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    Welcome, welcome, welcome. How are you guys? This time I'm going to try to post here a bit more consistently. However. Here goes.

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    Hail the new thread! Long Live the new thread!
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    I finished A Memory Of Light!
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    ...though Talla does her best to sound objective and impartial, it doesn't cover stuff like "ask a 9-year-old to tank for the party."
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    Aaaaaaaaah I am such a FART.

    On my walk to cash my check there was this fat guy wearing flannel who was trying to open car doors to steal from em. He had a bunch of wallets on him. He kinda snarled at me when I was looking at him. I should of tripped him or disabled him or something! I couldn't call the cops since I don't know the number or what street it was on because I'm stupid.

    Blaaaaaaaaargh.


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    Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac View Post
    Aaaaaaaaah I am such a FART.

    On my walk to cash my check there was this fat guy wearing flannel who was trying to open car doors to steal from em. He had a bunch of wallets on him. He kinda snarled at me when I was looking at him. I should of tripped him or disabled him or something! I couldn't call the cops since I don't know the number or what street it was on because I'm stupid.

    Blaaaaaaaaargh.
    Couldn't you report at least what he looked like? Seems like it would still be worth it.
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    *Gavottes on in*

    Mmmmmmmm... gotta love that new thread smell!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuthalion View Post
    Couldn't you report at least what he looked like? Seems like it would still be worth it.
    I don't know the number for the police, or what street it is on. I'll ask Mom once she gets home.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Qwertystop View Post
    I finished A Memory Of Light!
    I left my copy at home and will only read it once my finals are done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac View Post
    I don't know the number for the police, or what street it is on. I'll ask Mom once she gets home.
    ... I could swear Canada had 911 be the cop call number. Though some places are exceptions...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elemental View Post
    Hmm... I'm not sure whether I should appeal to a higher power for assistance, cry, go insane or just shake my head humouredly and say "That's Amidus alright."

    In that case, I shall not summon forth the spirit of Franz Liszt. It could be disastrous if he decides to give a performance. Anyway... Necromantic plans aside, I hope everything works out.
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    So, now we've definitely got a Shakespearean comedy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mutant Sheep View Post
    ... I could swear Canada had 911 be the cop call number. Though some places are exceptions...
    Even if it is, that's the EMERGENCY number. You call it when a guy's trying to knife you, not when some loser in flannel is robbing cars


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    I have a question.

    How many chickens can you raise to be egg-layers before you're officially considered nuts? I think we're up to fourteen hens and twenty-six chicks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac View Post
    Blast my inability to teleport, and inability to understand movies in Swedish.
    Yeah, as Asta said, English movies are shown with roughly a 50/50 split between subtitles and dub, and since the Swedish voice actors aren't always the best, most people of my generation tend to prefer those in the original language.

    Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac View Post
    Even if it is, that's the EMERGENCY number. You call it when a guy's trying to knife you, not when some loser in flannel is robbing cars
    I don't think the guys who had their cars robbed are going to agree with you. Nor the police for that matter. If your emergency service centres are so bogged down in calls that a burglary-in-progress is deemed too unimportant, I think you're probably deep in the apocalypse anyway...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Amidus Drexel View Post
    Hrm... I had not thought of that... I retract my previous statement!

    So, now we've definitely got a Shakespearean comedy.

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    Yay

    I've heard good things about that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theprettiestorc View Post
    I have a question.

    How many chickens can you raise to be egg-layers before you're officially considered nuts? I think we're up to fourteen hens and twenty-six chicks.
    I was wondering if anyone else in the playground had chickens. We're raising our first three chicks.

    Depends. What varieties? If they're Leghorns, you're past nuts, if they're Orps, well, keep going.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Theprettiestorc View Post
    I have a question.

    How many chickens can you raise to be egg-layers before you're officially considered nuts? I think we're up to fourteen hens and twenty-six chicks.
    Well, you've got more than we have at my house... and I think my sister and step-sister are crazy for having the six hens that we've got.

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    I was wondering if anyone else in the playground had chickens. We're raising our first three chicks.
    Yes! They were hilarious-looking for the few months between being chicks and being fully-grown hens.
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    I think we've got a few Rhode Island Reds, a Bardrock...aaaaaand...a bunch of red/black chickens.

    Then the chicks are some other variety. I don't pay attention.

    We also have a Hooster!
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    Yeah, as Asta said, English movies are shown with roughly a 50/50 split between subtitles and dub, and since the Swedish voice actors aren't always the best, most people of my generation tend to prefer those in the original language.

    I don't think the guys who had their cars robbed are going to agree with you. Nor the police for that matter. If your emergency service centres are so bogged down in calls that a burglary-in-progress is deemed too unimportant, I think you're probably deep in the apocalypse anyway...
    Aaaah, okay.

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    Aaaah, okay.

    Also...I didn't really realize that
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    Well, you've got more than we have at my house... and I think my sister and step-sister are crazy for having the six hens that we've got.



    Yes! They were hilarious-looking for the few months between being chicks and being fully-grown hens.
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    I think we've got a few Rhode Island Reds, a Bardrock...aaaaaand...a bunch of red/black chickens.

    Then the chicks are some other variety. I don't pay attention.

    We also have a Hooster!
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    Yeah, as Asta said, English movies are shown with roughly a 50/50 split between subtitles and dub, and since the Swedish voice actors aren't always the best, most people of my generation tend to prefer those in the original language.



    I don't think the guys who had their cars robbed are going to agree with you. Nor the police for that matter. If your emergency service centres are so bogged down in calls that a burglary-in-progress is deemed too unimportant, I think you're probably deep in the apocalypse anyway...
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    Once again, I agree with Teddy. There's a reason that, when you call, someone says "What is the emergency". So you can say "It isn't some crazy axe murderer, it's some ****** stealing people's property and he seems mentally deranged, since he barked at me and that seems loony." (Aside from a certain someone we know who barks at people....)

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    It's in-progress, so it's urgent that they try to stop it while it's still in progress.
    Also, if someone is trying to knife you right that second, you should probably be defending yourself rather than pulling out your phone...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Theprettiestorc View Post
    The chicks are yellow, with the two brown stripes up their back.

    And out of sixteen hens, we get...60-70 eggs a week.
    You sell any?

    By the way, those are our chicks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuthalion View Post
    You sell any?

    By the way, those are our chicks.
    Well, we use about six eggs every morning, XD. But yeah, we're working on selling them again. Had a fiasco six months ago that knocked us from twelve hens to four, and no rooster, because they got out and got eaten by all the dogs.

    But we got new chickens a few weeks ago. And new chickies yesterday.

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