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Dragon Eggs in Lederhosen and Burning Drakes with Random Banter #190
Hello everyone.
I'm Drakeburn. I enjoy kitty cats. I've read the Dragonlance Chronicles. and I think penguins will rule the world someday.
......... I'm talking nonsense, aren't I?
Well..... That's ok! That is what this thread is about.
The Previous Random Banter can be found here:
Death's Daunting but Daring Denouement of Random Banter #189
SpoilerAmotis' Random Banter #1
Dhavaer's Random Banter #2
PhoeKun's Random Banter #3
Rei Jin's Random Banter #4
Toxic Avenger's Random Banter #5
Jibar's Random Banter #6
Ego Slayer's Surrogate Random Banter #7
Sneak's Random Barroom Brawl #8
Sophistemon's Solemnly Random Banter #9
Vaynor's Very Random Banter #10
Bookman's Blathering Random Banter #11
Gralamin's Glorious Random Banter #12
Rilik's Resplendently Random Raillery #13
Gezina's Growling Grazing Random Banter #14
The Zerglings Utterly And Geeky Random Banter #15
jaqueses Truthfully Randomly Fireside Banter # 16
Jack Squat’s Jubilantly Quixotic Random Banter #17
Cardel's Banter of Cookie Jubilation #18
Archonic's Chaotically Random Banter of Rods #19
The Rod's Inanimate Temple of RANDOM banter #20
Lucky’s Loquaciously Loud-Mouthed Random Banter#21
Deckmaster's Divinely Delightful Random Banter #22
Saithis' Soliloquy of Random Banter #23
Loveable Lianae's Ludicrous Lampooning Lottery #24
NEO|Phyte's Neolithic Nest of Weasel Banter #25
Target's Random Banter of "non-violence" #26
Tarnag40k's Random banter of "grammar errors" #27
Kyrian's Random Banter of ADHDness #28
El Jaspero's Random Drunken Ramblings #29
Boss Smiley's Eloquently Eggy Banter #30
Lykan's Looney Explosionarama & Random Banter #31
Iames's Iambic Yarn of Yammering #32
Dispozition's Deviously Distressed Banter #33
CP's Copiously Combusting Banter of Carnage #34
Alarra's Altar of Random Banter #35
Eloquent Rune's Electrifying Rambling Banter #36
E_P's Very Own Quite Popular Random Banter #37
Hydrogelic's Foolish Mortal Random Banter #38
Ink's Smudgy Splotchy Random Banter #39
Azrael's Big Black Book of Banter #40
The Logic Vampire's Rational Random Banter #41
Shiny's Shimmering Space-hitchin Random Banter #42
ZombieRockStar's Random Banter #43
Nostrabel's Realm of Cookies and Random Banter #44
Charity's Cheery Chatter Circle #45
Samiam's Spontaneous Scintillating Soliloquy #46
LLama's Masked Mysterious Random Banter #47
Ravishing Rydia's Recumbentibus ^_^ Random Banter #48
Penguinizers Perilous Random Banter #49
Death's delightfully morbid surrogate random banter #50
Wayril's wonderfully weird surrogate random banter #51
Rawhide's Deck of Random Banter (52 Cards)
Korith's Sorrogate Random Banter of Zombie Killing #53
Surrogate thread of random Bor-dom #54
Rex Idiotarum's Painfully Pogoing Thread #55
The Wrath of KHAAAAAANtalas’s William Shatner Flavored Random Banter # 56 (Surrogate)
EmeraldRose's Random Banter of Lashing Wit #57
Captain van der Decken's Surrogate Ship of Random Loot (Banter) #58
SDF's Neverending I-Don't-Have-an-OotS-Avatar-Yet Story Banter #59
Mauril's Surrogate Dwelf Banter of Fantasy Race Confusion 60th Edition
Rockphed's Dice Rolling Toga Party of 61 Drunken CIA Analysts
var Lord_Magtok = Random(Banter*62) + Surrogate
Jibar's Retro Random Banter #63
Malina's Random Spanish Banter #64 of morphical annoyance
Mr. E's Random Banter #65 of Cane Toting and Hat Tipping
Ego Slayer's Hellishly Random Banter #66.6
Purple Gelatinous Cube o' Doom's bowl of bantery j-e-ll-o randomness #67
Zephra's Random Banter of Ghostly Wailings, and Howling Fun#68
Cobra Ikari's Random Banter #69 of Rampant Hugging, Guttermindedness, and ;-) Kinky.
Scorpina's Random Banter #70
Raistlin1040's Super Special Awesome Random Banter #71(Now with 20% more tacos)
Uberblah's Random Banter #72 Of Caffeine And Sleep Deprivation Induced Randomness
Lucky’s Random Banter #73
Castaras's Random Banter #74
D'anna Biers RB #75
Zeb The Troll's RB#76
Egdpollard's RB #77
Gezina's and Calamity's Random banter #78 of double entendre and doom
Random Banter #79 In Loving Memory of Hexa_Regina
Zeratul's random banter #80 of throwing puppies off bridges
Vespe's Random Banter #81 of singing dolphins and mostly harmless planets.
CSK's Giant in the Playground Forums Addicted Anonymous, Random Banter #82
Iames's Ramblingly Erratic Belldandy-Charged Random Banter #83
Serpentine's Scintillating Sensually and Sinuously Seductive Stochastic Satire #84
Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
Moon Called's Random Banter #86 of Sexy Anime Boys and Fangirl Squeals
Lilly's Lovely Random Banter #87
FdL's Fuzzbox-Fueled Random Banter #88
SweetRein's Sugary Restrained Random Banter #89
Midnight's Mutant Motorcycle Madness Random Banter #90
Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
Dragonrider's Random Banter in Conjunction with the Weighted Cube #92
Bushranger's Bodaciously Buffed Random Banter-y Rooster #93
Haruki's Historically Hilarious Honey-covered Random Banter #94
North's Maple Syrup Flavored Non-Alliterative Random Banter #95 Eh?
Wadledo's Weirdly Warbling Watercress Watching Washing Machine Only Random Banter #96
SMEE's Random Banter #97 of gender bending and closet bursting
Raiser's Rambunctiously Rambling Random Banter #98
Dr. Bath's Random Banter, dripping with daring deeds of dastardly deipnosophists #99
VOTE, the Democracy Demon's Devilishly Devious and Decidedly Diabolical Desultory Derision (Random Banter) #100
Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
Dallas-Dakota's Dundering Dandelion's Devilish Damsel's Distress Random Banter #102
Destro Yersul's Dangerously Distracting and Doubtlessly Disturbing Random Banter #103
Aziraphiles Actually Alliterative and Awesomely Affluent Random Banter #104
Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105
Dish's Delightfully Deranged and Deliciously Deliquent Random Banter # 106
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Zero's ambrosial and aberrantly adventitious, abstemiously erudite Random Banter #108
Coplantor's Completely Creative Cautious and Contemplative Random Banter #109
Rutskarn's Roly-Poly Rebellious and Rejected Random Banter #110
TwoBitWriter's Tubular Tracts of Thought-Talking Random Banter #111
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Wolfbane's Wonderfully Wacky and Wildly Wandom Random Banter #113
The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
Jude's Judgmental Jugular Jab and Jibber Jabbery Random Banter #115
The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
Random Banter #117
Dragonprime's Dynamically Dangerous Dextrous and Destructive Random Banter #118
Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
Groundhog's Random Banter of Weather Prediction and Anti-Gopherness (part one)
Groundhog's Random Banter of Weather Prediction and Anti-Gopherness (part two)
Mrmud's Mixed-Up and Minimally Mechanized Random Banter #121
Dogmantra's Dastardly, Despotic and Dangerous Random Banter #122
Alteran's Amazingly Anachronistic, Altruistic, and Antagonistic Random Banter #123
Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
Fred's Flying Fishy, Fighting, Fiery, Fantastic Face Off Random Banter #125
Cyrano’s Non-Alliterative Inaugurational Random Banter #126 To Usher In The Future
Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #127
loopy's Legendary and Long-Awaited Lollipop Fuelled Random Banter #128
Shadow's Shady Shop of Sharks, Shingles, Shammies, Shiny and Random Banter #129
KataraAltinaII's Premature Not So Short & To-The-Point Random Banter #130
Supagoof's Supa-Sensational Silly Symphonies Set Sizzingly On Fire Random Banter #131
Pyrian's Pyrotechnic Pyre of Pyrrhic Pyros with Pyrotic Pythics Random Banter #132!
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Jibar's Random Banter #137: Return of the Cat-muffin
Edge's Effluence of Extravagant and Effulgent Random Banter #138
Zeb The Troll's Zecond Go At Ze Random Banter #139
Curly's Rambunctious and Erudite Random Banter #140
Deth Muncher's Destructive and Meandering Random Banter #141
A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #142
Several Silly Sealions Stuffed Seaweed Southward Swiftly (Or, Random Banter #143)
The thread that changed name one last time, with style. (Random Banter #144)
Banjo’s Bodacious & Boosted Bumper Bulletproof Box of Banter Most Random #145
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KuReshtin's Vociferously Ruminating Harbinger of Random Banter - #147
Archonic's Archaic Acronymical Antidisestablishmentarianism Random Banter - #148
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Haruki's Hot n' Holy Random Banter #153
MoonCat's Magnificently Mythopoeic Random Banter #154
Eadin's Exchange of Extraterrestrial Excuses AKA Random Banter #155
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AtlanteanTroll's Atrocious and Terrific Arcade of Terror - RB #157
LaLa’s Laughably Silly Random Banter Thread – RB #158
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Absolmorph's Azoic Arete of Adventitious and Aimless Random Banter - RB 161
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Feytalist's Fantastically Freakish First Random Banter #171
Dragonprime's Dashing Delight-fu Dazzling Dualistic Random Banter #172
Castaras' Random Banter #173: Bringing back your nostalgic Great Old Ones
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Dark Elf Bard's Random Banter #175:Playin' Underdark Jazz since the Drow went dark.
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Elemental's Excitingly Excellent Random Banter: No.CLXXVII (177)
Amiel's Appeasingly Appropriate Arbitrary Amusement (Random Banter): No.CLXXVIII #178
"Your Angel of Banter Awaits." ThePhantasm Presents Random Banter #179
Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180
Dimonite's Decidedly Draconic Devious Discussions: Random Banter #181
Mercenary Pen's Meticulously Planned Machine of Prose Random Banter #182
Mynxae's Maliciously Magnificent Random Banter #183
Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
Coid's Crowing Conundrum of a Canticle of Crookedly Random Banter #185
Amidus Drexel's Alliterative and Awe-Accentuating Anvil of Random Banter CLXXXVI
Absolmorph's Awkwardly Amorous Albeit Alliterative Advances of Random Banter #187
Wombat's Whimsical Wonderland of Random Banter #188
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Spoiler1. Spam. For the purposes of RB, one word posts are generally considered spam. Likewise, posts that are nothing but *actions like this* are also be considered spam. Remember that the quality of the post's content is much better than the speed of your response.
2. This isn't the Play by Post or Town forum, nor is it the Silly Message Board Games or Structured Games forum. Please avoid continuous roleplay or mock battles and fights such as the "competition for control of the universe".
3. If it's already a thread, don't bring it to RB. RB has such a huge range of subject matter even restricted to the little snippets that probably don't warrant their own thread, it doesn't need legitimate thread topics cluttering it up as well. The exception to this is to bring something that is off-topic from one thread, but on-topic for RB and the subject doesn't warrant a thread of its own.
4. Don't advertise other threads in RB. Just because these new threads move at speeds more appropriate to a message board than an IM session doesn't mean you need to come over to RB and brow beat people into posting in your latest brainchild.
5. Please don't post single line posts alerting us to your current status -- as in "I'm back." This is Random Banter, not "How to stalk Random GitP forum members."
6. Don't poke, kick or bump the thread. It will move at whatever pace it wants to. Also, please refrain from Captain Obvious comments akin to "My, the thread is fast today."
7. Random Banter can only be as good, or as entertaining, as you make it. Demands to be entertained will fall on deaf ears unless you can add something more meaningful to the conversation.
8. As this is a public forum, where the current topic is nicely recorded for you, and not a conversation where you could have missed the beginning, please refrain from asking something to the effect of "What's the topic?". Please take the time to read up a bit first.
9. Thread Creator must include the words "Random" and "Banter" as well as the thread #. Try to be concise as well.
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12. Whenever a new thread is created, all "first post", "first page", and all posts of that nature will be deleted by the administrators. Please avoid doing this, as it is frustrating for them to deal with one-lined posts like this.
13. Double-posting is not your friend. We have edit buttons for a reason.
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15. If you can avoid dibs calling on making the next thread, that will avoid people needing to wait if the thread hits 50 pages while the dibs-caller is asleep.
@V: Is that better?Last edited by Drakeburn; 2013-03-06 at 10:49 PM.
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2013-03-06, 10:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Burning Drakes with Random Banter #190
Opening post could use some rules, and I petition that hte name be longer so the thread sticks out more. And more alliteratimg! And chickenz!
@^Much. Thank you.Last edited by Mutant Sheep; 2013-03-06 at 10:20 PM.
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Re: Dragon Eggs in Lederhosen and Burning Drakes with Random Banter #190
@Drakeburn: Sweetheart, when you copy pasted the first post over all the links to previous threads got left out and you forgot to link to the previous RB.
Now this is all done, go quote the first post of RB#189, copy-pasta the whole thing and edit the relevant bits into your post here.
*eyeroll*
Tell me about it. Worst thing?
Connie (who for all intents and purposes is now female for ease of reference regardless of actual RL sex and gender) is younger than me by about, oh, eleven months. And yet she proselytising about the unsuitable nature of my hobbies.
That's not saying I don't occasionally browse things considered unsuitable for children, but she's the youngest person in the house!
And somewhat miraculously for a twenty-something year old she still doesn't have a grasp on advertising on websites. Or adblock.
I wonder how she would react if I informed her that a major field of my personal studies focuses on incest?
Long story short, annoying nosy person is annoying and nosy. I am honestly beginning to wonder if she's have a fit of the vapours if she caught me watching Repo! The Genetic Opera while browsing through my Discworld/Gaiman/Doctor Who things.
They're all so inappropriate for a person my age!
:bigaghast:
Bathatar!
Squid bones are lies.
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Re: Dragon Eggs in Lederhosen and Burning Drakes with Random Banter #190
Ah, a new thread!
*boogies*
In other news, I have fallen prey to some foul disease. Can't say I'm happy with this, given that I would prefer to be fully functional during my one week of break. Ah well, I suppose I can sit back and relax while experiencing the joy of studying Latin grammar.
I need a smoke.
edit: In other other news, I have taken up tabletop wargaming. There goes all my money. On the bright side, four other seminarians are starting this hobby with this, so at least I have some friends with whom I can share the joys of bankruptcy.
edit 2.0: Also, salve CirrataKitPuella! Though if Google Translate is to be believed, there is a Latin word for "kit", so perhaps you are CirrataLoculaPuella? I will need to consult one of several big books o' Latin back at the seminary.Last edited by DraPrime; 2013-03-06 at 10:33 PM.
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Re: Dragon Eggs in Lederhosen and Burning Drakes with Random Banter #190
In other other news (that's actually not news, just yelling questions):
WHY WON'T THEY JUST RELEASE BIT.TRIP FLUX ON PC ALREADY?!
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2013-03-06, 10:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Dragon Eggs in Lederhosen and Burning Drakes with Random Banter #190
@CurlyKitGirl: Don't remind me about copying and pasting 189 links. This is my first time doing this sort of thing, and you are pressuring me to do my least favorite part of the job. I'll do that from time to time, but I have to do a quiz for my college class first.
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Re: Dragon Eggs in Lederhosen and Burning Drakes with Random Banter #190
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Re: Dragon Eggs in Lederhosen and Burning Drakes with Random Banter #190
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Re: Dragon Eggs in Lederhosen and Burning Drakes with Random Banter #190
Quote the OP from the last page and add the latest thread. And you chose to do the new thread, you have to do this. This isn't a job, or a chore, you volunteered to do something people tend to argue over wanting to do.
Spoiler: This signature is a historical relic from a long-ago time of regular forum activity.Aww man! Even all the witty self referencing sigs are gone now!
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2013-03-06, 10:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Dragon Eggs in Lederhosen and Burning Drakes with Random Banter #190
Doesn't understand... online advertising?
Um... I don't have anything on hand for you to hit her with. Sorry.
If she's got problems with Discworld or Dr. Who, of all things, then let her faint.
My friend, it's not as hard as you're making it out to be; quote the first post of the last thread, and edit out the quote tags. There's no need to click on every single one.
Edit: I got the living crap ninja'd out of me here. Pardon me, Drakeburn; I think it'll be quite thoroughly beaten to death by the time you read this.
ION: And a simple question would have saved me an hour and a half of unproductive noodling...Well, not entirely unproductive. I got a melody down for part of it.
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Re: Dragon Eggs in Lederhosen and Burning Drakes with Random Banter #190
DB: copy everything within and including the following spoiler tags, then add at the end of the list the latest thread. Don't complain about a privilege you took upon.
And yes, I agree about not putting hate in the OP. I mean, I agree, Twilight is the worst, but is that really the note to start on?
Our Great Forefathers of Banter:
SpoilerAmotis' Random Banter #1
Dhavaer's Random Banter #2
PhoeKun's Random Banter #3
Rei Jin's Random Banter #4
Toxic Avenger's Random Banter #5
Jibar's Random Banter #6
Ego Slayer's Surrogate Random Banter #7
Sneak's Random Barroom Brawl #8
Sophistemon's Solemnly Random Banter #9
Vaynor's Very Random Banter #10
Bookman's Blathering Random Banter #11
Gralamin's Glorious Random Banter #12
Rilik's Resplendently Random Raillery #13
Gezina's Growling Grazing Random Banter #14
The Zerglings Utterly And Geeky Random Banter #15
jaqueses Truthfully Randomly Fireside Banter # 16
Jack Squat’s Jubilantly Quixotic Random Banter #17
Cardel's Banter of Cookie Jubilation #18
Archonic's Chaotically Random Banter of Rods #19
The Rod's Inanimate Temple of RANDOM banter #20
Lucky’s Loquaciously Loud-Mouthed Random Banter#21
Deckmaster's Divinely Delightful Random Banter #22
Saithis' Soliloquy of Random Banter #23
Loveable Lianae's Ludicrous Lampooning Lottery #24
NEO|Phyte's Neolithic Nest of Weasel Banter #25
Target's Random Banter of "non-violence" #26
Tarnag40k's Random banter of "grammar errors" #27
Kyrian's Random Banter of ADHDness #28
El Jaspero's Random Drunken Ramblings #29
Boss Smiley's Eloquently Eggy Banter #30
Lykan's Looney Explosionarama & Random Banter #31
Iames's Iambic Yarn of Yammering #32
Dispozition's Deviously Distressed Banter #33
CP's Copiously Combusting Banter of Carnage #34
Alarra's Altar of Random Banter #35
Eloquent Rune's Electrifying Rambling Banter #36
E_P's Very Own Quite Popular Random Banter #37
Hydrogelic's Foolish Mortal Random Banter #38
Ink's Smudgy Splotchy Random Banter #39
Azrael's Big Black Book of Banter #40
The Logic Vampire's Rational Random Banter #41
Shiny's Shimmering Space-hitchin Random Banter #42
ZombieRockStar's Random Banter #43
Nostrabel's Realm of Cookies and Random Banter #44
Charity's Cheery Chatter Circle #45
Samiam's Spontaneous Scintillating Soliloquy #46
LLama's Masked Mysterious Random Banter #47
Ravishing Rydia's Recumbentibus ^_^ Random Banter #48
Penguinizers Perilous Random Banter #49
Death's delightfully morbid surrogate random banter #50
Wayril's wonderfully weird surrogate random banter #51
Rawhide's Deck of Random Banter (52 Cards)
Korith's Sorrogate Random Banter of Zombie Killing #53
Surrogate thread of random Bor-dom #54
Rex Idiotarum's Painfully Pogoing Thread #55
The Wrath of KHAAAAAANtalas’s William Shatner Flavored Random Banter # 56 (Surrogate)
EmeraldRose's Random Banter of Lashing Wit #57
Captain van der Decken's Surrogate Ship of Random Loot (Banter) #58
SDF's Neverending I-Don't-Have-an-OotS-Avatar-Yet Story Banter #59
Mauril's Surrogate Dwelf Banter of Fantasy Race Confusion 60th Edition
Rockphed's Dice Rolling Toga Party of 61 Drunken CIA Analysts
var Lord_Magtok = Random(Banter*62) + Surrogate
Jibar's Retro Random Banter #63
Malina's Random Spanish Banter #64 of morphical annoyance
Mr. E's Random Banter #65 of Cane Toting and Hat Tipping
Ego Slayer's Hellishly Random Banter #66.6
Purple Gelatinous Cube o' Doom's bowl of bantery j-e-ll-o randomness #67
Zephra's Random Banter of Ghostly Wailings, and Howling Fun#68
Cobra Ikari's Random Banter #69 of Rampant Hugging, Guttermindedness, and ;-) Kinky.
Scorpina's Random Banter #70
Raistlin1040's Super Special Awesome Random Banter #71(Now with 20% more tacos)
Uberblah's Random Banter #72 Of Caffeine And Sleep Deprivation Induced Randomness
Lucky’s Random Banter #73
Castaras's Random Banter #74
D'anna Biers RB #75
Zeb The Troll's RB#76
Egdpollard's RB #77
Gezina's and Calamity's Random banter #78 of double entendre and doom
Random Banter #79 In Loving Memory of Hexa_Regina
Zeratul's random banter #80 of throwing puppies off bridges
Vespe's Random Banter #81 of singing dolphins and mostly harmless planets.
CSK's Giant in the Playground Forums Addicted Anonymous, Random Banter #82
Iames's Ramblingly Erratic Belldandy-Charged Random Banter #83
Serpentine's Scintillating Sensually and Sinuously Seductive Stochastic Satire #84
Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
Moon Called's Random Banter #86 of Sexy Anime Boys and Fangirl Squeals
Lilly's Lovely Random Banter #87
FdL's Fuzzbox-Fueled Random Banter #88
SweetRein's Sugary Restrained Random Banter #89
Midnight's Mutant Motorcycle Madness Random Banter #90
Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
Dragonrider's Random Banter in Conjunction with the Weighted Cube #92
Bushranger's Bodaciously Buffed Random Banter-y Rooster #93
Haruki's Historically Hilarious Honey-covered Random Banter #94
North's Maple Syrup Flavored Non-Alliterative Random Banter #95 Eh?
Wadledo's Weirdly Warbling Watercress Watching Washing Machine Only Random Banter #96
SMEE's Random Banter #97 of gender bending and closet bursting
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I suppose I'll just *gavotte* on in, then.
Oh, and penguins can't rule the world.
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Leapord seals are not the biggest reason penguins won't rule the world.
Ostriches are.
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Ah, but what about the monkeys?
Ever seen those "Planet of the Apes" movies?
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What, with their tiny brains? I'm surprised ostriches can even march straight, much less stop penguins from doing anything.
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Leopard seals would be even worse at adapting to non-antarctic inland conditions than the penguins.
The ostriches don't need to plan on stopping the penguins, an ostrich could kill a penguin by tripping over it. A herd(?) of ostriches could run through a flock(?) of penguins leaving a trail of devastation and not even noticing.
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Leopard seals can be almost four meters long and weigh 1300 pounds. If the penguins are too big for them to eat, then the ostriches won't even slow those penguins down.
They've found leopard seals in AUSTRALIA. With PLATYPI in their bellies.Last edited by Dimonite; 2013-03-06 at 11:08 PM.
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The ostriches don't need to charge. Just think of them as an enviromental hazard. Anyway, how do your penguins plan to defeat hippopotamuses?
Australia has a whole lot of coastline.
Are platypi particularly difficult to eat?
I've heard of this 'ill' but have never felt the desire to try it. I hear it is unpleasant, you have my sympathies.
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Ah, but I don't have a vow of poverty. I'm diocesan; it's one of the benefits! As for writing speeches, have some Cicero.
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Platypuses, platypus, or platypodes, but not platypi.
http://www.platypus.asn.au/historical_background.html
For pronunciation on that last one, see this video about octopodes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFyY2mK8pxk
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