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2011-12-23, 05:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: D&D Demotivators Episode V: The Demotivator Strikes Back
Last edited by vegetalss4; 2011-12-23 at 06:03 PM.
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2011-12-23, 06:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-12-24, 12:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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Are you kidding? Being on fire is great! It's as if burning hands was a seventh level spell! He could hug you for 3d4 per turn, Xiander. Per turn.
I should probably get around to posting my lurker tax...
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2011-12-24, 03:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-12-24, 12:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Huh. A Darths-and-Droids style retelling of the Homeworld campaign as the adventures of a space RPG group would be interesting. Do you have a link to that fanart pic? It'd work just as well captioned "The PCs: That planet you had thirty pages of campaign notes for? They set it on fire."
NOW COMPLETE: Let's Play Starcraft II Trilogy:
Hell, It's About Time: Wings of Liberty
Does This Mutation Make Me Look Fat: Heart of the Swarm
My Life For Aiur? I Barely Know 'Er: Legacy of the Void
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2011-12-24, 05:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Man this thing was full of outdated stuff.
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2011-12-25, 08:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: D&D Demotivators Episode V: The Demotivator Strikes Back
SpoilerNOW COMPLETE: Let's Play Starcraft II Trilogy:
Hell, It's About Time: Wings of Liberty
Does This Mutation Make Me Look Fat: Heart of the Swarm
My Life For Aiur? I Barely Know 'Er: Legacy of the Void
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2011-12-25, 09:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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Spoiler"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
Translation: "Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe."
"If you don't get those cameras out of my face, I'm gonna go 8.6 on the Richter scale with gastric emissions that'll clear this room."
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2011-12-25, 11:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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Now that I think of it, I actually wrote a spell once that (sorta) works like that.
Plug. Based off a computer game, but Persisting it would make for a nice planet-destroying doomsday spell.NOW COMPLETE: Let's Play Starcraft II Trilogy:
Hell, It's About Time: Wings of Liberty
Does This Mutation Make Me Look Fat: Heart of the Swarm
My Life For Aiur? I Barely Know 'Er: Legacy of the Void
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2011-12-25, 06:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-12-25, 07:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Tax
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2011-12-26, 08:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-12-26, 12:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-12-26, 12:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-12-26, 04:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-12-26, 04:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-12-26, 05:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Most people see a half orc and and think barbarian warrior. Me on the other hand? I think secondary trap handler and magic item tester. Also I'm not allowed to trick the next level one wizard into starting a fist fight with a house cat no matter how annoying he is.
Yes I know it's sarcasm. It's a joke. Pale green is for snarking
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2011-12-26, 05:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-12-26, 05:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-12-26, 06:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Most people see a half orc and and think barbarian warrior. Me on the other hand? I think secondary trap handler and magic item tester. Also I'm not allowed to trick the next level one wizard into starting a fist fight with a house cat no matter how annoying he is.
Yes I know it's sarcasm. It's a joke. Pale green is for snarking
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2011-12-26, 08:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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Swarms cannot grapple nor be grappled. Also, for the picking off individual fish… if they're diminutive, there are 5,000 of them, and if they are fine, 10,000. Picking off two or three a round doesn't help when they automatically do damage each turn you're in their squares. Also, think of the AC for a single fish. Diminutive, with fairly high dex… yeah, the shark is gonna have a hard time hitting ANY of them, while they give the shark a Death of a Thousand Cuts™.
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2011-12-26, 09:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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NOW COMPLETE: Let's Play Starcraft II Trilogy:
Hell, It's About Time: Wings of Liberty
Does This Mutation Make Me Look Fat: Heart of the Swarm
My Life For Aiur? I Barely Know 'Er: Legacy of the Void
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2011-12-26, 09:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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D&D Rules: Make sense on paper, fail to account for real life.
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2011-12-26, 11:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Imagine if all real-world conversations were like internet D&D conversations...
Protip: DnD is an incredibly social game played by some of the most socially inept people on the planet - Lev
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2011-12-26, 11:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-12-26, 11:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Don't the rules also state that if you're 2 or 3 sizes (I forget which) bigger than your opponent you automatically win the grapple with no check?
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2011-12-26, 11:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Well, whales may still be able to survive, as I can't find any shrimp/krill/sardine/baitfish swarms. Closest I can find stated up is jellyfish and piranha swarms. However, as soon as someone stats them up, whales will go extinct…
Wow, this topic has gone on for a while. Guess I owe some tax now…
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2011-12-26, 11:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Isnt there a rule somewhere in the DM book that tells you to change a rule if it makes sense?
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2011-12-27, 01:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: D&D Demotivators Episode V: The Demotivator Strikes Back
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SpoilerMy Characters
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2011-12-27, 02:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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For those who don't know her, the woman on picture is called Bayonetta, from the game of the same name. She is a witch, fighting angels and this is a game that somebody described as(loosely paraphrased), "reminds me most of having a diner with shrimps in chocolate sauce, combined with primroses, served on a plate made of fine china with kamasutra motifs, in a company of a most sexy and mysterious sadomazohistic woman, in a ballon flying over Pacific Ocean, while the world burns around us because of atomic bombs, shot out of trunks of angry elephants, listening to this song."
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