You could build your dream house within five miles of your current home. What goes into it?

20. I give you a seed; you water it with your favorite bit of poetry. What sprouts from it?

[mangosta71]

Do you, in fact, have any cheese here at all?

Will you go quietly when they come for you?

What is your anti-zombie weapon of choice?

Are you running to something, or from something?

What's the magic word?

[Thanatos 51-50]

1. Do you hold grudges? If so, for how long?
Nope. I don't hold grudges. Things are slippery.

2. What's your favorite band/musician?
Asking me who my favourite band/musician is is like asking Ramona Flowers what her hair colour is. That said, currently it's Emilie Autmun.

3. Do you like juice? If so, what is your favorite kind of juice. If not, what would you rather drink?
MMMmmm, Cherry Limeade. I'll pour myself a glass as soon as I'm done here.

4. Which do you prefer, wool or cotton?
Wool is ITCHY!

5. Have you ever owned a slinky?
Good Sir, there is a metal slinky on my desk as I type. Its primary uses are holding my keys and helping me think when I'm writing.

6. If you could take on the mantle of an established comic-book character, which one would you choose? That is, if you could become Batman, Superman, Mysterio, Magneto, Nite Owl, etc., which would you want to become?
We've discussed this, non? Green Lantern. (Also Iron Man).

7. Which is your favorite meal of the day?
The delicious one.

8. Do you eat a lot of snacks?
Nope.

9. What is your favorite restaurant?
The one I'm at. (Which is, to say, none, currently)

10. Who was the most recent person you talked to in person?
My room-mate Kristen.

11. What was the last thing you said to that person?
"That's because it didn't. You probably had it on silent." (We were looking for her phone.)

12. Which of the following two words do you think makes a sentence creepier when added to the end: 'ladies' or 'hard'?
[oldspiceguyvoice]Ladies.[/oldspiceguyvoice]

13. What do you think of when you read the word 'fishmember?'
Austin Powers in: Goldmember

14. Do you like haiku?
Do I like Haiku?
Not particularly, no.
Not my cup of tea.

15. If you had a choice between zombies or aliens destroying humanity, which would you choose?
Aliens. I like to stick to the plausible.

16. Sufficiently advanced aliens visit earth and say they'll change just one thing about you. It can be anything at all. What would you choose?
The fact that I don't have the knowledge to perform such miracles myself without their intervention. (Wishing for More Wishes, for the win!)

17. Do you think aliens from another planet ever actually visit Earth?
It's possible, although I think the probability is minimal.

18. Do you prefer to control a project from beginning to end, always repair the same flaw in someone else's project, choose to leave well enough alone, or some other mode of creation I haven't figured out here?
I'M A HELPER!

19. You could build your dream house within five miles of your current home. What goes into it?
More distance.

20. I give you a seed; you water it with your favorite bit of poetry. What sprouts from it?
A human heart, weeping blood.

Do you, in fact, have any cheese here at all?
Let me check:
Yes. I also now have a can of orange soda. I'm too lazy to move stuff to get at the limeade.

Will you go quietly when they come for you?
But that precludes taking them with me!

What is your anti-zombie weapon of choice?
Let's see:
There's the Naginata:

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Or the Halbred:

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Are you running to something, or from something?
Oh, just for the exercise.

What's the magic word?
"Thirty-seven Minuets ago."