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    Default Heliomance's Everchanging Thread Title Random Banter #167

    After much waiting, and even more missing the new thread by an hour or so, it is my very great honour to finally present to you the Random Banter thread to end all Random Banter threads! Except not. I wouldn't want Random Banter to disappear.

    So without beating about the bush and with no more ado, I am pleased to give you the fantistic, the stupendous, the amazing one hundred and sixty seventh Random Banter!

    Before we begin, there are just a few tiny rules to avoid sending Roland into a homicidal frenzy. And we don't want that, do we?
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    1. Spam. For the purposes of RB, one word posts are generally considered spam. Likewise, posts that are nothing but *actions like this* are also be considered spam. Remember that the quality of the post's content is much better than the speed of your response.

    2. This isn't the Play by Post or Town forum, nor is it the Silly Message Board Games or Structured Games forum. Please avoid continuous roleplay or mock battles and fights such as the "competition for control of the universe".

    3. If it's already a thread, don't bring it to RB. RB has such a huge range of subject matter even restricted to the little snippets that probably don't warrant their own thread, it doesn't need legitimate thread topics cluttering it up as well. The exception to this is to bring something that is off-topic from one thread, but on-topic for RB and the subject doesn't warrant a thread of its own.

    4. Don't advertise other threads in RB. Just because these new threads move at speeds more appropriate to a message board than an IM session doesn't mean you need to come over to RB and brow beat people into posting in your latest brainchild.

    5. Please don't post single line posts alerting us to your current status -- as in "I'm back." This is Random Banter, not "How to stalk Random GitP forum members."

    6. Don't poke, kick or bump the thread. It will move at whatever pace it wants to. Also, please refrain from Captain Obvious comments akin to "My, the thread is fast today."

    7. Random Banter can only be as good, or as entertaining, as you make it. Demands to be entertained will fall on deaf ears unless you can add something more meaningful to the conversation.

    8. As this is a public forum, where the current topic is nicely recorded for you, and not a conversation where you could have missed the beginning, please refrain from asking something to the effect of "What's the topic?". Please take the time to read up a bit first.

    9. Thread Creator must include the words "Random" and "Banter" as well as the thread #. Try to be concise as well.

    10. Every post should contain two visible, legible complete sentences, Subject and Predicate. C'mon, make your old English teachers proud.

    11. Remember, Random Banter is not your IM client. If you want to have a back and forth discussion with just one person, look in their contact information for IM details.

    12. Whenever a new thread is created, all "first post", "first page", and all posts of that nature will be deleted by the administrators. Please avoid doing this, as it is frustrating for them to deal with one-lined posts like this.

    13. Double-posting is not your friend. We have edit buttons for a reason.

    14. Once you have made a Random Banter thread, you must wait 50 threads before making another one.

    15. If you can avoid dibs calling on making the next thread, that will avoid people needing to wait if the thread hits 50 pages while the dibs-caller is asleep.



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    I just don't want to have long romantic conversations or any sort of drama with my computer, okay? It knows what kind of porn I watch. I don't want to mess that up by allowing it to judge any of my choices in romance.

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    Default Re: Heliomance's Blasphemously, Stupendously Unalliterative Random Banter #167

    Ogity BOOGITY BOOGITY! BOOGY BOOGITY!

    You ate my TOOE!

    I know Lala the tellitubby. We met what, a month ago in that random banter two random banters ago? And I thought you and Ranger Mattos were related somehow. Maybe aliens.
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    If it helps, think of me as the Agent from Serenity. Just not that good a fighter. Also, I have a mustache.
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    I'm probably hilarious far off, aren't I?
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    This is not... the greatest story Tolkien ever wrote. No... This is just a tribute.
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    don't feed the troll...

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    Default Re: Heliomance's Blasphemously, Stupendously Unalliterative Random Banter #167

    Cross Posting here to make sure it's noticed.

    You're a good friend too Mutant Sheep, I just meant my personal circle of friends. Dragonprime sorta, Teddy, Absolmorph, Mattos, Blue kinda sorta eventually.


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    Default Re: Heliomance's Blasphemously, Stupendously Unalliterative Random Banter #167

    ...

    Wow...for years I've been planning to make "Dragonprime's Alliteration Free Random Banter Thread". And now you used that joke. Congratulations, you have upstaged me like no one has before. I proclaim this thread as the triumphant victor over me, with Heliomance at its command.

    HELIOMANCE'S THREAD! HE'S THE MAN!
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    Default Re: Heliomance's Blasphemously, Stupendously Unalliterative Random Banter #167

    I just now noticed that I used stupendous twice. Oops.

    Oh well, tis a good word.
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    Default Re: Heliomance's Blasphemously, Stupendously Unalliterative Random Banter #167

    Quote Originally Posted by AtlanteanTroll View Post
    The rare but ascertainable posts of DP will be immortal!
    Ooooh, another sweet quote about me. Can I sig it?

    Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac View Post
    Cross Posting here to make sure it's noticed.

    You're a good friend too Mutant Sheep, I just meant my personal circle of friends. Dragonprime sorta, Teddy, Absolmorph, Mattos, Blue kinda sorta eventually.
    *lights his pipe and begins reminiscing*

    I think I recall how we first started talking on RB. I had mentioned that I had just watched a Godzilla movie, and you apparently were a fan. So we began speaking. It was only at the beginning of the summer, but it feels like it was very long ago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonprime View Post
    ...

    Wow...for years I've been planning to make "Dragonprime's Alliteration Free Random Banter Thread". And now you used that joke. Congratulations, you have upstaged me like no one has before. I proclaim this thread as the triumphant victor over me, with Heliomance at its command.

    HELIOMANCE'S THREAD! HE'S THE MAN!
    Haha, if I ever made a RB (Like that would happen ) I would have made that joke.
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    Default Re: Heliomance's Blasphemously, Stupendously Unalliterative Random Banter #167

    I'm, uh, cross-posting this from the last one ...

    The good thing 'bout a prolonged absence is that you can rise to a position like Koorly. The rare but ascertainable posts of DP will be immortal!
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    AT, I esteem you above all other men now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AtlanteanTroll View Post
    I'm, uh, cross-posting this from the last one ...

    The good thing 'bout a prolonged absence is that you can rise to a position like Koorly. The rare but ascertainable posts of DP will be immortal!
    *prods with his pipe*

    I'll ask again. Can I quote the part about my posts?
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    Quote Originally Posted by AtlanteanTroll View Post
    I'm, uh, cross-posting this from the last one ...

    The good thing 'bout a prolonged absence is that you can rise to a position like Koorly. The rare but ascertainable posts of DP will be immortal!
    Um..uhh. Dragon beat you to it.

    Speaking of beating. And dragons. Uhh... Batman! * disappears in a puff of smoke so he can go to sleep and forget about this place for once and not dream about a crime fighting Banter-Justice-League thing* Dang, said too much.
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    I'm probably hilarious far off, aren't I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Telonius View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mutant Sheep View Post
    Um..uhh. Dragon beat you to it.
    I beat all people to everything. Except alliteration-free RB thread titles.

    edit: Just noticed that Heliomance has no listed gender. Therefore...

    HELIOMANCE'S THREAD! SHE'S THE WOMAN!

    Just in case.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonprime View Post
    I beat all people to everything. Except alliteration-free RB thread titles.
    I'll race you to having your forum name start with an E. Oh! I won!
    I swear... If he had a past username starting with an E...
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    Look apon me, mighty Posid-Eon, ruler of the waves and saviour of people. Watch as I stumble about on dry land humoursly, AND TREMBLE!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eon View Post
    I'll race you to having your forum name start with an E. Oh! I won!
    I swear... If he had a past username starting with an E...
    You have no idea how strange this is. I actually used to have the username Eon waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back in the day. I changed it to Dragonprime. I've been wondering whether or not to mention it to you, but it just seemed too strange. This is a filthy lie!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonprime View Post
    I beat all people to everything. Except alliteration-free RB thread titles.

    edit: Just noticed that Heliomance has no listed gender. Therefore...

    HELIOMANCE'S THREAD! SHE'S THE WOMAN!

    Just in case.
    Helio has gone on record as being a man, but cross dressing (If I recall. It involved considering walking into a room of his roomates wearing a cute dress)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonprime View Post
    You have no idea how strange this is. I actually used to have the username Eon waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back in the day. I changed it to Dragonprime. I've been wondering whether or not to mention it to you, but it just seemed too strange.

    ... What.
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    Helio has gone on record as being a man, but cross dressing (If I recall. It involved considering walking into a room of his roomates wearing a cute dress)
    HELIOMANCE'S THREAD! HE'S THE MAN WEARING A CUTE DRESS!

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    ... What.
    Yeah. Strange, ain't it? I'm shamelessly lying!
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    So.... You had it eons ago?
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    So.... You had it eons ago?
    Indeed, back when I was young and in my prime. I'm such a liar :)
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    Indeed, back when I was young and in my prime. I'm such a liar :)
    Aha! I thought it was too story-book like!

    edit: I had to take the pun opportunity
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    I'm, uh, cross-posting this from the last one ...

    The good thing 'bout a prolonged absence is that you can rise to a position like Koorly. The rare but ascertainable posts of DP will be immortal!
    Well, Koorly's notoriety was gained before she took a hiatus to start having a social life and do things like Oxbridge.

    Now I wish I was any good at coming up with riddles so that fun times could continue.
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    Ooooh, another sweet quote about me. Can I sig it?
    Of course! What else are quotes for? I had a Word Doc full of quotes I would shuffle around in my Signature. Sadly, I lost that file. No longer shall Coplantor ever grace my sig ...
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    Aha! I thought it was too story-book like!

    edit: I had to take the pun opportunity
    Well...as far as you know. I might actually have been telling the truth. The fact is that I am the true Eon, you imposter.

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    Well, Koorly's notoriety was gained before she took a hiatus to start having a social life and do things like Oxbridge.
    Indeed, I can remember those days. I think my leaving gave me fame...though for totally the wrong reasons. My revolving door policy was more commonly associated with me than my username. Then I got serious when I left for seminary, which no doubt blew a few minds in the process.

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    Of course! What else are quotes for? I had a Word Doc full of quotes I would shuffle around in my Signature. Sadly, I lost that file. No longer shall Coplantor ever grace my sig ...
    *waves his magic piece of broccoli*

    The signature is changed!
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    Well...as far as you know. I might actually have been telling the truth. The fact is that I am the true Eon, you imposter.
    Now would be a good time for Eon to show off his Doppleganger abilities. He knows what I'm talking about


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    Now would be a good time for Eon to show off his Doppleganger abilities. He knows what I'm talking about
    Shush. I can actually provide evidence that I am the original LaZodiac.
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    Gah! I never knew! I... I don't even know myself! Do my friends know!?
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    I'm not actually supposed to be in the Playground right now, but I would just like to congratulate you guys on making one of the most wonderful RB threads I have ever seen in my absence, and to tell you all that I love you. I was also considering posting a riddle and not telling you the answer until I got home in two days, but I guess that would fall under trolling.

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    Gah! I never knew! I... I don't even know myself! Do my friends know!?
    You know, you are required to have the artist's permission to use that avatar.

    Anyways, I've got a riddle for us. A man is standing trial and is told by the judge that he may make a statement. If it is true, then his sentence will be four years. If it is false his sentence will be six years. The man makes his statement, and the judge sets him free. What did he say?
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    Shush. I can actually provide evidence that I am the original LaZodiac.
    How so, Dragonprime?

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    Gah! I never knew! I... I don't even know myself! Do my friends know!?
    Yes.

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    I'm not actually supposed to be in the Playground right now, but I would just like to congratulate you guys on making one of the most wonderful RB threads I have ever seen in my absence, and to tell you all that I love you. I was also considering posting a riddle and not telling you the answer until I got home in two days, but I guess that would fall under trolling.
    How is it so great, if I may ask?


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    How so, Dragonprime?
    I think I might have a screencap from that ancient time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonprime View Post
    You know, you are required to have the artist's permission to use that avatar.

    Anyways, I've got a riddle for us. A man is standing trial and is told by the judge that he may make a statement. If it is true, then his sentence will be four years. If it is false his sentence will be six years. The man makes his statement, and the judge sets him free. What did he say?
    What do you mean? I'm Dragonprime, I have permission.

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