Gwyn's Gloriously Green Garrumphing Garter of Garrulous Gabble! Random Banter #162

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

Previously the "It's Gwyn's Birthday" Random Banter #162 Thread!

Aaaawwwlriiiight! Let's get this party GOING!
Heh, going looks like it should be a silly sound effect.
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Can I get some BOOOGIIIEEE from y'all here today! Yeeeaaaah!



Edit: Also, it's my Birthday. So, until the end of today, I am renaming this thread: The 'It's Gwyn's Birthday' Random Banter # 162 Thread!

[LaZodiac]

No. I'm going to dance, not boogie.

*dances*

[HalfTangible]

Dancing suuuuucks... Displaying my own inadequacy is quite simple without hitting everyone around me.

EDIT: I nearly had the first post... and then Lala was there...

[AtlanteanTroll]

*Stands around awkwardly in the back corner, drinking alone*

Ahhh, ok. Since I don't know what Peine forte et dure is, I didn't mean that. What IS that, by the way?

Death by crushing.

[LaZodiac]

Sorry Half-tan, I'm a sneaky sneaky. My jacket gives me +15 stealth.

And ahhh, ok. Thanks Atlantean.

[WarKitty]

*twirls*

I'm hoping to be able to visit a goth club one of these nights soon. Need to come up with a good excuse to be out in philly that late though.

[LaZodiac]

Couldn't your excuse be you want to go to a goth club?

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

Guys, guys, guys! Y'do know that dancing is awesome.

[AtlanteanTroll]

Guys, guys, guys! Y'do know that dancing is awesome.

Only if you can do it like this.

[WarKitty]

Couldn't your excuse be you want to go to a goth club?

My parents are still firmly believers in "goth is evil" and "clubs are evil." While I technically could go without their permission, I would rather not have to deal with the fight.

[LaZodiac]

Ahhh. You could jut say you are going to a social gathering of like minded individuals. Or like, say you're going to a cafe.

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

Temporary thread rename.

Why?

Because it's my birthday.

Best.
Birthday.
Gift.
Ever.

[CurlyKitGirl]

We have a request for dancing.
So let's

*BOOGIE!*

Reposted from the last thread:

PURSUE YOUR DREAMS KOORLY!!

I am.

I think I know what you mean, but on the off chance I don't, do you, or do you not still read OOTS?

Of course I do; it's a very good webcomic.

I will now repeat myself, "PURSUE YOUR DREAMS KOORLY!!"

*bops to*

*drops off completely random post-shopping squee since she doesn't know where else to put it and runs off to fit her new petticoat*

*envy*
That's so very fantastic. If I were the type to wear feminine things like that I'd so buy a petticoat too, poofy skirts are great.

I shall see Baking Brother in an hour and ask him.

Was Baking Brother the originator of "what are your opinions?"

We probs should get Baking Brother on here.

*waves to Cŵrli*

We should get the Baking Boy on here. I like him, then again, I liked everyone I met at the party. And he was the creator of that question too. He has good taste.
And a new nickname! Yay!

Now to go watch me some Classic Who.

[HalfTangible]

Sorry Half-tan, I'm a sneaky sneaky. My jacket gives me +15 stealth.

And ahhh, ok. Thanks Atlantean.

*pounce*

Well my blindfold gives me +99 Speed. And my floating eyedolls give me my sight stats.

Now for the barbecue sauce...

[LaZodiac]

*pounce*

Well my blindfold gives me +99 Speed. And my floating eyedolls give me my sight stats.

Now for the barbecue sauce...

Ah, but do your eyes allow you to turn other people into puppets temporarly so you can control them?

[HalfTangible]

Ah, but do your eyes allow you to turn other people into puppets temporarly so you can control them?

That's what the scarf is for. *ties around your waist* Now gimme the clothes jacket! I shall be UNSTOPPABLE!

[AtlanteanTroll]

Temporary thread rename.

Why?

Because it's my birthday.

Best.
Birthday.
Gift.
Ever.

Or, you know, a car. But totally the best internet gift ever, yes ... And you reminded me it's my oldest (not best) friend's birthday. Thanks ...

[WarKitty]

Ahhh. You could jut say you are going to a social gathering of like minded individuals. Or like, say you're going to a cafe.

It's mostly that I would be out very late into the evening. I can't come up with anything that would keep me out till 2 or 3 in the morning and not trigger the lecture about Young Ladies Being Out By Themselves At Night.

Temporary thread rename.

Why?

Because it's my birthday.

Best.
Birthday.
Gift.
Ever.

Happy birthday! *extra-special birthday dance*

[LaZodiac]

Week. Thankfully I have the ultimate weapon againest eye tech.

Open, gate of the Leo! Ridiculous bishi sparkles turned into radiant damage!

I love Fairy Tale, if you couldn't tell.

[AtlanteanTroll]

*extra-special birthday dance*

Must. Keep. A. Straight. Face.

Yeah, I'm immature. Sue me.

[HalfTangible]

Week. Thankfully I have the ultimate weapon againest eye tech.

Open, gate of the Leo! Ridiculous bishi sparkles turned into radiant damage!

I love Fairy Tale, if you couldn't tell.

Good thing it's not eyetech then.

...

Man this jacket is comfy... *hug* thanks, mind-slave... but why does it smell like baby oil?

...

Oh god... WHERE'S DONUT?! I like RvB =D

[AtlanteanTroll]

I love Fairy Tale, if you couldn't tell.

*shakes head*

GO READ THE ONE PIECE!!

[LaZodiac]

Good thing it's not eyetech then.

...

Man this jacket is comfy... *hug* thanks, mind-slave... but why does it smell like baby oil?

...

Oh god... WHERE'S DONUT?! I like RvB =D

I don't know what you're talking about. Acronym's confuse me =D

Also, in all seriousness, the jacket in my avatar was the best damn jacket ever.

And I have Atlantean, all of it.

[WarKitty]

Must. Keep. A. Straight. Face.

Yeah, I'm immature. Sue me.

Oddly, so are most adults that I know.

[AtlanteanTroll]

And I have Atlantean, all of it.

Good. Weren't you telling me to read some Seinen manga earlier? I don't remember. My friend just got me on Gantz. So ... So ... So ...

Oddly, so are most adults that I know.

I'm not an adult. Not by a long shot.

[HalfTangible]

I don't know what you're talking about. Acronym's confuse me =D

Also, in all seriousness, the jacket in my avatar was the best damn jacket ever.

And I have Atlantean, all of it.

And I don't understand why you didn't shoot me when i gave you a hug But that's life. It's confusing as crap.

[LaZodiac]

Good. Weren't you telling me to read some Seinen manga earlier? I don't remember. My friend just got me on Gantz. So ... So ... So ...

I read Seinan and Shounen. Right now I'm keeping up with One Peice, Bobobo, Gantz, Fairy Tail, Beelzebub, Liar Game, Steel Ball Run, Jojolion, Toriko, Soul Eater, Soul Eater NOT!, Billy Bat, and Berserk.

And I don't understand why you didn't shoot me when i gave you a hug But that's life. It's confusing as crap.

I LIKE hugs. I WANT hugs. So I'm not going to shoot you for that also what is RvB?

[HalfTangible]

I LIKE hugs. I WANT hugs. So I'm not going to shoot you for that also what is RvB?

And the pouncing? The jacket stealing? The clothes joke?

RvB - Red vs Blue. Halo 1-Reach Machinima by Rooster Teeth.

[WarKitty]

I'm not an adult. Not by a long shot.

I seem to recall that. I just find it curious that certain things labeled immature are rather common traits of those considered adults.

[AtlanteanTroll]

I read Seinan and Shounen. Right now I'm keeping up with One Peice, Bobobo, Gantz, Fairy Tail, Beelzebub, Liar Game, Steel Ball Run, Jojolion, Toriko, Soul Eater, Soul Eater NOT!, Billy Bat, and Berserk.

You read more manga then I do, especially more Seinen.

I'm keeping up with Bakuman, Naruto (DON'T LAUGH), One Piece, and Gantz. I've finished Hikaru No Go, YuYuHakusho and Shaman King and Drago Ball (and Z). I need to catch up on Toriko, Ultimo (so confusing), and Akira.

I also want to start Berserk, but not till I'm all the way up on Gantz.