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    Quote Originally Posted by Metahuman1 View Post
    2118: Unless he then becomes the replacement for that Deity who was being Corrupted by some other Deity/Over-deity/Cosmic force to evil.
    2119: not to to corrupt my paladin's own god so that he can upsurp them.
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    2120: Not to corrupt the paladins god so he usurps him after somehow ensuring he is my mindslave for eternity.

    2121: The gnome may not have a mustache, sombrero, guns, a bandolier, a Spanish accent or name, and be as offensive to Mexicans as humanly possible.

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    2122: As a paladin, it is considered bad form to cast Bless Weapon on an Alchemist's fire, and henceforth calling it a Holy Handgrenade.

    2122a: Even if your code of conduct allows grenade-like weapons.

    2122b: Throwing said Holy Handgrenade while counting "1, 2, 5!" is right out.

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    2123: Large wooden badgers are no more effective for infiltrating besieged cities than large wooden rabbits.
    2124: Just because they do it in the movies doesn't mean my character can do it in a single turn with a standard attack roll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheJudicator View Post
    2122: As a paladin, it is considered bad form to cast Bless Weapon on an Alchemist's fire, and henceforth calling it a Holy Handgrenade.

    2122a: Even if your code of conduct allows grenade-like weapons.

    2122b: Throwing said Holy Handgrenade while counting "1, 2, 5!" is right out.
    2125: More so if I already had the party Druid Cast Fire Trap on it in addition to my own bless weapon spell.

    2126: Also not allowed to have them used energy substitution on the fire trap to turn it into force damage, while they have layered Empowered/Maximize and Explosive spell on it.
    "I Burn!"

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    Page 49. Shall we start coming up with ideas for the next thread's subtitle?

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    Probably.

    Things I may no longer do while playing V III:
    This is not a guidebook
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    My favored enemy is not the DM/Plot/Fellow PC/Rulebook
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    Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III:Iron Heart Surge will make YOU go away if you ask again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wiimanclassic View Post
    Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III:Iron Heart Surge will make YOU go away if you ask again.
    This is better than mine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wiimanclassic View Post
    Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III:Iron Heart Surge will make YOU go away if you ask again.
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    2127. Casting veil on a commoner to look like an undead so the paladin kills him is not an appropriate response to him calling you border-line evil
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    Things I May No Longer Do While Gaming III: The DM banging his head against the nearest hard object is universal for NO!

    Things I May No Longer Do While Gaming III: Revenge of the Full Spell Casting Progression.

    Things I May No Longer Do While Gaming III: Next Player to say Iron Heart Surge get's Force Fed the DMG.

    Things I May No Longer Do While Gaming III: Also Entitled: Why I have to Kill Monty Python.
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    Things I may no longer do while gaming III: I really want my group to let me come back

    Things I may no longer do while gaming III: Our best DM left last week

    Things I may no longer do while gaming III: There are many definitions of fun

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    Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: Is The Pain Over Yet?!?!
    I have returned, and plan on focusing on world-building. Issues are being dealt with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ORione View Post
    Page 49. Shall we start coming up with ideas for the next thread's subtitle?
    I believe we already had a number of suggestions back on page 47, with a fair number of votes for "Things I may no longer do while playing III: Dodging books is a reflex save", and a fair number of other good nominations. Might want to check those out.
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    Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: Spend all the hard-earned loot from the Dungeon of Doom on a wild sex party

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    Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: No, Evasion does not help against flying DMG's
    Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: Only if you pay the DM's therapist
    Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: That's the third DM this week!
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    Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I think the DM failed his sanity check.

    Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: 8 billion people, and STILL not enough facepalms.

    Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: Artificer's are NOT low magic!

    Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I see grass of green, and men in white... (A cookie to anyone who figures this one out)
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    Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: They're Coming to Take Me Away, Haha!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welknair View Post
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    *It does.*

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    Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: They're Coming to Take Me Away, Haha!
    Forget mine, I vote this one lol.
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    Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: They're Coming to Take Me Away, Haha!
    voting for this one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksheep View Post
    Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: They're Coming to Take Me Away, Haha!
    I agree.

    That or

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    Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: They're Coming to Take Me Away, Haha!
    This get my vote
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    2128: I may not play a fiend of posession in the Tomb of Horrors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksheep View Post
    Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: They're Coming to Take Me Away, Haha!
    Yeah, this or "Dodging Books is a reflex save."
    "I Burn!"

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    Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: A Failed Book-Dodge Cannot Be Fixed With Iron Heart Surge
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    Ah say ah canno' jump, ya' jus' 'ave ta' toss meh!

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    Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I see grass of green, and men in white... (A cookie to anyone who figures this one out)
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    Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: Stop Targeting Player's Will Saves Vs. Insanity

    Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: Why Must You Always Ruin Everything?
    I have returned, and plan on focusing on world-building. Issues are being dealt with.

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    TIMNDWP III:"Did you just iron heart surge the munchkin away?"
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    Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero.

    (AKA entry #2129)
    I am not crazy! I prefer "reality impaired".

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    Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: They're Coming to Take Me Away, Haha!
    Yeah, this or "Dodging Books is a reflex save."
    Also my two favorites.

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