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    1977? What happened that year.

    If you could say a single event started the Renaissance, which event would it be?

    Have you ever played the Elder Scrolls games? If yes, which one is your favourite?

    What genre of books are your favourite?

    Do you read often?

    What was the last book you finished?

    What's your favourite book of all time?
    Steampunk GwynSkull by DR. BATH

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    You walk into a room willed with rats. What do you do?
    Do this all the time at work. What I do depends on why I'm there. I might put labels on the cages, or clip their ears in distinctive patterns so I can tell them apart, put them in a warmer for a few minutes and collect a little blood, fill needles with various chemicals and shove them down their throats, or put a few cages on a cart and wheel them to another room where I'll gas and dissect them.

    What about one filled with bugs?
    Come back with a lighter and a can of Raid.

    Snakes? Indiana Joneses?
    Lock them all in the same room.

    You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Mango?
    Because I'm a sick, evil ****.

    You, me, black market. We gonna do this or what?
    You even have to ask?

    Can I go ahead and call dibsies on you as my permanent teammate for Kubb?
    Everyone should have the pleasure of dodging my sticks at least once.

    Glittery unicorns or sparkly vampires?
    Better eating on a unicorn.

    Can you please take it a little easier with Cash n Guns LIVE this time? Please?
    Hey, I'm not the one that threw his knees out.

    Most winning thing you've seen/heard today?
    Other than a mirror? I watched Black Swan today...

    Charlie Sheen: Winning or not?
    He certainly seems to think so. And if he's mistaken, well, he would hardly be the only delusional idiot in the world.

    Bi-winning?
    MANIC-AWESOME

    Portal Kombat - what's your finishing move?
    One portal under my opponent's feet, other in front of a school bus full of kids.

    Do you, in fact, have any cheese here at all?
    Yes.

    Will you go quietly when they come for you?
    I'm taking as many of them with me as I can. They can be lifeguards when I'm doing swan dives into the lake of fire.

    What is your anti-zombie weapon of choice?
    Barrett .50 cal.

    Are you running to something, or from something?
    The Red Queen.

    What's the magic word?
    Avtomat Kalashnikova.

    What question would you like to be asked?
    Whatever comes to mind. Doesn't really matter as I'll just spew random nonsense at it.

    What traits do you look for in an ideal pet?
    Quiet, clean, small enough to fit in my lap.

    What is the square root of Pi?
    So irrational that *forum-inappropriate snark redacted*.

    What's your favorite OOTS strip?
    If I have to pick just one, when Belkar declares himself the sexy shoeless god of war.

    What's your favorite Erfworld strip?
    Near the beginning, when Parson convinces little tyrant dude that "tool" is a title of respect.

    How does your ITP persona relate to you in real life?
    I say the same sorts of things in RL conversation, so pretty well.

    Sadistic choice time! You must choose to save either the life of your most loved one or the lives of a large group of strangers. Which do you choose?
    That's easy. A bunch of faceless strangers are nothing to me.

    What is your favorite word?
    I wish I had occasion to use mokusatsu more often.

    What is your least favorite word?
    nukular

    What makes you enthusiastic?
    The odd individual.

    What disappoints you?
    People.

    What sound do you love?
    silence

    What sound do you hate?
    the tone-deaf shrieks that pass as singing for the average children's choir

    What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
    I've been told a number of times recently that I would do very well as a lawyer. The logic puzzles and wordplay might make that interesting...

    What profession would you not like to participate in?
    Anything that involves actively helping people that I don't know.

    How did you find GITP?
    My brother got me to read OotS.

    What's your favourite place in the real world?
    Probably my bedroom. Has my bed, my computer, my books and movies...

    And not in the real world?
    Omelas

    Favourite book?
    The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

    Favourite movie?
    Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    Favourite TV serie?
    The only thing I watch that's currently showing is Castle.

    How’s life at the moment?
    Not bad, I s'pose

    Favorite color?
    Dark green

    Favorite fruit?
    freshly cut pineapple

    Favorite ice cream?
    I'll go with a turtle pecan swirl right now.

    What is your theme song?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRmT7F_FI8E - from about 1:02 to 1:10 (the Blue Rook fanfare).

    What is your alignment?
    Pragmatic. In D&D terms, I test as chaotic evil with neutral evil tendencies. However, I'm the scary kind of chaotic - I'm actually smart enough to plan and not needlessly reckless.

    What is your Magic: The Gathering color?
    Black and Blue.

    What is the meaning of life?
    It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

    What are your thoughts on:
    Love?
    Typically characterized by a willingness to sacrifice for the benefit of another. Sounds good in theory.

    Friendship?
    Love without romantic interest.

    Freedom?
    Misunderstood and underappreciated by the vast majority of those who claim it.

    What is the color of your aura?
    Mottled dark gray with crimson streaks.

    What does your essence taste like?
    A fine wine, with a subtle hint of strawberry, and perhaps kiwi. After a few minutes, you'll notice warmth begin to spread throughout your body, making you thirst for more. An hour later, your entire digestive tract will feel aflame as the poison ravages your system.

    What’s your elemental affinity?
    Fire, with a secondary affinity for Earth.

    Who would you ask to the next Playground Prom, if we had one?
    If I could be bothered to go, I'd probably ask Shunty or Koorly.

    Are you part of any other online communities?
    Not really. *EDIT: Facebook, if that counts*

    How often do you clean out your PM box?
    When I get a warning that it's almost full, I'll prune old messages that are no longer relevant. Doesn't happen on a particular schedule.

    What fictional character do you most identify with?
    Probably Mat Cauthon.

    Socks: Yes or no?
    I work in a laboratory, where I am required by federal safety regulations to wear closed-toe shoes. I'm not wearing shoes without socks.

    Do you like being evil?
    It's not so bad.

    What can I do for you?
    Depends. Do you have a sister?

    Hug?
    Hmm... Very well. But I'm watching you. Can't trust those LG types.

    Why did you pick mangosta71 as your username?
    I picked up the nickname Mangosta about 10 years ago. The 71 appelation is part of a non-forum-appropriate joke.

    Why'd you pick what you did for your avatar?
    I'm wearing my Halloween costume in the best picture ever taken of me. I was dressed as a pirate - I've kept the costume and still break it out every once in a while, and my family and RL friends have run with it. Since mangosta translates to mongoose, a mongoose dressed as a pirate seemed appropriate.

    Is there anything about you that you think people should know that they won't get from just reading your posts?
    If so, what is it?
    I'm possibly even more frightening in person...

    What color(s) do you prefer to wear?
    I have a winter complexion, so I wear dark colors. Black, gray, green, and blue.

    What do you like to collect?
    Don't collect anything really, unless you count books, DVDs, and computer games.

    How many avatars do you have?
    My standard avatar, plus I had one made for cat-muffin week, and I have one of the generic clones from when we did that a year or so ago. So, 3 that I remember.

    Will you ever attend GenCon?
    Probably. The major difficulty I have is that I'd have to book a hotel room so far in advance, I don't know what my work schedule is going to look like when it rolls around.

    What type of chocolate do you prefer?
    Tossup between milk chocolate and 60% dark.

    What type and how many pets do you have?
    I have two cats.

    Do you enjoy watching the Weather Channel?
    My TV isn't connected to any sort of receiver. I use it to watch DVDs and that's it.

    1977? What happened that year.
    One of my brothers was conceived.

    If you could say a single event started the Renaissance, which event would it be?
    The most significant even that started the spread of new ways of thinking would probably be the invention of the printing press with movable type.

    Have you ever played the Elder Scrolls games? If yes, which one is your favourite?
    The only one I ever played was Oblivion. It was kind of neat, and I liked the customization, but the leveling process was so bassackwards... And I'm given to understand by other who have played the other games in the series that that particular feature is not unique to that game.

    What genre of books are your favourite?
    Fantasy/adventure and sci-fi.

    Do you read often?
    I do.

    What was the last book you finished?
    The Cat Who Walks Through Walls by Heinlein.

    What's your favourite book of all time?
    I've read a lot of books that I've enjoyed over the years, but I'm gonna give it to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
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    Mango is a dastardly irate unhinged scientist, for realz.
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    1. Do you hold grudges? If so, for how long?

    2. What's your favorite band/musician?

    3. Do you like juice? If so, what is your favorite kind of juice. If not, what would you rather drink?

    4. Which do you prefer, wool or cotton?

    5. Have you ever owned a slinky?

    6. If you could take on the mantle of an established comic-book character, which one would you choose? That is, if you could become Batman, Superman, Mysterio, Magneto, Nite Owl, etc., which would you want to become?

    7. Which is your favorite meal of the day?

    8. Do you eat a lot of snacks?

    9. What is your favorite restaurant?

    10. Who was the most recent person you talked to in person?

    11. What was the last thing you said to that person?

    12. Which of the following two words do you think makes a sentence creepier when added to the end: 'ladies' or 'hard'?

    13. What do you think of when you read the word 'fishmember?'

    14. Do you like haiku?

    15. If you had a choice between zombies or aliens destroying humanity, which would you choose?

    16. Sufficiently advanced aliens visit earth and say they'll change just one thing about you. It can be anything at all. What would you choose?

    17. Do you think aliens from another planet ever actually visit Earth?

    18. Do you prefer to control a project from beginning to end, always repair the same flaw in someone else's project, choose to leave well enough alone, or some other mode of creation I haven't figured out here?

    19. You could build your dream house within five miles of your current home. What goes into it?

    20. I give you a seed; you water it with your favorite bit of poetry. What sprouts from it?

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    1. Do you hold grudges? If so, for how long?
    Yeah, but usually only until I get bored of fantasizing about that person's demise in different horrific ways.

    2. What's your favorite band/musician?
    Pink Floyd

    3. Do you like juice? If so, what is your favorite kind of juice. If not, what would you rather drink?
    I drink a lot of apple juice.

    4. Which do you prefer, wool or cotton?
    Cotton is cooler, which is important where I live.

    5. Have you ever owned a slinky?
    A long, long time ago...

    6. If you could take on the mantle of an established comic-book character, which one would you choose? That is, if you could become Batman, Superman, Mysterio, Magneto, Nite Owl, etc., which would you want to become?
    Assuming I could stay in the real world where nobody knew I had the abilities? I see a lot of potential for fun with Mystique's power...

    7. Which is your favorite meal of the day?
    Dinner is the only time I ever get steak.

    8. Do you eat a lot of snacks?
    I do not.

    9. What is your favorite restaurant?
    I've been to far too many in my lifetime to pick one, and it depends on what I'm in the mood for anyway. The Mid-City Grill in JC is pretty tasty and is associated with good times in my memory. I ate at an amazing steakhouse (Texas Land and Cattle, or something like that) when I was in Dallas a couple weeks ago. The cheese biscuits at Red Lobster are awesome, even if the rest of the food isn't particularly noteworthy. Steak'n'Shake is always great, but I think they pulled out of my state a few years ago - haven't seen any around here since my college days.

    10. Who was the most recent person you talked to in person?
    I've slept since then.

    11. What was the last thing you said to that person?
    See previous answer.

    12. Which of the following two words do you think makes a sentence creepier when added to the end: 'ladies' or 'hard'?
    Hard

    13. What do you think of when you read the word 'fishmember?'
    the South Park episode with the gay fish joke

    14. Do you like haiku?
    It can be okay. When I write poetry I usually don't like to restrict my rhythm in such ways, though.

    15. If you had a choice between zombies or aliens destroying humanity, which would you choose?
    Zombies are probably less dangerous, but I might be able to wrangle a reward for selling out my species to the aliens...

    16. Sufficiently advanced aliens visit earth and say they'll change just one thing about you. It can be anything at all. What would you choose?
    I'm not omnipotent. This should be remedied.

    17. Do you think aliens from another planet ever actually visit Earth?
    I think if they did, they'd take one look at humanity and slaughter us all out of mercy, pity, and disgust.

    18. Do you prefer to control a project from beginning to end, always repair the same flaw in someone else's project, choose to leave well enough alone, or some other mode of creation I haven't figured out here?
    Hmm...of those three options, probably leave well enough alone. I'm not domineering enough to always insist on being in control, and I get frustrated when I'm constantly fixing the same bloody mistake.

    19. You could build your dream house within five miles of your current home. What goes into it?
    The water table around here is too high for me to build my dream home, since I would want to tunnel and build underground. At least one hot tub big enough for me to get into, state of the art kitchen and office, I suppose a nice theater for entertaining guests, and a security system that neutralizes unauthorized intruders.

    20. I give you a seed; you water it with your favorite bit of poetry. What sprouts from it?
    A wild almond tree.
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    Mango is a dastardly irate unhinged scientist, for realz.
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    Define "neutralizes unauthorized intruders"

    Do you procrastinate?

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    Define "neutralizes unauthorized intruders"
    Let's just say that a sign reading "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again." would not go amiss. Not that that's what it would actually do, of course - too much mess to be sure that it's cleaned up properly. There would be traps that make people disappear, though.

    Do you procrastinate?
    I put procrastinating off until later.
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    Mango is a dastardly irate unhinged scientist, for realz.
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    20. I give you a seed; you water it with your favorite bit of poetry. What sprouts from it?
    A wild almond tree.
    I should clarify. A wild almond tree silhouetted against the moon, with a single raven perched in the crest.
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    Mango is a dastardly irate unhinged scientist, for realz.
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    Who are you. Really?
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    Who are you. Really?
    I am noone to be trifled with. That is all you ever need know.
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    Mango is a dastardly irate unhinged scientist, for realz.
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    When drinking a glass of anything, if you find you have raised your pinky, do you put it back down?

    Iconic fictional character favorite that you would most like to kill?

    How many more roads trips before you just flat out decide to move here?

    Do you wish that my post from this morning hadn't been deleted?

    Given that the universer is infinite, and that time is also infinite... would you like a ham and cheese brabble?
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    When drinking a glass of anything, if you find you have raised your pinky, do you put it back down?
    I have never noticed my pinky being raised unless I did it intentionally...

    Iconic fictional character favorite that you would most like to kill?
    So many to choose from... I have actually killed Drizzt (and all his Icewind Dale trilogy companions) in playthroughs of BG2. I'd love to kill Superman. To quote the assassin from Diablo 2, "What I kill stays dead."

    How many more roads trips before you just flat out decide to move here?
    I'd do it now if I had a job there that's better than the one I have now.

    Do you wish that my post from this morning hadn't been deleted?
    Maybe? How did it compare to this one?

    Given that the universer is infinite, and that time is also infinite... would you like a ham and cheese brabble?
    I am uncertain what a brabble is. However, ham and cheese are a tasty combination (especially if the cheese is a sharp cheddar), so sure.
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    Mango is a dastardly irate unhinged scientist, for realz.
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    I hope you had fun, mangosta, and hopefully you didn't end up poisoning too many members of the audience. It's once again time to begin a new interview, though, so please be sure to grab a copy of the home game on your way out.

    Ghost gestures towards the mirrors at the back.

    Without further delay, let me introduce our next guest, Dogmantra!

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    1. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? If so, who?

    2. What is one thing about yourself you're the most proud of?

    3. Roses or orchids?

    4. What sustains you, keeps you going every day?

    5. How did you get to be so awesome?

    6. Where were you ten years ago, and what do you know now that you wish you knew back then?

    7. If the human race vanished tomorrow, leaving only you and one other person to keep you company, who would you want that person to be?

    8. Who is one person who died before you were born that you'd most like to speak with?

    9. When your life comes to an end, how do you want to be remembered/what do you want to be remembered for?

    10. Ga! These questions have taken a turn for the depressing! Quick, what is your favorite lolcat!? (Bonus cookies for posting a pic.)

    11. What super-power would you want to use to stop Godzilla if he was attacking where you live?

    12. Beards or babies?

    13. Have you ever made up a word? If so, what is that word and what is its definition?

    14. Define the following word: whiloplenulent?

    15. What's an old-fashioned song or short schmaltzy bit of poetry that's stuck in your head?

    16. Favorite mythological monster?

    17. Enough of this! I am your arch-nemesis! Where will we fight our final, climactic battle?

    18. In #17, above, did you defeat me? If so, how?

    19. Do you prefer the silly questions or the serious ones?

    20. Why did you decide to submit yourself to these torturous, probing questions?

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    What is your Mantra?


    How come you chose one that is Dog specific?


    What is your favourite subject?


    Whom would be your favourite subject if you could have any?

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    Why have you not declared your intention to attend the UK Meetup this summer?
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    YES. THERE ALWAYS IS."

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    Is your name based off of the words "Dog" and "Mantra", "Dogma" and "Mantra" or something totally different?
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    What question would you like to be asked?
    What traits do you look for in an ideal pet?
    What is the square root of Pi?
    What's your favorite OOTS strip?
    What's your favorite Erfworld strip?
    How does your ITP persona relate to you in real life?
    Sadistic choice time! You must choose to save either the life of your most loved one or the lives of a large group of strangers. Which do you choose?
    What is your favorite word?
    What is your least favorite word?
    What makes you enthusiastic?
    What disappoints you?
    What sound do you love?
    What sound do you hate?
    What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
    What profession would you not like to participate in?
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    If you were a rich man, what would you buy me?

    Do you feel pretty? Oh so pretty? Do you feel pretty and witty and gay? And do you pity any girl who is not you today?
    I use black for sarcasm.


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    1. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? If so, who?
    Never a "crush" crush. If you know what I mean. I've thought multiple fictional characters were attractive but I think everyone probably has.

    2. What is one thing about yourself you're the most proud of?
    Either the fact that I can make people laugh quite easily, and I can "be myself" while doing so, or the fact that I share a birthday with John Linnell

    3. Roses or orchids?
    Not much of a flower person but I suppose roses?

    4. What sustains you, keeps you going every day?
    Various things, but I will be incredibly sappy and say my friends :)

    5. How did you get to be so awesome?
    I wrestled a unicorn.

    6. Where were you ten years ago, and what do you know now that you wish you knew back then?
    Gosh, I was about seven ten years ago. I wish I'd known... um, not to take drama for GCSE.

    7. If the human race vanished tomorrow, leaving only you and one other person to keep you company, who would you want that person to be?
    Oh good lord. I suppose I'll have to say my best friend Giles.

    8. Who is one person who died before you were born that you'd most like to speak with?
    Dang, I can't say Douglas Adams because he died after I was born but before I knew who he was. Along that vein though, I'd go for Wodehouse. It'd be damn interesting to talk to any hugely successful writer.

    9. When your life comes to an end, how do you want to be remembered/what do you want to be remembered for?
    "Here lies Dogmantra
    He was a dude with opinions.
    He did some stuff.
    Sometimes we didn't agree with it,
    But damn he did it with class."

    Alternatively, being the guy who always ends up putting commas before and and but.

    10. Ga! These questions have taken a turn for the depressing! Quick, what is your favorite lolcat!? (Bonus cookies for posting a pic.)
    Pretty sure I'm not making this one up, but there was one with a monocle, basically saying how lolcats are silly. It was ironical you see.

    11. What super-power would you want to use to stop Godzilla if he was attacking where you live?
    Super friendship!
    Oh come on. It's pretty much the only superpower that would actually be useful beyond watching attractive people get changed. And if it came down to it you could probably manage that with super friendship instead of invisibility.

    12. Beards or babies?
    So, funny story, I misread this as "beards on babies?" and I have to say that would be absolutely terrifying. As for the actual non-disturbing question, probably beards. Babies are just a little bit... I'm not a baby person. I imagine if I ended up having one of my own I'd be all BABIES WHOO but until then, that's my story and I'm sticking with it.

    13. Have you ever made up a word? If so, what is that word and what is its definition?
    I've always thought quiphoid would make a brilliant word, to the extent that when I first saw those letters available in a game of Countdown I wondered if it wasn't actually a real word already. I never settled on a definition.

    I also popularised use of the word "neeb" to mean "one who is neeby". It's tough to describe what makes a neeb a neeb rather than a noob or a nub or a just plain newbie, but if I had to try I'd say it's a little like neglasia.
    (IN JOKES IN JOKES)

    I also coined a smiley
    @D
    It is the "I cannot type today" face. Made when I am rushing and trying to type :D on instant messengers, but I keep going one key too far and getting an @ rather than a :
    (NOTE: UK keyboards have shift + ' as the @ sign, with " relegated to shift + 2, I'm not THAT awful at typing)

    14. Define the following word: whiloplenulent?
    A whodunnit choose your own adventure book where all the suspects are either abstract concepts or the reader's own mother.

    And everyone is actually a ghost in the future.

    15. What's an old-fashioned song or short schmaltzy bit of poetry that's stuck in your head?
    I don't have any songs or poetry going through my head at the moment, and if I do it's generally They Might Be Giants, which probably doesn't quite count as old-fashioned enough
    (FUN NOTE: I mis-typed the old in old-fashioned as "olf" three four times writing this, including twice in this fun and informative note. I wish this was something that has only happened to me this one time but it ALWAYS happens when I want to talk about old-fashioned things, which admittedly isn't very often)

    16. Favorite mythological monster?
    Can't beat dragons.

    17. Enough of this! I am your arch-nemesis! Where will we fight our final, climactic battle?
    We will fight in a quite plain disused classroom.

    18. In #17, above, did you defeat me? If so, how?
    I used all of my fast reactions, wits, intellect and just plain good looks to best you by calling "snap!" faster.

    19. Do you prefer the silly questions or the serious ones?
    I'm down with either. I like the silly ones because they let me be silly and I like the serious ones because they don't let me be silly but I do it anyway.

    20. Why did you decide to submit yourself to these torturous, probing questions?
    It lets me procrastinate from all the things I'm procrastinating on coming up with to do.


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    If you're not being swell, you can go to heck.

    How come you chose one that is Dog specific?
    Funny story, I didn't! See below for more answers! :O

    What is your favourite subject?
    If we're being boring and doing school subjects, probably mathematics or English. If we're being froody and doing any subject available to think or talk about, my favourite is normally nonsensical things like being a neeb. See above.

    Whom would be your favourite subject if you could have any?
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    Why have you not declared your intention to attend the UK Meetup this summer?
    Overprotective parents and being unable to play the "I'm an adult and I'll cry if I want to" card quite yet. I might, MIGHT be able to do so next year.

    Is your name based off of the words "Dog" and "Mantra", "Dogma" and "Mantra" or something totally different?
    Dogman and tra. It's a boring story about my typing "Dogman" then hitting the keyboard. I've actually had rather a few people ask me whether it's a portmanteau of Dogma and Mantra (I think the first was our good Dread Cthulhu/Yosaff) and I liked that explanation better than the truth because it makes me seem like the sort of sophisticated person that knew what the heck a dogma or a mantra even was when I came up with the word at the ripe old age of about ten. I then decided to apply fictional devices to my own life and retconned the origin of my name to make me look like I thought this out beyond "hey that's catchy and not taken everywhere I go" so yes, it is a portmanteau of Dogma and Mantra.

    I probably shouldn't be telling people the real origin of the name if I've retconned it to be the dogma/mantra thing, but that's just how I roll.

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    What question would you like to be asked?
    I don't know, I'd rather be surprised by the questions, though I'd not mind being asked what made my day recently so I can tell the story of how I came to high five a stranger in the middle of a bookshop. Okay, I would probably mind that question because the preceding sentence was pretty much the only interesting thing about that story.

    What traits do you look for in an ideal pet?
    They generally have to be a cat. Other than that I'm not hugely picky.

    What is the square root of Pi?
    It's a number.
    √π
    There you go, fancy notation courtesy of CopyPasteCharacter (I hope those guys start freaking paying me I've given them so much advertising )

    What's your favorite OOTS strip?
    Number 445
    Somehow Rich managed to make it hilarious and strangely touching at the same time.

    What's your favorite Erfworld strip?
    Last page of book one, I stopped following after that because I never really got into it, but I did enjoy the ending to book one. That's me, a sucker for endings.

    How does your ITP persona relate to you in real life?
    I never speak in ALL CAPS or in all lower case (well actually I never type in all lower case, I will always capitalise or avoid the word I if I am trying to do my all typing in lower case thing I do sometimes). I also tend to seem more thought out online, or at least you don't have to wait ten minutes for the second half of a sentence. I do that a lot in real life, the conversation will have moved on, and I'll finish a thought out of nowhere. I also tend to be just a tiny bit more deliberately weird offline.

    Sadistic choice time! You must choose to save either the life of your most loved one or the lives of a large group of strangers. Which do you choose?
    I have no idea. I'd probably end up saving the life of my most loved one.

    What is your favorite word?
    neeb (it's so useful!)
    defenestrate (those wacky people who made up English why did they need a word for THAT)
    kibitz (come on, just look at it)

    What is your least favorite word?
    receive
    guarantee
    I can just never spell them right first try unless I'm thinking really hard. It's like they're the only two words in the world that evade my memory when it comes to spelling.

    What makes you enthusiastic?
    Fun music makes me enthusiastic. The kind that you can sing along to despite the fact it's the theme that plays in Sonic Adventure when you pick up the shoes that make you move really fast and doesn't actually have any words. The kind that makes you do silly dances in your chair that faces away from the door so that when you're wearing headphones and listening to it you look like you're mad, but in a good way.

    What disappoints you?
    That people are so dang negative. It's just a game. Probably.

    What sound do you love?
    The voices of:
    Nano
    Tony Slattery
    Johns Flansburgh and Linnell
    in pretty much that order.

    What sound do you hate?
    It's rather cliché to say it, but I hate silence. I'd rather have a soundtrack to everything.

    What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
    I would like to try to be a published writer.

    What profession would you not like to participate in?
    People who have to lick the toilets clean, those guys definitely exist and they just do NOT get enough job perks.


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    What color(s) do you prefer to wear?
    Darker colours that aren't black, I really dislike light coloured clothing, I think it makes me look terrible.

    What do you like to collect?
    I have a shelf full of various dog, well, ornaments I suppose you'd call them.

    How many avatars do you have?
    Other than blatant retries and different sized versions of the same thing I count about fifty that I made, and about fifteen made by other people, my favourites (of those I made) being this:
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    and this:


    Will you ever attend GenCon?
    Very unlikely

    What type of chocolate do you prefer?
    Fruit and nut.

    What type and how many pets do you have?
    Currently two pets, a very classy cat named Pirate and an annoyance in the form of a dog.

    Do you enjoy watching the Weather Channel?
    I do not watch the weather channel, I especially do not watch it secretly at night with binoculars what are you talking about.


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    If you were a rich man, what would you buy me?
    A pet hamster and a large glass of something that's supposed to be alcoholic but isn't.

    Do you feel pretty? Oh so pretty? Do you feel pretty and witty and gay? And do you pity any girl who is not you today?
    I feel pretty, I always feel pretty, I feel pretty and witty and also gay.
    I do not, however pity any girl who is not me today because I've tried being me, I have a lot of practice at it, and it's still dang tough stuff.
    BANG → !
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    Do you, in fact, have any cheese here at all?

    Will you go quietly when they come for you?

    What is your anti-zombie weapon of choice?

    Are you running to something, or from something?

    What's the magic word?
    Delightfully abrasive in more ways than one
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    I think Krade is protesting the use of the word mad in in the phrase mad scientist as it promotes ambiguity. Are they angry? Are they crazy? Some of both? Not to mention, it also often connotates some degree of evilness. In the future we should be more careful to use proper classification.

    Mango is a dastardly irate unhinged scientist, for realz.
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    What's your dogma?

    Have you written a book?

    Why a half-orc?

    Do you suppose you could be less awesome?

    If you could only save one person besides yourself, who would it be?

    Which subforum would you most prefer to be trapped in?

    Haven't I seen you here before?

    Who are you on the inside?

    How about the outside?
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    How come your avatar's always a half-orc? (Or at least all the ones I've seen )

    Is there anything about you that you think people should know that they won't get from just reading your posts?
    If so, what is it?
    Knowledge is power.
    Power corrupts.
    Study hard.
    Be evil.

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    Where you been man? Hardly seen your around the RB ever!!
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    How’s life at the moment?

    Favorite color?

    Favorite fruit?

    Favorite ice cream?

    What is your theme song?

    What is your alignment?

    What is your Magic: The Gathering color?

    What is the meaning of life?

    What are your thoughts on:

    Love?
    Friendship?
    Freedom?

    What is the color of your aura?

    What does your essence taste like?

    What’s your elemental affinity?

    Who would you ask to the next Playground Prom, if we had one?

    Are you part of any other online communities?

    How often do you clean out your PM box?

    What fictional character do you most identify with?

    Socks: Yes or no?

    How's your relationship with Lix?

    Blue Ghost, Lawful Good generalist wizard, at your service.
    Love wins. S'agapo.

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    If you could have any one superpower, as long as it couldn't be used to fight crime or solve major world problems, what would it be?
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    Do you, in fact, have any cheese here at all?
    There was some delicious smoked cheese in the fridge and I was just going to go and get some and then it turns out someone ate it. I do have ice cream now though.

    ALTERNATE ANSWER: No, but I do have a mattre-AND DID THOSE FEET IN ANCIENT TIMES

    Will you go quietly when they come for you?
    I will go kicking, screaming and very very reluctantly.

    What is your anti-zombie weapon of choice?
    My mind. Zombies are stupid, right? I just convince them to become vegetarians. SIMPLE.

    Are you running to something, or from something?
    I'm on the floor panting.

    What's the magic word?
    Please.


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    What's your dogma?
    See above in Cap'm Happy's answers. "Be swell or go to heck".
    Alternatively I go by the three Rs, respect, reliability and good spelling.

    Have you written a book?
    Sort of. I did NaNoWriMo in 2009, but I've not got around to making it not awful.

    Why a half-orc?
    Why not? Half orcs are cute.

    Do you suppose you could be less awesome?
    I could try if you'd like, but that would go against the whole not forgetting to be awesome thing that I've got going on right now.

    If you could only save one person besides yourself, who would it be?
    I really really don't know, I suppose my friend Giles who's totally awesome.

    Which subforum would you most prefer to be trapped in?
    Gaming (Other) because that's where Faulty hangs out and we could pass the time with RAGEGUMENTS which are like arguments but FOOL OF DELICIOUS RAGE.

    Haven't I seen you here before?
    Yes you have seen me. You have seen me watching you from afar.

    Who are you on the inside?
    A pile of organs.

    How about the outside?
    A reasonably attractive person with hair that multiple people would like to stroke.


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    How come your avatar's always a half-orc? (Or at least all the ones I've seen )
    Why not, half orcs are cute?
    (actually funny story I was drawing my second avatar ever and I was going to make a half orc barbarian but then I just gave it a tie and glasses, it looked awful but I liked it; over time this evolved into the avatar I have today)

    Is there anything about you that you think people should know that they won't get from just reading your posts?
    If so, what is it?

    I'm actually a really nice guy
    HAR HAR HAR


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    Where you been man? Hardly seen your around the RB ever!!
    A few people bothered me and I wasn't having fun in the thread anymore so I gave up reading it.


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    How’s life at the moment?
    Decent.

    Favorite color?
    Purple

    Favorite fruit?
    Strawberries

    Favorite ice cream?
    This delicious clotted cream and honeycomb ice cream that we're almost out of.

    What is your theme song?
    I remember working this out at one point but I forget because there were so many series and stuff that I forget.

    What is your alignment?
    Northwesterly? (probably NG)

    What is your Magic: The Gathering color?
    Blue

    What is the meaning of life?
    The state that separates living organisms from those classified as nonliving. Signs include respiration, excretement, movement, and more.

    What are your thoughts on:

    Love?
    Friendship?
    Freedom?

    They're all pretty cool things that we could probably do with more of. I have no really profound stuff to say about 'em.

    What is the color of your aura?
    Probably pinky purple?

    What does your essence taste like?
    Like chocolate brownies, but different.

    What’s your elemental affinity?
    Most likely something boring like air or water.
    Or if you want to be all "eastern" probably metal.

    Who would you ask to the next Playground Prom, if we had one?
    I would ask myself because I am clearly the most attractive person and it is impossible for me to stand me up.

    Are you part of any other online communities?
    I was a mod on the UESP forums for a while but then it all went to heck in a handbasket. Other than GitP there's a tiny tiny forum for the awesome game Gotcha Force, but I hardly post there.
    And I'm one of the most prolific posters.

    How often do you clean out your PM box?
    Generally whenever it gets above 90% because I mistake the "YOUR PM BOX IS 90%+ FULL" warning as a new message all the time. It's actually at 98% now though.

    What fictional character do you most identify with?
    I'd love to say Arthur Dent, but I'm more Ford Prefect than Arthur Dent. Even then I don't really identify with either of them. I really don't know, I don't remember ever seeing a character and being like "I feel ya man".

    Socks: Yes or no?
    Absolutely not, hate the blasted things

    How's your relationship with Lix?
    we haven't spoken in a while and I'm kind of afraid she doesn't want to talk to me anymore and this is the first I've said about it because every time I get up the courage to say something to her I get distracted :S


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    If you could have any one superpower, as long as it couldn't be used to fight crime or solve major world problems, what would it be?
    Super friendship powers! It would be the power of making friends really well.
    BANG → !
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    Do you want to talk to Lix again?

    Do you want me to assist you in doing so? (Like by mentioning you to her?)

    "Glue Bhost"?

    I love you?
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    1977?

    What question should I ask the next person in this thread? I'm running out of ideaaaas!

    Is not the name Solzhenitsyn one of the best names ever? Also, Aleksandr is a damn good spelling of a good name.

    James. Would you name your son James?

    If you woke up in Antarctica, and looked clockwise, who's the person who's no less than 10 metres away from you?
    Steampunk GwynSkull by DR. BATH

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    Good sir,

    Have you engaged in drag activities?

    What is your favourite hat?

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    Do you want to talk to Lix again?
    See below

    Do you want me to assist you in doing so? (Like by mentioning you to her?)
    That would be nice

    "Glue Bhost"?
    I like spoonerisms, what can I say?
    Although I suppose spoonerisms more often involve actual words.

    I love you?

    That's not a question but okay thanks that's very nice :)


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    1977?
    Christmas Day happened in 1977. It was not unique to '77 but that's not technically what you asked.

    What question should I ask the next person in this thread? I'm running out of ideaaaas!
    You should ask them if they were born as the opposite sex if they know what their parents would have named them. I would have been Cressida.

    Is not the name Solzhenitsyn one of the best names ever? Also, Aleksandr is a damn good spelling of a good name.
    I disagree with your first assertion but find it tough to do so with the latter.

    James. Would you name your son James?
    I would probably name him Nathaniel but James is a nice enough name.

    If you woke up in Antarctica, and looked clockwise, who's the person who's no less than 10 metres away from you?
    Myself. I would not hesitate to say that I have never been more than ten metres away from myself.


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    Good sir,

    Have you engaged in drag activities?
    In an amusing twist of wordplay I don't have the balls to buy any and don't have any froody female friends within reach who would lend me some.

    What is your favourite hat?
    A hat that makes your head look like a mushroom from the Super Mario games.
    BANG → !
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