Ding!

[Bluepaw]

Graduate school is in full swing again, so I'm stepping away from the playground for now -- but, in honor of hitting the coveted "Dwarf in the Playground" designation (u jelly?), I will leave you with a finely crafted piece of lyric poetry that cuts to the very soul of the roleplaying campaigns we hold so dear.

Accompanied by the dulcet tones and ill beats of Ke$ha's "Tik Tok." Please enjoy responsibly.


Wake up in the morning feeling like a green dragon
Grab my armor I'm out the door
I'm gonna hit this dungeon
Before I leave heal up with an arcane ointment
Cause when I cross that threshold s***'s gonna get potent

I'm talkin training up our skills skills
Maxin out all our kills kills
Spells blowin up our foes foes

No-stealthin, bards droppin mad rhymes
Pullin up to cultic altars
Bitches tryna bring the end tiiiimes—

Don't flee, bring that cleave
Wizard blow dem goblins up
Tonight imma fight
Til we see the sunlight
Pick locks, get the gold
And the plot unfolds

Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh

Ain’t got a high AC but got plenty of buffs
Ain’t got no primal guardians but got +10 to Bluff
And now the mercs wanna join us cause they hear we score maidens
But we abjure their ass unless they tough as Moradin

I’m talking about errrbody fighting wights wights
Pallies betta Radiant Smite Smite
Gonna surge it if the monsters bite bite

Now now we go until the party’s bloodied
Better pray to the Raven Queen Queen
Pray to the Raven Queen Queen
Pray to the—ACK!

Don't flee, bring that cleave
Wizard blow dem goblins up
Tonight imma fight
Til we see the sunlight
Pick locks, get the gold
And the plot unfolds

Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh

Alignments all chaotic
Enchantments all necrotic
My feats are fly
Yeah you want it

Gettin down with psionics
Brought that Feywild chronic
My Wis is high
Yeah I vaunt it

With my shield down
Get your shield down
Get your shield down

Now the melee don’t start until my first shot

Don't flee, bring that cleave
Wizard blow dem goblins up
Tonight imma fight
Til we see the sunlight
Pick locks, get the gold
And the plot unfolds

Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh

Don't flee, bring that cleave
Wizard blow dem goblins up
Tonight imma fight
Til we see the sunlight
Pick locks, get the gold
And the plot unfolds

[Sith_Happens]

It's dangerous to go alone, take this!

[Chilingsworth]

Awesome! Now if only we had someone to sing it!

[drakir_nosslin]

I'm a seal, and I approve of this.


That text is brilliant my friend, brilliant.

[Wyntonian]

I'm not a tapir, but:

[Bigbrother87]

Have sent this link to my gaming group, because they are gonna love this.

Well done, really very well done.

[Howler Dagger]

found this on photobucket. it is fitting

[Drazik]

this is... this... there are no words to describe how excellent this is

[Fenryr]

Awesome.

[Delwugor]

Fellow Dwarf ITP approval!
Have fun with the graduate studies!

[Morph Bark]

Congratulations. Shame that the GitP RPG song thread has fallen so far back it would be necromancy to bring it back to the first page. I don't have a ready link to it either... it had Talya's RPG song in it and two of my works which I also posted on my DeviantART, 13 songs in total.