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    Quote Originally Posted by Serpentine View Post
    What, you can't pronounce Lagerbeta?
    ...oh god I've invented a beer.
    Classic!

    On the other subject... hugs are hugs... and 6 arms = 3 times the hugs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yora View Post
    Erm, no! That's just completely wrong. That's only about half the hindu deities.
    Lakshmi, Parvati, Durga, Saraswati, and Kali are all female. And most also have multiple arms.
    Just imagine the sort of massage you could get from someone with 6 arms...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MasamuneSSX View Post
    Just imagine the sort of massage you could get from someone with 6 arms...

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    Limbs Groping Bodies Totally Awesome itp?
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    Default Re: LGBTAitp - Part Fifteen

    Quote Originally Posted by Dogmantra View Post
    Limbs Groping Bodies Totally Awesome itp?
    And once again, Dogmantra gets right to the crux of the discussion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogmantra View Post
    Limbs Groping Bodies Totally Awesome itp?
    Yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogmantra View Post
    Limbs Groping Bodies Totally Awesome itp?
    Okay, but you may have to buy me a lagerbeta first.
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    I am not getting into a shootout with Golentan. Too many gun-arms.
    Leiningen will win, even if he must lose in the attempt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by golentan View Post
    Okay, but you may have to buy me a lagerbeta first.
    but the drinking age for imaginary alcohol here is 18i

    :(
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogmantra View Post
    but the drinking age for imaginary alcohol here is 18i

    :(
    And I'm not going to grope or let myself be groped by any limbs under 18 years old anyway. So that works out nice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by turkishproverb View Post
    I am not getting into a shootout with Golentan. Too many gun-arms.
    Leiningen will win, even if he must lose in the attempt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by golentan View Post
    And I'm not going to grope or let myself be groped by any limbs under 18 years old anyway. So that works out nice.
    18 is not the same as 18i. Thus the humor.

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    Default Re: LGBTAitp - Part Fifteen

    Yes, but any Real number times i is also an imaginary number, by definition. So... I guess we should revise to say we will not grope or be groped by people with imaginary ages, even if they are imaginary people. :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Al'izh'dheg View Post
    So... I guess we should revise to say we will not grope or be groped by people with imaginary ages, even if they are imaginary people. :)
    I disagree with this statement on the grounds that it would destroy what little romance life I have.
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    Huh... I missed the i in there. *embarrased*

    Quote Originally Posted by DeadManSleeping View Post
    I disagree with this statement on the grounds that it would destroy what little romance life I have.
    I sympathize.
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    Quote Originally Posted by turkishproverb View Post
    I am not getting into a shootout with Golentan. Too many gun-arms.
    Leiningen will win, even if he must lose in the attempt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeadManSleeping View Post
    I disagree with this statement on the grounds that it would destroy what little romance life I have.
    *comfort* I am so there with you. The only difference is, even the imaginary people reject me in my world. :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Al'izh'dheg View Post
    *comfort* I am so there with you. The only difference is, even the imaginary people reject me in my world. :)
    You and I live in a very similar world!

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    Huh. My imaginary people don't even notice me, just like the real ones. Probably I'd have a better love life if I actually recognized conversations when people are trying to have them with me. XD

    Also, hey, y'all. Been awhile.
    Last edited by Danne; 2011-08-12 at 09:11 PM.

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    Hey Danne!

    *Hugs*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danne View Post
    Huh. My imaginary people don't even notice me, just like the real ones. Probably I'd have a better love life if I actually recognized conversations when people are trying to have them with me. XD

    Also, hey, y'all. Been awhile.
    :o Welcome back, Danne! *hugs*

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    *snuggles*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danne View Post
    *snuggles*
    *glomps*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danne View Post
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    *glomps*
    (snuggleglomp!)
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    Oh no! The snuggles and the glomps have fuzed!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nerd-o-rama View Post
    Star Wars canon is one of those things where people have started to realize that the guys in charge are so far off their rockers that it's probably for the best to ignore them.
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    OH GOD THEY'RE COMING! RUN! RUN, TURKISHPROVERB, RUN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by turkishproverb View Post
    Oh no! The snuggles and the glomps have fuzed!
    At this point I think it's basically evolved to defaulting to a sort of full body massage-grope.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    At this point I think it's basically evolved to defaulting to a sort of full body massage-grope.
    Sounds awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    At this point I think it's basically evolved to defaulting to a sort of full body massage-grope.
    I fail to see a downside to this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asta Kask View Post
    I fail to see a downside to this.
    That's because we're happy to see you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asta Kask View Post
    I fail to see a downside to this.
    Seconded! :)

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    Default Re: LGBTAitp - Part Fifteen

    Come to the LGBTA thread: we'll grope you? Sounds unfun for the Asexual crowd.
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    Leiningen will win, even if he must lose in the attempt.

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    Default Re: LGBTAitp - Part Fifteen

    I thought asexual people aren't neccessarily averse to body contact? From what I hear, some of the are quite cuddly.
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    Default Re: LGBTAitp - Part Fifteen

    Yeah, but like you said... it's only some of us.

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