One liners, catchphrases, and battlecrys.

[newBlazingAngel]

Where you post the best badass lines you can think of, and can be regularly repeated.

"How about 19, does 19 work for you?"

"I hit it with my axe."

"You wanted mercy!? I'm chaotic neutral!"

[Jarian]

"Nope. Paladin."

(Ideally prefaced by someone asking if you've done enough heroics for the day.)

[Scots Dragon]

'RRRAARRRRRGGHHHHH!!!'
-Ordin Greysteel, the Noble Lord of Steelhold.

[Arranis Thelmos]

"Aaaahhh, ye marked!"
-Binwin Bronzebottom (Scott Kurtz) Pax 2010

"I'm not gonna metagame!"
-Aeofel Eldromane (Wil Wheaton) Pax 2011

[Craft (Cheese)]

"Disintegrate."

[Frenth Alunril]

Last week, player walks into his bar, worried that dopplegangers have infiltrated the town, he's suspicious of everything. It's been weeks since he's been here. He walks up to his hired bar man, and asks the man who I randomly have wiping glasses with a towel, "Have you seen me in here before."

I say, "Is this a test, Sir?"

All the players burst into laughter.

[newBlazingAngel]

-Aeofel Eldromane (Wil Wheaton)

Everything that comes out of Will Wheaton's mouth is pure gold.

[UrsielHauke]

Fine. I break another finger. Does he talk?

[newBlazingAngel]

"Is she hot?"

"I seduce her."

"I want to have sex with her."
"...Give me a roll."

[Daftendirekt]

Last week, player walks into his bar, worried that dopplegangers have infiltrated the town, he's suspicious of everything. It's been weeks since he's been here. He walks up to his hired bar man, and asks the man who I randomly have wiping glasses with a towel, "Have you seen me in here before."

I say, "Is this a test, Sir?"

All the players burst into laughter.

You, sir, win a cookie.

[ZakRenning]

"I was just covering up my mistake, I don't want to date the man-lady!"

"It's a good thing you hired me to do this, because I just did something really evil and this helped balance it out."

"I thought an artifact was something really old, I was gonna pick you up and present you to yourself."

DM:"It looks up at you with it's big bambi eyes."
PC: "DIE BAMBI DIE!"

[Vknight]

"Fire always seems to work for us"

"Why can't we have nice things?"

[Cespenar]

"I elbow-drop the prone drow."

-Paladin in full plate armor

[Yukitsu]

"We were not a God." was Cael's catchphrase, as people believed he was. Also, referred to himself in past tense plural.

"They called us "God Reaper" for a reason. Don't think a two bit deity of death and calamity can threaten those who judged the gods themselves." Cael talking to a death god.

"Systems at 600% over maximum safe capacity. Releasing final safety lock. Clear to fire." Eliza Watts' mech AI.

"You did more to me dying than you did fighting. I've your blood all over my shirt now." Alistair Morningwell

"I'll let my maid clean you up. If you prove to be anything greater than scum on my floor, I'll deal with you personally." Leonin Wintervine

"Of course I planned for that." Me

[Craft (Cheese)]

"Is she hot?"

"I seduce her."

"I want to have sex with her."

It's funny the first time, but gets old when they do it with every female NPC not explicitly described as being fat and ugly. And sometimes, even then!

[Pokonic]

"I am no mere god." Actualy spoken at one point, and has a story behined it that would spoil the quote.

" Hey drow, guess how many fighters it takes to wipe out one of your clans?
Just one."

"What do you plan to do, bleed on me?" Spoken to a magma elemental.

[newBlazingAngel]

Those are all lines, taken from completely separate things occasions.

One is from a Call of Cthulu story, another is from, "The gamers: Dorkness Rising," and the last is from a video series call 'Fear of Girls.'

[ZakRenning]

"Well i replaced the old goblin heart with that of a black stallion. its one suped up golblin with flames painted on the sides."

[Sampi]

A very strong evil demonic ghost. A wizard of high level. A lenient DM.

Wizard casts four Mordenkainen's Swords while in Time Stop, and his familiar uses Imbued Walls of Force to trap the ghost in with the swords. Add a Delayed Blast Fireball for good measure.

Blackguard, watching from the side: "It may be an undead evil monstrosity from the lower planes, but the question is: Will It Blend?"

It did. We named that particular spell combo "the blender" from that day on. I know it's not optimized but man, it was good fun.

[Jukebox Hero]

I prepared explosive runes this morning. (Varsuuvius)

[NikitaDarkstar]

"I don't need luck, I had a good nights sleep." - Faerie sorceress. (Yes I had been playing Mass Effect the night before.)

[Philistine]

"And stay down!"
- after casting Grease

"Now, dance! Dance, I said!"
- after tagging an opponent with any Charm effect

[Vladislav]

<after the BBEG gives the inevitable speech bragging how poweful they are>

"But are you even one tenth as pissed off as I am?"

[Lord Raziere]

"Fight or flight? I don't hear anything like that, all I hear is Charge, Charge Charge…"

"Whats the problem? Does it exist? Ok, I jump over it."

"I can solve it with fire! Whats the problem?"

[Craft (Cheese)]

<after the BBEG gives the inevitable speech bragging how poweful they are>

"But are you even one tenth as pissed off as I am?"

<Interrupting anyone's speech about how awesome and important they are>

"Yeah, I really don't have time for this. *slaughter*"

[horngeek]

"I am no mere god." Actualy spoken at one point, and has a story behined it that would spoil the quote.

That sounds like an Exalted quote...

[Alleran]

Spoken to a Balor who had just succeeded in harnessing the power of an entire layer of the Abyss to become a demon lord:

Balor: You will be exterminated for your interference in my plans, mortals!
Paladin: Bring it, *****.

His demon lord form was very Dalek-ish, too.

[Ertwin]

"You hurt Mina" ~ The 7 foot half orc fighter/barbarian right before raging and raining pain on whichever poor mook most recently hit the 7 year old warlord.

"Taste the rainbow" (used for prismatic anything)

"I AM INEVITABLE!" ~ A dwarven ranger who turned into one (think Iron Monger)

[Dr paradox]

"Hit them in the Jewels!"
-Protus Quoyle, Bard, meaning it completely literally.

[Kymme]

My favorites.
"Lawful Good doesn't mean Lawful Nice"
-The Most Intimidating Paladin You Will Ever Meet
"We can't take you anywhere, can we?"
-the whole group, talking about the barbarian
"No shame in loosing to a superior foe"
-a knight, I think