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    Default Absolmorph's Awkwardly Amorous Albeit Alliterative Advances of Random Banter #187

    Have you ever been playing a video game and gotten mad at one of your characters because they wouldn't stop killing enemies?
    I keep doing that.

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    I have problems with them standing there as enemies kill THEM, but no. I can't think of instances where I get frustrated at my guys for murder.
    Can only thank GitP for being so good for so long.
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    It's not murder when they're trying to kill you, too.
    Some men just want to watch the world shift uncomfortably in its seat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kylarra View Post
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    I happen to like screwing around with Handle Animal.
    Red Mage, is that you?
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    Now you're cranking it up to eleven.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dimonite View Post
    A week ago, I didn't know who you were. Now I know: you're the BEST PERSON EVER.
    Quote Originally Posted by noparlpf View Post
    You seem to be having trouble with the idea that a rulebook can contradict itself, because it shouldn't, but...WotC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qwertystop View Post
    Zodi, you have a Wii U, right? Got one as a late Hannukah present unexpectedly. Whats your ID on there? I'm Qwertystop.

    Anybody else got one?
    My name is LaZodiac, I shall add you to my list of souls! Of which you will be the second.

    EDIT: Can't add you you haven't set up your friends list yet do this now.

    Also, a realization. I forgot to say that I was no longer sick. As we recall a few threads ago, I said no boogieing untill I feel better. So, let us...

    COMMENCE THE BOOGIEING!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qwertystop View Post
    Zodi, you have a Wii U, right? Got one as a late Hannukah present unexpectedly. Whats your ID on there? I'm Qwertystop.

    Anybody else got one?
    I've got one. I'm Skeppio on the Miiverse.

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    Nothing has gone right for me today.

    World - 1.
    Me - Negative 1,000,000.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac View Post
    My name is LaZodiac, I shall add you to my list of souls! Of which you will be the second.
    You have a list of souls?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynxae View Post
    Nothing has gone right for me today.

    World - 1.
    Me - Negative 1,000,000.
    I'm sorry for stealing your expansion... I would have helped you get another one... I just wanted my new base to have to not be half Terran, half Protoss and I needed the second expansion as my soon I would have had even more probes out of work...
    Anyway... Just so you know, we won.


    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonprime View Post
    You have a list of souls?
    It's either that or organise them in table form.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elemental View Post
    I'm sorry for stealing your expansion... I would have helped you get another one... I just wanted my new base to have to not be half Terran, half Protoss and I needed the second expansion as my soon I would have had even more probes out of work...
    Anyway... Just so you know, we won.
    How did you win that?

    ION: Drawing another pony is so relaxing while also listening to this song...
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    The lovely Dark Lady who's never at odds;
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynxae View Post
    How did you win that?

    ION: Drawing another pony is so relaxing while also listening to this song...
    I can't remember how many warpgates I had. All I can remember is that it was at least twenty.
    Does that answer your question?
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    Well, for me to gavotte on in is a tradition now... so:
    *Gavotte*

    That is... quite the thread title there, Absolmorph.
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    BY THE HEAVENS! Dimonite! You are even more awesome than I thought!
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    No!
    SARABANDE!

    Not that I dance or anything.
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    Default Re: Absolmorph's Awkwardly Amorous Albeit Alliterative Advances of Random Banter #187

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    Wait, this isn't a contest?
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    I was totally in Amsterdam. Now I'm in Prague. I'm tired. I finally have internet connection again.

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    Welcome to my continent, please wipe your feet

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    Amererdam's a nice city, but the Dutch country side is absolutely beautiful. Go see it if you can, Moony.
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    Silly Dragonprime, I mean my friends list.
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    So threads stop at page 50?

    Hm, that explains why no one was posting in the other thread... Probably should have known this.

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    We need to have kroepuk in the US. And proper chocolate that doesn't taste like ACID.

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    Are you going anywhere else, I haven't been to The Netherlands or The Czech Republic so if you say no I'll be short on conversation...
    My continent too! I have Dutch citizenship and everything!

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    Amererdam's a nice city, but the Dutch country side is absolutely beautiful. Go see it if you can, Moony.
    Oh, definitely. This is hardly my first visit, and my family reunions for the Dutch branch are all in Assen, on the converted farm of my great-aunt. I love it there. Most of my good memories from those come from time spent with my family though, but Amsterdam I always remember partly because of the city itself.

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    So threads stop at page 50?

    Hm, that explains why no one was posting in the other thread... Probably should have known this.
    The more you know...

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    Hm, that explains why no one was posting in the other thread... Probably should have known this.
    Don't worry, I found out the same way.

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    Well, home with the family for Christmas. My dog, who is old and going blind and hasn't seen me for about six months, still recognised me immediately and greeted me enthusiastically. This somewhat annoyed my sister, because it took him about two days to accept her again, and she's only been gone for a couple of months.
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