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2011-12-07, 07:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Shocking! An electric mages quips.
So, Im running a PF sorcerer soon, from first level. Im using the words of power variant, found here. I'm also using the witch word list, because we need someone to heal and junk, and I don't want to optimize much, new players in the group, you know?
My theme is a hyperactive young human, who always has something to say. Kinda like spider-man or the flash or what have you. Also, if you find it relevant, his name is arc and he has a deathly fear of metal, because he looses control of his electric magic if he touches it, and it burns him out. Pure fluff! Also, Djanni bloodline.
So, Im looking for electric themed things to say! Im sure someone has something, so please, give me a hand!
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2011-12-07, 07:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Shocking! An electric mages quips.
If an enemy was in some kind of military, he's been discharged.
When asking for confirmation, always ask "are you positive?"
Take ranks in Profession(Maestro). You're a great conductor.
Ask enemies if they've had a bad day, then ask whether their mood "needs some lightening".
That's all I can think of for now.
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2011-12-07, 07:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Shocking! An electric mages quips.
"What happens to a toad when it gets hit by lightning?"
"It croaks."
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2011-12-07, 07:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Shocking! An electric mages quips.
My Own:
Need a light?
I've got more amps than a rock concert.
How about a shocking experience?
Electronic Supersonic!
I'll take you down to electric avenue.
And of course, "UNLIMITED POWER!"
Also, if it helps, here's the quotes for the Tesla Trooper from RA2:
Ready
"Trooper fully charged."
"I'm wired."
"Who needs a jump?"
"Tesla suit ready."
"Charging Up."
"Fully Shielded."
"Free Hookups."
Moving
"In motion."
"Yes, commerade."
Attacking
"Insulation won't help."
"He's fried."
"Here's your electric bill."
Under Attack
"I need shock therapy."
Garrisoning a building
"Could use some recharge time."
"Is it well insulated?"
"Looks well grounded."
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2011-12-07, 09:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Shocking! An electric mages quips.
Shed some light on the situation.
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2011-12-07, 09:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2011
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Re: Shocking! An electric mages quips.
ah the sweet sensation of lightning, it is truly electrifying
you look like your ready to blow a fuse over there
(upon electricuting a dwarf, or small creature) d*mn! we have a short circuit here!
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2011-12-07, 09:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-12-07, 09:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by sonofzeal; 2011-12-07 at 09:23 PM.
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2011-12-07, 09:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-12-07, 09:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Shocking! An electric mages quips.
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2011-12-07, 09:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Shocking! An electric mages quips.
Oh dear Iomedae, it's the Punageddon.
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2011-12-07, 09:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Shocking! An electric mages quips.
Illuminating darkness
"Let there be light"
when fighting against militia/soldiers/order keepers of any sort
"We're forming a resistance!"
when shocked (lol) by something (news, revelation, etc.)
"Ohm my god!"
when excited
"I'm so amped up!"
his favourite philosopher?
"Voltaire."
how fast does he move?
"Like greased lightning!"
when on trial for some of the people he kills
"It was legally sanctioned, it was justifriable homicide"
when fightan
"let's see if lightning can strike twice!"
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2011-12-07, 10:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Shocking! An electric mages quips.
"Charge!"
"Hurry, we're down to the wire!"
"The enemy is showing considerable resistance."
"Whoa whoa, let's try to stay grounded on this one."
"What's our current situation?"
"Quicken grease, lightning bolt"
"How revolting!"
"Sorry about the frequency of my puns. I know it hertz."Last edited by ericgrau; 2011-12-07 at 10:15 PM.
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2011-12-07, 10:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-12-07, 10:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2011
Re: Shocking! An electric mages quips.
Can you simulate the spell Grease with word magic?
"Go Grease Lightning!"
Take Leadership feat. Have a cohort and followers. Call your group The Electric Company.
Cast a continual light effect on plant bulbs. As a quirk, lift one above your head when your character thinks of a cool idea.
Have a favorite chair.
Have a lightning scar on your forehead.
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2011-12-07, 10:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Shocking! An electric mages quips.
Last edited by Dumbledore lives; 2011-12-07 at 10:14 PM.
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2011-12-07, 10:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Shocking! An electric mages quips.
"Watt do we have here?"
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2011-12-07, 10:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Shocking! An electric mages quips.
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2011-12-07, 11:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Shocking! An electric mages quips.
Volt for me!
I love current affairs.
I hope you conduct yourself well.
Don't put up much resistance.
I've had ample time to prepare.
This'll be an enlightning experience
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2011-12-08, 12:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-12-08, 01:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2011
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Re: Shocking! An electric mages quips.
I beg you to reconsider watt you are doing. Sure, electricity puns can be funny and you may even think that they will amplify your popularity, but many people consider them shocking and it won't take long for them to form a resistance against you to jolt you out of your behavior. In conclusion: Don't be a dolt, don't volt.
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2011-12-08, 01:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Shocking! An electric mages quips.
Oh dear... these are... they're so...
Shocking? EnLightning? I have no idea, my wit cannot compare. Any Ideas for some storm based ones?
Like, maybe just "Time to get the hell out of (Town name here)"?
Oh, by the way, I love this place, its positively electrifying!
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2011-12-08, 01:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Shocking! An electric mages quips.
"Time for you to go ohm, bastard!"
"You've been.... thunder struck."Last edited by killem2; 2011-12-08 at 01:16 PM.
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2011-12-08, 02:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Shocking! An electric mages quips.
Have your character be named Tracy T. Run for office. Put up posters. "Elect Tracy T."
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2011-12-08, 02:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Shocking! An electric mages quips.
Whenever there's a plot twist:
"Shocking!"Avatar by A Rainy Knight
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2011-12-08, 03:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-12-08, 04:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
Re: Shocking! An electric mages quips.
Take a Gauss, you'll never figure it out.
Aha, by induction, this is quite simple.
Does that have enough capacitance to carry everything?
Hey, coulomb down!
This is getting quite revolting.
I'm sure that if we do this in parallel, we'll encounter less resistance.
Stop alternating plans or I'll diode what to do!
I don't have the capacitance to listen to this anymore.
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2011-12-08, 05:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Shocking! An electric mages quips.
If he's a drinking mage, something just "shorts out." Works better if it's a naval campaign and he just calls it getting "sloshed."
I want to say there's an electric touch-range cantrip out there. If so, just have that on hand and always go to shake official's hands. When they flip out from the shock, you know what to say.
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2011-12-08, 06:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2011
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Re: Shocking! An electric mages quips.
I've got a new fantasy TTRPG about running your own fencing school in a 3 musketeers pastiche setting. Book coming soon.
Check out my NEW sci-fi TTRPG about first contact. Cool alien races, murderous AIs, and more. New expansion featuring rules for ships! New book here NOW!
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2011-12-08, 07:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2011
Re: Shocking! An electric mages quips.
I was just getting Amped
Are you at a safe voltage...? Not anymore xD
I think you have a grounding issue