Spells for Clerics new and old but funny

[Thugorp]

I am building a Cleric character(a good cleric for the record either lawful or neutral)

I am looking for very flavorful spells, There goodness is not an issue they can be great, bad, or meh, but the flavor, is what I am looking for.

I am also, looking for home brew stuff(I don't like to leave any rock unturned)

So if you know of a thread with homebrew cleric spells, or a thread discussing cleric spells, or if you want to suggest, discuss, or debate Cleric spells right now, PLEASE POST!

[Thugorp]

oohhhhh :-(

[eftexar]

Do you have Defenders of Faith or the Book of Exalted Deeds? Those both have some really nice stuff for divine characters, though the former is 3.0 and the latter might or might not be banned by your DM. Even Libris Mortis has some stuff for good aligned clerics.

As far as divine spells homebrewed I think you are going to have trouble finding any. Most homebrewed spells are arcane in nature, because more often than not a divine homebrew fixes the class chasis or offers an alternative to spells altogether.

There were some divination/evocation spells, that were basically divinations that could deal damage, that are pretty neat over here. And I believe there was a second thread with more of them somewhere.

[Bhu]

Clerical spells with a comic effect? I don't know of any but I could prolly do a few.

[Thugorp]

Bhu I would love that. Thank you. :-)

[Yitzi]

Who's he a cleric of? That might help suggest a good approach to take.

[Deepbluediver]

I think this thread might do better in the Roleplay section rather than the homebrew one. They tend to be more focused on existing contect, whereas this subforum is on designing and discussing user-oriented content.

[Thugorp]

perhaps so, but I really was hoping for links to pages already written. I think he will be a cleric of Pelor(he is an N.P.C.) he is going to be good. But the campaign is a Pelor The Burning Hate campaign.

[Bhu]

So goofy vengeance spells? I did a curse based class on minmax boards that has tons of new spells you could convert to divine instead of arcane. I'd have to pm you a link though, some of them are too racy to post here.

[Thugorp]

ummm... o.k. vengence? Why vengence?

[eftexar]

Were the spells I threw up any help? I have some more threads, though not all of them are divine spells.

Some funny ones here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here.

There are also a few, not so funny ones, here, here, here, one here, here, here, here, here, here,

[Bhu]

ummm... o.k. vengence? Why vengence?

SOrry I had Pelor confused with St. Cuthbert for a sec...

Well some of the stuff I have written curse wise would still work for the Burning Hate. I gotta warn ya some of these are pretty twisted though...

[Thugorp]

I will look presently. :-)

[Thugorp]

I will look presently. :-)

[Bhu]

I PM'd you the link.

[Thugorp]

Thank you. :-)

[Bhu]

Lemme know if none of them are feasible for you.