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    Discussion of the Goblins Comic. We do it here.

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    Edit: I chose this title because it was obviously the most popular.

    Edit2: Current information on Axe Of Prissan wielders:
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    Big Ears - Male Goblin Paladin. One of the protagonists of the story and current wielder of the axe.
    Saral Caine* - Evil Male Half Stone Giant/Half Human. Ally of Dellyn Goblinslayer and minor antagonist in the Brassmoon arc.
    Dri Featherknife - Female Human Rogue/Paladin. She was killed by Goblinslayer and Saral Caine after uncovering their plot to frame the sherrif of Brassmoon for murder.
    Flejj Hillmover - Male Dwarf. He fought Kore twice and survived. His family was not so lucky. He shaved his beard in shame.

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    Felsibeth "Soot" Blackbringer - Young Female Human Paladin. Youngest to ever wield the axe.
    Kelstride Blackbringer - Male Human Paladin. Soot's Father. Former chimney sweep. Killed by a Kobold stampede.
    Drose - Genderless Golem Paladin. Drose passed the Axe to Kelstride Blackbringer to prevent the demon imprisoned within from taking control of his body.
    Eled of the East - "Fat, over confident" Paladin. Was given the axe by Myorg.
    Mryorg* - Evil Male Ogre. Beat (but did not kill) Vilias Red in combat and took the Axe from her. Used it to cause great suffering before eventually giving it to Elad purely to make the demon contained within suffer after coming so close to freedom.
    Vilias Red* - Female Human Rogue. Was friends with Tivoth Fastfoot and took the axe after Tivoth died in battle with the intention of giving it to another Paladin.
    Tivoth Fastfoot - Male Paladin. Encountered Vilias Red looting a corpse and assumed she had murdered the man. Once he realized she was innocent, the two became friends and traveled together.

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    Kevitch Gritland* - Evil Male... formerly... Human maybe... Fighter/Wizard. Horribly mutated by an evil swamp. Killed Eldrock Cloudcry and claimed the axe as his own.
    Eldrock Cloudcry - Known in name only.

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    Cal - Male Gnome Paladin. Egotistic gambler. Had a powerful, icy magic effect.
    Jelbin Crae - Male Human Paladin. Gave Cal the Axe willingly. Nothing else is known.

    *Confirmed non-Paladin
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    Wow, I didn't realize that we're on thread 7 now. O.o

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herpestidae View Post
    And Scorpion-Kin has a ring. I'm betting it's a ring of Scorpionkind or somesuch
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    The fact that we went with the name I picked gives me a very big happy.

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    Round one - Fight!

    Come on, this is Goblins. You know the fight isn't going to be a simple fight scene.

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    Yeah im wondering if itll be like his fight against names. Several comics of them going back and forth, one hurts the other, the other strikes back. neither gets a clear advantage. Im just saying, I hope when minmax wins, they loot the HELL out of these guys! I mean, those blades have to be at least as good as what he has, then all those magic rings, which are really valuable, plus whatever else they may have on them. Theres no way to be sure until it happens that they wont get to keep the stuff they grab here if they win the race. Also, I think they may need the help from various rings to fight psimax.
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    I'd just like to have the Axe list on the first page so it's easy to find.

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    Big Ears - Male Goblin Paladin. One of the protagonists of the story and current wielder of the axe.
    Saral Caine* - Evil Male Half Stone Giant/Half Human. Ally of Dellyn Goblinslayer and minor antagonist in the Brassmoon arc.
    Dri Featherknife - Female Human Rogue/Paladin. She was killed by Goblinslayer and Saral Caine after uncovering their plot to frame the sherrif of Brassmoon for murder.
    Flejj Hillmover - Male Dwarf. He fought Kore twice and survived. His family was not so lucky. He shaved his beard in shame.

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    Felsibeth "Soot" Blackbringer - Young Female Human Paladin. Youngest to ever wield the axe.
    Kelstride Blackbringer - Male Human Paladin. Soot's Father. Former chimney sweep. Killed by a Kobold stampede.
    Drose - Genderless Golem Paladin. Drose passed the Axe to Kelstride Blackbringer to prevent the demon imprisoned within from taking control of his body.
    Eled of the East - "Fat, over confident" Paladin. Was given the axe by Myorg.
    Mryorg* - Evil Male Ogre. Beat (but did not kill) Vilias Red in combat and took the Axe from her. Used it to cause great suffering before eventually giving it to Elad purely to make the demon contained within suffer after coming so close to freedom.
    Vilias Red* - Female Human Rogue. Was friends with Tivoth Fastfoot and took the axe after Tivoth died in battle with the intention of giving it to another Paladin.
    Tivoth Fastfoot - Male Paladin. Encountered Vilias Red looting a corpse and assumed she had murdered the man. Once he realized she was innocent, the two became friends and traveled together.

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    Kevitch Gritland* - Evil Male... formerly... Human maybe... Fighter/Wizard. Horribly mutated by an evil swamp. Killed Eldrock Cloudcry and claimed the axe as his own.
    Eldrock Cloudcry - Known in name only.

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    Cal - Male Gnome Paladin. Egotistic gambler. Had a powerful, icy magic effect.
    Jelbin Crae - Male Human Paladin. Gave Cal the Axe willingly. Nothing else is known.

    *Confirmed non-Paladin
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    I feel like the Axe info should be edited into the first post.

    As for the fight, has anyone seen the preview for voting?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MammonAzrael View Post
    I feel like the Axe info should be edited into the first post.

    As for the fight, has anyone seen the preview for voting?
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    Looks to be about 1 panel after the fight starts. Doesn't tell us much, but looks awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MammonAzrael View Post
    I feel like the Axe info should be edited into the first post.
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    Come on, this is Goblins. You know the fight isn't going to be a simple and short fight scene.
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    Well, now our Minmax has two swords, so let's see what he does with that.
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    PipeMax is blocking with his left hand. Then... spins clockwise in place and pins Minmax's sword to the ground? But the motion lines make it look like Minmax's sword and arms went over his head from his left to his right, but the sword is pinned on Minmax's left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herpestidae View Post
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    But the motion lines make it look like Minmax's sword and arms went over his head from his left to his right, but the sword is pinned on Minmax's left.
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    How do the lines indicate left to right at all? They're thin black lines; you can't tell which one's 'over' the other one.


    Hmmm, Minmax just made Pipemax lose his pipe. I wonder if Pipemax will emit his first words to that effect.
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    Heres one thing that bugs me...

    Ok, look at panel 4. The sword Alt-Minmax is holding in his right hand. The blade is pointing towards his front. Now look at panel 5. Same sword, hand grasping the grip the same way. The blade is pointing towards his back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSummoner View Post
    Ok, look at panel 3. The sword Alt-Minmax is holding in his left right hand. The blade is pointing towards his front. Now look at panel 4. Same sword, hand grasping the grip the same way. The blade is pointing towards his back.
    Buh?

    Anyway, I'll assume you mean the blade in the hand we can actually see; however, the blade seems to be clearly pointing behind him.

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    Wait... Panels 4 and 5. Sorry bout that.

    God I feel stupid for that...

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    Ah, ok. Yeah, I see what you mean now.

    I mean, it personally doesn't stretch my suspension of disbelief to think that he just sort of spun it around in his hand before he twirled, but we certainly didn't see it.

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    i think you also mean his right hand, as the blade in his left hand cant be seen in panel 5.
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    *facedesk*

    Ok, lesson learned. double check stuff before I hit submit. (Going back to edit the original, I see that I DID notice my mistake... I just screwed up correcting it.)
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    I'm pretty sure our suspension of disbelief can cover switched sword-grips when none of us are trying to figure out how he is still moving after having over a foot of metal shoved in his various torso-bits.

    And I agree, Thunt is improving, I had little difficulty following the action of this update.
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    I've always loved his fight scenes. Any time I find myself at the fight with the dozens of untrained soldiers in the building in Brassmoon, I always have to read the whole thing. Snapping that axe off the rack with his foot and nailing a guy in the head with it? Hell yeah.
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    Pipemax has a tat similar to Names' hmm
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    Thunt said on the live stream that Pipemax killed Complains in his universe, then got that tattoo and crossed it out with scars as a sort of trophy.

    Ourkin has magic abilities but is still wearing her collar. Scorpikin is not wearing a collar but is a homebrew creature and we don't know what she can do. Yes I am aware scorpionfolk is already a thing, but Thunt was not when he created her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSummoner View Post
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    Heres one thing that bugs me...

    Ok, look at panel 4. The sword Alt-Minmax is holding in his right hand. The blade is pointing towards his front. Now look at panel 5. Same sword, hand grasping the grip the same way. The blade is pointing towards his back.
    Yep, the lock of Pipemax on MM's sword between panel 4 and 5 seems unrealistic. That strech my suspension of disbelief.

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    It was a very nice page. I just hope Thunt does not drag this out too long. He does tend to wallow in every little gory detail.
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    How do the lines indicate left to right at all? They're thin black lines; you can't tell which one's 'over' the other one.
    Depth Perception. At first glance, it looks to me like the lines come from behind Minmax's head. I kind of have to stare at it to make the lines go in the opposite direction, if you catch my drift.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herpestidae View Post
    Depth Perception. At first glance, it looks to me like the lines come from behind Minmax's head. I kind of have to stare at it to make the lines go in the poopsite direction, if you catch my drift.
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    That may be the best typo I have ever made.

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