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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Elf Bard View Post
    Was it real bacon or canadian bacon?
    No such thing as "Canadian bacon". There is only one country in the entire world that has "Canadian bacon", and that's America. The vast majority of the world uses strip bacon and back bacon equally. Get over yourself.

    It was strip bacon, though.

    But Bacon Nation also offered a BB(s)BLTN. Um, a Back Bacon and (strip) Bacon and Lettuce and Tomato and Nutella sandwich. They also had deep-fried bacon-weave-wrapped hot dog-onna-stick, bacon-wrapped-deep-fried-mars-bar-onna-stick, bacon-wrapped-hot-dog-covered-in-bacon-bits...

    Edit: not exactly. Pemmican is ground beef, extra fat, and berries, all packed REALLY tightly together into a bar-like thing, for super-nutrience on long hiking or canoing trips in the wilderness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll View Post
    Moonie.

    Do you have any idea what traditional Canadian cuisine is like?

    That is one of the MOST CANADIAN MEALS EVER.

    You ever seen the "Epic Meal Time" guys? They're Canadian. From Montreal, specifically.

    There is nothing more Canadian than the combination of unhealthy and bacon. WE INVENTED unhealthy and bacon, practically. Only not really, but yeah.

    Oh yeah, forgot the mention, the bacon-splosion had Jack Daniels bbq sauce. Because pretty sure we ACTUALLY invented the "cook bacon with jack daniels sauce" thing.
    Speaking of unhealthy, tonight I purchased a sandwich known as the "Fat Blunt," which consisted of bacon, an egg, two fried cheese sticks, and lots of french fries between two pieces of bread.

    It was glorious but I feel awful now.
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    ...Damn.

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    You did offer me minionship, but you stopped giving supportive feedback or comments. Bah I say!

    I'll ask nicely next time. ;)
    I'm sorry! I watched your latest episode you linked on GitP (unless you've just put another up), but I've been a bit stressed over some things I've been handling now that I'm back home, and I didn't remember to comment along. I'll catch up and remedy that at some point. >.<
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Elf Bard View Post
    Pemmican.

    *googles*

    Beef jerky?
    A dried and ground mixture of game meat, rendered fat, and berries, used by fur traders as a trail food.

    Something I keep meaning to try, actually, after recently returning to carnivory after 10 years as a veg.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Elf Bard View Post
    ...Damn.

    That is all.
    Right, to clarify, by "get over yourself", I wasn't referring to you specifically but to the general American assumption that the entire world shares their culture. Sorry, unfortunate-nerve-touching there...

    Edit: Used by various native cultures long before the fur traders! Can't forget them. That's where the fur traders got it from and all.

    Edit Edit: Here's a better picture of what proper pemmican looks like. I've never actually had pemmican, now I think about it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cobra_Ikari View Post
    I'm sorry! I watched your latest episode you linked on GitP (unless you've just put another up), but I've been a bit stressed over some things I've been handling now that I'm back home, and I didn't remember to comment along. I'll catch up and remedy that at some point. >.<
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saithis Bladewing View Post
    D'aww, that was a joke, not an extra stress. *Hugs.* Sorry to hear about home stuff, that's never good.
    *returns hug* Watching your LPs isn't an extra stress, don't worry. But thank you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll View Post
    Moonie.

    Do you have any idea what traditional Canadian cuisine is like?

    That is one of the MOST CANADIAN MEALS EVER.

    You ever seen the "Epic Meal Time" guys? They're Canadian. From Montreal, specifically.

    There is nothing more Canadian than the combination of unhealthy and bacon. WE INVENTED unhealthy and bacon, practically. Only not really, but yeah.
    Gwyn.

    Do you have any idea what traditional American cuisine is like?

    ANYTHING CONTAINING THAT MUCH MEAT AND FAT AND IS THE MOST AMERICAN MEAL EVER.

    Have you ever seen Regular Ordinary Swedish Mealtime? It's totally unrelated to this conversation.

    There is nothing more Internet-American than the combination of unhealthy and bacon. WE WORSHIP unhealthy and bacon, practically. Really, yeah.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoonCat View Post
    Gwyn.

    Do you have any idea what traditional American cuisine is like?

    ANYTHING CONTAINING THAT MUCH MEAT AND FAT AND IS THE MOST AMERICAN MEAL EVER.

    Have you ever seen Regular Ordinary Swedish Mealtime? It's totally unrelated to this conversation.

    There is nothing more Internet-American than the combination of unhealthy and bacon. WE WORSHIP unhealthy and bacon, practically. Really, yeah.
    And yet despite worshipping fat food, it's the Canadian's that come up with french fries in gravy with cheese.

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    I SEE WHAT MOONIE DID THERE.

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    We don't need people like the Canadian EMT guys or that Japanese newspaper that eats burgers the size of a small child in order to win on gluttony. You guys have people who eat that horrendously and are famous for it. In America, such acts of gluttony are not newsworthy, because you can see them every day. =P
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    Well, you know what they say:

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    Pizza with cream cheese.
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    Regular Normal Glaswegian Mealtime:

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    2. Cover in batter and deep-fry.
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    How apropos. I just finished making up a whole pan of bacon. Why? Just so that I have some ready-to-eat bacon over the next few days. Not that I didn't eat a piece before storing it away. Quality control, we'll call it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roland St. Jude View Post
    How apropos. I just finished making up a whole pan of bacon. Why? Just so that I have some ready-to-eat bacon over the next few days. Not that I didn't eat a piece before storing it away. Quality control, we'll call it.
    Just in case you needed bacon over the week?

    No wonder Rich chose you as a mod. Every mod must have good bacon habits.
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    My last name means bacon. Or tuna. Depends on how you want to translate it and what dialect you speak.
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    Huh. My last name means Fish.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll View Post
    Huh. My last name means Fish.


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    That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
    That follows the cleric,
    That serves the lich,
    That seeks the gate,
    That guards the snarl,
    That lives in the prison the gods built.


    guess what I was gone but now I'm back

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll View Post
    Huh. My last name means Fish.


    We are kin!

    What type of fish? Or does it just mean "fish" in general?
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    We are kin!

    What type of fish? Or does it just mean "fish" in general?
    No.

    My last name is actually just "Fysh".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll View Post
    No.

    My last name is actually just "Fysh".
    Alas, we can not be kin.
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    Gwyn.

    Do you have any idea what traditional American cuisine is like?

    ANYTHING CONTAINING THAT MUCH MEAT AND FAT AND IS THE MOST AMERICAN MEAL EVER.

    Have you ever seen Regular Ordinary Swedish Mealtime? It's totally unrelated to this conversation.

    There is nothing more Internet-American than the combination of unhealthy and bacon. WE WORSHIP unhealthy and bacon, practically. Really, yeah.
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    I'll try that, thanks. (After my brain stops being baked from 3.5 billion years of Spore in four hours)
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    On the topic of last names; Part of me wants to put my last name up here in case anyone wants to attempt to guess what it means. (Seriously, I still don't know fully! Damn spelling not being standardised in the sixteen hundreds... I blame the whole thing on the illiteracy of former generations! Nah... Just kidding, it really is unknown.)
    But, considering its rarity and the fact I've already said numerous times what country I live in, you'll be able to track me down. And then crazy jet-lagged people could attack me in the street!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roland St. Jude View Post
    How apropos. I just finished making up a whole pan of bacon. Why? Just so that I have some ready-to-eat bacon over the next few days. Not that I didn't eat a piece before storing it away. Quality control, we'll call it.
    I can't actually fry bacon anymore.
    Baking it is really the only way for me, plus it's healthier (doesn't hurt that I'm using turkey as well).
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    Aquiring bacon is a difficult task here in israel.
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    Somthing i REALLY REALLY like is to take the remaining chicken wings from the soup, coat them like a schnitzel and fry them.

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