Random Banter #196

[Qwertystop]

That would be amusing.

So will you keep it going? We're a good way through the page and we're still stuckwaiting for a So.

EDIT: The irony... my request for continuation broke it. Bleh. We didn't even do one loop.

[Coidzor]

When you say pants you mean trousers or undies? And shorts as in shorts or underwear?
If you're wearing undies over trousers are you going to a superhero costume party?
If you are wearing trousers over undies, that's what you're meant to do unless you like going commando.
If you are wearing underwear over shorts, superhero party?
If you are wearing trousers over shorts, maybe you got cold, couldn't be bothered to change out of shorts and just put trousers on top?

Well, you know how girls have shorts that are basically a form of men's underwear? Something like that only for men and I threw them on because I couldn't be arsed to hunt down proper underwear. And less trousers and more cargo...khaki slacks?

Sometimes I wish, but not often, gossamer thing clothing just wouldn't work at my geographical position. Sometimes it's thinner than men's clothing, sometimes thicker, but mostly it's the same.

Well, they always complain about women's clothing being made thinner and cheaper than men's clothing and resulting in tears and having to carefully layer and do stuff like that and so be either cold or hot as a result of the layers or lackthereof. I guess you guys managed to luck out with that given your climate.

I do miss a good cheeseburger, they just aren't done very often down here except in chippies (though I don't go out the restaurants very often (read: maybe once a year) down here), and then it's just a burger (hopefully not nuked to reheat) with a slice of cheese on top.

Though we do occasionally make them at home. Angus beef burgers, cheddar cheese, bacon and tomatoes between thick, wide buns. Problem is the buns are so soft that they disintegrate really quickly.
Now I want a cheeseburger.

That rarely? Wuff. And that's... That just sounds like a depressing food item.

Hmm. Yeah, it sounds like you've got the basic principles of a proper burger as known quantities. I guess the main question is how you treat the meat patties themselves. Hm. I wonder if worchestershire is a common component of seasoning the beef over there before cooking. Probably not, since it's viewed as more of a thing to add to cooked food rather than something like a pseudo-marinade like over here...

Tell me about it.

Not always! Just mostly. Sometimes. We like to reinforce our own stereotypes.

They are very nummy. But what's a guido burger?

Yes, please do.

Hm. Such a complicated relationship between us, wouldn't you say?

A guido burger is, depending upon who you ask, a burger that feeds between 1 and 4 people depending upon how hungry they are. It's a local speciality of an Irish pub in the area that's basically an institution near the local University, and it's either a 10, 12, 14, or 16 ounce burger on a giant bun of an appropriate size for a burger that's a bit big, basically have to hold it with two hands, and it's piled thick with bacon and cheese and lettuce and tomato and I think grilled onions to the point where I have difficulty getting the whole thing in my mouth to the point where I usually don't bother and just do it in two layers per "bite."

It's pretty darn big, and as a teenager I've split one with a friend and had a nice meal out of it. It's so big you basically can't order it rare all the way through, IIRC.

It's named after the first person who ordered three of them or more and finished them on the spot, as I recall. Chap by the name or at least going by the moniker "Guido." My brosef made an impression back in the day when he was a chillen because he managed to eat two of them in a row as like... a 6 or 8 year old.

[TaiLiu]

I can but it's the principle is the same. I NEED to watch it ASAP.

Check the Internet...?

I often do, but it's really hard to sleep sitting in a chair and I can't lean on my desk and sleep because then it's really obvious.

Speaking of your chair, couldn't you go ahead and purchase a better one?

So will you keep it going? We're a good way through the page and we're still stuckwaiting for a So.

Well, actually, the part that I posted was the only part that I remembered. I could look up the rest, but...

[LaZodiac]

Try checking your theatre again later? Mine didn't update with PR until its first matinee time today. It's the only advice I can give.

We'll see, but Matinee happens tomorrow, and the schedule on the building itself says from the 12th to 16th, these movies will be playing. And none of them are Pacific Rim.

@Tailei: I did that. Couldn't find it.

[Coidzor]

And that's why if you're going to that much trouble of taking a trip into town just to look at the outside of the building then you at least take the time to register a formal complaint with management to vent the frustration partially. XP

Gonna fight some octopus goblins now.

[TaiLiu]

@Tailei: I did that. Couldn't find it.

Most unfortunate!

[LaZodiac]

And that's why if you're going to that much trouble of taking a trip into town just to look at the outside of the building then you at least take the time to register a formal complaint with management to vent the frustration partially. XP

Gonna fight some octopus goblins now.

Don't open until 6 AM.

[Coidzor]

Don't open until 6 AM.

...What time of day did you go down there?

And now most of them are dead. Silly wannabe-Ursula octo-gobbos.

[LaZodiac]

...What time of day did you go down there?

And now most of them are dead. Silly wannabe-Ursula octo-gobbos.

10:30 AM. They had already changed all the signage and stuff.

EDIT: I MEANT SIX PM WHEN I SAID SIX AM UP THERE OH GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME TODAY.

[TaiLiu]

And now most of them are dead. Silly wannabe-Ursula octo-gobbos.

One wonders how they managed to become such creatures.

[MoonCat]

THE TRUTH IS A LIE.

ION: I am genuinely about to spend money on an online game. This is a weird feeling.

Also, guys. Macbeth is ****ing hilarious.

[Coidzor]

10:30 AM. They had already changed all the signage and stuff.

EDIT: I MEANT SIX PM WHEN I SAID SIX AM UP THERE OH GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME TODAY.

They only open up at 6 in the evening? It's like a whole other country....

One wonders how they managed to become such creatures.

Presumably evil gods or whatever else goes around making aberrations. They're all dead now and we stole their scrimshaw.

THE TRUTH IS A LIE.

ION: I am genuinely about to spend money on an online game. This is a weird feeling.

Also, guys. Macbeth is ****ing hilarious.

You are the Truth.

NUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Any particular performance/version/spin?

[LaZodiac]

THE TRUTH IS A LIE.

ION: I am genuinely about to spend money on an online game. This is a weird feeling.

Also, guys. Macbeth is ****ing hilarious.

What game?

They only open up at 6 in the evening? It's like a whole other country....

They open at 1 PM on the Weekends.

[MoonCat]

You are the Truth.

NUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Any particular performance/version/spin?

Nope, I'm cake.

It's a good game! I should have donated earlier, except I don't have means of paying for things online, so I had to set up a thing with my parents. (I pay them in cash, they pay an equal amount to my account for donating.)

Reading it is good enough. Just... thinking about the story. Damn, it's funny.

What game?

<cough> the gershermcliftshrmflmurfl.

[Coidzor]

Nope, I'm cake.

It's a good game! I should have donated earlier, except I don't have means of paying for things online, so I had to set up a thing with my parents. (I pay them in cash, they pay an equal amount to my account for donating.)

Reading it is good enough. Just... thinking about the story. Damn, it's funny.

<cough> the gershermcliftshrmflmurfl.

...Must...resist...obvious...retort...

Donating? Hm. That alters the deal a bit, I suppose.

Just randomly popped open MacBeth to laugh your butt off? So what's your favorite humorous component?

Dirty, dirty girl.

[MoonCat]

...Must...resist...obvious...retort...

Donating? Hm. That alters the deal a bit, I suppose.

Just randomly popped open MacBeth to laugh your butt off? So what's your favorite humorous component?

Dirty, dirty girl.

I dun... nevermind. I probably don't want to know.

Well, if you donate you can get in-game things, so it's nice for me as well, but I mainly wanted to do it for donating reasons.

How clearly evil the Macbeths are.

I... what did I even say that somehow came around to me liking Benedict Cumberbatch?

[TaiLiu]

Presumably evil gods or whatever else goes around making aberrations. They're all dead now and we stole their scrimshaw.

Nice.

<cough> the gershermcliftshrmflmurfl.

Come again?

[MoonCat]

Come again?

<coughs> The gershmerhercliftshrmflmurflsplr

[TaiLiu]

<coughs> The gershmerhercliftshrmflmurflsplr

The... The German Merher Cliff?

[MoonCat]

The... The German Merher Cliff?

Oh look, my cough's worsening. I'll go have lie down!

[Amidus Drexel]

Also, guys. Macbeth is ****ing hilarious.

Truth.

I dun... nevermind. I probably don't want to know.

The cake is a lie.

[LaZodiac]

<cough> the gershermcliftshrmflmurfl.

Oh come on Moonie! I wanna know so if it's a multiplayer game we can play it together

[TaiLiu]

Oh look, my cough's worsening. I'll go have lie down!

Oh, no! Feel better soon.

[Coidzor]

I dun... nevermind. I probably don't want to know.

Well, if you donate you can get in-game things, so it's nice for me as well, but I mainly wanted to do it for donating reasons.

How clearly evil the Macbeths are.

I... what did I even say that somehow came around to me liking Benedict Cumberbatch?

Beef cake... BEEFCAAAAAKE!

Mmm...

Well, you know, crazy is as crazy does.

Because it sounded dirty and then I just figured, well, I quoted it so why not link it? Also, did you just click?

[enderlord99]

The cake is a lie.

...Wasn't that the exact reference she already made?

[MoonCat]

The cake is a lie.

If that was his retort, then he underestimates me, because that was what I was quipping in the first place.

Naturally, in this scenario, the Transitive Property is a lie.

[Coidzor]

...Wasn't that the exact reference she already made?

I believe so, yes. He's a tricksy one, our Amidus, aye.

The cake is a lie.

Well, I wouldn't go that far, that's a little bit harsh and I don't have all the facts to go on.

If that was his retort, then he underestimates me, because that was what I was quipping in the first place.

Naturally, in this scenario, the Transitive Property is a lie.

Sweet Lunita, never change.

I thought it was a band name in this scenario. Whoops. Now what am I going to do with these non-refundable tickets?!

[enderlord99]

If that was his retort,

It probably wasn't. While I'm not sure, due to not being him, I believe Coid's logic was:

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cake->cheesecake->boobs

which makes no sense yet and therefore is used fairly often on the Internet.

[MoonCat]

Sweet Lunita, never change.

I thought it was a band name in this scenario. Whoops. Now what am I going to do with these non-refundable tickets?!

Oh god, what endearing thing have I done now?

The Transitive Property is not a band. Nor is The Filigree Kittens.

It probably wasn't. While I'm not sure, due to not being him, I believe Coid's logic was:

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cake->cheesecake->boobs

which makes no sense yet is used fairly often on the Internet.

I... what... what... eww... gah... what.... huh?

[Coidzor]

Oh, Jack Enderman, you're getting ahead of me. And yourself.

Just go back and rework it from first principles and don't add in any steps that aren't there, and I'm sure you'll be elucidated.

Oh god, what endearing thing have I done now?

The Transitive Property is not a band. Nor is The Filigree Kittens.

I... what... what... eww... gah... what.... huh?

Mostly just being yourself and having things I say fly over your head. I mean, it's not that long ago that you managed to miss that I was talking about girls getting lost in the deep blue sea of my eyes back in high school because they were all finally noticing that I was decidedly a boy, and all that jazz. I know, hard to believe, so I can understand the confusion.

Sadly. They both really should be though. I'd filigree some kitties right about now myself. Heck, I'd probably filigree myself, or at least gilt trip myself.

A for effort, but a bit overeager. He got the middleman though, yes.