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[DigoDragon]

Dash and Do in the desert, doing ... deeds?

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Delicious.

New pony thread and on page 5 already?
What would Queen Chrysalis say?

I think she would say...

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[Anarion]

Dash and Do in the desert, doing ... deeds?

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Deadly, I didn't notice this my first time skimming through, but let me just say that I love your pony art. Rainbow Dash looks so confident in that picture.


In other news, CASTLEVANIA PONIES!! They need to finish this! They must, they must, they must! It looks so amazing.

[Kairaven]

New pony thread and on page 5 already?

What would Queen Chrysalis say?

you can shift, you just thrives
Draining the love from their lives
ooh.. lead that swarm, hear them scream
Dig in the Changeling Queen

Wedding day and the shield is down
soon you'll get that Equestria crown
Where foods are a plenty, the hive is released
You come in looking for a feast

Everypony will be confined
day is perfect and swarm will dine
With a bit of good planning, everything is fine
You're not in it for romance
And when you get the chance

You are the Changeling Queen
steal the scene, regal and pristine.
Changeling Queen, Glowing Green
lead the hive machine, oh yeah

you can shift, you just thrives
Draining the love from their lives
ooh.. lead that swarm, hear them scream
Dig in the Changeling Queen

You're a teaser, you turn 'em on
Leave 'em burning and then you're gone
Looking out for another, anyone will do
You'll place them in a trance
And when you get the chance

You are the Changeling Queen
steal the scene, regal and pristine.
Changeling Queen, Glowing Green
lead the hive machine, oh yeah

you can shift, you just thrives
Draining the love from their lives
ooh.. lead that swarm, hear them scream
Dig in the Changeling Queen
Dig in the Changeling Queen

[INoKnowNames]

In other news, CASTLEVANIA PONIES!! They need to finish this! They must, they must, they must! It looks so amazing.

May I fund this? Where may I send my money? I demand to know where I may send some money to help fund this. Or I will start crying bloody tears.

[Deadly]

Deadly, I didn't notice this my first time skimming through, but let me just say that I love your pony art. Rainbow Dash looks so confident in that picture.

Thanks

Confident Dash is Best Dash

[otakuryoga]

I might well need to be doing a mediation training the whole day on the 10th. Knowing this thread, and considering how far afield we've wandered over the course of the long ponyless* summer, I can only imagine that missing episode 1 live will force me to read skip at least 10 pages worth of thread. QQ

oh, i think we will cover well more than 10 pages in the 24 hours after season premiere(especially since its an hour long). we have not gotten nearly as many spoilers(yet anyway) as we did last season since they wanted to make sure everyone knew about DeLancie casting therefore we will have to discuss alot more after seeing it for 1st time that day 8)

[Welf]

I think she would say...

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you can shift, you just thrives
Draining the love from their lives
ooh.. lead that swarm, hear them scream
Dig in the Changeling Queen

Wedding day and the shield is down
soon you'll get that Equestria crown
Where foods are a plenty, the hive is released
You come in looking for a feast

Everypony will be confined
day is perfect and swarm will dine
With a bit of good planning, everything is fine
You're not in it for romance
And when you get the chance

You are the Changeling Queen
steal the scene, regal and pristine.
Changeling Queen, Glowing Green
lead the hive machine, oh yeah

you can shift, you just thrives
Draining the love from their lives
ooh.. lead that swarm, hear them scream
Dig in the Changeling Queen

You're a teaser, you turn 'em on
Leave 'em burning and then you're gone
Looking out for another, anyone will do
You'll place them in a trance
And when you get the chance

You are the Changeling Queen
steal the scene, regal and pristine.
Changeling Queen, Glowing Green
lead the hive machine, oh yeah

you can shift, you just thrives
Draining the love from their lives
ooh.. lead that swarm, hear them scream
Dig in the Changeling Queen
Dig in the Changeling Queen

Well, than that is settled.

[Pendulous]

Every time Ron Jaworski appears on Pardon the Interruption (it's a sports thing), he calls him "The Great and Powerful Jaws". Always makes me do a quick "Huh?"

[Eakin]

I would just like to say that I love Contraptionology, and you should too.

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All right, then! High time we had an actual science lesson in this here story. So listen up, y'all: before we start in on the tale of the single worst half hour of my life so far, we're gonna gab for a second about a little something called the Cloppler Effect. In your basic technical terms, this here thing describes the apparent variation in frequency of an emitted waveform as the emitter approaches or moves away from a fixed observer. When the object that's sending out a moving waveform is itself moving, it causes the waves in front of it to get all bunched up, a bit like driving cattle. As a result, your hypothetical stationary observer is gonna perceive them waves as coming more frequently, thus, at a higher "frequency" (see how that works?) Now, this becomes powerful important in the study of celestial motion, because a light-emitting heavenly body which is moving toward you will tend to shine out bluer than a heavenly body that's more relatavistically stationary, all 'cause blue light has a higher frequency, see? The Cloppler Effect applies equally well to an emitter giving off physical propagation waves (sound, e.g.), and the effect there is not blue-shifted light, but rather, a higher perceived pitch!

Um. Y'all.

Anyhow, long and short of it: say you're a pony, a normal, sensible earth pony with her hooves on the ground, just as Grower and Nature intended. And you look up in the sky, where – and I cannot stress this point too strongly – earth ponies ain't supposed to be, and you see a frazzled-looking orange-colored earth mare zooming across the sky on a cloud-scooter in your direction, clinging for dear life to the back of her blue barnstormer pegasus friend, and you happen to hear that orange pony screaming her fool head off in absolute spit-blind terror...

...well, just keep in mind that she ain't really screaming all high-pitched and sissybritches. She's actually bellowing in a real respectable and adult-like fashion. If she sounds like a panicked schoolfilly to you, well, that's just science messing with your ears. Blame Mr. Cloppler for that.

I heartily second this recommendation. You should also read Skywriter's other fics as well, Princess Celestia Hates Tea is one of my all time favorites.

He also writes for the webcomic Skin Horse, which you should all be reading too

[Weimann]

Save the date.

What are the odds that they're referencing Friendship is Witchcraft?

[Maxtronaut]

Crack theory time! :D

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The jewelry that the royal sisters wear is not for looks, but asd a means of restraint. Without wearing them, the sisters have full access to their god-like magical abilities. If Celestia hadn't been wearing them during her laser battle with Chrissy, than not only would she have defeated the changeling queen, bu probably destroyed Canterlot, and the mountain that it was built into.

Thus ends my crack theory. Oh, and welcome to the herd, Pendell! By default, you are now under the protection of all 300 of my currently deployed airships. Though, if Aotors and Lix are any indication, that won't be of much use anyway. :/

[Balmas]

Crack theory time! :D

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The jewelry that the royal sisters wear is not for looks, but asd a means of restraint. Without wearing them, the sisters have full access to their god-like magical abilities. If Celestia hadn't been wearing them during her laser battle with Chrissy, than not only would she have defeated the changeling queen, bu probably destroyed Canterlot, and the mountain that it was built into.

Jewelery as power inhibitors? I could see that working, though I don't think the Princesses would have problems with control.

Thus ends my crack theory. Oh, and welcome to the herd, Pendell! By default, you are now under the protection of all 300 of my currently deployed airships. Though, if Aotors and Lix are any indication, that won't be of much use anyway. :/

Or Boffinspark, or Dive Bomb, or Silent Night, or Bleakmane the Space pony vampire princess...

[Pendulous]

Save the date.

What are the odds that they're referencing Friendship is Witchcraft?

I don't see a Friendship is Witchcraft reference there.

[Anarion]

Save the date.

What are the odds that they're referencing Friendship is Witchcraft?

Unlikely. Generally speaking, show staff are discouraged from actively watching or reading fan works because it can create issues with copyright and trademark claims in the future. We all know that the Fim staff do look at Equestria Daily and probably do read stuff from time to time, but I suspect they avoid actually sitting down and spending their time watching/reading the fan made content.

[otakuryoga]

Is it the 10th yet?

damn you calendar..why you move so slow?

[Soras Teva Gee]

:Waves a white flag:

Of all the Playgrounders I never expected to see in a Pony thread.... Perhaps I should find out more about these mutated horse things.

Join us, my love.

Resistance... is futile.

Haven't done this in awhile but seems like the time:

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WE ARE THE HERD.
LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR MEDIA DEVICES.
WE WILL ADD YOUR BIOLOGICAL AND TECHNOLOGICAL DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN
YOUR SOCIAL LIFE WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US.

well, Hub facebook page just confirmed that season 3 will start on the 10th. Rejoice ponies, are your bodies ready?

YESSSSSSSSSSS

(Oh anypony win the bet?)

[Tvtyrant]

Crack theory time! :D

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The jewelry that the royal sisters wear is not for looks, but asd a means of restraint. Without wearing them, the sisters have full access to their god-like magical abilities. If Celestia hadn't been wearing them during her laser battle with Chrissy, than not only would she have defeated the changeling queen, bu probably destroyed Canterlot, and the mountain that it was built into.

Thus ends my crack theory. Oh, and welcome to the herd, Pendell! By default, you are now under the protection of all 300 of my currently deployed airships. Though, if Aotors and Lix are any indication, that won't be of much use anyway. :/

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But then why was NMM wearing all of that armor? She had a breastplate, a helmet and boot-things.

[t209]

I wonder why I am feeling that Crystal Ponies arc will be kinda like the Hobbit?
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I am feeling that Windigos have something to do with this upcoming arc.

[Pokonic]

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But then why was NMM wearing all of that armor? She had a breastplate, a helmet and boot-things.

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Who could take a naked alicorn seriously?

[Soras Teva Gee]

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Who could take a naked alicorn seriously?

I think most of us.

[Gamerlord]

I wonder why I am feeling that Crystal Ponies arc will be kinda like the Hobbit?
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I am feeling that Windigos have something to do with this upcoming arc.

I'm wondering why you have that feeling as well.

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I doubt the Windigo will appear, though I do suspect that if the Crystal Heart doesn't turn out to be Cadence, it will turn out to be the Flames of Friendship (Is that what it was called?) that was created when the Windigo were defeated.

I actually can't remember whether I picked Nov 3 or Nov 10, T_T. I'd search my post history, but y'know, forum.

Quickly playgrounders, to the Google-mobile!

[Anarion]

YESSSSSSSSSSS

(Oh anypony win the bet?)

I actually can't remember whether I picked Nov 3 or Nov 10, T_T. I'd search my post history, but y'know, forum.

[Tvtyrant]

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Who could take a naked alicorn seriously?

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Considering how freaking large they are? Everyone



Bow down little one, and know thy master!

[Soras Teva Gee]

I actually can't remember whether I picked Nov 3 or Nov 10, T_T. I'd search my post history, but y'know, forum.

For a second I thought we had a timey-wimey situation with this post...

Ehh like Gamerlord said google-fu with the "site:" command.

I know my bet was "after the DVD" as much as I made a bet.

[Maxtronaut]

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But then why was NMM wearing all of that armor? She had a breastplate, a helmet and boot-things.

Even the dumbest of villains will want something to conquer. If you end up destroying half of it, than that millenia spent on the moon was pointless.

[DigoDragon]

Just watched "Show Stoppers" again. At the end, when AJ and Rarity come to see their little sisters, I noticed Dash is there too, assuming for Scootaloo. I wonder if it's like a "Big Brother Big Sister" kind of relationship?

In other news, CASTLEVANIA PONIES!! They need to finish this! They must, they must, they must! It looks so amazing.

That DOES look amazing! I hope they go through with completion on this.

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Who could take a naked alicorn seriously?

**Raises hand**

[Pendulous]

Just watched "Show Stoppers" again. At the end, when AJ and Rarity come to see their little sisters, I noticed Dash is there too, assuming for Scootaloo. I wonder if it's like a "Big Brother Big Sister" kind of relationship?

I thought Twilight was the third pony there. I know she gave them a lesson at the end (that of course they didn't listen to).

[Tiki Snakes]

Or Boffinspark, or Dive Bomb, or Silent Night, or Bleakmane the Space pony vampire princess...

Space Vampire Unicorn Princess, if you don't mind (the precise order isn't important and can be re-arranged for emphasis). Alternatively, Space Pirate Princess Unicorn Vampire, at the moment. Oh, and if the talks go through, soon to be a Space Pirate Princess Unicorn Vampire Author. Just waiting to hear back from the publishers, but I'm sure they'll be delighted to see my new foal's story in schools and libraries across Equestria.
What were we even talking about anyway?


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[Ravian]

Just watched "Show Stoppers" again. At the end, when AJ and Rarity come to see their little sisters, I noticed Dash is there too, assuming for Scootaloo. I wonder if it's like a "Big Brother Big Sister" kind of relationship?

I always assumed that Rainbow Dash values her number one fan and would be quick to come watch her perform.

[Kd7sov]

(Oh anypony win the bet?)

I said the 10th, but I also said it'd be announced on the ninth; does that count?

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But then why was NMM wearing all of that armor? She had a breastplate, a helmet and boot-things.

Nightmare Moon re: the theory:

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You've seen Disney Aladdin, right? With the mode-lock armguard thingies?