Random Banter #196

[Mutant Sheep]

I want a pet ferret...

[Coidzor]

Amidus 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Silly Ferret, still scrabbling around.

Aye. That's why I endeavor to be as evil as possible.

Well, perhaps. Maybe not. I'm certainly not wearing it again, is all. It's one of the trashiest things I can think of from the 80's. Funny stuff, though, and pretty decent music.

Och, well, there's no helping that, I suppose.

It's so easy when you're evil, after all.

Harumph. :/ Maybe I tuned out the trashiness...@_@? It was mostly just silly to me. XD

No, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

Ah, I see. All of my pokemon are like you, then.



Heheheheh

Maybe I am your pokemon.



Much less awkward than I thought it'd be. I'm always scared I'll end up snickering at the ridiculousness of it when I'm near a place like that. Which reminds me. They have a barber shop which is sort of the Hooters equivalent now, or so I've been hearing.

The best part of it, too.

It might have just been the title; it's an instrumental. Either that, or I'm thinking of the wrong song.

No, I think the best part of war is crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentations of the women.

Hm, what can you recollect?

Hrm... I'd say they're slightly less hot than habaneros. The flavor is much better, though.

Ay, yes. Can't forget the importance of bloodlust.

Heheheheh

Also, you should have separated that out. T'was difficult to remember what went to what.

Better than the fruitilicious flavor of a habanero, you say? I shall have to sample this pepper cultivar. And if your claims be naught but foul slander, I shall have your head.

It's fundamental to orderly Canadian society, really.

It's not funny~ It's only funny if I put several of them down my trousers at once or if it manages to get all the way up my pantleg!

Oh, fine. *pouts*

The ninja train advances.

Now you're just taunting me.

Well, I don't eat breakfast, so that's not really an issue.

Wiping out my guys, you say?

Maybe. Maybe. You have googles and goggles and youtubes at your disposal. And the title of the song. XD

You should more often. My favorite time for breakfast is 1 AM.

I want a pet ferret...

They're kinda stinky. And they do a weasel wardance. And they poop in corners. And they mostly sleep.

[Hattish Thing]

Someone send me teh link to they speeqe? I accidentally deleted it. Halp.

[Amidus Drexel]

It's so easy when you're evil, after all.

Harumph. :/ Maybe I tuned out the trashiness...@_@? It was mostly just silly to me. XD

No, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

Sure, sure.

Listen to the rest of the EP, then.

Maybe I am your pokemon.

Much less awkward than I thought it'd be. I'm always scared I'll end up snickering at the ridiculousness of it when I'm near a place like that. Which reminds me. They have a barber shop which is sort of the Hooters equivalent now, or so I've been hearing.

I doubt it. You've been sorely neglected, if that's the case.

What is it called? This sounds hilarious.

No, I think the best part of war is crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentations of the women.

Hm, what can you recollect?

The best part of war is undeniably the slaughter.

It's La Villa Strangiato - Rush. Live, Geddy sings the Yiddish nursery rhyme in the middle of it.

Better than the fruitilicious flavor of a habanero, you say? I shall have to sample this pepper cultivar. And if your claims be naught but foul slander, I shall have your head.

It's fundamental to orderly Canadian society, really.

It's not funny~ It's only funny if I put several of them down my trousers at once or if it manages to get all the way up my pantleg!

Oh, fine. *pouts*

Have some peri-peri sauce, and you tell me. Awesome stuff.

Bah.

Well, that's a matter of opinion, really.

Yes, help me out here. I'm trying to reply to three things at once, AND keep track of my PbP games.

Wiping out my guys, you say?

Maybe. Maybe. You have googles and goggles and youtubes at your disposal. And the title of the song. XD

You should more often. My favorite time for breakfast is 1 AM.

Bah.

Later, I'm busy waiting for everyone else to go to sleep so I can be sane again.

Midnight's a good time for food, I think.

[Deathkeeper]

They're kinda stinky. And they do a weasel wardance. And they poop in corners. And they mostly sleep.

See now, most of those sentences are actual flaws, but I fail to see how the second one is anything but adorable.

[LaZodiac]

Does anyone know how Texas Hold'em works? I'm trying to play Poker Night 2 and I just don't understand it at all.

[Coidzor]

See now, most of those sentences are actual flaws, but I fail to see how the second one is anything but adorable.

Well, it is endearing... the first 3 times...

Sure, sure.

Listen to the rest of the EP, then.

Alright, I'll hunt it down later then.

I doubt it. You've been sorely neglected, if that's the case.

What is it called? This sounds hilarious.

Why do you think I've hunted you down on the internets?

Knock-Outs, I believe.

The best part of war is undeniably the slaughter.

It's La Villa Strangiato - Rush. Live, Geddy sings the Yiddish nursery rhyme in the middle of it.

Can't spell slaughter without laughter.

*listening* ...I managed to miss it, I suppose.

Have some peri-peri sauce, and you tell me. Awesome stuff.

Bah.

Well, that's a matter of opinion, really.

Yes, help me out here. I'm trying to reply to three things at once, AND keep track of my PbP games.

later, sure.

If they couldn't turn into bears and rip one another's faces off, would they really be so nice to one another? No, I think not!

I guess, but it's nowhere near the level of professional men who put ferrets down their trousers.

Bah.

Later, I'm busy waiting for everyone else to go to sleep so I can be sane again.

Midnight's a good time for food, I think.

*pat pat*

Why wait?

Traditional, even.

[TaiLiu]

Does anyone know how Texas Hold'em works? I'm trying to play Poker Night 2 and I just don't understand it at all.

Sort of. I've recently "learned" the game, too. By "learned," I mean I had to assume how to play because my friend wouldn't teach me.

So, here's how I think the game works (take it with a grain of rice): You obtain two cards. You look at the cards. The highest hand wins.

...You should probably use a search engine to look it up, though.

[Amidus Drexel]

Alright, I'll hunt it down later then.

Why do you think I've hunted you down on the internets?

Knock-Outs, I believe.

Well, if you have trouble finding it, youtube normally recommends the songs on it from any of their other stuff.

To duel me to the death over the last slice of pizza?

Hrm...

Can't spell slaughter without laughter.

*listening* ...I managed to miss it, I suppose.

later, sure.

Forsooth.

That's the studio version, so... it wasn't there. I'll try to find one of the live versions with him singing it.

Dooooo iiiiiiiiit

If they couldn't turn into bears and rip one another's faces off, would they really be so nice to one another? No, I think not!

I guess, but it's nowhere near the level of professional men who put ferrets down their trousers.



Why wait?

Traditional, even.

Meh. They could try.

Perhaps. I wouldn't know. I don't think I've ever met such a person.

Yes, and I finally finished replying to one of them, so now I'm only juggling four things at once. I blame Sheep.

It's a requirement. Cooldown time, and all that.

I stand by my choice of sandwich.

[enderlord99]

Sort of. I've recently "learned" the game, too. By "learned," I mean I had to assume how to play because my friend wouldn't teach me.

So, here's how I think the game works (take it with a grain of rice): You obtain two cards. You look at the cards. The highest hand wins.

...You should probably use a search engine to look it up, though.

There are 3 "shared" cards on the table. Each player gets 2 cards. Everyone bets. Another "shared" card goes on the table. Everyone bets again. Another "shared" card goes on the table. Everyone bets again. Everyone reveals their hand, finds the best possible 5-card hand with their 7 cards (only 2 of which are exclusively theirs). Best best hand wins.

There's still some stuff missing, of course.

[LaZodiac]

Sort of. I've recently "learned" the game, too. By "learned," I mean I had to assume how to play because my friend wouldn't teach me.

So, here's how I think the game works (take it with a grain of rice): You obtain two cards. You look at the cards. The highest hand wins.

...You should probably use a search engine to look it up, though.

Thanks...ish

There are 3 "shared" cards on the table. Each player gets 2 cards. Everyone bets. Another "shared" card goes on the table. Everyone bets again. Another "shared" card goes on the table. Everyone bets again. Everyone reveals their hand, finds the best possible 5-card hand with their 7 cards (only 2 of which are exclusively theirs). Best best hand wins.

There's still some stuff missing, of course.

Oh, so I don't get to add the cards into my hand, then? Then why didn't I get a four of a kind when there was three eights in the shared and an eight in my hand, all the same colour?

[Amidus Drexel]

Oh, so I don't get to add the cards into my hand, then? Then why didn't I get a four of a kind when there was three eights in the shared and an eight in my hand, all the same colour?

You should have. That's just the game being stupid, if it didn't give you it.

[LaZodiac]

Good god this game doesn't explain ANYTHING.

What is a pair? Does the number matter, or the suit?

[Amidus Drexel]

Good god this game doesn't explain ANYTHING.

What is a pair? Does the number matter, or the suit?

The number does.

The only time the suit matters is if all of your cards are the same suit, and then you've got a flush.

[LaZodiac]

The number does.

The only time the suit matters is if all of your cards are the same suit, and then you've got a flush.

Then the game has literally cheated me at one point, by giving Claptrap a two pair when he infact did not.

[Deathkeeper]

Then the game has literally cheated me at one point, by giving Claptrap a two pair when he infact did not.

Well, that's because Claptrap is an annoying, overhyped character who gets things that he probably doesn't deserve.

[Amidus Drexel]

Then the game has literally cheated me at one point, by giving Claptrap a two pair when he infact did not.

You should probably try a different poker game, then, if this one isn't playing by the rules.

Well, that's because Claptrap is an annoying, overhyped character who gets things that he probably doesn't deserve.

But he's such a good dancer!

[LaZodiac]

You should probably try a different poker game, then, if this one isn't playing by the rules.

But he's such a good dancer!

I might be remembering wrong, then! I don't know anymore.

[FinnLassie]

Good morning o' dear RB.

I feel dead. Six hours of sleep has never felt this wrong.

[TaiLiu]

Good morning o' dear RB.

I feel dead. Six hours of sleep has never felt this wrong.

Good morning! Perhaps it is your illness that contributes to your dead feeling.

[FinnLassie]

Good morning! Perhaps it is your illness that contributes to your dead feeling.

Mmh, could be that. Or the kids screaming outside. *narrows eyes*

How art thou, o fair TaiLiu?

[TaiLiu]

Mmh, could be that. Or the kids screaming outside. *narrows eyes*

...You have children screaming outside your window?

How art thou, o fair TaiLiu?

Tired. Unsurprisingly, too, since it's early morning where I live.

[FinnLassie]

...You have children screaming outside your window?

Tired. Unsurprisingly, too, since it's early morning where I live.

Well, it is a block of flats in the end. Well, four block of flats that close in a big outdoor area with swings, trees and stuff. There's a bunch of kids here, when I was about 14 to 18 I just couldn't stop raging on a Saturday morning when they'd ruin my sweet teenage slumber at 9 in the morning!

Let us be tired together, then! Fine, it's 10am here, but it's still early considering I didn't fall asleep until around 3am... I'm probably just going to combine breakfast and lunch.

[TaiLiu]

Well, it is a block of flats in the end. Well, four block of flats that close in a big outdoor area with swings, trees and stuff. There's a bunch of kids here, when I was about 14 to 18 I just couldn't stop raging on a Saturday morning when they'd ruin my sweet teenage slumber at 9 in the morning!

Ah. It seems that the children and their noise have followed you beyond your teenage years, then.

Let us be tired together, then!

That's a fine idea, but I'm about to go to sleep and be not-tired.

Fine, it's 10am here, but it's still early considering I didn't fall asleep until around 3am... I'm probably just going to combine breakfast and lunch.

Well, I guess it saves on money.

[LaZodiac]

Good morning o' dear RB.

I feel dead. Six hours of sleep has never felt this wrong.

Awe. Hope you feel better soon!

[Hattish Thing]

Awe. Hope you feel better soon!

Mhm! With all of my heart!


Woah Ai'm sounding weird. It's 4:54 AM here.

[TaiLiu]

Mhm! With all of my heart!


Woah Ai'm sounding weird. It's 4:54 AM here.

Really? That's interesting, and encourages further research...

[FinnLassie]

Ah. It seems that the children and their noise have followed you beyond your teenage years, then.

That's a fine idea, but I'm about to go to sleep and be not-tired.

Well, the flats go from studio to two bedrooms, so not many families stay here forever. I haven't been here properly for a year and I have no idea who these kids are that roam the outside!

N-n-noooooooo! just kidding, just kidding.

Awe. Hope you feel better soon!

Zoozie! *snugglewumps* It's nice and dark under your bed.

[Hattish Thing]

Really? That's interesting, and encourages further research...

Further research? SCIENCE! And, my clock was a FAIL. You had one job clock, one job. It's 2:32 AM in Austin Texas.

[TaiLiu]

Well, the flats go from studio to two bedrooms, so not many families stay here forever. I haven't been here properly for a year and I have no idea who these kids are that roam the outside!

Oo, mystery children. You should ask around.

N-n-noooooooo! just kidding, just kidding.

Further research? SCIENCE! And, my clock was a FAIL. You had one job clock, one job. It's 2:32 AM in Austin Texas.

Ah, I thought something was off. I was very confused about time zones for a moment!