D&D Demotivators Episode V: The Demotivator Strikes Back

[Rorrik]

Paying off my tax. The first one is part of the random challenge, the rest are not.

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This is amazing, make it an intelligent golem with four separate intelligent heads and watch the PCs flee. Heck, give it four or so arms for good measure.

[flabort]

I've seen some of those before, some are new to me. Meanwhile, my search for stuff to pay my outstanding backtax with still turns up no ideas.

[Ksheep]

what is that thing

Big and hungry.

Also: Fixed the "Hide in Plain Sight" one.

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[Beacon of Chaos]

Hey all, first time in the thread. I understand I need to bring some "lurk attacks", or something?

Found this in the D&D book, Arms and Equipment Guide.

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[Eldan]

What.

Seriously. What.

Also note to self: Homebrew half-dragon colossal locust.

[Rorrik]

Also note to self: Homebrew half-dragon colossal locust.

That will throw my party for a loop.

[The Glyphstone]

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Since I owe a tax, and I have this already made from the last time above was posted:

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[OverdrivePrime]

Not wearing underwear isn't a problem to you? You don't happen to be Scottish, do you?

I have a kilt, and I'm not afraid to use it!

I was under the impression he doesn't have problems with women not wearing underwear.

While that's my preferred vector, I've no problems with going commando.

Other folks have occasionally taken issue... but hey, what happens at Renn Faire stays at Renn Faire.


Yap Tax:

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[Traab]

You know Cold,

Blade with whom I have lived, blade with whom I now die, serve right and justice one last time, seek one last heart of evil, still one last life of pain, cut well old friend, and then farewell

I could have sworn that a similar quote was used by Bard in The Hobbit when he shot Smaug with the black arrow. I just wish I could find the quote somewhere. I dont want to have to dig up my book wherever its hiding and look for it.

[Ksheep]

Here are a couple more Tropers, in partial payment for earlier off-topicness.

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[Laura Eternata]

You know Cold,


I could have sworn that a similar quote was used by Bard in The Hobbit when he shot Smaug with the black arrow. I just wish I could find the quote somewhere. I dont want to have to dig up my book wherever its hiding and look for it.

Actually, it's from an 80s animated film called The Flight of Dragons. You probably saw it as a kid if the line's familiar to you.

Bard said something more along the lines of "Black arrow, you're awesome. Later."

[Traab]

Actually, it's from an 80s animated film called The Flight of Dragons. You probably saw it as a kid if the line's familiar to you.

Bard said something more along the lines of "Black arrow, you're awesome. Later."

Actually, I think it was a freaking soliloquy where he makes this speech about how this arrow has always been in his family, always struck true, always been recovered, etc etc etc, then aims and lets fly! Thank god that single missing scale was apparently directly over the top of all Smaugs vital organs. Seriously, one single scale missing, so small of a target that noone could notice it till a bird points it out to Bard. And yet it just happens to be in an important spot?

[Iamyourking]

No, just "Arrow! Black arrow! I have saved you to the last. You have never failed me and always I have recovered you. I had you from my father and he from old. If ever you came from the forges of the true king under the Mountain, go now and speed well!"

I'd post more Demotivators, but I've run out of pictures.

[Ksheep]

I'd post more Demotivators, but I've run out of pictures.

StumbleUpon for pictures or fantasy, you should be able to find some good ones.

EDIT: Another poster

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FURTHER EDIT: A couple more

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[DrewID]

Actually, I think it was a freaking soliloquy where he makes this speech about how this arrow has always been in his family, always struck true, always been recovered, etc etc etc, then aims and lets fly! Thank god that single missing scale was apparently directly over the top of all Smaugs vital organs. Seriously, one single scale missing, so small of a target that noone could notice it till a bird points it out to Bard. And yet it just happens to be in an important spot?

Possibly it was govornment regulation, even back then.

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[Marillion]

I could have sworn that a similar quote was used by Bard in The Hobbit when he shot Smaug with the black arrow. I just wish I could find the quote somewhere. I dont want to have to dig up my book wherever its hiding and look for it.

And some lurking tax:

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[DrewID]

FURTHER EDIT: A couple more
http://i.imgur.com/EJ0NS.jpg

Burma!

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Why did you say 'Burma'?
I panicked.

[Iamyourking]

Well then, I've managed to find a few more.















(No, I'm not bitter at all...)

[Dusk Eclipse]

I may or not may have a Tax to pay; but better safe than sorry

Now my knowledge of Exalted is pretty limited to reading Keychain of creation and a bit of googling, so I apologize in advance for any mistakes.

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[Rorrik]

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Does he have three daggers on the SHEATH OF HIS SWORD? That man is ready for anything.

[Ksheep]

Does he have three daggers on the SHEATH OF HIS SWORD? That man is ready for anything.

No, just one dagger and two throwing knives.

[Rorrik]

Continuing the AD&D discussion...

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Now I'm remembering this from when I was ten reading my dad's books, but it seems like a level eight ranger could cast burning hands, doing 8 damage to all desired targets. Alternatively, he could cast 8 magic missiles, doing 1d4 each.

[Rorrik]

More alignment: Firefly

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[Ksheep]

More alignment: Firefly

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Pic seems a bit small, can't make out Niska's quote. Also, no River? Wash? Simon? Inara? Granted, the entire bunch is more on the "good" side, not much evil to speak of… so, yeah.

[The Glyphstone]

Pic seems a bit small, can't make out Niska's quote. Also, no River? Wash? Simon? Inara? Granted, the entire bunch is more on the "good" side, not much evil to speak of… so, yeah.

I think it says "when you die, I can't hurt you anymore. And I want two days, minimum."

[The Tygre]

(No, I'm not bitter at all...)

[Yora]

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[Traab]

There it is. I knew it was a big deal set of lines.

[Hiro Protagonest]

Couple more exalted ones.

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[OverdrivePrime]

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Congratulations Yora, you have won December 9, 2011. We, who are about to rock, salute you.

Unrelated picture for tax-evasion purposes:

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