Catgirl Preservation Society

[Lord Raziere]

My comrades, the Catgirl-Killers Society is killing our cat-sisters. and maybe even our cat-brothers!

This means war!

As a mad scientist, I will dedicate my inventive genius and research to combatting this menace to our cat-sisters everywhere. I will find a way to bio-engineer a cat girl whose genetic structure makes her immune to their attacks, I will create Catgirl Rezzer Ray Guns to resurrect them if that cannot be done, and furthermore I will make ray guns to turn THE ENEMY into cat girls!

This I will dedicate to the cause! For Catgirls and MAD Science! and Mad Engineering. I will prove that science and cat girls can coexist, and even help each other! FOR THE CATGIRLS!

Show your support! put this thread into your signature.

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With Signature:
Lorsa

Without Signature:
Lord Raziere
Castaras
Sholos
Lentrax
The Second
McDougal
Lea Plath
Raineh Daze
MoonCat
Talanic
HMS Sophia
Morcleon
Neo Leviathian
TaiLiu
Bhu
theprettiestorc

[Lorsa]

Supporting catgirls everywhere!

More cute catgirls would make the world a better place!

[MoonCat]

This sounds excellent! Sign me u-

...When did I sign up?

[Lord Raziere]

I'm counting anyone who supported cat girls in the killers thread as already signed up, but if you want to be taken off, just say so.

[MoonCat]

Nope, sounds good. Where does one contribute Science?

[Lord Raziere]

Uh… I dunno?

I guess we will need to build a lab for such a thing. The Catgirl Preservation Laboratory?

[Talanic]

Indeed, my wife identifies as catgirl, so I'm naturally in support of this cause! I'm able to contribute four balls of string and up to seven kilos of fine catnip per year. We may also be able to overcharge a laser pointer sufficiently that it can be made into a defensive installation.

Do we have someone who's not of feline ancestry to handle logistics? Preferably some canid relative. Herding cats is bad enough regularly, but with a catperson trying to do it, the claws are likely to come out.

[celtois]

By golly. These threads reminds me of the old Nachos V. Cookie threads from way back when. Makes me really nostalgic for the good old days when I had time to RP all the time.

I don't remember where they started. But they eventually morphed into something very strange. I vaguely remember staging assaults on the HQ of one side of the other, with a bunch of other posters. With a bunch of FFRP characters.

It was very odd. I don't think these were the original threads. They seem much too short for what I remember. It was really big on the forum for a while but old links:
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=30823
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=30878

[Morph Bark]

I'm in support of catgirls that comply with the laws of physics.

Even if the laws of physics don't comply with themselves.

[Lord Raziere]

canid?

dogs? I think thats even crazier. you know cats and dogs don't mix…

maybe we can get help from the pony thread people? they have Twilight Sparkle, and share a similar love for cute intelligent beings, that specialize in harmonious organization, as well one of said ponies being a cat person. with both Rarity and Twilight helping, logistics or maybe even physics, might not be a problem at all.

[HMS Sophia]

I'm in! hehe ^^
Got very upset by the other thread Must avenge the fallen

[Kittenwolf]

Meow?

[Morcleon]

... >.>

... <.<

I would like to join this society! For the catgirls!

Also, I'm about 20% girl and like 95% cat, so this thread should be right where I belong. =^.^=

[TaiLiu]

Do we have someone who's not of feline ancestry to handle logistics? Preferably some canid relative. Herding cats is bad enough regularly, but with a catperson trying to do it, the claws are likely to come out.

As a nine-tailed Canidae, I believe I can be of excellent a-

canid?

dogs? I think thats even crazier. you know cats and dogs don't mix…

Rats.

[Ravens_cry]

Felis puellas lost most of their natural predators after the Great Troll Culling of '03.
Therefore, to protect these noble creatures from overpopulation and destroying their natural environment, some controlled and regulated hunting is a necessary evil.

[Lord Raziere]

As a nine-tailed Canidae, I believe I can be of excellent a-

Rats.

……oh fine. you want the logistics job, you get it. sorry.

@ Ravens cry: and cat girls are not animals! they are people! they are sentient and sapient, you can't hunt them!

[TaiLiu]

……oh fine. you want the logistics job, you get it. sorry.

Perfection. In exchange for this honour, you have my word that I will not harm any catgirls. Why the 'sorry?'

[Lord Raziere]

…..nothing, nevermind, I just have a tendency to say that whenever I think I hurt someones feelings without knowing whether I actually have or not. often about the slightest of offenses. or at least what I consider offenses….

but never mind, get to work on that logistics problem! we need the resources to test out how the cat girl-killers science kills cat girls without killing cat girls ourselves! which will be complicated, to say the least. perhaps a steady investment in spies to spy upon the cat girl-killers to how they do it? and/or a lot of research into getting easily-made cat girl resurrection ray guns….

[Ravens_cry]

@ Ravens cry: and cat girls are not animals! they are people! they are sentient and sapient, you can't hunt them!

I will let the noted philosopher, Calvin, weigh in on the subject.

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[Lord Raziere]

a 6 year old kid with an overactive imagination and the education of a four year old kid is not compelling evidence. or anything credible, ever, in any field.

[Ravens_cry]

a 6 year old kid with an overactive imagination and the education of a four year old kid is not compelling evidence. or anything credible, ever, in any field.

I don't know, that kid could be quite profound sometimes. His last words to us I still count as words of wisdom.
"It's a magic world, Hobbes ol' buddy . . . Let's go exploring!"
Yes, let us all go exploring, whether into inner or outer worlds, fiction or reality itself, exploration with the curiosity and inquisitiveness of, yes, a six year old child with a hyperactive imagination is something more of us should do.
Let's go exploring.

[TaiLiu]

I don't know, that kid could be quite profound sometimes. His last words to us I still count as words of wisdom.
"It's a magic world, Hobbes ol' buddy . . . Let's go exploring!"
Yes, let us all go exploring, whether into inner or outer worlds, fiction or reality itself, exploration with the curiosity and inquisitiveness of, yes, a six year old child with a hyperactive imagination is something more of us should do.
Let's go exploring.

Let's go exploring... to kill Catgirls?!

[Ravens_cry]

Let's go exploring... to kill Catgirls?!

A controlled population reduction benefits the species as a whole.

[TaiLiu]

A controlled population reduction benefits the species as a whole.

You are basically saying that the ends justify the means. I beg to differ.

[Morcleon]

You are basically saying that the ends justify the means. I beg to differ.

*nod* Indeed. Why decrease the population to fit the carrying capacity when you can increase to carrying capacity to fit the population? After all, the laws of physics already don't apply to catgirls.

[Ravens_cry]

You are basically saying that the ends justify the means. I beg to differ.

Would you rather have many Felis puellas starve to death through self-inflicted environment destruction due to overpopulation?
A lifetime of suffering versus a quick bullet.
I ask you, what would you choose?
It pains me greatly to see any of these noble creatures die, but what needs to be done is what needs to be done.

[TaiLiu]

Would you rather have many Felis puellas starve to death through self-inflicted environment destruction due to overpopulation?
A lifetime of suffering versus a quick bullet.
I ask you, what would you choose?
It pains me greatly to see any of these noble creatures die, but what needs to be done is what needs to be done.

Those are hardly the only choices. Like Morcleon said, we can alter the world to our needs. The universe is our plaything, and with our power, we can allow many lives to be saved.

[Theprettiestorc]

Not sure how I fit in - I've played more ratgirls than catgirls. XD.

[Morcleon]

Not sure how I fit in - I've played more ratgirls than catgirls. XD.

*pat pat* Don't worry, we don't discriminate! All kemonomimi are our friends! ^_^

[Ravens_cry]

Those are hardly the only choices. Like Morcleon said, we can alter the world to our needs. The universe is our plaything, and with our power, we can allow many lives to be saved.

Expanding their unreality decreases reality quality.
That's a dangerous game.