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2012-09-18, 09:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Mercenary Pen's Meticulously Planned Machine of Prose Random Banter #182
Ditto.
Now should i type my next post about the ascending raccoon mutant god, the songfighting pegasus with a metal wing that farts lightning at Elder God knock-offs, the bloddy shadowbeast that takes after ghost rider, the doctor and occasionally monty python, or even that mutant pony marewhore bodyguard with beserk-button sunglasses?
EDIT: Also, I'm apparently a better storyteller than I thought I was. In the last... oh, two, three months, I've received... roughly five or six compliments on the things I've written here on the boards.Last edited by HalfTangible; 2012-09-18 at 09:53 PM.
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2012-09-18, 10:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Mercenary Pen's Meticulously Planned Machine of Prose Random Banter #182
Beer and Cheeze-Its do not go together well. Also, on a related note, I had some Cheeze-Its in one hand and my ear buds in the other. And I tried to put the Cheeze-Its in my ear. Man. I was really confused as to why the damn Cheeze-Its weren't playing my music.
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2012-09-18, 10:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Mercenary Pen's Meticulously Planned Machine of Prose Random Banter #182
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2012-09-18, 10:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Mercenary Pen's Meticulously Planned Machine of Prose Random Banter #182
Now I am really confused... But then, not everything has to make sense straight away.
And yes. You are very good at the whole storytelling thing. Much better than I am.
I think you'd be even more confused if the Cheeze-Its were playing your music.
Also, I can't see your avatar for some reason...Mauve Shirt, Savannah, Gnomish Wanderer, Cuthalion and Smuchmuch get cookies for making me avatars. (::)
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2012-09-18, 10:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Mercenary Pen's Meticulously Planned Machine of Prose Random Banter #182
Euuuurrrrrrrgh. This job application is taking so LONG, and we all know I'm not gonna get it anyway DX
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2012-09-18, 10:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-09-18, 10:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Nah. I wasn't even tipsy. It was the least amount of beer I've ever had.
They're got a decent after taste together.
Probably.
Huh. I can't either, now that you mention it. Should probably get that fixed...
Yeah. I've done that. When I was little I started to drink some grated pasta cheese and pour my milk all over the pasta. Don't know why I remember that.
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2012-09-18, 10:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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You're not trying to get a job from yourself, why would you mail it to yourself?
(Look. even if you don't get THIS job, you can look for the next one and possibly reuse the application, depending on the form it takes. I spent over a year and a half (maybe longer) trying to get a job at a grocery store and i never got a call back. So i tried Kroger's instead. Got it in a few months.)
Those are short descriptions of actual characters i roleplay on the boards. One of them is the Doctor, actually.
Last edited by HalfTangible; 2012-09-18 at 10:21 PM.
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2012-09-18, 10:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Mercenary Pen's Meticulously Planned Machine of Prose Random Banter #182
I once up-ended an entire glass of milk into my salad. This was about five minutes after I had gotten my entire family to laugh themselves silly because I'd just tried to sip the salt-shaker.
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2012-09-18, 10:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Poured juice on my cereal once, and mistook salt for sugar another time.It's an online form. A really LONG online form. It's gonna get tossed off into the datastream and lost forever -.-
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2012-09-18, 10:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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That's pretty fun. It also for some reason reminds me of this time when I was hanging out with the rest of the Trivia Team in the Chem room and started singing I Am Cow. Made chocolate milk come out of this one girl's nose twice. It was unfortunate, to say the least.
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2012-09-18, 10:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-09-18, 11:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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I once had a baby carrot come out of my nose because I laughed when eating it.
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2012-09-18, 11:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Hate me if you want. But that's your issue to fix, not mine.
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2012-09-18, 11:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-09-18, 11:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-09-18, 11:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-09-18, 11:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Yes, seriously. It's actually something I remember vividly, mainly because of the pain.
Yeah, I couldn't come to terms with it for years afterwards.
I... have a big nose? I guess? I dunno!
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2012-09-18, 11:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-09-18, 11:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-09-19, 12:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-09-19, 12:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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Ouuuch.
I have sooo many stories about me doing dumb stuff.
Humor is tragedy plus time. For example the night I nearly froze to death at a hot springs in April. In a tent. With fifteen other people. On a school trip.Spoiler: This signature is a historical relic from a long-ago time of regular forum activity.Aww man! Even all the witty self referencing sigs are gone now!
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2012-09-19, 12:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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Hate me if you want. But that's your issue to fix, not mine.
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2012-09-19, 12:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-09-19, 12:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-09-19, 01:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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I think I need to stop doing homework at a quarter to twelve at night. It might be affecting my mood in the mornings.
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2012-09-19, 01:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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Aaaand I didn't get the job. Didn't even get a follow-up.
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2012-09-19, 02:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-09-19, 03:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-09-19, 04:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Mercenary Pen's Meticulously Planned Machine of Prose Random Banter #182
I'm 188 cm long and weigh 64 kg. My BMI is 18.1, which is considered underweight, but not verily so. You can see my ribs in one of the pictures, so yes, I'd say I have the right to call myself scrawny. Anything else is just an illusion caused by thick fleece jackets.
Also, you're going to love one of the pictures I'll post when I have my brothers' permission. Just saying...
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