Help searching for a post I made here...

[Talya]

Some time ago (A year or two, maybe? Well after the board purge) I made a post that was a song parody of Billy Joel's "We didn't start the fire." For the life of me, I can't find it. It was themed after roleplaying in general. Anybody have better search-fu than me? I don't find this message board's search function very reliable.

[The Dark Fiddler]

We Didn't Cast The [Fire] by Talya

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Melee combat, T.O.B.
3rd, Three Point Five, or Four-E
Wizards, Monks or Sorcerers
CoDzilla versus Rangers

Jarlaxle's wide brimmed hat
Monkey Grip don't work like that
D&D or Exalted?
Working as intended?

We didn't cast the [Fire].
But it's constantly burning
As the rounds are turning.
We didn't cast the [Fire].
No we didn't light her
Cause we play a fighter

Exalted is too anime
Dragonbloods are often gay
Small Daiklaives are epic fail
Hot Bikini Chainmail!

Should he run DMPCs?
Leadership is so O.P.
My DM makes me want to hurl
Physics slaughters cat-girls.

We didn't cast the [Fire].
But it's constantly burning
As the rounds are turning.
We didn't cast the [Fire].
No we didn't light her
Cause we play a fighter

Divination - Can we scry?
Evocation sucks, you'll die
Enchantment is hard to use
Illusion's easily abused

Will this make my Pally fall?
Can I drop an Iron Wall?
This game is to much like WoW
Damage calc from falling cows

We didn't cast the [Fire].
But it's constantly burning
As the rounds are turning.
We didn't cast the [Fire].
No we didn't light her
Cause we play a fighter

Faerun, Greyhawk, Eberron
Star Wars Saga will live on
Creation, or Shadowrun
Rokugan, maybe Dark Sun

Can I do this under RAW?
Good and Evil, Chaos - Law
Rabid, nasty version wars!
I can't take it anymore!

We didn't cast the [Fire].
But it's constantly burning
As the rounds are turning.
We didn't cast the [Fire].
No we didn't light her
Cause we play a fighter

Would this be it?

[Talya]

That's it! Thanks.