Wombat's Whimsical Wonderland of Random Banter #188 (now with more puns!)

[MoonCat]

Sorry about that.

I just wanted to give you a catnip mousey!

I just don't know what is wrong with me at the moment. Maybe my brain is half asleep or something, since I just got up (it was either giving my cat breakfast, or having her attacking my face in bed).

And I hope you get better soon. Seems like winter makes that happen these days....

Meh, fine.

I don't think I can handle being sick, sleep-deprive,d and being on catnip when I have a DnD battle coming up. Bast'll be all like "I'm going to go quit the battle in search of magic biscuits!"

Dang. My deceased kitty once pounced on my head and punctured a temple. Half my face was caked in blood, and we couldn't even see the nick after it stopped bleeding.

<grumbles> I don't know what happened to me never getting sick, but I basically have one cold a year nowadays. And I hate it.

[LaZodiac]

I know what it means to be sick, and trust me, you have my sympathies.

[MoonCat]

Ok, you're mostly correct but I'm calling foul on that last bit. I'm not sure you can do 'behind your back' in a public location where the back in question can read every word you're saying.

I was being referred to in third person, when I meant behind my back, I mean I was being discussed without specific intent for me to read it. So... behind my back under my nose, to steal a phrase from 'Allo, 'Allo?

Lets all have a glomp party on MoonCat!

Noooooooo.

In my own defense, I didn't realize what I was saying until you pointed it out. I guess I was distracted trying to figure out what steampunk is and watching a video about Jim Butcher to give some thought about what I was going to post.

That, and I'm not much of a morning person.

Unintentional early mornings ought to be illegal. I woke up at seven form my alarm clock, because after the long vacation I forgot I'd have to turn it off for the weekend.

[Drakeburn]

Unintentional early mornings ought to be illegal. I woke up at seven form my alarm clock, because after the long vacation I forgot I'd have to turn it off for the weekend.

Agreed, but if unintentional early mornings are illegal, that would mean that my cat would have to be arrested.

The alarm clocks I usually just press the off button when it goes off and continue sleeping. The problem is that my cat starts pestering me at 7.

I tried to lock her out this morning, but she managed to open the door and come back inside to pester me again!

[MoonCat]

Agreed, but if unintentional early mornings are illegal, that would mean that my cat would have to be arrested.

The alarm clocks I usually just press the off button when it goes off and continue sleeping. The problem is that my cat starts pestering me at 7.

I tried to lock her out this morning, but she managed to open the door and come back inside to pester me again!

She's tenacious.

[Mynxae]

WHERE do you even get that idea? Noooooo.

Gosh, I think you two would be positively adorable together!

[LaZodiac]

Noooooooo.

Unintentional early mornings ought to be illegal. I woke up at seven form my alarm clock, because after the long vacation I forgot I'd have to turn it off for the weekend.

In truth I only suggested it to quickly steer the topic towards happier thoughts

Ironically that's how I WANT to wake up. 7 in the morning every day, a nice fresh start to the morning!

Personaly, Myxnea, I think Moony would be adorable with whoever she ends up with, because she's a great person

[MoonCat]

Gosh, I think you two would be positively adorable together!

He's a child! He's like, fourteen now? Never!

Ironically that's how I WANT to wake up. 7 in the morning every day, a nice fresh start to the morning!

Yes, but instead of a nice fresh start, you're sick, exhausted, and stayed up late last night because you knew since it was weekend you could sleep in. Now imagine a rude accidental awakening at seven in the morning like that.

[Drakeburn]

She's tenacious.

Hard to believe that my cat does all that just so I can get up and give her her breakfast.

[Mynxae]

He's a child! He's like, fourteen now? Never!

Nearly sixteen I think, actually.

Aren't you a child too?

[Asta Kask]

Watching "Manhunt in Space." Why would you need women for your gay nightlife?

[MoonCat]

Nearly sixteen I think, actually.

Aren't you a child too?

Ah, I had misremembered. Thought he was nearly fifteen now.

Where do you get that idea.

[Mynxae]

Ah, I had misremembered. Thought he was nearly fifteen now.

Where do you get that idea.

You mention high school, homework, and cute nerdy guys in suits for some class at school.

[LaZodiac]

Ah, I had misremembered. Thought he was nearly fifteen now.

Where do you get that idea.

You have recently said you're under 18, but then you're also our resident time god, so who really knows!

Also that means you're the Doctor from Dr Who.

[Dimonite]

You have recently said you're under 18, but then you're also our resident time god, so who really knows!

Also that means you're the Doctor from Dr Who.

Don't be silly; Moonie is clearly the Master! (She is a cat, after all, and therefore by definition in charge of all she beholds.)

[MoonCat]

You mention high school, homework, and cute nerdy guys in suits for some class at school.

Never specified what age.

You have recently said you're under 18, but then you're also our resident time god, so who really knows!

Also that means you're the Doctor from Dr Who.

Yeah, I'm actually just 108, but I go to school because I have nothing better to do with my life.

Much better.

Don't be silly; Moonie is clearly the Master! (She is a cat, after all, and therefore by definition in charge of all she beholds.)

Yessssss.

[enderlord99]

I don't know what happened to me never getting sick, but I basically have one cold a year nowadays. And I hate it.

I had pneumonia twice, H1N1 Swine Flu once, and regular flu a couple times.

[absolmorph]

And you people wonder why I ship LaLaCat.

No, I don't.

Lets all have a glomp party on MoonCat!

CUDDLE PILE!

Never specified what age.



Yeah, I'm actually just 108, but I go to school because I have nothing better to do with my life.

Much better.



Yessssss.

Oh, gods, she's one of them.

[MoonCat]

I had pneumonia twice, H1N1 Swine Flu once, and regular flu a couple times.

I deserved it because I'm a horrible person.

Holy crap. That must have been terrifying. And painful, for the pnuemonia thing. <hugs>

No, I don't.

CUDDLE PILE!

Oh, gods, she's one of them.

WHYYYYYYY?

No.

A Whovian? Yes, yes I am.

[Mynxae]

Never specified what age.

Yeah, I'm actually just 108, but I go to school because I have nothing better to do with my life.

Both Ele and I have taken a good guess at approximately fifteen. /shrugs

Yessssss.

*taps fingers on the table rhythmically* Enjoy. *tips hat*

[enderlord99]

Holy crap. That must have been terrifying. And painful, for the pnuemonia thing. <hugs>

Not particularly, but it was somewhat scary (I was too delirious to comprehend that it was a big deal).
Yes, it very was painful: After all, I was basically drowning in pus.

...I've been better for years and only had colds since then (multiple yearly), so I don't need hugs (thanks, though); also, if it were happening now, hugs would be bad (sensitive, damaged lungs, y'know?)

[Devmaar]

I like cats and Dr Who but not the word Whovian.
And may I just say MoonCat, you look great for your age

ion, I have finished exams

The last exam went much better than expected and was even the first one I was able to leave early.
I probably haven't done as well as on the 2 maths tests but that's because I actually finished those, on this one I just reached a point where I'd done well enough and wasn't likely to improve

And on Monday I start the Advanced Calculus module with best-lecturer

[MoonCat]

Both Ele and I have taken a good guess at approximately fifteen. /shrugs

*taps fingers on the table rhythmically* Enjoy. *tips hat*

<giggles>

What the what.

Not particularly, but it was somewhat scary (I was too delirious to comprehend that it was a big deal).
Yes, it very was painful: After all, I was basically drowning in pus.

...I've been better for years and only had colds since then (multiple yearly), so I don't need hugs (thanks, though); also, if it were happening now, hugs would be bad (sensitive, damaged lungs, y'know?)

Jeez, how old were you? That sucks.

I like cats and Dr Who but not the word Whovian.
And may I just say MoonCat, you look great for your age

Have you been watching me??? <bugeye>

[enderlord99]

Jeez, how old were you? That sucks.

8 years old when I first got pneumonia, 12 the next time, and 14 when I got swine flu. I'm 16 now, for reference.

[Devmaar]

Have you been watching me??? <bugeye>

I'm referring to the pictures you posted in the You thread, so unless you've aged horrifically in the last few months...

[MoonCat]

8 years old when I first got pneumonia, 12 the next time, and 14 when I got swine flu. I'm 16 now, for reference.

Daaang.

I'm referring to the pictures you posted in the You thread, so unless you've aged horrifically in the last few months...

Yeah, about that...

[absolmorph]

WHYYYYYYY?

No.

A Whovian? Yes, yes I am.

Because it's funny.

Please? -puppy eyes-

No, I was referring to the fact that you're 108 and going to high school. I'm sorry.

*taps fingers on the table rhythmically* Enjoy. *tips hat*

I have a 10 minute loop MP3 that's just the Master's drum beat over and over.
I listened to it for hours when I first got it.

[MoonCat]

Because it's funny.

Please? -puppy eyes-

No, I was referring to the fact that you're 108 and going to high school. I'm sorry.

I have a 10 minute loop MP3 that's just the Master's drum beat over and over.
I listened to it for hours when I first got it.

No.

Nooooooooo.

Yes, that was some self-deprecating humour. I said 108 for a reason.

[absolmorph]

No.

Nooooooooo.

Yes, that was some self-deprecating humour. I said 108 for a reason.

Yes!

I figured

[Mutant Sheep]

I am hoing to respongto ALLthe morning posts ont his ipad with bad speels!!!

Gosh, I think you two would be positively adorable together!

.. But Moonie's scaryyyy...

He's a child! He's like, fourteen now? Never!.

Buguuuuuuuhhhh...>see below<

Nearly sixteen I think, actually.

Aren't you a child too?

What is with you people and leaping to the extremes of time? 15 and a half. Gah.

Ah, I had misremembered. Thought he was nearly fifteen now.

I is AFTER 15 Blurhgl....

You mention high school, homework, and cute nerdy guys in suits for some class at school.

Hah. HOMEWORK.

And not to dig up last page or anything.. *coigh* all the quotes up there^*cough* But those things count as talking behind her back. I'm looking to see what I missed yesterday, and I'm just seeing ruuuuuuude and mean. Fr example... *sniff*. YOU CALLED ME 14!