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Thread: Binders are just hipster clerics
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2011-05-03, 07:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-05-03, 07:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-05-03, 08:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Binders are just hipster clerics
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2011-05-03, 08:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Binders are just hipster clerics
Guitars are too mainstream. It should be replaced with [Perform:
Lute,Mandolin,Sitar,Oud Check]
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2011-05-04, 06:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Binders are just hipster clerics
I liked this thread when it was a spontaneous bohemian outpouring. Now that you are trying to make the song work, it's like you sold out, and went all mainstream.
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2011-05-04, 02:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-05-04, 02:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Binders are just hipster clerics
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2011-05-04, 08:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Binders are just hipster clerics
Awesome thread
Why
Little high, little low,
Surely
Rollin' high, rollin' low,π = 4
Consider a 5' radius blast: this affects 4 squares which have a circumference of 40' — Actually it's worse than that.
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2011-05-05, 02:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Binders are just hipster clerics
Bohemian//Hipster:
I was into Germany, like, before it was Germany. But Germany, like, Germany became a regular mainstream kind of country. I'm not into Germany any more. I'm into another state, naah, its not one you would have heard of.π = 4
Consider a 5' radius blast: this affects 4 squares which have a circumference of 40' — Actually it's worse than that.
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2011-05-05, 03:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Binders are just hipster clerics
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Took 8d6 in a landslide...
No Plane Shift from reality...
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see!
I'm just a VoP Monk, I need no sympathy...
'Cause I'm easy come, easy go.
rollin' high, rollin' low,
Any way the Gust of Wind blows, <- Still seems too long. Im considering a control weather or other reference to shorten it up some.
Doesn't really matter to me. To me...
Mama, just Coup-de-Grace'd a man
Put a crossbow to his head,
Failed his Fort save, now he's dead.
Mama, CharGen had just begun...
Throw away my sheet at level 1! <---Doesn't entirely flow instead of "now I've gone and thrown it all away". It's a decent alternate flow, but I'd prefer to keep the original flow of the song.
Mama oOoh, Didn't mean to cast that die,
Natural 1, I won't be adventurin' tomorrow!
Carry on! Carry on, cause this PC didn't matter.
Too late, my init has come...
Shivering Touch rolls down my spine,
Dex damage aching all the time.
Mama, the game had just begun. <- I feel like this matches the tempo of the previous verse. Doesn't really fit here. The original line is "Goodbye everybody, I've got to go". I think we need an additional line or something.
But now I've gone and thrown my books away.
I don't wanna die, I sometimes wish I'd never rolled stats at all!
I see a little silhouetto of a mage!
Saving throw! Saving throw! What is your Fortitude!?
Fireballs and lightning! Fear is very fright'ning to me!
Gary Gygax (Gary Gygax) Gary Gygax (Gary Gygax) Gary Gygax wrote em all! He wrote them aah-ah-ah-all.
I'm just a VoP Monk, nobody loves me.
He's just a VoP Monk, from a lawful family!
Spare his HP from this monstrosity!
Easy save, easy hit, will you let me roll?
Saving throw: NONE! We will not let you roll.
(Spell Resistance)
Saving throw: NONE! We will not let you roll.
(Spell Resistance)
Will not let you roll!
(Spell Resist)
Will not let you roll!
(Penetratio-o-o-on!)
Roll! Roll! Roll! Roll! Roll! Roll! Roll!
Oh Bahamut! Oh Bahamut! Oh Bahamut, let me roll!
Asmodeus has a Pit Fiend set aside for me!
For me! For ME!
[Perform: Guitar, Solo DC: 24]
So you think you can stop me with that No-Save-Just-Die!?
So you beat my resistance by rolling real high!?
Oh baby, party got me res'd baby!
Just gotta port out, gonna teleport outta here!
This campaign's really ending, Tier 1's ruining my day...
This campaign's really ending,
This campaign really ends in...TPK
Cause that's the way the dice roll...
Aright, few minor changes to incorporate other suggestions and attempt to keep it close to the original music without getting wordy. Got a coupla points I'd like suggestions on, though.
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2011-05-05, 03:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Binders are just hipster clerics
I was making noncontributing comments about how awesome threads are before that got all popular.
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2011-05-05, 04:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Binders are just hipster clerics
And if a gust of Wind blows,
Doesn't really matter to me, to me.Resident Vancian Apologist
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2011-05-05, 04:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Binders are just hipster clerics
Anyway the die rolls
Doesn't really matter to me, to me
I don't like sticking to the first suggested line. It's too mainstream.Last edited by Geigan; 2011-05-05 at 04:34 PM.
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2011-05-05, 05:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-05-05, 05:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-05-05, 05:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-05-05, 06:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Binders are just hipster clerics
*note: not all advice by this poster is meant to be taken seriously.
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2011-05-05, 06:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-05-05, 06:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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*note: not all advice by this poster is meant to be taken seriously.
Warlock/Swordsage avatar by yldenfrei
optimization is like salt. a pinch here and there can't hurt, but too much will spoil everything.
I have salty tastes.
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2011-05-05, 07:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Binders are just hipster clerics
π = 4
Consider a 5' radius blast: this affects 4 squares which have a circumference of 40' — Actually it's worse than that.
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2011-05-05, 07:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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How do you even worship a dead god? isn’t that the same as worshiping a god that doesn’t exist?
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2011-05-05, 07:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-05-05, 07:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Binders are just hipster clerics
Now a gust of wind blows
scans like the originalπ = 4
Consider a 5' radius blast: this affects 4 squares which have a circumference of 40' — Actually it's worse than that.
Completely Dysfunctional Handbook
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2011-05-05, 08:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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