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    Halfling in the Playground
     
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    A large, plain wodden building has sprung up, built by voulenteer NPCs only. A sign on the door says

    No PCs!
    Please?

    Inside, there is a small boxy room occupied by a big desk and a bulletin board. The board has many messages thumb-tacked to it, including:

    The Non-Player-Character Rights Group
    TNPCRG

    President: Jason A. Brown
    Vice-President: Harry P. Green
    Treasurer: Lily Y. Smith
    Secretary: Robert L. Johnson

    Have you ever felt oppressed by the PCs who dominate the Town? Have you lost family or friends to the PC gods or just ridiculously high-leved PCs? If so, then TNPCRG can help!

    We at TNPCRG work to help the commonpeople of Town. We have fought to make killing and assaulting of NPCs a criminal offence that actually gets punished. Members of TNPCRG recieve names upon joining, instead of demeaning numbers. (Names include a first name, last name, and middle initial.) We hold meetings just sort of whenever, and all are welcome, be they shopworker, night shift priest, or random thug!

    Behind the desk is either Phil O. Williams or his wife Mary H. Williams, depending on the time. They will glady give out informative pamphlets and suchlike.

    During meetings, the large meeting room is crammed with every sort of person- warforged, therianthropes of every kind imaginable, humans, elves, half-orcs, birds, shadows, dragons, gnomes, moles, wolves, gnolls, goblins, hobgoblins, bugbears, dopplegangers, giants, demons, devils, centaurs, treants, unicorns, yuan-ti, rakshasa, owlbears, ogres, and gelatinous cubes, just to name a few. Sometimes they plan demonstrations at places like Trog's.
    Hoseki is a woman with a plan.
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    A random npc wanders in.
    Hail to the grand poobah of the internet!
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    ((On the plus side, a crapamancer makes his own material components.))

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    Mary H. Williams looks up. "Hi! Welcome to TNPCRG HQ. How can I help you?"
    Hoseki is a woman with a plan.
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    "ummm, I was looking for the NPC civil rights group. I'd like to join."
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    Quote Originally Posted by NecroPaladin View Post
    ((On the plus side, a crapamancer makes his own material components.))

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    Mary H. Williams beams. "That's us! Just fill out this form and I'll give you your membership card. Did you have a name you were hoping for?"
    Hoseki is a woman with a plan.
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    ((You have NO idea how much I want to light this place on fire. ))

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    ((I second it wolfman...))
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    I'm back! Sorta. Not really. Kinda though.

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    ((See?! This is exactly the kind of disrespect the NPCs are fighting! ))
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoseki View Post
    ((See?! This is exactly the kind of disrespect the NPCs are fighting! ))
    ((The irony, the irony...))

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    ((I just hope you send the mini-tarrsque through here...))
    Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

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    ((Why would I do that?!))
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoseki View Post
    ((Why would I do that?!))
    ((Becasue the tarasque is a killing machine... And it'd be funny. ))

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    ((But it's cruel! And sadistic! The NPCs would press charges!))
    Hoseki is a woman with a plan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lykan View Post
    ((You have NO idea how much I want to light this place on fire. ))
    ((Thirded))
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    (HEY! No random slaughter of the helpless civilians!)
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    Sneak walks in and sidles up to the front desk. "Hey, I'm looking for the BS Union. Is this it?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sneak View Post
    Sneak walks in and sidles up to the front desk. "Hey, I'm looking for the BS Union. Is this it?"
    ((So funny))
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    Mary H. Williams scowls. "I'm afraid not, sir."
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    ((Napalm on Standby Sir.))
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    "I'm sorry, Ma'am, I must've been mistaken. Good day." He bows deeply and walks back out.

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    Mary H. Williams mutters something about sarcastic PC cat god things and begins reading a trashy romance novel. By an NPC author, of course.
    Hoseki is a woman with a plan.
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    (You can't tell me you were expecting Sneak of all people to not respond to this... )
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    A small skinny dwarf walks in, he looks at the NPC behind the counter.

    Me this place new. You who are?
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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    ((*Waves "Bring back Fenhai" sign*))
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    I'm back! Sorta. Not really. Kinda though.

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    The grammar patrol comes in and smacks the dwarf.

    Use proper pronouns!

    The fly away.
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    Mary H. Williams looks up. "I'm Mary H. Williams! This is TNPCRG HQ, or The Non-Player-Character Rights Group Head Quarters. How may I help you?"
    Hoseki is a woman with a plan.
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    Me look food for. Me hungry be.
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    Sneak runs in the bar, hopping up and down, obviously very excited. "Ohmygod! It's Yoda! I heard him from out—" He looks at the dwarf and visibly deflates. "What? You're not Yoda. IMPOSTOR!"

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    (Good lord, stop doing that...my spleen is going to explode one of these days...)
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    In Order: Gavin, Vyth, Kaleel, and Markan; then Valdemar, Shadakai, and Zhara

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sneak View Post
    Sneak runs in the bar, hopping up and down, obviously very excited. "Ohmygod! It's Yoda! I heard him from outó" He looks at the dwarf and visibly deflates. "What? You're not Yoda. IMPOSTOR!"
    ((Stop being so funny, everyone was looking at me because I was laughing so hard))
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