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    THE HIGHLIGHTS
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    Highlights Sex Jokes of Mk2:
    1. Verbal Rape Lovin' on a Level Sigma Could Only Dream Of
    He walks forward, giving his temples a guick rub. He grabs Ethan by the shoulder and pulls him out of the road. Yes it was rude, but he needed to look like he was the one in-charge.'Listen boy.' He took off his false galsses and gave them a quick polish. 'Mister Schwartz. Silph Co. legal and accounting. They bring me in when things get into the legal territory. Look, I'm not a scientist. I don't believe half of what these scientists say. That whole thing about the entire city being in danger might be true, it might not be. But I deal in possibilities. I'm here to sort out what heppens if things go wrong.'

    'What will you do when the Slugma gets sick? If you refuse to give it to us for treatment, we will no longer be able to offer you help. We'll pretend it was never ours, and all responsibility will fall on you. So what will you do when it get's so hot it burns other pokemon just be being around them? What will you do when the radiation from the slugma causes your hair to fall out and your balls to stop working. What will you do when your loved once develop cancer from exposure to it? Can you answer that? What about when it gets so hot it burns the flesh on your skin just to pick up it's ball? When it starts to your other pokemon in their own balls? Cos by then we'll pretend we never heard of it. It'll be too late then.'

    'And then there is the absolute worst case scenario. What if the tech boys are right? What if it does take out half the city? Whose fault will it be then? Ours? We tried to prevent that from happening. It'll be yours boy! Cos you were too stupid and selfish to see beyond your own needs. Cos rather than do the smart thing and let us treat your slugma and get it fixed, then hopefully get it back to you when it's safe, you let it get worse till we can do nothing.'

    He pulled out a card with his pokegear number on it. 'This is my number. You have 24 hours to make your decision. After that, Silph and it's subsiduaries will dissavow all knowledge of the pokemon in question. And I know that if the pokemon isn't back by then, me and 500 other high ranking Silph Co. employees will be on a jet to Unova. I have no desire to stay here and find out what happens.' He looks over the rim of his glasses at the youth to see his next move.
    2. Pantsless Lecture
    Further more! Ethan waves his normal finger at the man, not making any attmept to make himself decent. The ruse worked, it will continue working as long as he could make it. When your going to barge in and try to incinerate your quarrel, Arceus Judged you gaurentee you have located his proper abode! Your folly could have caused innocents to fell to your incindairy weaponry, and surely to draw more attention that your brutish method would have wrought originally. If you had barged in on any other couple, they will have surely informed the proper authority post haste.
    During this entire speech, Ethan had been slowly wriggling out of his pants completly, just incase he needed full range of movement in his legs.
    However, we will forgive you if you allow us to look over that wonderful weapon you have. Ethan gives an innocent smile, trying to look as if his pantsless state was a non-issue for him
    3. *Vomit*
    Paul eyes up the Jynx approaching him, listening to it attempt to seduce him in his mind. His gaze takes in every pseudo-feminine curve in its body, lingering on the plump, full lips.
    Hmmm.....look at that mouth. Does make a man wonder. And I could always blame it on psychic persuasion later...
    A tempting offer, sweet thing. Copycat, I know you can hear me. Now we play my game. You come up to me and tell me that YOU give up. Say it loud and proud, for all to hear. Or be prepared for a sort of psychic onslaught that even a mind as twisted as yours cannot withstand. I imagine it will further scar dear Artemis as well. We'll call that the icing on this delicious beastiality cake.
    Hurry up. The clock is ticking!
    Paul's hand drifts down toward his zipper...
    4. Best Chat-up Line Ever
    Whaddya say you come over to my double-wide, we watch some tapes of my old matches and then we blast off at the speed of light together all over my Murphy bed? Don't worry about stains; the mattress has protection. Even if I won't.
    5. Introducing: Romeo
    Death threats were par for the course that was Romeo's life. 'Where is that sister of yours?'
    'Here.' Out of the bathroom walked another girl, dressed in a bathrobe. She was holding Romeo's cane, which she tossed to him. 'Thought I ought to wash it, after all the stuff we used it for last night.' Romeo caught it and gave a guilty shrug
    6. Threats, not an invitation to sex
    If you so much as wind up in the same building, Jessica and I will give you a very different threesome than you are likely used to.
    ...
    That was a threat, just in case you didn't grasp that.
    Funnier now in context of Copycat
    7. Ethan's Secret Soccer Background
    "Ollie! Goal kick!" Ollie curls up into a ball in front of Ethan. Ethan swings and kicks the balled up mon, aiming to kick Ollie infront of the bums. Ethan chases after the rolling mon and the bums.

    Honorable Mentions (Chat) Sex Jokes Guess that's a bit more honest
    Okay, now its a bit more accurate to call it honorable mentions
    5 out of 7 are still sex jokes 4 out of 7. Two are only half sexual 8 out of 11.

    1."I just wish I never thought of this char"
    Irn: I got a question I REALLY don't want to ask
    Arcran: What?
    Irn: How much for ....... protection?
    Es: *facepalm*
    Irn: Never thought I'd ask that in a pokemon game
    Mesi: we should have saw this coming from "Sex Master Romeo"
    Es: We have to wait for Arcran to stop laughing.
    Arcran: ^100?
    Arcran: And yes. That is exactly what you were waiting on.
    Mesi: thats some cheap ass protection
    2. Giovanni's Replacement
    Mesi: in your game, who is Vermillion's gym leader?
    Arcran: Joey. He uses a lot of Pokemon.
    Arcran: Different types.
    Irn: Rattatta Joey?
    Arcran: His Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattatas.
    Arcran: Yes.
    Irn: His Raticate called Rattata
    Arcran: I just made this up on the spot, but I'm running with it.
    3. Romeo's Theme Song
    Mike: you wanna screw the very best
    Mike: like no one had before
    Irn: to bed them is his real test
    Mike: to bang them is his cause
    Irn: he will whore across the land
    Irn: shagging far and wide
    Irn: till the ladies understand
    Mike: the power he puts inside!
    Mesi: wow we are horrible perverted people
    Mike: yes
    Mike: yes we are
    4. At Least Tell Us What It Was!
    Mesi: welp time to do something incredibly stupid
    Mesi: later
    mike phone: sky piracy?
    Es: Aw, not at least gonna say what it is?
    Irn: probably public nudity
    Es: I could see him streaking.
    mike phone: aw, he left before the campaign idea...
    Irn: 95% of incredibly stupid things involve public nudity
    Es: Yeah, because nudity can be added to everything that's just avrage stupid.
    mike phone: and the other 5% involves the phrase "NOT THE FACE!"
    Es: Yeah
    Irn: or glue ... no, wait, that's still to do with nudity
    Es: Yeah
    mike phone: heh
    5. Arcs Big Idea
    Arcran: I just had a nasty idea for Pokemon world prostitutes.
    Arcran: Gardevoir looks like a chick.
    Arcran: Ralts can easily be mass produced and evolved into Kirlia....
    Arcran: Machops into Machokes....
    Arcran: You see where this is going?
    6. Never Thought Of That
    Es: How about just not nailing people who would still be in highschool.
    Es: Crazy idea, I know.
    Irn: Crazy, but it just might work
    Arcran: Good plan.
    7.They Grow Up so Fast
    Irn: Wow, we just had a conversation about religion without making an Arceus joke!
    Irn: We're growing up
    Es (Phone): No!!!
    Irn: Quick, someone make a sex joke...
    Mesi: Crap!
    Irn: BOOBIES!!!!
    Mesi: Penis!
    Mesi: Buttsex!
    8.Catch that Hustler!
    Mesi: Es werent you trying to get Hustler back here?
    Es: No, I said someone ver there should bring him over.
    Es: Someone who is normally in that threa
    Mesi: *looks at Esh*
    Es: *uses Glare on Esh*
    Irn: tell him it needs more sex jokes
    Mesi: dont use Glare, it will paralyze him!
    Irn: Use Mean Look
    Es: Then he can't leave!
    Irn: Leer?
    Irn: Scary Face!
    Mesi: Whirlwind! it will force him to flee the other thread!
    Irn: Baton Pass hustler over here
    Mesi: or U-Turn
    Irn: or volt switch him in
    Es: Or Follow Me.
    Irn: Es win
    Hustler broke free! Aww, he appeared to be caught....
    9. Hustler's Balls
    hustlertwo: But I figure once I weaken it with someone else, Kakuna can hold it off while I chuck balls
    10. Arc's Heart
    Arcran: That's why you get the break.
    Arcran: That and I do have a heart.
    Arcran: Somewhere.
    11. Repellant Paul
    hustlertwo: Team is one big sausage fest, yes
    hustlertwo: 4 mons, all dudes
    hustlertwo: Poor Paul repels females of all species
    12. <.< Yes, Double Team >.>
    Irn: Arte n Ennis double team
    Es: ^YES^
    Mesi: Bow chicka bow wow!
    13. Best Single Comment
    Irn: Mesi, the guys was asking how two men have sex. You should explain it to him IN GRAPHIC DETAIL.
    14. Ethan's Balls
    Mesi: Notice how Ethan paid no mind to the insult.
    Mike: that is true
    Mike: just saying.
    Irn: Ethan doesn't need balls, he has science!
    15. Poke Sabbath
    Mesi: I'm resisting the urge to not do any battlefest stuff and just play HG
    Irn: it is sunday Mesi
    Irn: you can take a break
    Arcran: Thou shalt rest on the Sabbath!
    Mesi: That assumes I've been doing anything on Battlefest that I would deserve a break
    Arcran: Heh.
    Irn: Thou shalt Pokemon on the Sabbath
    Mesi: ^Nice
    16. Irn's Stalker
    Irn: Mesi, I got rid of my avi cos of all the BS everyone gives me
    Es: Sadly
    Mesi: Thinking your a girl?
    Es: Yeah
    Mesi: awww.
    Mesi: running with no avvy atm?
    Irn: yep, I'm naked
    Es: *flees*
    Irn: "I'm invisible"
    Mesi: *stares*
    Mesi: *throws paint*
    Mesi: *stares*
    17. Kind of Pokemon Hus likes
    hustlertwo: Besides, he seems like a fun little mon, going around beating up homeless people.
    18. Dude, no. Just...no.
    Es: Hm, wonder if the guns that Paul might get are special in any way.
    Irn: he needs to share out the guns
    Irn: well, not like I'd be any use with them
    Es: Be of use during the time you don't need to heal.
    Es: Better than just sitting around.
    Irn: *sitting around*
    Irn: *looks at his wheelchair*
    Irn: not cool bro
    19. The Most Blatant Lie EVER
    Arcran: You know I don't like killing PCs.
    20. Hust's New Priorities
    Hustlertwo: I'm off, sex to be had and games to be won. later bitches.
    21. MIND ****
    Irn: HOLY CRAP
    Irn: just realised
    Es: What?
    Irn: Gender Swapped Arte and Romeo: http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=...view&id=918342
    Es: Wow
    Es: How did we not see that
    Irn: even the personalities match
    Es: I know!
    Irn: I know right!
    Irn: mind blown
    Irn: can't stop seeing Arte as Cheren now
    Irn: and Romeo totally is Bianca
    Es: Yeah
    Irn: even have the same self confidence issue over their strength
    Es: Arte has a need to be stronger, Romeo doesn't realize he is stronger than he thinks.
    22. Poor Edro
    Arcran: You know what you need to do?
    Arcran: Sometime when she shifts, Male Absol.
    Arcran: That wants a mate.
    Arcran: RHYHORN
    Irn: he's losing a powerful ability
    Arcran: MAKE A RHYHORN RAPE HIM
    Arcran: Awww, it's not Field...
    Kuji: XD
    rn: >.<
    Arcran: DONPHAN
    MAKE A DONPHAN RAPE HIM
    Es: Primeape, Emboar, Krookodile, Hippowdown, Ursaring, Slaking, Rhyperior...
    Arcran: SO IS WAILORD
    Arcran: On that note, I'm going to go eat some fish sticks for dinner.

    Highlights of V1:
    1. Eddie bitch slaps Damian for his sass:
    "Depending on how many bad choices you made, I reserve the right to smack you both at least once."
    "East, 2, about an hour ago. Drop it now or the number changes to three."
    "Did you-oh you didn't."
    He smacks Damian upside the head.
    2. Sigma's Verbal Smackdown
    "You know, you should really empty your history at some point, Ennis. It gets very tiresome digging through some of...those videos and pictures. Don't pass it off as being stolen, either. Seven searches in that catagory came up from yesterday alone. Oh, and find a better way to hide personal information than as a note in your phone, especially if you're going to use such a simple password as '[email protected]@ble,' or a numerification of 'Skitties are adorable.' Interesting password, too. You can tell a lot about a person by their password, I think. You don't strike me as one to love cute Pokémon very much. Anyways, it seems you stole the phone about a week ago, based on when pictures changed style and calls stopped getting sent out to the same normal numbers. The style of pictures changes from guys drinking at parties to ones of Pokémon like Jigglypuff, Meowth, a Gardevoir with a male sign next to it, one of a Pichu with three big hearts next to it, and things like that. I'd suggest a change in that password and to stop looking up porn before a virus ruins your phone." There's a hiss of static and then the phone goes silent.
    ....
    The voice crackles back on, louder than the phone should be able to be without damaging the speaker. "You act as though breaking a device I'm in is actually terrifying to me. You're a psychic, and a cocky one at that. Flinging devices around is about as scary to me as throwing out library books is to you. Waste of a good tool, but not exactly deadly. As to your fighting me, need I remind you that I can become psychic type, shrugging off half of the damage you give me, plus my defensive abilities. You on the other hand are a fragile human. You drain energy just to attack me as you do, while I do not. Furthermore, my 'idiot master' as you seem to have dubbed Damian told me to do nothing of the sort. I chose how to demonstrait my abilities. I could have done a multitude of things. That seemed to be the most interesting way to garner attenton after your little stunt." The voice goes down to a safe volume. "Oh, and Skitty do posess qualities that humans consider adorable. I simply thought that the group as a whole would find humor in the 'crazy evil psychic girl' having a soft spot for adorable Pokémon. You put on a facade that does not completely exist."
    Damian just stands cold. Sigma is no longer allowed on forums that encourage debate.
    3. Ennis has Naughty Dreams:
    'No Mr Wailord, don't do that to Miss Skitty!'
    Ennis startles awake.
    'Wah.... I mean ... whu? What happened?'
    4.Game Corner Employee Comits Suicide
    Sarah Wilson, a popular bartender at the Celadon Game Corner was found dead in her apartment this morning. The suicide note was short, consisting only of a scribbled ’Make it stop, MAKE IT STOP!’ Friends report that in her final days she was growing more and more paranoid and would occasionally shout at empty space to go away. Whether she lost her mind or something far more sinister has yet to be determined.
    5. Finger Banged Grimer Explosion!:
    Ennis dramatically points her finger at the grimer.
    'Bang'
    For a second nothing happens. Then it quite literally explodes, showering everybody nearby in putrid gunk.
    6.Child murder solves all problems:
    "Damnit! Ok fine, Rawf, torch the bodies. Damian, start a text about a houndour pack but stop mid word. And wipe the phone down with your jacket, get rid of finger prints."
    Rawf uses Ember on both of the kids and Miles checks thier pulses to make sure they are dead before all 3 of them start running in the opposite direction.
    In a matter of seconds the bodies are smoldering piles of ashes. As you run away you hear a cry and see the Diglett by the ash piles bobbing up and down.
    7. Arceus Witnesses
    "Hello, sir, we're with the Arcean Witnesses! Tell me, have you found Arceus?"
    ...
    "Why, to spread the word of Arceus, of course! The kingdom of Arceus awaits his faithful, sir, and we feel it's our duty to spread that word!"
    ...
    "Now sir, he made all things to watch their motions in life! The air, the land, the water, even the Magma below us. Can you deny there is still much left unexplained in life? How fire types work? How man and pokemon came from the primordial soup so different? I was lost like you, sir..."
    8. Miles gets Punched:
    The man slowly slides his chair back and stands up, walking towards you. He extends his hand as if to shake yours but at the last second turns it into a fist, hitting you hard on the jaw and dropping you.
    "Who do you think you are? You just waltz in and talk before I do? And your introduction! Seriously? 'Uh, hey, um, I'm Miles.' Seriously? Are you the crap they're dragging in these days? Comon, grow a pair!" he says in disgust, walking over to his chair.
    The large Pokemon makes a weezing sound in the background. At first you think it's choking, but then you realize it is laughing at you.
    9. Meet Ennis
    'You better run along, little fool. Otherwise, you'll find out what I did to him. Do you really want to know? Or would you rather leave with both your testicles still attached to your body?'
    ....
    Should Miles look down he would see a playing card between his legs. It was spinning rapidly and the the edges looked sharpened. Maybe her threat to castrate him wasn't just an idle threat.
    Last edited by Arcran; 2013-05-20 at 01:40 PM.
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    Yeah, but Arcran is the GM. Can we be sure of anything?
    Quote Originally Posted by IrnBruAddict
    I always picture Arc as LE, with CE tendancies
    Quote Originally Posted by Espirit15
    Arc is a good GM. Evil, but a good GM

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    And I choose blue! To go with his hair.

    Presenting Miles Ruthar
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    Taking orange, because it's a favorite.
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    Ennis Martillo, Psychic

    And I choose Red
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    Character:
    {table=head]Name|Damian Voiron
    Gender:|Male
    Age:|18
    Level:|3
    Classes|Ace Trainer
    Money|1,550
    Badges|1[/table]

    Max HP: 63

    Stats:
    {table=head] Stat|Value|Modifier
    Strength:|15|+2
    Dexterity:|9|-1
    Constitution:|16|+3
    Intelligence:|10|+0
    Wisdom:|9|-1
    Charisma:|10|+0[/table]

    Inventory
    {table=head]Item|Amount|Effect
    Pokéball|1|Pokéball, +5 modifier
    Great Ball|4|Pokéball, no modifier
    Super Potion|2|
    Pokédex|1|Identifies things
    Nincada Egg|1|A reward
    PokéGear|1|Like an iPhone
    Lv. 10 Handwraps|1|Keeps hands semi-safe when punching things
    Fresh Water|3|Heals trainers too[/table]

    Character Info
    Physical Description:
    Damian is fairly tall, around six feet and some-odd inches, and he certainly looks like he has the strength to go with it. He tends to wear T-shirts, even if it's fairly cool out, or a jacket with a plain black undershirt if he has nothing else. He has brown hair that he keeps fairly short, and a fairly forgettable face, though his eyes have a tendency to stare at someone longer than is comfortable for most. His left arm is badly scared from a near fatal run in with a Scyther from day one on his League challenge when he was younger.

    Personality:
    Damian is a fairly polite person, though a bit cold at times. He doesn't focus very well, but he is still fairly smart, enough to make it through Trainer School with "Gym Trainer Potential" as the most common remark. If he's in a bad mood, he tries not to let it show. He was drawn towards the mystical and incorpreal, but has since taken an interest in a wider variety of Pokémon.

    Background:
    Damien was born and raised in Saffron City to a fairly average family. He went to Pokémon training school like most other kids, and there he learned about the League. From then on, he made it his goal in life to become a Gym Leader when he grew up. He didn't know what he would specialize in, but that was what he wanted to do. He studied his type tables and learned about stat training, as well as the League's standards for being a Gym Leader. What to specialize in! He could not decide. Finally, when he graduated from Trainer school at 16, his parents decided it was time for him to start his journey. It would be good for him, and it could help him decide in what he should specialize in as an eventual League Battler. His parents gave him a young Ralts named Era, a child of their own Pokémon (his parents came from Hoenn) and paid for a ticket on the train to Goldenrod. He planned on taking on the Johto League and Kanto League to earn enough badges to prove he is a powerful enough trainer to run his own Gym.
    His challenge was off to a good start. Well, good after the Scyther almost killed him. He decided to go out training south of Azealia and ended up getting chased down by a Scyther. He tried to fight it off, but every hit just glanced off of its exoskeleton. After a few nasty hits he was out cold. Somehow, Era was able to fight off the Scyther and get help.
    After a month of training he took on his first gym in Ekruteak and won quite easily. Things didn't ever go that well for him again. He was feeling confident and decided to head south to Azealia to go for his second badge. Well, try to head south. Things got bad fast. Night set early and Era, his Ralts, decided to take watch. After a fitful night of nightmare after nightmare, he woke up the next day and she was just gone. They searched all day and could not find even a sign of her. He asked for help in town and everyone just told him that a bug type likely got her, and that his nightmare was probably her trying to get him to wake up. He gave up on training then and there. If he couldn't keep his starter alive for one night in a forest there was no way he was ready for being a trainer. He released his other catches and became depressed for some time.
    After two years, he logged into a computer at the Pokémon Center to let his parents know that he has given up on his challenge (after two years he figured that he wouldn't look like a failure) when his starter died. Technically true. He sent the message. His parents refused to accept that he had quit. They told him to not come home until he had at least collected 8 badges, and by then he should be old enough to live on his own anyways. They also said that there was no way they were sending another Ralts with him, and that he should use something a bit hardier, but that he's on his own figuring out what that would be. Turned out well when an apparently released Porygon wandering the Web noticed the message and decide that this could be beneficial to it. The Porygon sent a message to him and Damian decided why not? The Porygon joined him and suggested he build a team before taking on a gym. Through a series of only semi-legal events that would take more time to describe than it's worth, he and Sigma helped someone in exchange for a Nincada egg. Right now he's in Cerulean, training for his second gym battle, caring for the tiny egg, as well as looking for some form of work. Two days ago he recieved a letter in thanks for the work that got him the Nincada egg, and suggesting a more perminant position.

    Features:
    {table=head]Feature|Frequency|Trigger|Effect
    Arms User (focusing on unarmed)|Static|N/A|Your AC check for Arms attacks is AC6. Whenever you deal damage with an ARMS FEATURE, add the highest of your STR, DEX, or CON modifiers to the damage dealt. Whenever you use an Arms feature, you deal [Damage Base 1] damage. If you are level 10 or higher, you deal [Damage Base 2] damage instead. If you are level 15 or higher, you deal [Damage Base 3] damage instead.
    Enhanced Training|Static|N/A|Each of your Pokemon gains and additional 20% the amount of experience they would gain normally.
    Improved Attack|Static|Damaging move hits|When adding up damage dealt to the foe, add either half of your STR modifier or half of your CON modifier before your foes subtracts their defense or special defense from the attack
    Brutal Workout|Daily – Every 10 levels gained, you may perform this Feature another time per day|Your Pokemon just defeated another Pokemon.|The target loses half of its full HP but gains +100% the experience they would have gained from the foe they just felled. This may only be used once per turn.
    Affirmation|At-Will|Your Pokemon fells a foe or scores a critical hit|Your Pokemon gains temporary Hit Points equal to your STR modifier doubled
    [/table]
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    Note on Guns: Guns follow slightly different rules than normal weapons. Treat their Damage Base as two higher than normal. Weapons Masters may not choose to specialize in Guns. Artificers cannot upgrade or create guns. This means guns are always of the Normal type. They are a Long Range Weapon. When using a gun add your level /5 to the damage (rounded down) instead of a stat. This is just a balance test. If it isn’t good then I’ll change it.


    Pokémon
    Name: Sigma
    Level: 11
    EXP: 1830
    Species: Porygon
    Gender: None (Refered to as male)
    Type: Normal
    Nature: Bold (+2 Defense, -2 Attack)
    Egg Group: Mineral
    Height: 2'7"
    Weight:80 lbs
    Diet Nulivore
    STAB: 2

    Stats:
    {table=head]Stat|Base|Added|Total
    HP|7|1|8
    Attack|4|0|1
    Defense|9|2|11
    Special Attack|9|2|11
    Special Defense|8|2|10
    Speed|4|3|7[/table]
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    Max Health: 35
    *
    Evasion: 2 Physical, 2 Special
    *
    Abilities:
    {table=head]Ability|Cast|Effect
    Trace|Hourly|The pokemon gains the Ability of a target within 10-meters of the pokemon with Trace. To sustain, the pokemon must remain out of a Poke Ball and above 0 HP.[/table]
    *
    Capabilites:
    {table=head]Capability|Value
    Overland:|6
    Surface|4
    Sky:|3
    Jump:|2
    Power:|1
    Intelligence:|4
    Wired|Wired Pokemon have a special relation to electronic devices. They can enter machines and travel through connected electronics through any cords that connect them instantly. While inside machines, they can read data on the machine on a check of 11, Daily. While inside machines, they can take control of the machine on a check of 17, Daily.
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    Moves:
    Natural (Level/Egg)
    Conversion
    Conversion2
    Sharpen
    Tackle
    Psybeam

    Learned (TM/Tutor)

    Bio
    A Porygon that appeared mysteriously to Damian at a Center. Does not have any strong moral connects, as is visible by his willingness to use his ability to go through electronics to perform less than savory activities. Spends too much time on debate forums. Speaks what he's processing, even if he shouldn't.

    Name: Alpha
    Level: 10
    EXP: 1480
    Species: Poochyena
    Gender: Male
    Type: Dark
    Nature: Lonely (+2 Attack, -2 Defense)
    Egg Group: Field
    Height: 1'9"
    Weight:30 lbs
    Diet Carnivore
    STAB: 2

    Stats:
    {table=head]Stat|Base|Added|Total
    HP|4+4|3|11
    Attack|8|3|11
    Defense|2|0|2
    Special Attack|3|0|3
    Special Defense|3|0|3
    Speed|4+3|3|10[/table]
    *
    Max Health: 43
    *
    Evasion: 1 Physical, 1 Special
    *
    Abilities:
    {table=head]Ability|Cast|Effect
    Quick Feet|Static|When Poisoned, Burned, Frozen or put to Sleep, the user's Speed is raised 2 Combat Stages When Paralyzed, the use's Speed is raised 4 Combat Stages. When a Pokémon loses the status, their Combat Stages are lowered what they raised.[/table]
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    Capabilites:
    {table=head]Capability|Value
    Overland:|7
    Surface|4
    Jump:|2
    Power:|1
    Intelligence:|3
    Tracker|Pokemon with the Capability Tracker have a strong sense of smell that they can use to follow other Pokemon or people. If the Pokemon has smelt whom they want to track in the past day, or one of their personal belongings, they can pursue that prey with a check of 11 or better on d20. To pick up a random scent from nothing, a check of 16 or better on d20 will allow the Pokemon to follow that scent. To pick up a specific scent from nothing, a check of 20 on d20 will allow the Pokemon to follow that scent. A Pokemon may only make these checks once per hour. If a Pokemon learns the Move Odor Sleuth and does not have the Tracker Capability, they gain Tracker.
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    Moves:
    Natural (Level/Egg)
    Tackle
    Howl
    Sand Attack

    Learned (TM/Tutor)

    Bio
    A Poochyena that Damian recieved as a test from Team Rocket.

    Caught Pokémon: 3
    Porygon, Poochyena, Diglett

    Seen Pokémon: 22
    Porygon, Machamp, Pinser, Poochyena, Houndour, Aipom, Slowpoke, Tyrogue, Tauros, Butterfree, Diglett, Krabby, Grimer, Grovyle, Ninjask, Rhydon, Primape, Combee, Squirtle, Meowth, Spinarak, Quilava

    Wish List (Final forms)
    Espeon or Umbreon, Rotom, Cofagrigus, Banette, Dusknoir, Feraligatr, obligatory Crobat, Victreebel, Reuniclus, Gengar, Chandelure, Yanmega, Galvantula, Bronzong, Sharpedo, Starmie, Zoroark, Mismagius, Castform, Cryogonal, Absol, Ditto, Metagross
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    A few questions:

    • Can I use Houndour's Smog (or other opaque fog-like attacks) like James did in the anime? I.E. as a temporary blinder while we make an escape
    • Can we control extremly minor NPCs? What I mean is if say on our way to the Game Corner, I bump into a tourist, can I "control" him just so theres interaction. This is for NPCs that will be explicitly met only once and are of no significance whatsoever.
    • Can we use italics for inner thoughts? I like to have my characters have their thoughts revealed (OOC for non-mindreaders), but I promise I won't have long internal monologues unless its appropriate. This is important for psychics obviously, but I kinda want to know too.
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    I'd guess that you'd have to use smokescreen to do that.
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    I figured Smokescreen would do a far better job, but Rawf isn't high enough level for that. I guess it might be over powered for an attack like Smog to function like that.

    Actually that brings up another question: Do the pokemon only have 4 moves? I didn't see anything in the Players Handbook about number of move limits or anything. (Unless I'm blind).
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    Quote Originally Posted by MesiDoomstalker View Post
    A few questions:

    • Can I use Houndour's Smog (or other opaque fog-like attacks) like James did in the anime? I.E. as a temporary blinder while we make an escape
    • Can we control extremly minor NPCs? What I mean is if say on our way to the Game Corner, I bump into a tourist, can I "control" him just so theres interaction. This is for NPCs that will be explicitly met only once and are of no significance whatsoever.
    • Can we use italics for inner thoughts? I like to have my characters have their thoughts revealed (OOC for non-mindreaders), but I promise I won't have long internal monologues unless its appropriate. This is important for psychics obviously, but I kinda want to know too.
    1. Not really. Maybe a bit, but it wouldn't be that effective.
    2. Yeah, for the intro. Don't give yourself anything though.
    3. Italics for thoughts is pretty standard, go for it.

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    I'd guess that you'd have to use smokescreen to do that.
    This.

    Quote Originally Posted by MesiDoomstalker View Post
    I figured Smokescreen would do a far better job, but Rawf isn't high enough level for that. I guess it might be over powered for an attack like Smog to function like that.

    Actually that brings up another question: Do the pokemon only have 4 moves? I didn't see anything in the Players Handbook about number of move limits or anything. (Unless I'm blind).
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    Pokemon can have more than four moves, least as far as I know, don't know how Arcran would do it. In the other game I'm in you're allowed 7 level-up moves and 7 taught moves (egg moves, move tutour and TMs).

    In the end, I believe it's the GM's call.

    Edit: Damn charizard ninjas.
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    Irn, you should be doing Damage Base 1, not 2.
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    My bad, still getting used to the 1.30 arms features rules. I just smacked a kid in the face

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    Edit: Damn charizard ninjas.
    I'm telling you, we are screwed. That Charizard will be the death of us and we won't ever see it coming!

    But thanks Irn and Arcran. Thank you for clarifying. Sorry if I'm asking so many questions, this is a new system for me and a new GM. I'm testing the boundaries of both while I aclimate.
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    Esh and Espirit: You can eithe battle now and then attempt to join TR or battle after you are both members.
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    Think we'll fight beforehand. Is there an arena (legal or otherwise) in the Game Corner?

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    Arcran, is ok if I post again? I was expecting a response from you but you haven't yet, so I dunno if you want me to post again.
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    Think we'll fight beforehand. Is there an arena (legal or otherwise) in the Game Corner?
    Of course! Big 'ole cage in the middle. You didn't think they'd only bet on poker here, did you?

    Just ask if you can fight in it.

    EDIT: I'll post for you. Was justing waiting 'till I got home to put up a semi-big one.

    EDITEDIT: Well, was going to be big, but meeting a sobbing kid is way more fun.
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    Mesi, you should rob the kid of his last $100, it would be hilarious
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    Of course! Big 'ole cage in the middle. You didn't think they'd only bet on poker here, did you?

    Just ask if you can fight in it.

    EDIT: I'll post for you. Was justing waiting 'till I got home to put up a semi-big one.

    EDITEDIT: Well, was going to be big, but meeting a sobbing kid is way more fun.
    Oh good thing I was planning on it!

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    Mesi, you should rob the kid of his last $100, it would be hilarious
    I might, I just might. It be totally in character too. I'll post when i get to comp. Formtting is pain on comp its a nightmare on a smart phone.

    EDIT: To avoid double post. Eshkigal, I can't help but seeing your Krabby as a combo of these two characters. Please tell me he drinks heavily?
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    Oh gods, that accent. It makes my ears bleed just thinking about it.
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    I know. That post was the first thing I saw when I woke up. But hey, at least we know who the party face will beu and that she has a persona to work with right?
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    And she's one of the more homicidal characters in the group, too.
    As for Clamps, definitely the first one, but I'm saving the second for a golett or humanshape pokemon.

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    So can we assume that if we were watching the matches, we scanned our pokedex over the fighter and can add them to our seen list?

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    And she's one of the more homicidal characters in the group, too.
    As for Clamps, definitely the first one, but I'm saving the second for a golett or humanshape pokemon.
    Ya, I'm kinda scared about that. But hey group needs the affable character and I think thats Ennis. And I can't wait to see that. If we both get Golett's I wonder how'd they would interact
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    Yeah, that's why you know the names. If I give you the name, you scanned it. If I didn't, you didn't.
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    You do know that isn't her normal voice, right? She purposefully puts it on to appear like a bumbling tourist. Glad it got a good response though . I think I'll stick to this for her non-business voice, unless it does annoy you guys that much.

    Right now she's sounding a bit like this.

    Normally she sounds like this.
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    Oh I know its a facade. It's just that since you specified the the accent and the style of speaking was reflected in the text made it just that much more real. As long as she isn't always talking like that (Like whenever its just the party) I'll be fine. And if it does start to get really annoying, a simple fix would to be just say your talking in an accent and not do the whole vernacular thing. Its the speaking in the vernacular thats getting me.

    And I'm kinda proud that I nailed both her voices in my head.
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    As I said, she'll only do the accent when trying to play dumb. When on the job she doesn't speak much and does so rather threateningly.

    I'm guessing since I was at the other side of the room and not looking this way I didn't scan the pokemon from before? Just asking so I'm clear.
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    As I said, she'll only do the accent when trying to play dumb. When on the job she doesn't speak much and does so rather threateningly.

    I'm guessing since I was at the other side of the room and not looking this way I didn't scan the pokemon from before? Just asking so I'm clear.
    Yeah, you weren't watching the fight so no scans.
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    Do I see the Bee-Lady (I.E. Ennis) when she comes over to.the cage?
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