Random Banter #196

[Mutant Sheep]

I was not made aware of this bet.

Actually, you were. JUST NOW. *brain freeze sound*

Yes, Amidus. I can still be purposefully inane. I just prefer it to come naturally than be forced.

Coidzor/Lala, and Teddy too, since I'm doing it and haven't annoyed him recently:*fawn fawn fawn fawnfawnfawn,fawn fawn, fawn fawn.. Female deer.*(I don't get why "fawn"means what it does, is my point. Well I do, I just think its weird.)

[TaiLiu]

Actually, you were. JUST NOW. *brain freeze sound*

Gasp! You are correct, Dudebro Ship! I am now truly aware!

[Coidzor]

Coidzor/Lala, and Teddy too, since I'm doing it and haven't annoyed him recently:*fawn fawn fawn fawnfawnfawn,fawn fawn, fawn fawn.. Female deer.*(I don't get why "fawn"means what it does, is my point. Well I do, I just think its weird.)

*gnaws on*

Why is this confusing? Why would Britain not have cheeseburgers?
Actually, lately whenever I've gotten a cheeseburger while out somewhere it's been somewhat lacklustre, but this was a homemade cheeseburger, which is pretty much always amazing (which adds further incredulity to my reactions to cheeseburgers in cafes and pubs - if I can do this this well, why can't they manage it?)

Rejection of stereotypical 'Murican things, mostly. XD

Oh gods... That's wonderful. Homemade cheeseburgers are the food we were meant to eat. Though it's kind of amusing that pubs are bad at it, but... well, I think, aren't pubs supposed to be not that good at food as some kind of cultural institution deal? Best burger I've had was from an Irish pub here in town. They also have a guido burger which is big enough to feed 3 people. Sooooo goood....

[LaZodiac]

Why is this confusing? Why would Britain not have cheeseburgers?
Actually, lately whenever I've gotten a cheeseburger while out somewhere it's been somewhat lacklustre, but this was a homemade cheeseburger, which is pretty much always amazing (which adds further incredulity to my reactions to cheeseburgers in cafes and pubs - if I can do this this well, why can't they manage it?)

Because it's an American feeling thing. Greasy gross slabs of meat inbetween wheat chunks with slices of weird vegetables in them. Europe would have refined steaks.

I was not made aware of this bet.

Psst, it's a Chuck Noris Facts joke

[MoonCat]

Actually, you were. JUST NOW. *brain freeze sound*

Yes, Amidus. I can still be purposefully inane. I just prefer it to come naturally than be forced.

Coidzor/Lala, and Teddy too, since I'm doing it and haven't annoyed him recently:*fawn fawn fawn fawnfawnfawn,fawn fawn, fawn fawn.. Female deer.*(I don't get why "fawn"means what it does, is my point. Well I do, I just think its weird.)

Fawn means baby deer, not female deer.

Doe is a female deer, something which any person obsessed with annoyingly catchy songs from saccharine movies could tell you.

[Amidus Drexel]

Maybe. Maybe~<3~

50 quid plus surcharges and interest and then their life... So let's... let's just call it 500 bucks.

Gunmetal is good, because it's GUN FLAVOR! Also, YES! YES!

...Comment Comet...

... *backs away slowly*

Heheheh The first one is on the house.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. Also, the gun flavor doesn't have the same appeal to me... I mean, I can gnaw on guns anytime I want to.

I had something, but it disappeared when I started running over strategy in my head.

Excellent. Then I shall be overjoyed to- *Lazered*

Mwhahahahahahahaha

Yes, Amidus. I can still be purposefully inane. I just prefer it to come naturally than be forced.

Well, I miss your inanity. Just a little, though.

[TaiLiu]

Psst, it's a Chuck Noris Facts joke

Another joke has eluded me?! Curse you, jokes!

Doe is a female deer, something which any person obsessed with annoyingly catchy songs from saccharine movies could tell you.

Doe, a deer; a female deer~

[Gnomes2169]

Mwhahahahahahahaha

*Walks out of the respawn chamber(tm) three minutes later* That was your dastardly plan, wasn't it? Well I'm not falling for it a- *Cthulu'd*

[Qwertystop]

As far as eyes go, I used to know a guy who has a blue-greyish eye with a red splotch just below and to the side of the pupil. Other eye is normal. Same as the avatar of one Fishnet on here, actually (though I PM-ed, and it's not him).

Another joke has eluded me?! Curse you, jokes!

Doe, a deer; a female deer~

Re, a drop of golden sun . . .


(read those dots as quarter-note pauses)
(gah that song's stuck in my head again)

[LaZodiac]

Another joke has eluded me?! Curse you, jokes!

Doe, a deer; a female deer~

Ray, a drop of golden suuuun~

[Qwertystop]

Ray, a drop of golden suuuun~

Ninja'd. Also, it's "Re", not "ray," when it's music.

[Mutant Sheep]

D'Oh, a phrase, a silly-ass phrase
Ray, a type of deadly guuuuun~
Squidward!
...Good!

[TaiLiu]

Re, a drop of golden sun . . .

Ray, a drop of golden suuuun~

[Gnomes2169]

Ray, a drop of golden suuuun~

Mi, a name, I call myyyyself.

[Coidzor]

Oh, y'all and your innocent innuendo and doubly entendres.

... *backs away slowly*

Heheheh The first one is on the house.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. Also, the gun flavor doesn't have the same appeal to me... I mean, I can gnaw on guns anytime I want to.

I had something, but it disappeared when I started running over strategy in my head.

Excellent.

Quite.

DAISUKEDAISUKEDAISUKEDAISUKE. But... But... Power Thirst! Lucky gun-haver that you are.

Good, Good. Let the Hatred Flow Through You!

[Mutant Sheep]

Mi, the most important person in the uni-verse!

Fixed that for ya. (Am I really the only one who comes up with stupid versions of this? I never bothered googling it... Bt if I do, I WON'T FEEL AS SPHECIAL.)

[Rawhide]

Mi, a name, I call myyyyself.

Hark, an interjection I use for attention.

[enderlord99]

Another joke has eluded me?! Curse you, jokes!

Another Chuck Norris fact is that he won a platinum medal at the Olympics.

By the way: Mutant, did you just quote the Campfire-Song-Song?

[Gnomes2169]

Fixed that for ya. (Am I really the only one who comes up with stupid versions of this? I never bothered googling it... Bt if I do, I WON'T FEEL AS SPHECIAL.)

You're the only one I know of.

Hark, an interjection I use for attention.

Lo, a word for prophesy~!

[LaZodiac]

Ninja'd. Also, it's "Re", not "ray," when it's music.

sorry, my bad guys XP

[Coidzor]

Hark, an interjection I use for attention.

Hark, a vagrant, a webcomic by a Canadian!~

Ship! Taste my vengeance for your inanity. You'll be begging me for mercy.

[Qwertystop]

Mi, a name, I call myyyyself.

Fa, a long long way to ru-u-u-un~

[Amidus Drexel]

Oh, y'all and your innocent innuendo and doubly entendres.

DAISUKEDAISUKEDAISUKEDAISUKE. But... But... Power Thirst! Lucky gun-haver that you are.

Good, Good. Let the Hatred Flow Through You!

I assure you, all of my innuendo is intentional.

NOOOOOOOOO. Strictly speaking, it isn't mine, but it resides in this house, so it counts.

Naaaaaah, too lazy for that.

Fixed that for ya. (Am I really the only one who comes up with stupid versions of this? I never bothered googling it... Bt if I do, I WON'T FEEL AS SPHECIAL.)

I once wrote a redneck version of it... I'll try to remember how it went.

[LaZodiac]

Fa, a long long way to ru-u-u-un~

Te, to drink with jam and bread!

[Gnomes2169]

Te, to drink with jam and bread!

Missed So and La. Disappoint.

[Amidus Drexel]

Ti, a drink with jam and bread!

Fixed that for you.

Also, surprised you missed La, of all the ones in the song.

[Coidzor]

Missed So and La. Disappoint.

So, what's the big freaking deal?~

La, lalalalalalalalalalalalalazoozl is an eldritch abomination!~

I assure you, all of my innuendo is intentional.

NOOOOOOOOO. Strictly speaking, it isn't mine, but it resides in this house, so it counts.

Naaaaaah, too lazy for that.

I once wrote a redneck version of it... I'll try to remember how it went.

A....All of the homoerotic?

YISSSSSSSSS! Well, you really shouldn't be putting it in your mouth anyway... That's dirty~

*pat pat* Well, I ain't doing the work for you. Gotta keep up with me if you want a proper time of it.

Nice.

[TaiLiu]

Hark, an interjection I use for attention.

Attention given! I shall stare at you for long hours at a time!

Another Chuck Norris fact is that he won a platinum medal at the Olympics.

There seem to be many "facts" about him.

[LaZodiac]

Missed So and La. Disappoint.

Fixed that for you.

Also, surprised you missed La, of all the ones in the song.

...oh, oh god.

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m...emotivator.jpg

to clarify it's aimed at myself.

[TaiLiu]

...oh, oh god.

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m...emotivator.jpg

to clarify it's aimed at myself.

Eh. Music is overrated, anyway.