Taet's Acrostic: Everyone's Tuned into Random Banter #195

[enderlord99]

Very intelligent, this time round. One of them figured out where I was taking the sunflower seeds from and stayed on that arm the whole time. The others went for the hand I was distributing the seeds from, instead of the hand holding the carton of seeds.

That pigeon will go far, mark my words.

Wow. Almost as smart as the (possibly fictional) double-doughnut-carrying crow.

[Amidus Drexel]

*furious scribbling all over Amigod's face* rraaaaaargh!

No, it's my corner. This is the very corner I cry in every time you're too much of a meanie. Fine, so far this has been the only time, but don't you dare to make any other!

But, you are! Maybe not that busy though... But you're doing stuff.

Hey, not my face! I use that for stuff!

I've been standing awkwardly in this corner for several threads now. I think I've got some claim to it. That you happened to run to the corner I use to stand in is your own doing.

You and I must have different ideas of what stuff is, then. Unless you count sitting around listening to the things you sent me links to, but that's not really doing anything.

The pigeons were touching you? That's rather bold.

Well, all the pigeons I've seen were pretty bold birds. Not afraid to run up to people and grab food at all.

[FinnLassie]

You know, it'd be a lot easier for me if you told me where the line was drawn to start with. The only thing I can gather now is that "affectionate parody" seems to lie beyond it...

Yeah, I might not be quite as hostile toward them as Knatten. Not nearly really, but Knatten's anger outsizes him (or her. It's undefined, really) by a large amount, so if I came close, I'd probably have to be a neurotic wreck with anger management issues...

I hope you didn't scribble that part over too. I like caricatures...

I'm confusing. I think some people on this forum can agree. Meow.

Hmm, I've watched nearly all of the Familjen clips, and even though I've missed some jokes I'm rather impressed by how much I understood. My Swedish isn't that rusty after all... Unless I try to speak it.

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Stupid ninja Amidus!

Hey, not my face! I use that for stuff!

I've been standing awkwardly in this corner for several threads now. I think I've got some claim to it. That you happened to run to the corner I use to stand in is your own doing.

You and I must have different ideas of what stuff is, then. Unless you count sitting around listening to the things you sent me links to, but that's not really doing anything.

Oh, I thought you weren't doing any stuff...

Hmph. Well, time to make space. You can't be that selfish. Now, let me decorate this corner with some dragon wall stickers... *stickidy*

It's important business, lad.

[TaiLiu]

Well, all the pigeons I've seen were pretty bold birds. Not afraid to run up to people and grab food at all.

Well, sure, but actually landing on a human? I've never seen that.

I travelled with a wee kitty this week. Here's the wee kitty!

Your wee kitty is adorable. Hi, wee kitty!

[Coidzor]

Hey, not my face! I use that for stuff!

I've been standing awkwardly in this corner for several threads now. I think I've got some claim to it. That you happened to run to the corner I use to stand in is your own doing.

You and I must have different ideas of what stuff is, then. Unless you count sitting around listening to the things you sent me links to, but that's not really doing anything.

I dunno, it could be argued that it's an improvement.

I thought you were shanking me surreptitiously. ...If it wasn't you then who was sticking me? It is pretty tsun to run into your corner and then demand you get out of it. Granted, I think there's somehow only one corner in this room.... Noneuclidean forum space....x.x

Well, we could ask Lavoozl what she meant by "stuff."

I'm confusing. I think some people on this forum can agree. Meow.

Most confusingly is how all women seem to eventually default back to cat at some point. 'Tis a conspiracy, I tells ya!

*scccrrrrribbleeeeesss*

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So tsun!

Cutie kitty!

Hmph. Well, time to make space. You can't be that selfish. Now, let me decorate this corner with some dragon wall stickers... *stickidy*

It's important business, lad.

Dragon stickers, eh? I can get behind that.

Something like that. Playing at shows, for instance.

[Amidus Drexel]

I'm confusing. I think some people on this forum can agree. Meow.

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Stupid ninja Amidus!

Oh, I thought you weren't doing any stuff...

Hmph. Well, time to make space. You can't be that selfish. Now, let me decorate this corner with some dragon wall stickers... *stickidy*

It's important business, lad.

Yes, yes you are.

Nice.

I didn't get my nickname by responding to things incredibly slowly.

Well, no. But my face is required for breathing, and eating.

But... this... wha... NOT MY BEAUTIFUL INSTITUTION-WHITE WALLS!

Sure, sure.

I dunno, it could be argued that it's an improvement.

I thought you were shanking me surreptitiously. ...If it wasn't you then who was sticking me? It is pretty tsun to run into your corner and then demand you get out of it. Granted, I think there's somehow only one corner in this room.... Noneuclidean forum space....x.x

Well, we could ask Lavoozl what she meant by "stuff."

Heh

No... probably Sheep. He seems like the type. Well, that's what we get when Zaydos does all of the architecture.

...

[LaZodiac]

Oh yeah.

Or, in other words, REALLY? <SQUEE>

I've tried to tell you before Moony. Jeez!

Anyway, that pigeon story is really neat. Yay birds! I've never actually seen a pigeon, we don't get em up here.

[Coidzor]

I've tried to tell you before Moony. Jeez!

Anyway, that pigeon story is really neat. Yay birds! I've never actually seen a pigeon, we don't get em up here.

Don't you know? You've told her that too many times so it's lost its novelty. Now when Finn-chan says it, on the other hand... that's new and exciting!

Wait. A land where pigeons haven't followed Man!? Inconceivable!

Heh

No... probably Sheep. He seems like the type. Well, that's what we get when Zaydos does all of the architecture.

...

Lousy Ship, keeps trying to gnaw on my arm and shanking me.

I see I've stunned you into silence with my Rhys-Davies.

[Mutant Sheep]

Don't you know? You've told her that too many times so it's lost its novelty. Now when Finn-chan says it, on the other hand... that's new and exciting!

Wait. A land where pigeons haven't followed Man!? Inconceivable!





Lousy Ship, keeps trying to gnaw on my arm and shanking me.

I see I've stunned you into silence with my Rhys-Davies.

And when I say Moonie is a tyrant and a poor tradesman, She punches me.

... I know she's in Canadia. But whenever this kind of thing is said, Lala instantly starts looking like a penguin.

Faces should never be scribbled upon. Now, DOODLES.... those belong. Jigglypuff can do no wrong, after all.

A shank? Good sir, this is not a shank! This is a daggah.

HE WAS A GIMLI AND A GUY IN INDIANA JONES BECAUSE... UHH... AWESOME.??

[FinnLassie]

Your wee kitty is adorable. Hi, wee kitty!

Oh, not my kitty. Friend's brother's and she came down south to be taken care of over the summer.

So tsun!

What's so tsun this time?

Yes, yes you are.

Nice.

I didn't get my nickname by responding to things incredibly slowly.

Well, no. But my face is required for breathing, and eating.

But... this... wha... NOT MY BEAUTIFUL INSTITUTION-WHITE WALLS!

The kitty was the second nicest I've met in my life. Nothing wins Jiri, the old laddie who decided that it was a good idea to live for 18 years. wasn't even my own pet, but I miss him so much. would always nap on me and such. :smallsadfacey:

Nyeh.

Well, you can be a slowpoke as well for someone who apparently isn't occupied with much stuff...

But it's prettier with a blue moustache!

Oh wouldn't it be a shame if I took out my... water resistant felt tipped pens?

[Teddy]

I'm confusing. I think some people on this forum can agree. Meow.

I'm not sure confusing would be the right word. Not telling information doesn't make you confusing, it just makes you uninformative. Confusing is when you tell the information in a way that makes people misinterpret it or just fail to interpret it. I suppose sounding like you tell information when you don't may qualify for being confusing, though...

But then again, I may have a non-standard view on what "confusing" actually entails...

Hmm, I've watched nearly all of the Familjen clips, and even though I've missed some jokes I'm rather impressed by how much I understood. My Swedish isn't that rusty after all... Unless I try to speak it.

Yeah, you always hang on to a little bit more than you expect.

Now try Knappnytt.

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Note to self: Don't mention "scribbles" in vicinity of Finn. They seem to make her unhappy somehow...

[Coidzor]

And when I say Moonie is a tyrant and a poor tradesman, She punches me.

... I know she's in Canadia. But whenever this kind of thing is said, Lala instantly starts looking like a penguin.

Faces should never be scribbled upon. Now, DOODLES.... those belong. Jigglypuff can do no wrong, after all.

A shank? Good sir, this is not a shank! This is a daggah.

HE WAS A GIMLI AND A GUY IN INDIANA JONES BECAUSE... UHH... AWESOME.??

That's because she thinks you have a crush on her and she will suffer no man to woo her.

What? "Inconceivable?" How do you go from that to Lala being a penguin?

Jigga-ly-puff, jigga-leeeeee-eeee-eeeeeee-puff.

You keep trying to carve off my shanks though. But they're my shanks and they're long and luscious and delicious. You can't have any unless you pay the going rate.

Purty Much.

What's so tsun this time?

The kitty was the second nicest I've met in my life. Nothing wins Jiri, the old laddie who decided that it was a good idea to live for 18 years. wasn't even my own pet, but I miss him so much. would always nap on me and such. :smallsadfacey:

But it's prettier with a blue moustache!

Oh wouldn't it be a shame if I took out my... water resistant felt tipped pens?

The mental image of you furiously scribbling on Amididdd Kong's face with markers and lipsticks and a little bit of white-out. XD

Nappy kitties are good kitties, aye. We have one that always tries to crawl into our laps while we play our video games. She is good cat.

Especially if it curls on the ends.

Oh my~

[Dimonite]

It's in massive under-the-bed tubs, it's pretty good. I like it anyway.

Well, I'm not trying to judge. Just joking around a bit.

Yep. How different are the play and movie? (I watched the 1957 version.)

I'm reasonably certain that movie just used the script from the play as its script. In other words - the differences are small enough to not be worth mentioning.

I have not enough LEGO. The LEGO I have from childhood is pink and does not make spaceships or trucks. Lame!

Pfah! Any color or amount of LEGO blocks can be made into spaceships! Just... open air ones.

...My LEGO collection fits in a small bowl.

Well, I suppose not everyone is really into LEGOs.

Alrighty Kneen, here are our lilies:

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[MoonCat]

The pigeons were touching you? That's rather bold.

Touching? They were all over me!

The pictures were taken before the most of the pigeons got over to me, there's only about twenty or so, with only about five on me, but here's a picture.

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Oh, and the only one on my left arm? That's the smart one, who was on the arm connected to the hand that had ALL the food instead of a mere handful.

Here's a better picture of him.

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I've tried to tell you before Moony. Jeez!

Anyway, that pigeon story is really neat. Yay birds! I've never actually seen a pigeon, we don't get em up here.

Oh you poor baby. <huggles forever> I don't understand how you've had a childhood.

And when I say Moonie is a tyrant and a poor tradesman, She punches me.

Tradesman?

That's because she thinks you have a crush on her and she will suffer no man to woo her.

Ewwwwwwwwww. Also, no, I'm not vain enough to think any twit who says things to me has a crush on me. Honestly, what kind of self-absorbed egotistic moron do you take me for?

But, speaking of suffering no man to woo her HOLY **** JOSS WHEDON'S MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING IS PLAYING IN TOWN TODAY AND THE ONLY FRIEND OF MINE WHO I COULD WATCH THAT WITH IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Well, I'm not trying to judge. Just joking around a bit.

I'm reasonably certain that movie just used the script from the play as its script. In other words - the differences are small enough to not be worth mentioning.

I didn't take it as judging, no worries.

Ah, cool.

[enderlord99]

Honestly, what kind of self-absorbed egotistic moron do you take me for?

Sodium. ("Na")

[MoonCat]

Sodium. ("Na")

I honestly don't understand the insult this time.

Feel free to count that as a victory!

[LaZodiac]

Touching? They were all over me!

The pictures were taken before the most of the pigeons got over to me, there's only about twenty or so, with only about five on me, but here's a picture.

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Oh, and the only one on my left arm? That's the smart one, who was on the arm connected to the hand that had ALL the food instead of a mere handful.

Here's a better picture of him.

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Oh you poor baby. <huggles forever> I don't understand how you've had a childhood.

Moony, you look PRETTY sweet in a suit, gotta say. Yay pictures!

Also, thanks *huggles forever* I haven't, really! I just stayed indoors and played video games.

I honestly don't understand the insult this time.

Feel free to count that as a victory!

Na is a term sometimes used to say "no". So he said no one, essentially. Not an insult!

[TaiLiu]

Oh, not my kitty. Friend's brother's and she came down south to be taken care of over the summer.

Oh, I see! Your friend's brother's kitten is adorable, then.

Touching? They were all over me!

I can see that. That's quite a sight!

I honestly don't understand the insult this time.

Feel free to count that as a victory!

Comrade Enderlord99 is saying that you're not a moron!

[enderlord99]

I honestly don't understand the insult this time.

There was none. It meant "I don't consider you a self absorbed, egotistic moron, so I can't say what kind."

Feel free to count that as a victory!

Also, I just checked the thread again, and I was ninja'd twice. I'm still going to post this, because... just because.

[Amidus Drexel]

What's so tsun this time?

Well, you can be a slowpoke as well for someone who apparently isn't occupied with much stuff...

Oh wouldn't it be a shame if I took out my... water resistant felt tipped pens?

Read it again.

I'm not always occupied with things. Sometimes I am. Like this morning until about 2pm, for example. Busy not doing much away from the computer.

*pulls out bazooka* The soot will wipe off.

Touching? They were all over me!

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Okay, I've never seen pigeons quite that unafraid of people. Dirty sky-rats.

While I can't see your face very well in either picture, you bear a striking similarity to someone I know... (who is both older than me, and has lived here for several years, so I'm confident she isn't you. Still.)

[MoonCat]

Moony, you look PRETTY sweet in a suit, gotta say. Yay pictures!

Also, thanks *huggles forever* I haven't, really! I just stayed indoors and played video games.

Na is a term sometimes used to say "no". So he said no one, essentially. Not an insult!

That's not a suit, ma chere, that's my leather jacket.

Aside from the staying indoors, that doesn't sound so bad.

If that is surprisingly and improbably the case, then I'll wait for the one who said it to clarify himself, as I wouldn't want words to be put in anyone's mouth.

I can see that. That's quite a sight!

Comrade Enderlord99 is saying that you're not a moron!

Oh, no,t hat was before they showed up, also, I was still standing, instead of kneeling, which meant many more stayed at my feet instead of jumping onto my legs and arms. And head.

See above.

[LaZodiac]

That's not a suit, ma chere, that's my leather jacket.

Aside from the staying indoors, that doesn't sound so bad.

Oh, sweet. Leather jackets are awesome! I can't wear mine since it gets too hot X_X

It's pretty sweet except for the times where I get horribly depressed because I have no friends

Also, noticed something. Look at your left foot (the foot on the right side of the picture) in the second picture. It's missing !

[MoonCat]

There was none. It meant "I don't consider you a self absorbed, egotistic moron, so I can't say what kind."



Also, I just checked the thread again, and I was ninja'd twice. I'm still going to post this, because... just because.

Oh! Well, thank you, in that case.

And I do appreciate you having posted anyway, as I am more likely to believe something if the person themself is the one saying it.

Okay, I've never seen pigeons quite that unafraid of people. Dirty sky-rats.

While I can't see your face very well in either picture, you bear a striking similarity to someone I know... (who is both older than me, and has lived here for several years, so I'm confident she isn't you. Still.)

My beloved dirty sky rats.

Interesting. Here's a better image of my face for comparison.

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Oh, sweet. Leather jackets are awesome! I can't wear mine since it gets too hot X_X

It's pretty sweet except for the times where I get horribly depressed because I have no friends

Also, noticed something. Look at your left foot (the foot on the right side of the picture) in the second picture. It's missing !

You live in Canada, you can not possibly live somewhere where it is too hot to wear your damn jacket.

Except you do. Be depressed because you never go outside instead! Or rather, don't be depressed!

Alas, you've found me out. I wear black socks.

[TaiLiu]

Interesting. Here's a better image of my face for comparison.

You look like a ninja, yes?

[LaZodiac]

You live in Canada, you can not possibly live somewhere where it is too hot to wear your damn jacket.

Except you do. Be depressed because you never go outside instead! Or rather, don't be depressed!

Alas, you've found me out. I wear black socks.

I actually do. For comparisions sake, it gets to around 29ish celcius up here. That's around 80 for you. I'm comfortable at around minus 10 celcius, which is 14 for you.

Yes, I have friends online! So I should stay inside more, clearly! And don't worry, I don't get very depressed much, though I REALLY missed you since you've been gone!

That means your shoe is nearly exactly the same colour as the stone! That's pretty sweet, actually.

[MoonCat]

You look like a ninja, yes?

Well, most of the time, I'm more like this.

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[LaZodiac]

Well, most of the time, I'm more like this.

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I can AAAAAALMOST make out what it says on your screen. Dang!

Also, nice joke

[MoonCat]

I actually do. For comparisions sake, it gets to around 29ish celcius up here. That's around 80 for you. I'm comfortable at around minus 10 celcius, which is 14 for you.

Yes, I have friends online! So I should stay inside more, clearly! And don't worry, I don't get very depressed much, though I REALLY missed you since you've been gone!

That means your shoe is nearly exactly the same colour as the stone! That's pretty sweet, actually.

But there has got to be some middle ground!

D'awwww. Well, it's summer now!

Yeah, pretty much. The shoe cuts off after the tongue, which is grey and white, so I can see how it sort of vanishes.

I can AAAAAALMOST make out what it says on your screen. Dang!

Also, nice joke

Really? I can't see a single word, it's just long black lines.

Yeah, she's actually one of the three cats that live with me.

[TaiLiu]

Well, most of the time, I'm more like this.

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I see an image of Teddy...

[MoonCat]

I see an image of Teddy...

Namely, the forum!